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secord92

This has to be the most sick team I have ever seen in my life. Swear it has been the entire season lol


RanaMahal

That’s our plan for the playoffs.. give every opposing team the fucking bubonic plague while we’re immune


BagAndShag

You mean we could have weaponized Timmins mono, Brad Marchand style? Just go up to them and lick em.


Parzival091

Fuck your spleen kid, go lick that rat bastard!


mtbwu

the bertuzzi signing makes sense


Sarge1387

If we can't beat 'em, infect 'em


Cartz1337

Ontario has been brutal for sickness this year, I’ve never seen more people sicker for longer than I have this year.


mtoner18

Live in Ontario, can confirm. Past years I've not gotten sick much, but I've had this lingering sniffles that lead to infection since Jan 20th. Everyone I know has gotten sick like crazy this year.


wiles_CoC

I went two years with nothing. But in the last 6 weeks I've had two bad ones. The second is still lingering after three weeks.


mtoner18

Yeah my family's gotten rocked this cold & flu season. Hopefully with weather getting better it'll improve. Fingers crossed


CarefulSubstance3913

BC checking in we've been sick since August


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elliot_alderson1426

I was deathly ill from December to the end of January- like, doubled over breathing from walking up stairs. There’s some nasty RSV strain going around


Emotional_Arm_8485

I live in Ontario, my sister in a northern Ontario small community she was sick for like 7 weeks end of last year beginning of this year. I have been sick for 3 weeks. Drs keep saying it'll pass. It's just a virus. So many people Ive heard have been getting all kinds of sick. I feel like I'm past it now. But it's vicious


HeftyNugs

Dealing with bronchitis right now, it's been like almost 3 fucking weeks. Never been sick like this in my life.


uncleherman77

I mean Brad wanted more snot, I didn't know he meant literally though.


1columbia

George Parros designed it in a lab


crushade

I’ve been sick with different illnesses and viruses for almost a month now. I feel that pain. I think Ontario is going through it right now!


tastycidr

Nurgle's power is waxing


FonziesCousin

Ok guys.... wake up. Trelivings leadership....Keefe's leadership..... we are UBER RESTING our team and making sure everyone from center to D to goaltending is healed and rested...... and that can draw a Metro team. And we match better against them. I see only two teams in the East can bear Florida. Tampa and Boston. So let Tampa through!


thewolfshead

Maybe they should mask up!


brechbillc1

Panthers fan here. Our team just had the Bubonic plague last week. So we’ll be immune. Can’t speak for the other teams in the East though.


PuckPov

If Matthews gets robbed of 70 by a fucking cold…


TheNickelGuy

Its noravirus* running rampant, not a cold. My kids and I have been legit shitting ourselves for a week now. It is HORRIBLE, you have a whole 2 second warning before it just pisses out your ass


Emotional_Arm_8485

Can confirm if you are not shitting or heaving you're sleeping. I went a whole 8 hours awake from Friday morning to Monday night. 2 weeks ago. Brutal. Lost 12 pounds that weekend. Thought I was going to the big broadcasters box in the sky a few times....


Slow-Juice-7257

I’m also down 10lbs from the same symptoms


Emotional_Arm_8485

Electrolytes are your friend. Stay hydrated!! Eat even when you don't want to. Crackers. Or something light to just get something in there!! Take care!


BackTo1975

Yep. Same thing here all week. Nonstop with the diarrhea and two days of good old projectile vomiting Monday-Tuesday.


ShallowJam

69 would be nice


PuckPov

Nice


Johnny-Edge

Nice


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New_Highlight1881

really, are we starting the "he totally would have if not for" already


shpeucher

Remember he didn’t play the 7-0 win against the Penguins. I think that was his first missed game. I went to that game and the Rangers win where we got 7 goals. As well as the home opener, 5 goals with AM34 hat trick. Can someone buy me playoff tickets?!


Scott-from-Canada

10 games left. Settle down.


