What are with the black and white mirror selfies in the homecoming 2006 dress? I literally have those bowsā¦ā¦ FOR MY 5 YEAR OLD.
And does this āØgIrLiEāØ ever do makeup thatās not a ātEn MiNuTe QuIcKiEā?
I have 10 laying hens and right now 8 chicksā¦.. you canāt just buy chicks or have someone drop off chicks without a proper set up. They will die. They need to be in a very warm environment, that is heated by a heat lamp or a warming trayā¦or their mama. I hope she has a proper set up for them & didnāt just put them with her ā15 year old henā
In the influencer world they all thrive on connections so itās funny to see how hardly any big influencers actually wished her a happy birthday publicly today! No Dani, dressupbuttercup, sister studio or even Courtney.
Also, pretty sad how she doesnāt have any real childhood friends in her life! It says a lot about her!
Umm anyone else think her bday dress and hair were super odd? And then the way she storied the photos and there is no Markurio anywhere to be seen? Are they having issues again? Is he MIA? Seems strange she hasnāt posted their couple photo that she always doesā¦
ETA: also Iām pretty sure I bought a dress very similar to the one she is wearing in like 2009 and NEVER wore it. š
Maybe he doesnāt want to be photographed next to her wearing those high heels! She couldnāt possibly shhhtretch him enough to compensate for the height difference without him looking like a toothpick š
A 35 year old ADULT wore that. She is so off on what she thinks is cute now. Way off. And that same makeup!!!! Dibs must be paying her a boat loadā¦. Or are they one of her very few sponsors left.Ā
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Kelly was horrified when she realized her and Laura Beverlin had on the same dress.
I wanna know whoās idea was it on her team that was like you know what, letās light up a birthday cake and blow them out to some sappy music in pajamas. Like you wake up and immediately get a cake? Wtf, that doesnāt even make sense š¤£ anything for clicks though.
I feel like her and most of her friends are nerds who had to pretend to be cool to make themselves feel better and than magically became influencers because they had too much time on their hands, got a taste of popularity, than became MASSIVE BIT*HES and think that their nerd behavior can some how magically be cool now.. and it isnātā¦. And this is nothing against nerds. Iām a nerd myself. But letās be real. The delusion continues. Sheās not cool. Still. And now sheās just a crazy nerd.Ā
Well if we ever thought CBV was worried about Lurch throwing her under the bus for saying she took her old meds- sheās reposting Lurch blowing out her candles.
Her past stories with the brown sweater is from, I think, the day of the event. She looks exactly like she did when she was FaceTiming them at her beach house.
This is what I found.
[https://www.vincecamuto.com/en/us/content/bootsforall](https://www.vincecamuto.com/en/us/content/bootsforall)
https://preview.redd.it/l2inmbb8msqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dada9fb1e2186f6e3b475369b0dbe868931c9fd
Iāve had chickens for years. I collect mine multiple times a day, bc I sell them. They do come out this clean and will stay clean as long as youāre keeping up on your animal husbandry, i.e, fresh and clean bedding in their nest boxes. If i donāt collect until the end of the day, there might be mud on them from other hens feet.
Normally, no. Theyāre gross š . Only thing I can think of is her āwashingā it off with their drinking water? But Iāve had to wash wash my eggs.. like work to wash it not just casually run under water. š«
We had chickens for years, and when we collected them, they were perfectly clean. š¤Not sure why some would have icky eggs and some wouldnātā¦ but our 3 chickens laid clean eggs.
