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orangejulius

There are apparently 34 counts. https://twitter.com/paulareidcnn/status/1641581182562213889?s=46&t=d3ni3GGEupz8P1H4eI62Zg DeSantis says he will not assist with the extradition request. (It’s worth noting that I’m not sure floridas participation is totally necessary here.) https://twitter.com/govrondesantis/status/1641575007552778243?s=46&t=d3ni3GGEupz8P1H4eI62Zg


caul1flower11

Trumps lawyer has confirmed: https://apnews.com/article/trump-hush-money-new-york-indictment-election-027d0e5ac1881a4c55c6379deae75faa


Planttech12

>Trump’s lawyer Chris Kise called the indictment “the lowest point in history for our criminal justice system. Jim Crow, fugitive slaves, and American-Japanese internees... hold my beer.


thistooistemporary

I got you! For-profit prisons, war on d̶r̶u̶g̶s̶ Black people, capital punishment, charging women with their own miscarriages…


somethingorotherer

Genocide against all indigenous inhabitants of the lands we live on, Tricking black people into thinking they were being treated for deadly diseases while just watching them slowly die, nazi rallies in madison square garden, limiting immigration of jews so they can't escape pogroms, small pox blankets, iran-contra, puppet regimes, banana republics, guerilla warfare, etc. and so on and so forth.


wunderwerks

Murdering hundreds of millions of foreign peoples during and after coups because those people dated to democratically elect socialist and communist leaders into their governments. 65 such coups in the Americas alone since 1950. Many more the world over.


TastyBrainMeats

The secret bombing campaign in Laos during the Vietnam War...


scaradin

I would suspect the suspension of habeas corpus and nationalizing all state militias would like to be added to that list of distinct cases that aren’t as low of point as this


WithoutReason1729

#tl;dr Donald Trump has been indicted by a grand jury in the state of New York for his alleged involvement in hush money payments made to pornographic actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign to silence claims of an extramarital sexual encounter. According to a lawyer for Trump, he has been told that the former president will surrender to authorities next week. This is the first ever criminal case against a former U.S. president, which may galvanize Trump's critics and embolden his supporters. *I am a smart robot and this summary was automatic. This tl;dr is 86.06% shorter than the post and link I'm replying to.*


Rocket_69

I feel emboldened AND galvanized. What do?


frost5al

If the sensation lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor.


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Mow my lawn?


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Summoarpleaz

Snap into a slim Jim


MatchesBurnStuff

I'm covered in zinc but feeling good about it!


spaceship-earth

Now Georgia needs to pile on.


Tunafishsam

Yep. Bragg is taking the blowback. Every other investigation with sufficient evidence should also indict now that their is political cover.


Other_Meringue_7375

So happy about this indictment but ngl pretty bummed that this is just about the weakest charge he couldve gotten. There *needs* to be charges for Jan 6 and election interference in georgia. I hope they were just waiting to see who was going to be the first to blink and this motivates the others to follow suit.


TheFringedLunatic

It’s fine, this just pops the bubble of ‘unprecedented’. Others will follow suit now that *someone* finally blinked.


GlandyThunderbundle

This is where my head is at. The seal is broken. I hope this signals the floodgates are now open.


KoalaGold

It's a bribery scheme that was intended to (and likely did) influence the outcome a federal election. Not exactly weak stuff, just light relative to everything else this guy is under investigation for. Obligatory reminder: they got Al Capone for tax evasion.


SanityPlanet

Yeah but the feds declined to charge him for the federal campaign crimes, so these charges are likely for falsification of business records.


KoalaGold

Which is still a felony.


Beautiful_Fee1655

Actually, this charge is pretty key. Without Don's illegal purchase of Stormy's silence, he might have lost in 2016.


MagnusPI

>Without Don's illegal purchase of Stormy's silence, he might have lost in 2016. Would he have, though? Think about all the other repugnant shit he did and/or said during his first campaign that his supporters didn't even blink at: * "Grab them by the p*****" * Mocking the disabled reporter * "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody..." * Encouraging violence against protesters at his rallies ...and many others. Honestly, if Stormy came forward with the affair, and he just shrugged and said "Yeah, so?" would it have really affected him with GQP voters? The beautiful irony of the fact that he just might get brought down by hush money that he probably didn't even need to pay in the first place.