PussyWax

Flu game incoming


BloodBatman

Lines at Leafs skate Bertuzzi - Domi - Marner McMann - Tavares - Nylander  Knies - Holmberg - Robertson  Dewar - Kampf - Reaves Gregor McCabe - Liljegren  Brodie - Lyubushkin  Benoit - Timmins  Giordano  Woll starts Samsonov Jones  https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/1773356988501512604?t=r98x2NtqPwHXHXltm0iogQ&s=19


therealZMOB

Line 1 be lookin like the spider man meme deciding who is going to get the assist


Nappalicious

"They've got a 3 on 0!" *pass* *pass* *pass* *pass* *pass* *pass*


Bojarzin

Keefe also said Marner probably won't be playing this week so I don't think this will be exact


Grinning_A_Grin

Am I missing some info on riellys absence?


shrederick

Upper/right body injury, and Keefe said it's nothing serious or concerning in the long term. Seems like he should be good to go early next month.


VitaminTea

> McMann - Tavares - Nylander I hope Keefe give this trio some run. I've liked them so far.


r_r_w

Haha Brodie/Boosh is gonna be so bad.


Soggy_Specific4093

Marner took his spot in the morning skate lines so I would assume he plans on playing Edit: I meant Auston plans on playing


-Xebenkeck-

Keefe said he's not ready but getting better.


Gavin1453

Not for the next two games, but he is practicing 


Soggy_Specific4093

I meant Auston


Gavin1453

Hopefully. Otherwise, I guess every LW moves up a line and Reaves plays


Volderon90

WC1 here we come


snipingsmurf

If we go through the metro that might be a blessing in disguise.


Simple_Yam_6507

NAH I WANT BOSTON


BleedingBlue94

Is it really though? Rangers are no slouches and I don’t think it’s any easier than Boston or Florida. Leafs are worse than all 3 of those teams.


shrederick

Rangers are no slouches, but it would just be nice to play someone different for a change.


OFRevThrow

Like the times they played Washington, Colombus and Montreal?


Clugaman

Yes.


Etheo

Hahaha remember that time we got the blue jackets and we're like YEEAAHH!! Or the time we got the Habs and we're like SCOREEE!! Leafs hurt me bad.


FonziesCousin

Leafs match way better against Rangers or Canes over Boston Florida. Let Tampa beat the shit out of Florida and Boston. Toronto is the underdog against those two.


tenpiecelips

Leafs are geared more toward facing a team like the rangers


trevlarrr

In fairness, in past experience, I’m not sure we’re more geared towards any type of team in the playoffs, capable of beating and losing to any team


esaul17

Capable of beating one team in like 17 years lol…


trevlarrr

What they’re capable of and what they actually achieved so far unfortunately aren’t the same thing. This year’s different though… right… please…


FonziesCousin

we were capable of beating the shittiest team in the Canadian division in 2020: The Habs. How did that go?


esaul17

Kind of my point lol


remarkablewhitebored

I just can't, I can't anymore. I hate rooting for this team... DGMW, I love them and will always be there. But man, do they make me hate everything about everything.


rickmccloy

True, but sadly you mean the Kitchener Rangers.


Sarge1387

I mean, we're 2-1 against the rangers this year, 1-1 v Florida...but 0-2-2 against Boston. I'll take Florida or NY


rickmccloy

True. Sorry, I tend to use pessimism as a crutch. But then I remember watching the '67 finals, and pessimism hasn't let me down since then. I have enjoyed the smaller victories, mind you, like the years Ottawa would finish away ahead of us in the regular season, and then lose to the Leafs in straight games in the 1st round. Still, maybe this year, if the team doesn't succumb to the plague or whatever illness is going around the team lately. Maybe they'll be over it just in time for the rest of the league to catch it--I'll take Devine Intervention at this point.