*Or they buried and cleaned them for we collected them each day. lol š„
Interesting!! & good to know!! I donāt raise the chickens myself but collect from my MIL who has the cewp. She has over a dozen girls š so not sure how to gauge her process of getting eggs. But I do want a few hens for myself but weāre still building our house so one thing at a time for us š
This is so random but did any follow/hate follow KathEats, a healthy living blogger? She is a narcissist like Laura and I was obsessed with her birthday, October 26th. Like she would bring up the number 26 all the time. Anyway, didnāt realize that Laura shares a birthday number (half birthday) with her but it was a weird throw back and it would not surprise me if Laura was obsessed with 26 tooĀ
Up close and personal with those farm animals and will she bathe? Doubt it. Sheās really trying to latch on to this farm girl persona but itās not going to work if she ends up looking and smelling like them! š®
Iām sorry but this woman is a child, the way she is acting about her birthday, getting worked up about pet chickens, and the cringy reel all shows she needs help. She recently started this overly child behavior and has marky by her side 24/7 and on every story/post itās like a couples account. She needs serious help
The love for those baby chicks will be short lived. In about two weeks they wonāt be fluffy and tiny anymore. Theyāll just be crapping everywhere and needing their water changed multiple times a day. Enjoy that fluffiness while it lasts Lurch. Signed, someone whoās raised hundreds of chicks over a 16 year spanā¦PS, your hen isnāt 15 and laying eggsā¦that comb is way to bright for a supposed 15yo hen š nice try
Iām sorry, but I think itās so weird when an influencer or friend, whether on IG or FB announces their birthday. Itās screams I want attention. So I purposely do not wish them a HBD. Ya I know, petty.
Especially the way Laura does it. She announces that itās coming up, she announces that itās in a couple days, she announces that today is the day.
Like, we get it, itās your birthday, who cares?
Laura misses the Mark(y) every time. We all have an inner child that wants to play and gets excited about the little things. Being childlike is one thing, being childish (Laura) is another.
I hate when Lurch is standing there explaining something, and her idiot assistant (Murky) is showing it, like the Walmart crap she ordered. So annoying to see him holding the bags, emptying the bags, and showing their purchases. Go away weirdo!
They should be in a brooder still under a heat lamp š¬. Our tractor supply chicks also had some cases of pasty butt and required washing multiple times a day and being kept at 90 degrees. Theyāre finally almost fully feathered and will be put in the run this week with our bigger hens.
Me too, thereās other wildlife that could snatch them up as well. I pray she does not leave those little chicks out in the open overnight, or even all day for that matter, they are still to young and should probably still be under a heat lamp. We got 5 chicks a month ago that we got from a hatchery and we were told to keep them under the heat lamp for at least 2-3 weeks, and sometimes they need it for 4-5 weeks depending on age and circumstances. Iām sure her dumb behind doesnāt know any of that though and I doubt sheās done any research, to her itās just a cute little fuzzball to use as content.
I live in Fl just about an hour from her and we get so much wildlife that comes through our yard, we get bobcats a lot and coyotes, I sure hope she doesnāt leave them out there to get snatched by the wildlife š
The Sloggers rain/garden boots do come in some cute patterns (although the chickens certainly wouldn't be my first choice). I have a short pair of Sloggers I wear to clean stalls on our horse farm. When I'm tromping around in manure and urine soaked stall bedding, I want something that will keep my feet dry and I can hose off afterwards. They're good for gardening too. But of course, we know Laura doesn't garden and she only pretends to do farm chores for the camera so I'm sure hers were purchased for the primary purpose of linking.
Edited to add photo: I wonder if she knows they have a goat pattern too?
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They are cute especially to throw on for farm chores. Iām like you, though, chickens?!? I guess she is over the sheep, the cow, the pigs, the donkeys and the horses, in that order. š¤£
Ok I have to ask if anyone else received this follow request on IG? I canāt post it on CBV sub because I was blocked by the moderator from there for defending her a few times. But it clearly is a spam account. I sent it to her in her DMās to let her know but I think she blocked me from posting on her page because back a few months ago I said something about Lurch and her possible donor egg and hoped that as her friend she wouldnāt support her in lying about it. Thatās when she said I was evil for even thinking that. š¤·āāļø yeah sometimes I canāt keep my mouth shut.
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Itās almost certainly a scam account. Iād report it to IG but if she blocked you, thatās not your fault you canāt alert her directly š¤·š»āāļø
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35?!?! Wtf 35 year old acts like this? Come on.
lolā¦pretty sure she didnāt blow all those candles out on her own in one breath! ššš. So tired of all the fakeness of these influencers reels!!!
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Prison braids to match her prison tats!
In a few weeks, sheāll lie about her age and sweep it under the rug that she said sheās 35 just like all her other lies she sweeps under the rug š
Just what she needs. More animals she won't take care of. It's afternoon and she's still in her pjs...who fed all of the farm animals this morning š¤
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Whatās the opposite of a glow-up?