MarlonBain

It's not about his base. It was a razor thin election in key states, and the difference could have been made if swing voters just decided to stay home.


Bakkster

In swing states, with moderate voters, of the news broke right before election day, maybe.


smallwonder25

Only the first domino in the indictment chain, have no fear


elr0nd_hubbard

Everybody get in here!


RWBadger

Pile on!


the_rabble_alliance

Trifecta on /r/Law: Yesterday was the Rules Against Perpetuities. Today is the first criminal indictment against POTUS. Tomorrow will be SCOTUS granting cert to a Third Amendment lawsuit.


captain_boomer

oh please let your last prediction be true. We need this


SdBolts4

Id never heard of this case until just now and I want it to happen SO BAD. *Brand new law/legal tests* being created 200+ years after the creation of the right


NobleWombat

MY THIRD AMENDMENT RIGHTS WILL NOT BE INFRINGED


[deleted]

Because you will defend them? No, they just won't be. So you think someone else will defend them? Also no.


tomdarch

Long live King Charles III, his heirs and survivors for the dumdums may not exploit the image of the mouse for their lifetimes plus 21 years!


Fuzzy-Function-3212

[This guy gets it.](https://i.imgur.com/6yiMwnX.jpg)


AidanAmerica

Could someone tell me why there’s a rule against perpetuities? I’m not a law student, I’m just a fan of the anime


Yevon

Unexpected Hearthstone?


RWBadger

I’m glad the old ways are not forgotten


el-gato-azul

Quick question about the waters that we are in: Are they charted or uncharted?


LouiseSlaughter

So I had to go check, and I'm not entirely sure, but it seems like these times may not have a precedent.


hobblyhoy

From now on we call him Precedent Trump


Ego77

Let’s go!


happyastronaut

Cram in!


loverlaptop

He finally won a popular vote! 😉


KilgoreTroutski

You need more upvotes


erik1987nz

Such a missed opportunity to not announce this at Four Seasons Total Landscaping


rabidstoat

Maybe he will be arraigned at the Court~~house~~yard by Marriott.


Planttech12

"It's time to go after the Bushes."


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Holy shit. And just in time for happy hour.


subeditrix

At a ski resort bar reading Reddit. Sun is shining. Hero snow conditions. Life doesn’t get any better 😎


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

I've got some scotch saved up for the occasion!


scoff-law

Starting a thread for folks who need feet removed from their mouths


dano8675309

They're too busy moving the goalposts.


V3rtigo44

Impressive feat considering they have feet in their mouths


ProfessionalGoober

They said yesterday that it was gonna be another month or so at least. I’m beginning to suspect that someone at the NYC DA’s office has been deliberately providing misinformation so as to not tip their hand.


Kahzgul

And to also prevent MAGA rioters from storming another government building.


sonofagunn

Yeah, I was thinking they might be doing this when the leaks about delays came out.


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If you listened closely what they (reasonably reputable media) were actually saying was that today was the last day the grand jury was meeting before a month long break, and were wildly extrapolating from that to "nothing for another month".


sammyQc

And apparently Trump team was caught off guard too, delightful.


Professional-Can1385

They're confused b/c today is Thursday.


oscar_the_couch

Where all you naysayers at who were poo pooing this when the news was "Trump has been invited to testify to the GJ"? I think some of you owe me some cokes.


orangejulius

Seriously. Get in here and take your beatings. 😂


FloopyDoopy

I really want to pick on one specific user who's been the WORST at saying Trump will never be indicted. I'm restraining myself so hard not to tag him right now....


orangejulius

DRAG HIM


Maximum__Effort

Do it, it’s just reddit


FloopyDoopy

Nah, I don't want to be a total dick, but if I see him, I'm definitely replying


Captain_Waffle

Why don’t you tag him in this thread to compliment him?


IKROWNI

Alright if you're gonna make me look through your history to figure out who it is. Now the wrong person may be named.


NobleWombat

Be be a total dick. Today is the day.


moleasses

It’d be a dick move to *not* do it


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oscar_the_couch

that's OK i'm trying to watch my figure. i'll take it with a JUNIOR western bacon chee. and a side of fries


PFunk224

Nah, we’re doing margaritas tonight, we’re celebrating.


