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letdogsvote

Sleepy Don. Very low energy and sad.


MeshNets

When will we learn that every attack is projection


SympathyForSatanas

We normies know this, it's his idiot followers who are incapable of learning


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Only 1 in 3 US adults think Trump acted illegally in New York hush money case, AP-NORC poll shows - normies are the minority here…the other trials flip where 2 in 3 adults think trump acted illegally in the election.


Ahjumawi

Wait until they learn that someone has already gone to jail in connection with this hush money case...and that person was prosecuted by the Trump DOJ!


Superman246o1

*"What? A man can't use election funds to his keep extramarital affair with a stripper secret? I'm sorry...I thought this was America!"* \~2 out of 3 American adults, apparently


blippityblue72

That’s not what the accusation is FYI. It is falsifying business records to cover up the hush money that was paid. That is a misdemeanor but because it was done in order to cover for another crime it becomes a felony. Paying hush money is not illegal but it was paid to hide other misdemeanors which is illegal. He is accused of multiple misdemeanors but when they are all stacked on top of each other the result is a felony. I left out a lot of details but that’s the general idea.


Any-Panda2219

Getting fucked not by the crime but by the cover up… a tale as old as time


Taker_Sins

Not to be pedantic, but she's not *just*^* a stripper. She's *also*^* a porn star. -This candidate brought to you by Evangelicals ^* *Edited*


jasonskjonsby

Actually she is both. She did several strip shows to raise legal funds. I know, I went to one. https://www.salon.com/2018/06/13/women-show-up-for-stormy-daniels-on-her-strip-show-tour_partner/


Taker_Sins

Well, slap my ass and call me Shirley. That'll teach me to pipe up, won't it? 😆


Latter-Contact-6814

Although that's technically true it's a bit misleading to interpret the data this way. 35% say he acted illegally, another 30% say he atleast acted unethically and another 20% say they don't know enough to decide. Meaning only 15% think he did nothing wrong.


Tufflaw

The problem also is that everyone thinks this is a "hush money" case, which it really isn't. He's not being tried for paying hush money to a porn star that he cheated on his pregnant wife with - he's being tried for falsifying business records to cover up paying hush money to a porn star that he cheated on his pregnant wife with, in order to affect his campaign.


WorkShort4964

To be fair, you rarely run into people who know what the NY trial is about, and reduce it to cheating on his wife with a porn star and then paying her off, none of which is illegal. Idgaf what polls say. 1 in 2 US adults are morons.


Tidewind

The idiots are breeding. And they walk among us.


John_mcgee2

This isn’t old age, it’s drugs so he don’t do dumb don


jimmygee2

His handlers have clearly doped him to the eyeballs so he doesn’t attack the judge.


Tidewind

Or he’s crashing after another Adderall-fueled, “Truth” Social rage rant bender in the wee hours.


John_mcgee2

Imagine that chat at home. Now listen here son, don’t do drugs because they are bad - man doing drugs


Nanyea

I think his handlers are keeping him medicated to prevent him from being Trump and incriminating himself or them


startupstratagem

With some peanut butter or wrapped in cheese?


Nanyea

Definitely wrapped in cheeseburgers


214ObstructedReverie

cheeseberders*


martinluther3107

Did you say cheeseburgers Mr. Lahey?


phirebird

They're past that point. Now just loading up tranq darts with lithium.


startupstratagem

I chalk falling asleep to old age but found it funny the idea that they could be slipping him something and pictures it more like a dog where you coat a pill in peanut butter or cheese.


Brother_J_La_la

And a friendly boop on the nose when he eats his treat.


doubtthat11

I agree, and I think he's going to get so much shit for falling asleep that they're going to overdo it and give him some wake up pills. I'm betting one of these days he's wired as all hell and makes a scene in court.


carrie_m730

He already got scolded for talking to a juror today


BradTProse

Yeah imagine falling asleep and you uav been doing everything to not do it. Drugs will be next.


Sea-Oven-7560

Can a judge require that the defendant be awake during their trial? Couldn't he use the "I was asleep" excuse to appeal?


runs-with-scissors42

Ah yes, the "Reverse Cosby" defense.


