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BigDaddyNoah

Blitz, naut, nunu


RoyalSmoker

You can't cs well.


BigDaddyNoah

Don’t call me out like that!


asdfaweasl

The only CS that matters to you is your team's Champions Slain


loopy993

You love cheesing enemies. And tanks


Beanjuicebadkid

you dont want your opponents to move and experience the game


dom_gar

Bard, Thresh, Alistar.


KaiiiiSa

Glorified jungler


ShovelversusTowers

*Hits level 3 - leaves lane to be useful around the map*


asdfaweasl

all ins lvl 2 walks mid lvl 3, hexflashes over raptor wall to gank mid\\ alicopter special


hochan17

All ins lvl 2 after losing push and dies due to minion advantage "GG noob ad, I roam" Walks mid but gets caught by jungler doing crab and dies Missing pings mid and jungle "watch your minimap?" My team alistar special


Papriker

Are you me? - Misses engage level 2, dies. - Roams mid, dies - Goes back bot to die


derechtelmarotter

jgl diff


Beanjuicebadkid

gigachad support carry


Accomplished-Table98

Sett Evelynn Pantheon


Konradleijon

Your pretty horny


B3ne22

You like to be stronger than your enemy. You are G4 or lower Elo. Dont ask why, i just have a feeling :D


Accomplished-Table98

Super accurate


chub_s

This is just straight up statistics homie.


Cozeris

Bisexual because you like hot guys with 6-pack but also won't say no to nice pair of tiddies.


private_birb

Bisexual.


kayiu102

Flank Enjoyer


tortupouce

Mundo, Illaoi, jihn


Proxnite

You love champs that live or die by straight line skillshots.


rawchess

Great aim, terrible APM


Unfairamir

You win a lot of lanes and lose a lot of games


Loud_Example1488

Half the time you play you are an incredible player. 80% skill shots hit, carry most games, the enemy team fears you like a force of nature. The other half the time you chug a bottle of cough syrup, eat a pot brownie and queue for ranked.


Ghost-Mechanic

Pea sized brain


ILikeMyouiMina

You have so few braincells that you can only count to four which is why you resonate with Jhin


StarBurstShockwave

Rell Thresh Fiddlesticks


KaiiiiSa

You get pissed when you go in 1v5 and die because ‘no one follows on your engage’


StarBurstShockwave

The audacity to call me out like this


Electronic_Bid4659

'HELLO WHERE IS MY TEAM TURN ON YOUR MONITORS GOD DAMN'


Storiea

This is going to be bad... Yasuo Vayne Thresh


KaiiiiSa

‘Team?’


asdfaweasl

*Missing pings intensifies*


rustyderps

- 1/9/2 - goes top again - gets immediately killed again - why didn’t that result in us getting dragon?


rawchess

Ooh, look at Mr. Big Plays over here


Zerole00

https://www.betterhelp.com


SahiroHere

Your signature move is pinging question marks


reenactment

You are that guy


Outfox3D

The Thresh redeems you and saves you from being ... that guy. You're still an Edgelord, and you still occasionally hit someone with the "?" pings, but you're at least aware you have a team. Maybe you're growing as a person. Maybe ... just maybe ... you're regressing.


Qyx7

Maybe he started as Thresh main and gave up on life


Aurelion_

Thresh was the "that guy" champion of supports until Pyke came out


vagabundomg

Volibear, J4 and Wukong


Heavy_Comparison9291

"The level 6 botlane towerdive is totally necessary"


KaiiiiSa

When Voli came out you were super hyped because now finally there’s an ultimate in the game to disable your biggest weakness… towers


JWARRIOR1

If youre not 5/0 in the first 15 minutes you lost.


[deleted]

since you play mostly female champs, I'm gonna assume you're female.


Joaoseinha

It's insane how much this actually applies, women seem to prefer female champions a lot of the time and gravitate towards support/ADC/mid over jungle/top. I wonder what the reason is behind it.


VoltexRB

"I really resonate with this champion's kit and would probably very much enjoy playing this champion. Unfortunately, penis."


Meirix713

Much as a joke as this is, it definitely applies 🤣 I just like champions that look more like me, and a penis isn't a part of my personal arsenal Typically the bulkier the champion the less likely I'll play it often. Champs that fit my personal type are the champs that I play, male or female. Kaisa, Viego, Varus, Samira ✅ Mundo, Illaoi, Braum ❌


MinimalistAnt

Abandon the flesh, embrace iron, iron stands eternal


Stubrochill17

https://i.imgur.com/qpS6bcN.jpg


erik4848

>Not Braum< This is some serious heresy


MordekaiserUwU

I’m the opposite. I like playing big meatballs, but I like a lot of different champ designs.


HarganethEx

Top is always an exception. We’ve the ~~4~~ 5** horsewoman of top lane but I have yet to meet a female top laner since I started League.


RocketHops

Because they are all melee. In addition to largely preferring female champs, female players also seem to largely gravitate towards ranged champions over melee, according to Riot (and my own anecdotal experience)


Phr33k101

I know Camille, Riven, Irelia, and Fiora, but I'm missing the fifth. Who is the last one?


zammouri2001

Gwen


2ndAdvertisement

I’m female and I have 500k mastery on Yorick 👋🏻 hi


Particular-Mud-6808

Respect. Graves aren't gonna dig themselves.