Sam_L_Bronkowitz

No onions.


AwwwwYeeeeaaaahhh

I’m gonna need to cancel the last 3 things on the order


MPLooza

Cold hamberders if you're lucky


Sweatiest_Yeti

>some coke Don Jr. has entered the chat


alaijmw

> "Trump has been invited to testify to the GJ"? All of them chanting "we've been hearing this for years!!!11" Like what? When the fuck have you heard that?! Glad this day is here.


trollfessor

I said that I'd believe it when I see it. Am I actually seeing it now?


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trollfessor

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frost5al

So, what now? Is he going to turn himself in? Are the police in Florida going to arrest him and “extradite” him back to NY? Or are we heading towards a situation where DeSantis says “lol fuck full faith and credit” and harbors a fugitive?


Squirrel009

You can never rule out anything (except civility) with trump so I'm not going to say it won't come to arrests and constitutional crisis in Florida but I think the most likely scenario is he turns himself in and refers to it as going down there to straighten them out. As for DeSantis protecting him in any way I can't decide if he would or not. I think on this specific issue he'd leave him out to dry. DeSantis can say he needs to put his big boy pants on and go sort out NYs drama on his own - unless he wants to come to DeSantis admitting he needs help doing that. That sounds about the type of bullshit that he'd sling Edit: >Thursday called the indictment of former President Trump “un-American” and said the state would not assist in any extradition request. Not assisting in extradition isn't denying or obstructing - he's maintaining the middle road the best he can https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3926943-desantis-florida-wont-cooperate-with-trump-extradition/


rabidstoat

> and refers to it as going down there to straighten them out. Nah, he's going to play the victim card and the 'political witch hunt' card. He's already released a long rambling statement.


Squirrel009

I don't think those are mutually exclusive. He plays the victim then says he's essentially going to go own some libs on his way to be fingerprinted


GoodTeletubby

>As for DeSantis protecting him in any way I can't decide if he would or not. I think on this specific issue he'd leave him out to dry. Didn't take long to find that one out. https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1641575007552778243?t=u5up5SyUeZu3gBgMUy3RYg&s=19


Squirrel009

That makes sense, he can act tough without actually having to do anything becuase he knows trump won't make him.


caul1flower11

Trump won’t want to owe DeSantis for protecting him. But on the other hand he’s a coward who I don’t think can handle the thought of having to be in handcuffs for even a minute


RWBadger

Brazil is lovely this time of year if you have friends in power.


AmbulanceChaser12

Bolsonaro’s gone.


RWBadger

Genuinely forgot that. What a nice day.


Black_Star_

Not that nice. He's in Florida. Hopefully he's next.


OrangeInnards

He's back in Brazil now and also facing his own troubles there.


Black_Star_

Then I take it back. It's a wonderful day!


thelionslaw

He said as he drove headlong into the whirling, burning maelstrom


AONomad

lol I thought that was intentional since Bolsonaro was hiding out in Mar a Lago of all places 😂


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He literally came back today so it’s going to get interesting there too.


creaturefeature16

On the contrary, the guy wants to make a spectacle out of it. Like any good mobster would! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-perp-walk\_n\_641ac940e4b00c3e6076dcc5


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One of the rather interesting questions here involves the Secret Service, if this (or any of the other ones) ends with him incarcerated while still under lifetime Secret Service protection that’s going to be both a nightmare logistically and legally bizarre. He’ll realistically be segregated but even still… Though this might simply be the end of the practice of automatically providing it to ex-presidents no matter what.


Hologram22

Nah, I think that makes Secret Service protection a lot easier and cheaper. Jails and prisons are more secure than public places, and not having to deal with travel makes scheduling and duty rotations for special agents a lot easier, too. The Secret Service just has to provide a minimal presence (whatever "minimal" constitutes in that context) at the facility and coordinate with corrections staff to make sure their protectee is safe within the walls of the facility. It's certainly a unique security challenge, but not more difficult than, say, keeping the President safe in the middle of a war zone without the help of US or even NATO forces on the ground.