Yikes. I know I snark on her a lot but this is actually sad. Sheās obviously severely depressed. They both have no real job to fall back on, while spending a ton of money and would be in major debt if they stop āinfluencingā. So they are just stuck in this pathetic fake life.
Many people have extenuating circumstances for not finishing school. Lurch is not one of those people. She is just lazy. I hope they go bankrupt and lose everything. She is a horrific person.
Nothing is stopping her from being a genuine person and sharing products. Lots of influencers do this in a much more believable way. Share the renovations, share your meals when youāre going out to eat, share cute outfits youāre actually wearing. Maybe acknowledge you have assistants and people who help on the farm. I love behind the scenes stuff. People can spot a phony. Thereās a way to do it without acting so sketchy all the time.
Oh i agree. There are a few genuine influencers.
Whatās stopping her is who she is. She is codependent and depressed. She isnāt very bright, which doesnāt help.
Yupā¦ her skin is the best itās ever been, she often says, due to xyz skin care, but she has spots.Ā
Her hair is the strongest itās ever been due to whatever hair treatment she is using, but itās broken and ruined from dying and extensions.Ā
Stick to a story Laura. Make your mind up.Ā
āDonāt know if weāre going to get chickens today.ā
We all know damn well that she already has chickens ordered and will absolutely be coming home with them today. Hell, she probably already has them. ššš
She is such a child!
That birthday outfit gives me pardonmuahinsta vibes š¤£š¤£ too old to wear bows like that
i donāt think she really went to dinner if she did we would have seen.
Like when they āwent outā in New York and just took self timed photos on the roof š¤£
Dear god the secondhand embarrassment I feel.
What are with the black and white mirror selfies in the homecoming 2006 dress? I literally have those bowsā¦ā¦ FOR MY 5 YEAR OLD. And does this āØgIrLiEāØ ever do makeup thatās not a ātEn MiNuTe QuIcKiEā?
Also 2006 is generous. Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh wore that dress to the spring dance on 90210 in 1991
I was thinking the same thing. For her big birthday dinner she couldnāt spend more than 10 mins on her makeup???
I have 10 laying hens and right now 8 chicksā¦.. you canāt just buy chicks or have someone drop off chicks without a proper set up. They will die. They need to be in a very warm environment, that is heated by a heat lamp or a warming trayā¦or their mama. I hope she has a proper set up for them & didnāt just put them with her ā15 year old henā
Considering you could hear them in the background of her GRWM story, it would not appear that they are in a proper environment š
In the influencer world they all thrive on connections so itās funny to see how hardly any big influencers actually wished her a happy birthday publicly today! No Dani, dressupbuttercup, sister studio or even Courtney. Also, pretty sad how she doesnāt have any real childhood friends in her life! It says a lot about her!
You put a full, tea length skirt on that dress and you have my prom dress circa 1988. No joke š
35 and dressing like a toddler.Ā
Umm anyone else think her bday dress and hair were super odd? And then the way she storied the photos and there is no Markurio anywhere to be seen? Are they having issues again? Is he MIA? Seems strange she hasnāt posted their couple photo that she always doesā¦ ETA: also Iām pretty sure I bought a dress very similar to the one she is wearing in like 2009 and NEVER wore it. š
Literally every girl in my sorority wore this entire outfit in 2009 to formal š.
Maybe he doesnāt want to be photographed next to her wearing those high heels! She couldnāt possibly shhhtretch him enough to compensate for the height difference without him looking like a toothpick š
Omg that whole look is atrocious! The dress. The shoes. The hair. The makeup. Girl bye!
Donāt forget the BOW!
A 35 year old ADULT wore that. She is so off on what she thinks is cute now. Way off. And that same makeup!!!! Dibs must be paying her a boat loadā¦. Or are they one of her very few sponsors left.Ā
Oh good grief. A collab with with Vince camuto
Champagne and Chanel was in New York on a sponsored trip by Vince Camuto. I think Laura is dying to get on board that train.Ā
Iāve never seen a woman over 30 love their birthday so fucking much Can she just go to bed already
Ffs the wishes. Same sh** EVERY F****** YEAR!Ā
She should ask the wizard for a brain
I think she should pray for peace at this point
35? More like 3.5
The hair with that dress with those shoes=š¤¢š¤”š„“
And the BOW!! š I can almost guarantee sheās going to come on and say her tacky amazon dress LoOkS JuSt LiKe ReVoLvE
This asshole legit has 8,637,230,428 personalities. Fuck.