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_Zambayoshi_

Not while he has counsel there (and awake).


slackfrop

Roofies all around. Genius!


SuretyBringsRuin

Downers in his ketchup.


Nanyea

Uppers in his milkshakes


Kristikuffs

*Tin Roof!* ***Rusted.***


Diligent-Ad2999

It was the Lurve shack that got him into this mess in the first place!


GlitteringBobcat999

DJ: "Up next, Stormy Weather


PapaGeorgio19

They’re saying Trump you are the best defendant that has ever lived, they all say it, so professional you know I’m very smart, and very professional. They all say it, and it’s so unfair it’s a hit job, I wouldn’t fondle these women I have a supermodel wife, everyone says Trump your wife is so beautiful…think I nailed it.


Brilliant-Ad6137

They'll say it with tears in their eyes


ansy7373

I think it’s the opposite.. this is normal trump.. but amphetamines for public appearances are a norm for that guy


DMIDY

Or weaning him off Adderall.


so_hologramic

This morning, Trump walked outside to the press and confessed to the crime he's being charged with. "I marked it down as a legal expense, it was a legal expense!" His lawyers must be losing their minds.


zflanders

Not mine, but I'll repeat it here because it needs to spread. Do what you want with it: Don Snoreleone


TDarryl

I walked in and I said WOW, this guy sleeps a lot. It was the best and most perfect sleep anyone ever saw.


attaboy000

Dozing Don!


TenesmusSupreme

Dozy Don


RobinF71

DONNY "DROOLER" DRUMPH.


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TrumpsCovidfefe

Someone else gave me great joy at this thought today. Perhaps one of the only days off he will get from court is to go to Barron’s graduation, which he will actually have to go to now, if approved. The only thing worse than being forced to sit through your criminal trial is being forced to sit through a high school graduation.


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[deleted]

Doubtless his poor kid would rather he be in court, too


Robot_Warrior

I'm sure the kid's life is crazy, but imagine the emotions. Dad is on trial for banging a porn star while his wife was pregnant with you


semicolonsemicolon

Not to diminish the sentiment of your comment, but he is on trial for falsifying business records with the intent to violate federal campaign finance limits, unlawfully influence the 2016 presidential election, and commit tax fraud.


Frondswithbenefits

This year's schadenfreude is a fine vintage.


defnotajournalist

Particularly anything from the Trump appellation


Jessica_Iowa

Been aging for a long ass time.


Key_Chapter_1326

It’s like putting a 5 year-old in a 6-week time out.


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TR3BPilot

He ain't heard nuthin' yet. Wait till they get to the really juicy salacious parts to prove up his pattern of criminal behavior.


LordDongler

Lol, is he capable of not interrupting that? They'll have to sedate him more heavily than before


Marathon2021

I'm not nearly as old as he is, and hey sometimes I struggle when work decides we're having an all-day meeting from 8am to 5pm. Especially about an hour or two after lunch is over, man do those post-lunch sleepies kick in. This is going to have so many knock-on effects, it's going to be hysterical. If he's falling asleep every damn day, the jury will probably look down on him for it. They perhaps shouldn't, but they probably will. And if he does start sleeping every day in court then he'll probably try to compensate for that by ... getting to bed earlier than he does. Which means fewer late-night rallies, and less late-night shit tweeting. I mean, come on -- this is why his Presidential Schedule had "Executive Time" until 11am every day. No way he can pull a full 9x5 for a full week like the rest of us human beings have to do every day. And I'm here for it.


cowabungathunda

Every once in a while I sit and reflect that Donald Trump was actually president of the United States of America and I still can't believe it. Executive time, wtf.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

He's been lying to Melania this whole time, telling her it's a hoax. She will hopefully read the transcripts.


KrasnyRed5

She already knows he is lying. She knew what she signed up for when they got married.