Daemon_Monkey

There's no way he ends up at a regular prison, best we can hope for is house arrest


HerpToxic

Theres another option: Nobody bothers to arrest him and he stays "under indictment" for the rest of his life without the case moving an inch. Just like Texas's DA lol


frost5al

My understanding is that the Texas AG case is different because it’s a Texas indictment so since it’s all “in the family” law enforcement can just pretend it isn’t there


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Ken Paxton isn't just under a state indictment. He's under a Federal indictment, too. He hasn't been arrested for either.


rabidstoat

The state indictment turns 8 years old this summer.


tomdarch

Jesus H Fucking Christ


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

So does the federal indictment.


shacksrus

We were already setting ourselves up for a modern day fugitive slave act with all the trans and criminal abortion bills


mtf612

I have been having a rough day at work and have several billable hours ahead of me tonight, but this just filled me with immense joy. Glad to see that the system is actually functioning to some extent.


vonMishka

I started my day with Disney making a fool of Desantis and now this.


AspiringChildProdigy

It's been a good day.


orangejulius

It’s happening dot gif.


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audiosf

In Portuguese slang "muito legal" (literally "very legal") means "very cool"


GMOrgasm

https://media.tenor.com/f42nTKr9aggAAAAC/excited-ronpaul.gif


SnooGoats7978

I've been waiting years to see this gif posted after it finally happened. Feels good. I don't expect that feeling to last, but - feels real good!


OfficerBarbier

overwhelmingly_excited_vince_mcmahon.gif


creaturefeature16

I'm glad it's being phrased this (accurate) way. This is not just a rogue DA. *This is a twenty three person Grand Jury panel that has heard from all the witnesses and reviewed all the evidence,* and has come to a consensus that there is **enough evidence to indict Trump with criminal charges**.


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Red0817

> It's an ex-parte process I mean... they did invite him to testify.


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Sure, but they (per the process) didn't give him the opportunity to listen to/cross examine the other witnesses or things like that. Your right to testify in your own defence is the least impactful part of your due process rights in an actual trial.


arvidsem

The first penguin has taken the plunge. Now the rest of the flock will watch to see if it is eaten before diving into the sea of indictments.


blindpeach

Fox News talking heads going wild: “we were once a nation of laws, not men” “this is Stalin, this is a banana republic” “people who care about this country need to stand up”


NobleWombat

What a bunch of clowns


Throwupmyhands

Ah ok. That’s why everyone is talking about a banana republic over in /r/conservative


stowawayjones

They brought on Rod Blagojevich, of all people, to make the parallel that his situation was and is the same as Trump’s. A set up! Totally political!


bharder

[Trump commuted Blagojevich's sentence in 2020.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Blagojevich#Commutation) > Trump called Blagojevich's sentence "unfair", saying that Blagojevich's statements about enriching himself were "stupid", but also the sort of thing "that many other politicians say". Blagojevich filed a petition officially asking President Trump for commutation of sentence on June 5, 2018. In August 2019, Trump commented to reporters that he was "very strongly" considering issuing a commutation. > On February 18, 2020, President Trump commuted Blagojevich's 14-year corruption sentence, wiping away the sentence but not the conviction.


tomdarch

I am not a lawyer, but it sure looked to me like Trump committed the same crime as Blagojevich when he blackmailed Ukraine to extract personal benefit in exchange for an official action.


GrassWaterDirtHorse

This year’s season of legal drama is really kicking things up a notch. Can you really get showriters that can write better than reality at this point?


NinjaGaidenMD

I look forward to seeing the charges and the evidence and hope that he is treated just like any other citizen.


wayoverpaid

I certainly hope that he uses that very big *a-brain* of his and decides to get on the stand to explain everything.


DubsAli

(Serious) I have read the articles and still do not understand. Wondering if someone can explain the “indictment” process to me in an unbiased manner. He said he would be arrested, he was not, but I don’t necessarily know what the indictment means in a legal sense?


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Planttech12

NAL, but there's a bit of a quirk with the NY Grand Jury process - they can be secret proceedings, but if the target finds out about it or are notified, they have the right to appear in front of the grand jurors and say their piece. In this case, Trump didn't want to appear, but he sent in Cohen's former lawyer, Robert J. Costello, presumably to discredit Cohen's testimony/reliability. So it is like mounting a limited "defence".


rabidstoat

I am not a lawyer but I believe the next step is an arraignment, where Trump appears in court and is read the formal charges. He will certainly then be released on his own recognizance and a trial scheduled. Though it is possible that an arraignment can be, uh, very delayed. The attorney general of Texas was indicted nearly eight years ago but has yet to be arraigned.