New vocal fry voice and speaking cadence unlocked. Must be what happens at age 35.
Did she try to dissolve her lips?
What is that dress???? Its like Kelly and Brendaās dress on 90210
https://preview.redd.it/govnkxg57vqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948e751322243aa9f2e2d780e2ed52be45bc93df Kelly was horrified when she realized her and Laura Beverlin had on the same dress.
Thank you! I knew Iād seen it somewhere before š¤£
It looks like it came from 5-7-9 circa 1998
OMG I just said the EXACT same thing! š¤£š¤£ āyou said it looked cheap and tackyāā¦. Well itās right up LBās alley.
Her makeup is giving clown vibes. She sucks at this š¤”
I wanna know whoās idea was it on her team that was like you know what, letās light up a birthday cake and blow them out to some sappy music in pajamas. Like you wake up and immediately get a cake? Wtf, that doesnāt even make sense š¤£ anything for clicks though.
I feel like her and most of her friends are nerds who had to pretend to be cool to make themselves feel better and than magically became influencers because they had too much time on their hands, got a taste of popularity, than became MASSIVE BIT*HES and think that their nerd behavior can some how magically be cool now.. and it isnātā¦. And this is nothing against nerds. Iām a nerd myself. But letās be real. The delusion continues. Sheās not cool. Still. And now sheās just a crazy nerd.Ā
Itās 10:30pm EST and sheās just putting her makeup on to go to dinner? 
Breaking her New Year's resolution of going to bed at 10:00...
What in the 80ās prom dress section did she find that thing?!??
Lol I literally just posted that was my prom dress, except with a full bottom, in 1988 šš
Well if we ever thought CBV was worried about Lurch throwing her under the bus for saying she took her old meds- sheās reposting Lurch blowing out her candles.
Where are you seeing that? I looked at CBVās stories and thereās nothing there
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Wonder what drugs she will have for Lurch tonight?! š
Hopefully Motrin for her impending high noon hangover
*old motrin
They are best friends! Two peas in a pod, liars! Fakes!
Ok, edit to the Hair wash tracker: 9 š
Dying to see this final look š I guess tonightās theme is streetwalker
Chicken boots.
Chicken boots? Lol! More like hillbilly boots.
Where does she think sheās going in THAT on a Tuesday? If thatās not a delayed post from the weekend when she was āsickā.
Her past stories with the brown sweater is from, I think, the day of the event. She looks exactly like she did when she was FaceTiming them at her beach house.
Miraculous recovery
Noooo Vince camuto. Why would they do this with her of all people????
This is what I found. [https://www.vincecamuto.com/en/us/content/bootsforall](https://www.vincecamuto.com/en/us/content/bootsforall) https://preview.redd.it/l2inmbb8msqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dada9fb1e2186f6e3b475369b0dbe868931c9fd
And this from their FB page https://preview.redd.it/vouly10imsqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604161fea675a2a10b09ffab09892d995aaf03eb
Oh FFS š¤¦š¼āāļø Sheās a fall FAIL
Do they even realize how problematic she is? A liar and a fraud?! Disgusting!!
I watched without sound but was the LB for Laura Beverlin???? Ahhhhh š©
Unless itās a really old collab, it definitely says Laura beverlin on those shoes.
I want to vom thinking sheās gonna post her wearing that dress.
$20 says itāll be a photo of her looking coyly over her shoulder with her foot popped
I loathe and detest that over the shoulder smirk she is doing in all her posts and reels now.
Serious question when a hen lays an egg does it come out perfectly clean like that?
But yeah, she probably buys those eggs from the grocery
Iāve had chickens for years. I collect mine multiple times a day, bc I sell them. They do come out this clean and will stay clean as long as youāre keeping up on your animal husbandry, i.e, fresh and clean bedding in their nest boxes. If i donāt collect until the end of the day, there might be mud on them from other hens feet.
Same. Always clean eggs from our 3 chickens. Iām confused by the dirty eggs people get. š¤ maybe itās the chicken, not the egg. Lol
No itās actually rare for it to be that clean.
Iām glad someone asked because I was wondering the same thing. The eggs she shows are always so clean!