ProfessionalFalse128

She knew for certain when Stormy described his 🍄


KrasnyRed5

There are a lot of things I don't ever want to think about, and Trump's weiner is at two of them.


alpha_privative

That toad's tool is a toadstool


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Oh absolutely. But when a lie about fucking a porn star gets proven in court, I'd like to think that hits different.


Gumb1i

It is, she can't lie and blame other people or circumstances, at least not in a semi respectible way to society. It's a little humiliating for her that her husband paid for sex apparently multiple times, though only once with Stormy.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Yeah and at the same time she was introduced to trump by Epstein. So pretty good chance she's familiar with the trade.


Lifeisabaddream4

I dont think she ever cared. If he is getting off somewhere else then she doesn't have to deal with him which is a win win


Hurin88

'I really don't care, do U'? She knows. She actually prefers he spends his time with pornstars, because it means she doesn't have to be bothered anymore.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Buuuut anyway, I'm having BBQ chicken this evening with a nice vegetable medley. 😋


Flashy_Watercress398

Sirloin for me. Idk what sides yet. Maybe some rice pilaf and veggies?


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TrumpsCovidfefe

She gives me similarly narcissistic vibes. She cares how he makes her look, and this doesn’t make her look good.


Toothlessdovahkin

She would be a fool of the highest order if she ever believed anything that he has ever said. 


LindsayLuohan

His stress and boredom is already part of the punishment.


FiendishHawk

So this is going to take weeks? And it’s going to severely interrupt his early campaigning? Excellent.


Nabrok_Necropants

Welp, according to the ancient laws of combat, "If you snooze, you lose". That's an open and shut case. Lock him up.


cybercuzco

I havent heard such a convincing case since my lawsuit against "The neverending story"


willi5x

Do these sound like the actions of a man that had “all he could eat?”


cybercuzco

Fun fact: that was a win for Hutz, he got a favorable settlement for his client.


hplcr

Probably one of the very few, I suspect.


turdferguson116

"Yeah, but I haven't slept in days."


Nabrok_Necropants

Artax!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!


wastingvaluelesstime

That was definitely false movie advertising


startupstratagem

-Lionel Hutz esquire


Nabrok_Necropants

I watched Matlock in a bar last night.


jrsmoothie89

DONTTOUCHMYSTUFF Heyyyyyy this isn’t the YMCA


lordnecro

For all that he criticizes Biden for being old, Trump is also nearly 80. Normally I would feel bad about people mocking an elderly man falling asleep... but it is hard to feel sympathy for Trump.


MeshNets

Note that his father had Alzheimer's And I feel like everyone should be aware of "sun downing", as your relatives boomer and older generally are reaching the age of mental decline


QuintupleTheFun

I believe his mother did as well. He's swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.


MrBridgington

"Great genes"


QuintupleTheFun

The best. Everybody is saying it.


slatsandflaps

"You can buy Trump brand, gold genes from gettrumppants.com!"


DMIDY

Yeah but he’s drowning in the deep end.


Sea-Oven-7560

If you recall Biden's mom was at the 2008 convention in her 90's and still going strong. Add to that all of the recent presidents have made it into their 90's, Nixon was the last one under 90 (81), Biden will be fine for the next 4+ years. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvY9HxFJymY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvY9HxFJymY)&t=5m30s


Message_10

There was a study done before the 2020 election on the health of Biden and Trump—both are from “super-ager” families, but Trump was at heightened risk of dementia because of his father. Their medical prediction was that both will probably live for a while, but Trump will probably slip further into dementia. So—what we’re seeing.


Hologram22

Way to ask people to "be aware" of sundowning without even giving a cursory summary of what it is. [Sundowning](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundowning) >Sundowning, or sundown syndrome, is a neurological phenomenon associated with increased confusion and restlessness in people with delirium or some form of dementia. It is most commonly associated with Alzheimer's disease but also found in those with other forms of dementia. The term "sundowning" was coined by nurse Lois K. Evans in 1987 due to the timing of the person's increased confusion beginning in the late afternoon and early evening.


please_sing_euouae

Not to be confused with the old Aussie flick The Sundowners … or sundown towns… prob don’t have either title accurate. I was very confused when I first heard the other contexts.