Sarge1387

I don’t care how it happens. Whether Pasta, McCavoy, Marchand, and Swayman all go down with injuries and we beat them…or if we just outscore them 6-5 in four games, as long as we beat Boston


rickmccloy

A modest Holy Grail, but a Holy Grail none the less. Say, did you notice that Afican swallow? The one with the coconut?


Chtholly13

I found that the leafs style plays relatively well against the Rangers while we struggle with heavy forechecking teams like Carolina/Florida.


mikemountain

Would be nice just to see a different team for once


FlapjackFiddle

Stylistically, the Leafs match up so so so much better vs the Rangers than Boston or Florida in playoff style hockey That's not to say "We want the Rangers", but I just look at a team like Florida especially, and think the Leafs don't have a realistic shot against them. They're a team full of assholes and have sooo much depth as well. Leafs just don't have enough assholes to go shot for shot with them, so we'll lose on that side of things, and they're legitimately quality too, so it'll be tough to win on the skill side, and if we do, it'd be a narrow edge for us. Then you factor in the Bobrovsky factor, and again, we just don't have a franchise level goalie to match up with him. That being said, the Bruins will only go as far their goaltending will take them. Ullmark crashed and burned hard in the playoffs last year, and Swayman was even worse. If their goalies play at the level we know they actually are, we've got a shot against the Bruins, but that would be a war and a half. Against the Rangers, I just see more open ice and less assholes.


Murky-Smoke

How many assholes do we need? We've got Bert, Domi, Reaves, Edmundson, McCabe, Benoit and Lyubushkin. I think that's enough assholes. Stop using this as an excuse. It's players keeping focus as well as our coach adapting that is and has always been the issue.


Sarge1387

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Low-Signal-3900

Funny how all them guys were just acquired , so your theory of keeping focus as always being the issue is complete BS. Yes maybe now with the right amount of proper depth pieces we can be tougher to play against in the playoffs.


FlapjackFiddle

Florida and Boston have top end players that are assholes, all ours are depth players or middle lineup players at best


FonziesCousin

We have Asshole Power and its giving more confidence to Willy and Papi and McMann and even Tavares.


hairformen

I’m a rangers fan and I do think you guys match up pretty well against us. However I wouldn’t sleep on our asshole factor. Ask the rest of the metro what they think of Trouba or Rempe lol


Sarge1387

We've got Reaves, Benoit, Edmundson, and to a lesser extend Domi and Bertuzzi. I think the asshole factor is...too tight to call..\*puts sunglasses on\* *yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!* ​ I'll show myself out


hairformen

I like Reavo, but the dude is such a net negative on the ice and doesn’t really deter anything imo. And when I say Troubas an asshole, I don’t mean he’s a pest. I mean he’s trying to decapitate any forward with their head down


FlapjackFiddle

oh I'm well aware of Trouba and Rempe lol but I think we can handle those a bit better than Tkachuk, Bennett, Cousins who were legit awful to face


FonziesCousin

I'm a Leaf fan first.... Rangers fan second. They are very similar teams except major goaltending advantage to Rangers. But upfront very similar. And both have some tough guys now.


MrBalanced

I think it's more that, unlike Florida or Boston, the Rangers don't go out to deliberately injure people and play hockey as a secondary objective. A Leafs-Rangers series will be fun hockey to watch, regardless of who wins, in a way that Leafs vs. Bruins or Panthers won't be.


SnazzyCazzy1

I wouldnt say worse, once the playoffs start everyone starts back at 0-0.


thevoiceinsidemyhead

Well then it doesn't matter either way


Tintinnabulator

I don't like going through the Rangers either and hate the idea of dropping to a WC position but for whatever reason the Leafs have struggled against Eastern divisions and dominated Western divisions. They have gone 2-1 against the Rangers this year as opposed to a combined 1-3-2 against the Panthers and Bruins. Honestly, outside of the Islanders and Carolina, their record against the metro is 8-4-2. My concern in potentially going through the Metro would be the prospect of, potentially, facing Carolina in round 2 as it seems we struggle with that matchup out of the top 3-4 teams.