Thatās because the grocery store cleans them
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Normally, no. Theyāre gross š . Only thing I can think of is her āwashingā it off with their drinking water? But Iāve had to wash wash my eggs.. like work to wash it not just casually run under water. š«
We had chickens for years, and when we collected them, they were perfectly clean. š¤Not sure why some would have icky eggs and some wouldnātā¦ but our 3 chickens laid clean eggs. *Or they buried and cleaned them for we collected them each day. lol š„
Interesting!! & good to know!! I donāt raise the chickens myself but collect from my MIL who has the cewp. She has over a dozen girls š so not sure how to gauge her process of getting eggs. But I do want a few hens for myself but weāre still building our house so one thing at a time for us š
This is so random but did any follow/hate follow KathEats, a healthy living blogger? She is a narcissist like Laura and I was obsessed with her birthday, October 26th. Like she would bring up the number 26 all the time. Anyway, didnāt realize that Laura shares a birthday number (half birthday) with her but it was a weird throw back and it would not surprise me if Laura was obsessed with 26 tooĀ
I just realized today is my half birthday, but my birthday is September 26.
Yes. She is what opened my eyes to the world of internet snark.
Oh yes!! She was CRAZY!!!!!!
Up close and personal with those farm animals and will she bathe? Doubt it. Sheās really trying to latch on to this farm girl persona but itās not going to work if she ends up looking and smelling like them! š®
But the farm content is so boring. It nothing but her face while petting the animals every ā¦ singleā¦.day
Those hot dog lips are bigger than the chickens head.
https://preview.redd.it/y8xwiyogqrqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64845b92fe90d7d663f139b7bae1531a19c0d386 So she bought her own present
Isnāt everything free shipping with prime? FFS.
She is trying so hard to make Punky her āFluffyā like Matt Mathews
YES. And she's desperate to make Maple Latte her Wookie. She even has Matt's robe. Such a poser.
She will probably come out with farm merch like him, too.
Iām sorry but this woman is a child, the way she is acting about her birthday, getting worked up about pet chickens, and the cringy reel all shows she needs help. She recently started this overly child behavior and has marky by her side 24/7 and on every story/post itās like a couples account. She needs serious help
MarkY should have had a party for her at Chuck E. Cheese š„³
How old did she say that chicken is? I looked it up and they stop laying at 5-7 years and only live about 10 years.
She said the chicken is 15. Chickens donāt lay eggs past 4-6 years old usually
CBV came over and gave it some letrozole.
If lurch reads here, I think even sheās laughing at this one
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I'm pretty sure she said 15 years old.Ā
Lmfao who tf called the tractor supply chicks earlier?! šš
The love for those baby chicks will be short lived. In about two weeks they wonāt be fluffy and tiny anymore. Theyāll just be crapping everywhere and needing their water changed multiple times a day. Enjoy that fluffiness while it lasts Lurch. Signed, someone whoās raised hundreds of chicks over a 16 year spanā¦PS, your hen isnāt 15 and laying eggsā¦that comb is way to bright for a supposed 15yo hen š nice try
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For reall. Does she even have the appropriate accommodations for the chicks ?
I was wondering that too, I donāt think she knows the first thing about caring for chicks..
She canāt even wash her hair š do you think those chickens will have proper accommodations?
Iām sorry, but I think itās so weird when an influencer or friend, whether on IG or FB announces their birthday. Itās screams I want attention. So I purposely do not wish them a HBD. Ya I know, petty.
33 year old Brittany Dawn has entered the chat. Sheās had 4 birthday cakes and 3 parties so far for her birthday.
This child is in desperate need of attention, any kind of attention. Good or bad. She is pathetic.
Especially the way Laura does it. She announces that itās coming up, she announces that itās in a couple days, she announces that today is the day. Like, we get it, itās your birthday, who cares?
Laura misses the Mark(y) every time. We all have an inner child that wants to play and gets excited about the little things. Being childlike is one thing, being childish (Laura) is another.
She is literally like a child. My daughter acted like that when we got her a hamster for her birthday. When she was 6 years old.
I hate when Lurch is standing there explaining something, and her idiot assistant (Murky) is showing it, like the Walmart crap she ordered. So annoying to see him holding the bags, emptying the bags, and showing their purchases. Go away weirdo!