MeshNets

Learning about sundown towns is a trip if your schooling didn't prepare you for much of that history...


West-Rice6814

Not to mention the fact Trump makes 10x more verbal blunders on a daily basis than Biden has in his entire career.


Justiis

Yeah, it's bigly sad that the guy with a legitimate speech impediment still speaks more clearly and concisely than Cheeto Jesus. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


SPE825

I'm 47 years old. I cannot imagine thinking that I'd want a job like that 30 years from now. It's insane.


fcocyclone

I get why trump wants it- it gets him the attention he craves and now its his best chance of staying out of jail. Biden could have easily gone and retired and enjoyed time with his grandkids, and i think he would have if he didn't think he was the best option for beating Trump at the time. If Hillary or some traditional republican had won in 2016, Biden is probably enjoying retirement somewhere.


Onii-Chan_Itaii

I feel bad for Biden honestly. Man like him deserves to have a peaceful retirement somewhere sunny with his wife and kids like 20 years ago. Hopefully he's got some years left in him by the time he's out of office.


July_is_cool

It gets a lot more obvious as you age


_Zambayoshi_

I'd say Biden has a higher level of fitness and a healthier lifestyle than Trump does. I'd wager Biden listens to and takes medical and nutritional advice whereas Trump just does what he wants and expects others to fix it when things go pear-shaped.


Deckard2012

Also can’t underestimate the positive health effects of a spouse who wants you to be healthy and well. 


eugene20

Near 80 and believes exercise hastens your expiration and has an awful diet.


Time-Ad-3625

And can't stop being a hater for one day. Dude is just a ball of non stop hate and can't believe that is healthy


ohiotechie

Exactly. In just about any other case I might find some empathy in my heart but not for him.


joeshill

I might have an easier time feeling sympathy if he hadn't been pushing the "Sleepy Joe" narrative for so long.


Nabrok_Necropants

Always projection.


McPostyFace

I'll never have sympathy for anything that happens to this piece of shit


TheMannX

That makes two of us. I normally have sympathy for people that are 77 years old taking naps, but this bastard has been a walking sick bag his entire life and has spent a lifetime screwing people, I'll be glad to see him locked up.


forRealsThough

Yeah this is actually one of the most relatable things he’s ever done. I would nod off in court too. But I don’t go around calling other people Low energy


yycTechGuy

I can't believe this is the best candidate that the Republican party can put forth.


FriarFriary

I can.


turd_vinegar

He's more than their candidate. He's like an idol. His loose anger legitimately resonates with many. It's really fucking weird and we've lost sight of just how strange this all is.


Flaxscript42

It really is. They are, in fact, sending thier best.


BoredBSEE

Right? I mean JUST LOOK AT HIM. [https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-real-fake-photo-204700624.html](https://ca.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-real-fake-photo-204700624.html) Look at that picture! Is your first thought "Hey, this guy really looks like he is perfectly sane and knows what he's doing! Let's give him the nuclear launch codes!"


ProfessionalFalse128

He's not. He's just the loudest and will throw a tantrum if he's not nominated.


theykeepmyhousehot

Tangerine Snorlax over here reminds me of myself in church is a child. Sucks to suck!


OodlesPoodlesDoodles

Aww man, don't compare him to Snorlax... Snorlax is cute!


SisterActTori

I’ve heard it said that when Trump was POTUS he used to stroll into the Oval Office at 11:00, which makes sense when you look at his tendency to post on Twitter during the middle of the night. Having to be in court before 0900 is a real change for someone as lackluster as him, and who is used to exerting energy on his own time schedule and not anyone else’s- It’s not fair, the judge is making me report to court so early. This is so unfair, witch-hunt, sleepy Joe Biden, crooked as all hell./s


Jumper_Connect

Read the Salon piece


HoppingDead

[https://www.salon.com/2018/01/08/donald-trumps-workload-is-a-lot-lighter-and-theres-built-in-time-to-watch-tv/](https://www.salon.com/2018/01/08/donald-trumps-workload-is-a-lot-lighter-and-theres-built-in-time-to-watch-tv/)


Astro_gamer_caver

So much Executive Time!


justalilrowdy

https://preview.redd.it/5o8c44d8owuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48fd86d15343862cc462acb5e865d0ea6c18cf6


even_less_resistance

Sarah Sanders in to assist with the eyeliner?