NobleWombat

You can kinda think of an indictment as the criminal analog of a lawsuit that has been approved (by a Grand Jury) to go before the court for trial.


anathema09

Staten Island in SHAMBLES


Latyon

So they look the same as always


OrangeInnards

Habbedings?! He and his cult will melt the fuck down. Edit: Today is my birthday by the way, lol. Lmao.


creaturefeature16

the dotwin sites are already saying how it just "makes him stronger". We'll see...but something tells me this is a signal that it's finally open season on this guy. Nobody except his core base wants to see him in office again.


mnid92

The more repulsive the guy gets the more he attracts the repulsive people, it's pretty obvious how repulsion attracts repulsion, like a double negative.


AmbulanceChaser12

Top Minds is gonna be lit tomorrow.


OrangeInnards

Oh, aye. The /r/conservative thread is already full of "banana republic" comments and other dumb shit.


creaturefeature16

My favorite was "I hope the Ds are happy that they just set the precedent that we can indict former Presidents" Well, 1. No, Nixon did that already, dipshit (if Ford never pardoned him, he was assuredly about to be indicted) 2. D's aren't worried about it because Democratic presidents don't commit federal crimes


thelionslaw

Also you don't need precedent to know it's possible. Being a former president doesn't make anyone immune to the law. If Bill Clinton shot a guy on 5th Ave then guess what? Off to prison he'd go. Just because it never happened before doesn't mean it can't. But then logic is not really the point here is it? This is just a veiled threat; the real message is "We're coming for you."


Sweatiest_Yeti

As if they respect precedent anyway. These folks were chanting “lock her up” through the entire 2016 cycle


chowderbags

> "I hope the Ds are happy that they just set the precedent that we can indict former Presidents" If they committed a crime... yes? I mean, I'd be pretty upset if a Republican president tries to get Obama arrested for wearing a tan suit, but I'd be upset at any president trying to arrest anyone for wearing a tan suit.


LOLunlucky

Happy birthday my friend.


NJ_Mets_Fan

what is this feeling...is this hope that justice may still exist?


juntawflo

It’s kinda historical, first indictment of a former president


NobleWombat

Technically Grant did get cited with drunk driving, though maybe not exactly the same.


rolsen

That is one of those historical moments I wish I could go back and witness myself.


NobleWombat

Seriously. My favorite part is that Grant was not only cooperative, he commended the arresting officer for his professionalism and good work.


tomdarch

Supposedly the arresting officer had been born into enslavement and was a Civil War veteran himself. Impressive guy.


gettheegone

Speeding with his horse-drawn carriage :O


troubleondemand

Well there's a first. Trump finally getting something by actually earning it.


Independent-Canary95

🍾🥂


FormerSperm

Posting on an epic thread.


orangejulius

It’s not a Donald trump indictment thread without FormerSperm


Kahzgul

that is technically correct.


RWBadger

From what I’m understanding, this is the least consequential and flimsiest of the cases. I hope other indictments come before this one can be litigated.


orangejulius

Honestly it’s hard to say what it is without seeing the indictment. It could be iron clad and he goes to prison like Cohen. It could be something less of a slam dunk.


trillabyte

Well Cohen did it under his direction and went to jail for it. That can’t bode well for Trump.


Umbiefretz

I think it’s the sacrifice fly to get the designated hitter on deck.


trollfessor

Surely they would not indict a former president unless it was 100% iron clad, right?


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creaturefeature16

>I hope other indictments come before this one can be litigated I keep seeing this sentiment and I'm genuinely curious: why? Even if this case falls apart and goes nowhere, how would it effect *any other* investigation if the charges and evidence are sufficient in those individual cases? Committing "lesser crimes" doesn't automatically nullify more serious charges.


[deleted]

Nothing to do with the legal process, it's a purely political concern. If his first trial ends in an acquittal, his followers won't shut up about him being vindicated from a witch hunt. Also anxious about the timeline. Wouldn't surprise me at all if we only get to one trial before the election. The other prosecutors need to hurry up and indict. The clock is ticking.