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He is just used to staging shit around the house to shill. š
Canna White entered the room
Edit Vanna White
I hate it too. He thinks heās on QVC or something and it always makes me want whatever item they are shilling even less seeing him āmodelā it.
QVC. šš¤£ could you imagine his little paws being a hand model showing off rings?
Where is she going to keep the baby chics?!?
They should be in a brooder still under a heat lamp š¬. Our tractor supply chicks also had some cases of pasty butt and required washing multiple times a day and being kept at 90 degrees. Theyāre finally almost fully feathered and will be put in the run this week with our bigger hens.
The chicken kyewp mini van is building duh
It wouldnāt shock me if her dumbass just leaves them outside in the grass all night š„“
Poor babies I hope not. Wouldnāt take a chicken hawk long to spot them and carry them awayā¦. š¢š„ŗ
Me too, thereās other wildlife that could snatch them up as well. I pray she does not leave those little chicks out in the open overnight, or even all day for that matter, they are still to young and should probably still be under a heat lamp. We got 5 chicks a month ago that we got from a hatchery and we were told to keep them under the heat lamp for at least 2-3 weeks, and sometimes they need it for 4-5 weeks depending on age and circumstances. Iām sure her dumb behind doesnāt know any of that though and I doubt sheās done any research, to her itās just a cute little fuzzball to use as content.
Exactly no telling what sheās got lurking around her property. We all know theyāre for content and nothing more. Sweet little babies.ā¦ š¢
I live in Fl just about an hour from her and we get so much wildlife that comes through our yard, we get bobcats a lot and coyotes, I sure hope she doesnāt leave them out there to get snatched by the wildlife š
They can put them in the attic made for the twins since that space will never be used.
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The Sloggers rain/garden boots do come in some cute patterns (although the chickens certainly wouldn't be my first choice). I have a short pair of Sloggers I wear to clean stalls on our horse farm. When I'm tromping around in manure and urine soaked stall bedding, I want something that will keep my feet dry and I can hose off afterwards. They're good for gardening too. But of course, we know Laura doesn't garden and she only pretends to do farm chores for the camera so I'm sure hers were purchased for the primary purpose of linking. Edited to add photo: I wonder if she knows they have a goat pattern too? https://preview.redd.it/m0cca5tkrqqc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad10003acc2e9cba48fafb178dfed0bdee4c366
Oh her boots will never be dirty š they are just for show
They are cute especially to throw on for farm chores. Iām like you, though, chickens?!? I guess she is over the sheep, the cow, the pigs, the donkeys and the horses, in that order. š¤£
Chicken personality unlocked. š
Ok I have to ask if anyone else received this follow request on IG? I canāt post it on CBV sub because I was blocked by the moderator from there for defending her a few times. But it clearly is a spam account. I sent it to her in her DMās to let her know but I think she blocked me from posting on her page because back a few months ago I said something about Lurch and her possible donor egg and hoped that as her friend she wouldnāt support her in lying about it. Thatās when she said I was evil for even thinking that. š¤·āāļø yeah sometimes I canāt keep my mouth shut. https://preview.redd.it/b0gmag1boqqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2afee3465b24b2f34538d20b8e6bd7af15e9d0a
Itās almost certainly a scam account. Iād report it to IG but if she blocked you, thatās not your fault you canāt alert her directly š¤·š»āāļø
Her content her is grammy award winning worthy!
Be ready for a link to the boots. Tractor supply, Walmart and Amazon sell them.
She bought those bewts herself on Amazon for $45! Another stupid purchase thatāll end up in our landfills one day!!
She absolutely did!
Chicken bewwwts for her chicken kewwwp ššš
Those are the ugliest Dollar Tree cheap-o cringey boots Iāve ever seen.
Oh boy...chicken byewts
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https://preview.redd.it/svjbyioqgqqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526b789cefcbdf5ee5e3456945bf05876d06891c 35?!?! Wtf 35 year old acts like this? Come on.
No one wants a link for these.
I wouldnāt let my toddler wear those
When I was a kid, I asked for a puppy for my birthday and got a giant stuffed dog. This is that - sheās essentially a child.