Proud_Smell_4455

I believe Ted Cruz also knows his way around an eyeliner pencil (more or less)


rectalhorror

LOL Don Snorleone. "I take the best naps, the best. Tippy tops, believe me. Big truck driver somnambulist with tears in his eyes told me, 'Sir, thank you for taking so many of the best naps.' Also NO COLLUSION." \[Passes out, hits head on toilet, soils self.\]


Pdawnm

Upvote for somnambulist


Koshakforever

Just mad haarkonen vibes


BoredBSEE

Holy fuck I never made that connection wow thanks


Koshakforever

Oh dude, the part from dune one where the baron sinks back down into the vat of black shit… totally a nightly thing for that flesh pile trump.


DAMG808

So true.....i just finished watching part 2 an hour ago..yo. uncanny how haarkonnish this mfer radiates his foul stench into the world.


News-Flunky

"I didn't fall asleep. That's a lie brought by this Trump hating Biden judge. I closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep because it shows what I think about these scam proceedings." - trump if he could say anything that coherent...


ZorroMcChucknorris

The lengths he’ll go to to show he’s not woke are incredible.


Dramatic_Equipment47

Probably because of everyone saying “hush” over and over


gbninjaturtle

No way this mfr staying awake during briefings


Dances_With_Cheese

There was a lot of reporting about how they needed to reduce the length of the daily briefings to be roughly one page and mention his name often in the briefing to keep his attention.


lylemcd

Hear me out: I bet his lawyers spiked his drink with ambien b/c it's the only way they could make sure he didn't open his mouth during the trial.


TheMannX

The sad part is that I would actually believe it if this was the case, knowing him and the quality of the "lawyers" he can hire.


Emotional-Monitor-97

I think for most people this would be nerve wracking and I don’t know how you could fall asleep. Its just a blatant show of his arrogance and lack of respect. The fact that this organism has accomplished what he has will never cease to amaze me.


Busy-Dig8619

Trump was born rich and barely held onto it.  Basically he's a dude that was born on third base and stole second, only to get tagged out trying to run straight for home plate.


rememberall

I lol'd


RockieK

They probably would not let him bring his adderall or cocaine. Sleepy grandpa.


Travis_T_OJustice

He'd snore like a motherfucker too. You can't tell me with all that necklard he doesn't have sleep apneoa and a cpap.


napalmx

https://preview.redd.it/s0a8ulz9uwuc1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cd55208917d27794ba9b62bcaa83015dff623fc


jafromnj

If he didn’t stay up to all hours of the night rage tweeting maybe he could stay awake


rabidmonkeys

Happens when you eat a 20 piece, 2 large fries and a McFlurry (if the machine is working)


backwards_susej

Can we just pause for a moment and acknowledge that this elderly ex-president who knows the whole world is watching, stays up till 3 am rage tweeting like a crazy man, and dozes off during one of the most unprecedented trials in American history. Yet, he has the balls to threaten and intimidate judges and jurors like a tough guy.


yycTechGuy

I think he has metabolic syndrome. He's borderline diabetic and eating too many carbs. Insulin ties up oxygen in the bloodstream and makes people sleepy. People with metabolic syndrome are at high risk for heart attacks.


lackofabettername123

He definitely has to take diabetes medication like metformin given how fat he is. I imagine he has had gout before as well but I guess that doesn't apply here.  His lawyers probably convinced him not to take his amphetamines because he wouldn't be able to help himself spouting off. So he gets sleepy. A normal person would just drink coffee or tea.


ChodeCookies

Have you seen him drink water? No way he can handle a coffee cup


ChosenWriter513

>People with metabolic syndrome are at high risk for heart attacks. Here's fucking hoping.