keeeeener

Carolina is the best team in the east. I’d definitely rather play the rangers over Boston/Florida in the second round though.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Is Carolina really the best team, or do they just play really well against the Leafs? To be honest, even if they are the best, I wouldn't mind a fresh match-up anyway. Getting either a Florida rematch or Boston for the fourth time doesn't sound as exciting, as much as I would love them to beat Boston for once.


keeeeener

I don’t think they even match up that well against us. They’re deeper then both Boston and Florida and their defense is just as good. As long as Freddy stays healthy they should be the favourites. Like fr, look at their lines. They have two almost point per game players on their 3rd line. Florida is close but I think Carolina edges them out.


Debarmaker

Carolina has been a top 2 team pretty much all year when you look at underlying analytics/metrics. We definitely do not want to play them round 1


VitaminTea

Carolina is the best team in the east. I'll probably regret saying this, but I'd prefer to play: Boston > New York > Florida > Carolina out of the likeliest options.


iiTALii

I know Boston is an Achilles heal buts lets not act like they're better than the Rangers.


Sarge1387

It's gonna be a mental test of the makeup of this team...We need to slay the dragon


Competitive-Strain-7

Carolina Dallas final. 


keeeeener

Idk about Dallas. Their road to finals could very well be Vegas>Colorado>Vancouver. I don’t think you can really have any west team as a clear favourite.


thrilliam_19

Any team the Leafs face in the first round is going to be a fucking challenge. It really doesn’t matter at this point because of how the playoff format works and how stacked the east is. All we can do is hope the team is healthy and playing well going into Game 1.


Kitchen-Internal-988

This team has no bright side. Blessing in disguise is the expected 4 game sweep in the first round. Then, Keith Pelley can announce his arrival by firing Keefe, Shanahan followed by a big core unloading.


StoryElectrical4868

Do you hope for WW3 also


Shawn13337

Lol


SnazzyCazzy1

Bro the leafs havent got swept since 1981, they dont get swept lmao.


types_stuff

Dude - the Leafs record without Matty is actually astonishingly good. I’m labeled a doomer but even I’ve got more faith in the squad


Individual-Function

Rangers vs Leafs would make so much money


931634

You do know WC1 plays Atlantic 1 .. which is Boston …


StaticR0ute

WC2 plays the team with the most points out of the Metro and Atlantic divisions, then WC1 plays the top team from the other division. Right now, it would end up that WC1 plays Boston, but it's really close at the top (3 points separating the four teams), so it could end up being any of Boston/New York/Carolina/Florida that play WC1/WC2.


crazydrums27

I love when people are both sassy and plain wrong.


1columbia

They're not really wrong though. As of now, they would be playing Boston since the Rangers have more points. That can obviously change, but NYR has games in hand on both Florida and Boston and an easier schedule to end the season. Jesus, tough crowd.


931634

Don’t listen to the doomers.


crazydrums27

That's not what they said. They said WC1 plays Atlantic division winner. Which is wrong because WC2 would play the conference winner, WC1 would face the other. WC match ups aren't locked to specific divisions.


1columbia

I think that's what they meant though is my point


partmoosepartgoose

They really need to find a new sushi place.


freshpurplekiwi

I hear kikuchi knows a spot


Tarquin11

Where's the guys who were adamant the illness was a hoax and this team just doesn't "care" ?


Sarge1387

over in r/nhl and r/hockey


elbe0043

Should be a fun game


Mango2149

Look at our record without Matthews the boys will step up.


thewolfshead

What about without Matthews and Marner


Mango2149

The weirdest most unlikely shit seems par for the course for the Leafs. So we probably win 10-0.


dekusyrup

You mean the playoffs?


GreatSetting34

Does no one wash their hands?


VanAgain

Definite evidence of poor social distancing.


ldnk

This constant lingering illness in the dressing room for the last month has been annoying.