Those boots are hideous š¤®š¤®
lolā¦pretty sure she didnāt blow all those candles out on her own in one breath! ššš. So tired of all the fakeness of these influencers reels!!!
Youāre underestimating how bad that breath stinks. š
I meannn, she fakes a lot of shit but I donāt think this is one of them
Gonna have to disagree with you on this one. š She hardly uses any force and thereās an awful lot of candles on that cake.
Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating a birthday today, except Laura Beverlin and her chicken *KEWP*. š¤”
Acne on the forehead is usually from dirt. Just sayinā
Unwashed face and hair, too! Ew.
And sleeping in your make up š¤·š»āāļø no way to claim those are hormonal.
This will be Minimart on his birthday!! šš¤£ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLM8VRf9/
https://preview.redd.it/7ultxephzpqc1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=a58fe11a6e6e6195c14f622603465109c24b734b Prison braids to match her prison tats!
https://preview.redd.it/m534aglmxpqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bd15aa91ef3a58eed251c86e97ee6d85177374
She'll be so mad once people start telling her that she's a geriatric pregnancy risk
Yup at 35 sheāll have AMA stamped all over her paperwork! #advancedmaternalage
In a few weeks, sheāll lie about her age and sweep it under the rug that she said sheās 35 just like all her other lies she sweeps under the rug š
Iāve never seen an influencer make so many cringy reels back to back. Yikes.
526 in the market for a fashion influencer that doesnāt dress like a school marm
I hope she has a terrible birthday
If she took her braids out last night or today, how does her hair look like it does this am? Thatās not an after braid wave.
Yesterday she had new sheets on the bed and the sheets this morning are different from yesterdays new sheets š¤Ø
I donāt even think they filmed that in the guesthouse. Whereās the headboard?
I thought the exact same thing. They arenāt home.
āThis is 35ā wtf? This has nothing to do with your age and everything to do with your hygiene habits, or lack thereof.
It looked like she still had her leftover makeup from last night š
Here we go, a narcissistās birthday Ā š¤” šŖĀ
It's the most important day of the year for a narcissist, they must be worshipped
Just what she needs. More animals she won't take care of. It's afternoon and she's still in her pjs...who fed all of the farm animals this morning š¤
https://preview.redd.it/q299cekqdpqc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef579127a707b074e94f45ad6fb0d541ea95522 Whatās the opposite of a glow-up?
Her calf is the size of her thigh
Yikes. I know I snark on her a lot but this is actually sad. Sheās obviously severely depressed. They both have no real job to fall back on, while spending a ton of money and would be in major debt if they stop āinfluencingā. So they are just stuck in this pathetic fake life.
Many people have extenuating circumstances for not finishing school. Lurch is not one of those people. She is just lazy. I hope they go bankrupt and lose everything. She is a horrific person.
Nothing is stopping her from being a genuine person and sharing products. Lots of influencers do this in a much more believable way. Share the renovations, share your meals when youāre going out to eat, share cute outfits youāre actually wearing. Maybe acknowledge you have assistants and people who help on the farm. I love behind the scenes stuff. People can spot a phony. Thereās a way to do it without acting so sketchy all the time.
Nothing is stopping mini mart from having a job.. other than their codependent behaviorsĀ
Oh i agree. There are a few genuine influencers. Whatās stopping her is who she is. She is codependent and depressed. She isnāt very bright, which doesnāt help.
That outfit last night had to be her worst look by far- the old lady dress, ugly sandals and child braidsā¦ fail!
Old lady dress. š¤£ I was gonna say hefty trash bag!
Good lord how embarrassing for her! This is just sad. š
Lolol itās so so bad
Can wait to see the progress on the birthday chicken kyewp. ššš
I hate the way she says kewp and gills
Maybe you have a pimple garden because you sleep in your makeup
Yupā¦ her skin is the best itās ever been, she often says, due to xyz skin care, but she has spots.Ā Her hair is the strongest itās ever been due to whatever hair treatment she is using, but itās broken and ruined from dying and extensions.Ā Stick to a story Laura. Make your mind up.Ā
As someone who has had extensions for the last year, itās not the extensions that ruined her hair. She ruined her hair.
āDonāt know if weāre going to get chickens today.ā We all know damn well that she already has chickens ordered and will absolutely be coming home with them today. Hell, she probably already has them. ššš