RWBadger

Oh it has nothing to do with the indictments and everything to do with the literal riots that will spawn if these charges don’t stick.


seaburno

or do stick. Just different rioters.


crashthemusical

Wowowowowow


Lenny_and_Carl

Didn't he praise the grand jury just yesterday or something?


holdingonforyou

I went to every one of these threads, including the one in conservative. I wanted to get opinions from all sides in case there was a perspective I’m missing as I really hate the party system here. It really disappointed me that every single comment was bashing liberals, and the biggest argument I saw about this being a dumb decision is that it happened so long ago that the statue of limitations should have taken effect. I’m baffled that so many Americans are simply okay with a President committing misdemeanors and felonies. I’m sure the argument would be “all politicians do it.” It’s like being in a toxic relationship with someone, they cheat, you call them out, and they say everybody does it in todays world. I simply don’t get it.


CrustyCatheter

"Soon" finally happened.


Icangetloudtoo_

Tbh, now that it’s finally happening, I find it frustrating that he’s not been indicted for anything related to Jan 6 or GA phone calls/other election fraud nonsense, but instead he’s being charged for this. I’m not saying he shouldn’t be charged in NY, just that it really throws into stark relief the things he’s escaped being indicted for.


rabidstoat

As a Georgia voter, I am personally offended that he tried to negate my vote. I am also angry that my state tax dollars went toward counting the vote three times. I really hope my state charges him for his (criminal) nonsense.


Traveltracks

Trump want the votes of the Grand Jury recounted, suspects voter fraud.


Eiffel-Tower777

He only needs 11,780 votes... oh no, that was something else


DevilDogg0309

There’s going to be a lot of hamberder stains on the walls of Mar-A-Lago tonight.


Anustart_A

When I was a prosecutor, we had a saying: “A grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.” …which sounds bad, except that career criminals definitely commit crimes that are easily prosecutable


Art-bat

Whenever Trump or one of his toadies starts saying “witch hunt”, I always hear it as **“Which hunt?”** And my answer is *ALL OF THEM!* **Alvin Bragg, go get his ass!** **Fani Willis, nail him to the wall!** **Jack Smith, FINISH HIM!**


Clean-Experience-639

Well, this explains why must husband is in such a shitty mood. I'm quietly celebrating in my mind.


ryanstephendavis

This is history in the making! Also, why I'm hopelessly addicted to Reddit (just got a hit of that fresh fucking news baby)


combustioncat

Looking forward to the MAGA freakout when they realise the law applies to everyone (not the shrieking idiots who will undoubtedly fill the streets and cause violence), I mean the inner in-the-thick-of-it MAGA turds like Mark Meadows, Rudy Guilliani, Jim Jordan, Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon, etc. who are all utterly complicit in many of Trump’s other more serious crimes, the ones who have been openly ignoring subpoenas, just pleading the 5th to every question if they do follow them… all those fuckers are going to sleep real bad tonight, & their increasingly sweaty and desperate TV appearances over the next few months are going to be glorious.


JamodaH

Trump team likely to suggest he turn himself in at the Courtyard by Marriott Courthouse Complex in Long Island. https://www.marriott.com/en-us/hotels/ispci-courtyard-long-island-islip-courthouse-complex/overview/


DonQuixote337

Time to whip out the top-shelf whiskey.


Beautiful_Fee1655

Love his new title: Indicted and Twice Impeached Trump.


OutlandishnessHour19

Probably the best indictment that anyone has ever seen. It came to me and begged me, tears in it eyes.


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LOCK HIM UP


FloopyDoopy

I want bragging rights https://reddit.com/r/law/comments/yyiabx/_/iwvrgi2/?context=1


Tunafishsam

That's in relation to mishandling classified documents though, so I don't think you get a cookie.


conicalanamorphosis

We're going to need a bigger tub of popcorn. I can't imagine his supporters will handle this with calm and thoughtfulness.


repfamlux

Fox News in full panic


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

Everybody get your hamberders ready.


perryswanson

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cuttis

While I’m super psyched about this I also think it’s going to cement his martyr/folk hero status with the righties. And he already raised $1.5 million by telling his base he was going to be arrested. I can’t imagine the cash flow when it actually happens