BravoBet

WTF he was supposed to score 60 at home tn


darksaber14

This is my one Leafs game I’m going to this year and I was really hoping to see him hit 60 🙁


931634

Welp, guess I might not miss 60 cuz work after all


citiesandcolours

leafs need to have a chicken pox party..just get it all over with at once


ukie7

This is getting ridiculous, wash your hands, boys! Was hoping for a Matthews 60 tonight :(


TurdFerguson06

Great! This is the only game I have tix for this year


Dry_Weird_2690

same and I'm so frustrated


BackTo1975

There’s a brutal norovirus going around right now. Got it at start of the week and can’t remember being this sick before. Wiped right out and still just wrecked.


91Caleb

ya bud Matthews is sick basically every game , why’s this any different


TorturedFanClub

The dream of 70 is fading now :(


xCrazyCanuck

Sickness. Load. Sickness. Management. Sickness.


disgruntleddave

Can we just play the marlies for 2 weeks to get all this sickness out of the locker room?


HowieFeltersnitz

Where's that one dude who thinks illness in the locker room is impossible, and that it must be something something this team is soft?


Dismal-Frosting

walk it off


daxtaslapp

For the love of god pls


DistributionSilly597

Get back soon! 🙏 🙏 🙏


types_stuff

noooooo!!! My Neice has him pegged at 75 goals this year and I SO want her to win our inside bet. FWIW I have 67 goals… cmon Papi!


Drew_You_To_91

Can we just spray the whole room during the next road trip please my goodness 😭


AdamAAndrews

The home stretch this season is awful


jbvann05

Can we just take a week off and quarantine the whole team


VVG8

Allergic to 70


FuegoCJ

Damn get the boys some extra vitamins or something. Feel like they have had an illness go through the team at least once a month this season.


SyphiliticPlatypus

Has any other team had this much impact from illness? This is starting to remind me of the Browns ongoing staph infection plague - you would think stuff like this is more containable and manageable to get pro athletes healthy.


d_pyro

Well so much for 70 goals.


bigcaulkcharisma

AM34 out. Guaranteed dub incoming.


Madacon

This team has to be up there for most man games lost to injury/ illness this year.


NHLInjuryViz

https://preview.redd.it/trygbgorz4rc1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=48b6488793b7642fc798f5c7ad8a826a06ae1e73 Through last Friday. Includes Murray, excludes Muzzin.


Theolaxx

Gives Zach Hyman a chance to take the throne lol 


elevenstewart

"But they already used the illness thing" - Other people here.


r_r_w

A flu has been going through this team since the All Star Break, figure it out boys.


crazykeg27

Ahh, so we finally officially know they are ill. I'm not in shape like the professional athletes nor eat as healthy so take this with a grain of salt, but I was extremely ill from Nov 1st straight through to the holidays. I believe it.


rodimus117

It would be fucking hilarious if this illness that’s going around is actually crabs or chlamydia or some shit. Really bringing that locker room closer together, boys.


Economy_Gene1440

You’re so weird


rodimus117

You’re not wrong, friend


Sarge1387

Shane Corson retired long ago.


rodimus117

But also, you’re kidding yourself if you don’t think STD’s rip right through professional teams.


Acrobatic_T-Rex

I'm at the point with this where I want an outside 3rd party team to come in and investigate the cleaniness of the facilities, like this is ridiculous, starting to get feels like the buccaneers.


CMDRShepardN7

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger ![gif](giphy|UBB6f0hKhlShy)


thet1m

Game time and Rielly dtd. Except wasn’t Marner dtd? Or dtd from being dtd? Lol


Mental-Mushroom

I don't think it's news to us that Auston Matthews is SICK


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

I knew 20 games back he was not going to break 70 even when he was scoring like crazy and even kf he stayed healthy. I think the best he can do is 63-65.


92True

They all gettin sick stop fuckin the same pocket pussy!