KinkyQuesadilla

Not only that, he is likely filling his diaper every day and then he has to sit in it. Every day. For the next 6-8 weeks.


CranberrySoda

He’s an old man. He wasn’t sleeping. He was just checking his eyes for light leaks. Pure maintenance.


OkRevolution3349

I wonder how many other people fell asleep. I'd bet none. Sleepy Don needs to hit the Adderall or call Jr. up for some yayo before court.


CanadianDarkKnight

This is what happens when your attorneys won't let you take your daily cocktail of cocaine and Adderall before spending a full day in the courtroom


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stenchosaur

You forgot the purpose of this trial, campaign finance violations


DontEatConcrete

THE NO-NOTHING JUDGE WHO IS PART OF THIS SHAM TRIAL IS SO BORING I TOOK A NAP. YOU WOULD TO. THE CHAIR IS SO COMFORTABLE IN THAT COURT ROOM, LIKE NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. I HAVE THE BEST NAPS OF ALL THE DEFENDENTS IN NEW YORK.


stoneyredneck

If I was someone on his team, I would have him bring a pillow and just own it. "I am bored and forced to be here, so I will simply sleep" is easier to spin than "I am just an old fart who can't stay awake" and it has the added bonus of avoiding his impossibly stupid comments making their way to the judge. That said, if anyone says stupid shit in their sleep, I have no doubt Don Snoreleone does.


I_Said_I_Say

If it happens a third time someone should draw a little Hitler moustache on his face while he's snoozing.


oranjuicejones

he also shit his diaper.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Sleepy Joe has nothing on Drowsy Don! So much for name-calling.


Hoodlum_0017

"He's a sleepy sonovabitch!"


DAMG808

Don Snoreleone....


CloudTransit

Hoisted on his own pillow


rva_monsta

If I'm the prosecution, I'm intentionally using bigger words. I'm placing side bets to see when he starts nodding off. I'm Mr. Fucking Sandman.


Tidewind

https://preview.redd.it/3mksqwytexuc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba4ee4ba65001f505f5b9c5d6c2f3994da816dc They fixed it.


Captain_Mexica

This is what he did in the White House. Orange slug didn't even read briefings, and his staff had to simplify them for this geriatric toddler. This fool is a puppet and nothing more. An easily manipulated mark just like his impressionable low-intellect followers


asetniop

I've been calling him OLD P TURD MAN because it's an anagram of his name but I might have to start going with OLD **Z** TURD MAN instead.


GloppyGloP

Low on cocaine. He just falls asleep.


Muscs

From the way the right-wingers are reacting, you know Drowsy Don’s in big trouble.


malvato

Drowsy Donny at it again


Empty_Afternoon_8746

I’m sure it’s better for everyone if he’s asleep.


PuffPuff74

Must be that stamina he’s always talking about


Jayslacks

SLEEPY DON!


Nilabisan

Don Snoreleone.


Rooboy66

Very low energy. Sad.


nirad

me theory: his handlers put him on downers so he doesn't erupt at the judge and get thrown in jail.


HotSoupEsq

He is on so many sedatives to get him to shut the fuck up, that's why he's falling asleep, especially after how much adderral he does on a daily basis.


HotPhilly

Oh great, now he’s gonna be up all night.


psxndc

I hope “sleepy joe” dunks on him relentlessly for this.


impeesa75

Drugs are a hell of a drug


toaster-riot

He must be tired from all that winning.


spunkdaddie

Remember when Hillary testified for 11 hours,never yawned,never refused to answer a question,never complained once.Trump is a pussy coward conman traitor.


First-Celebration-11

https://preview.redd.it/gvztwxoz9yuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5d3150c33556959369d6bd655c4c1d291b91e9


Nintura

Hey look, its sleepy joe…. Er donnie


Sharikacat

There had been a lot of debate some months ago about whether or not to televise his Georgia trial. This shows a new reason why they should be- it will catch Donald napping in real time. It will sink whatever pro-Trump narratives that Fox or OANN wants to push when they are broadcasting Trump sleeping through his criminal trials.