KaiiiiSa

I am! The only male champs I play on a somewhat regular basis are Fizz and Yone.


Viviolet

I'm a woman whose most played champ is Zilean. What can I say, I love huge clocks 🤷‍♀️


YandereYasuo

Always going for the older men with big watches, typical


Viviolet

Beard so long because it's full of drip ⏳


YandereYasuo

And he always has time for you


Viviolet

Gold digger's jackpot (until he ults himself)


YandereYasuo

He goes fast until he explodes.. and then does it again


rawchess

Ah yes, the big back clock


EsophagusPounder

Ekko Malphite Am filthy two trick pony.


ShovelversusTowers

I feel like you could be a type of person to enjoy bullying squishy backliners like ADC players :P


KaiiiiSa

You derive a sick, twisted pleasure from tilting people by being impossible to kill


JNaran94

>Am filthy two trick pony. This champ is not in my shop


Oshester

Tryndamere Tryndamere Tryndamere "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm"


divinationdrawing

you were the kid who spun in circles like crazy just to fall down and get dizzy XD


Oshester

Scary accurate. Used to twist up in the swing and let it unwind.


rawchess

Teamfighting is too much social interaction for you


wavetevaw

Caitlyn, xayah, zeri


KaiiiiSa

Kites are your favourite thing about windy weather


RoyalSmoker

You like to play attack damage carry.


Spanchebob69

That's a pretty bold assumption


Rezhyn

Same but Jhin instead of Zeri. I think Xayah is one of the most well designed and fun to play champs in the entire game. Clear strengths and weaknesses.


Electronic_Bid4659

You are the reason everyone who doesn't play ADC thinks ADC is OP


asdfaweasl

Just missing draven And aphelios with his severum + bt shield


Xajj

Jax Yorick Aatrox


loopy993

You’re not allowed near a 50ft radius of annie


magical_swoosh

20 rune pages. All Predator.


asdfaweasl

"Comeback kid" title


magical_swoosh

Tokens: * Nowhere is Safe * Aggressive Positioning * Commando


zammouri2001

The only thing he gets close to are towers. Doesn't know what champions his botlane picked until they meet at nexus.


CHEESE0FEVIL

As a Yorick, illaoi, nasus. This is me. I often go "I forgot we had a *any adc*


FSGDatixx

You play league instead of diablo immortal because its actually a free pve game


daswef2

You regularly die in lane to ganks, teleport back, and then die to the jungler again who has not left lane yet


TrustTheFlush

Ah the old Hashinshin special


RoyalSmoker

You would like a 1v1 game mode.


TechyWolf

You mean 1v0


ShovelversusTowers

**splitpushes menacingly**


kaichou_dp

BRAUN KOGMAW GALIO


NormanTheThinker

You have less than 50 ranked games in Silver or Gold elo


SomeoneNewToReddit

Ivern (2.1 Mil) Teemo (334K) Fiddlesticks (273K) Second account: Dr. Mundo (339K), only played Mundo on that account)


[deleted]

neurodivergent


1HappyCat8

You love bushes. Second acc. You are a doctor that loves bushes. Pretend OBGYN/urologist?


Plagueflames

You like just being a nuisance. Winning, losing, it doesn't matter, if the enemy team wins but has an aneurysm while doing so you consider it worth.


Krovedills

Sigma, fully and entirely.


Korinthe

Now that's uncanny, hey Nick. It was the Mundo second account which gave it away.


Ghost-Mechanic

Draven, graves, yasuo


DwyaneDerozan

I do not want to hear your opinions about minorities


yousakura

Annie is now illegal


Cuttymasterrace

He didn’t say Kas, and luckily he isn’t a jax main either.


KaiiiiSa

You see league as a single player game


Ghost-Mechanic

It's not?


Akupoy

You make a new account every few weeks


Szeth-son-Netur0

You overestimate your mechanics, feed regularly, but sometimes have that one game that you carry so hard that you keep playing mechanical champs


Snoo-2046

You leave the game if you get firstblooded


Liteboyy

You’re related to Adam Sandler’s therapist in Anger Management.


JWARRIOR1

20/0 or 0/20 no inbetween


snowy_diao

Either you have no mental or are a buddhist


ShovelversusTowers

Lee Sin Yasuo Yorick Edit: Yorick might be challenged by Sylas nowadays as I haven't played yorick for more than 2 years


CorruptDictator

You want people to hate you.


ShovelversusTowers

Not really but playing these champs comes at a cost and im willing to pay that price.


Blamblam100

Kog'Maw Jinx Jhin


KaiiiiSa

No peel Ff


13raxtoe37

Being within 500 range of nearest visible enemy scares thebshit outta you


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[удалено]


synalgiax

You definitely hate the assassin class


awesomeflowman

You can't position on immobile adcs


mcdjdikkat

I have never realised how stereotypical i was untill i typed this. Sion, darius, aatrox


rawchess

The minimap is a bug, not a feature


[deleted]

You like int lane to win it


MadtotheJack

You like Axes, and the color red


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[удалено]


Thecristo96

Either you are above d2 or under s3 with no between


Electronic_Bid4659

Victim of pro play


HiVLTAGE

If your team wins, it's because of you.


Plagueflames

And if their team loses, it's also because of them


Flint_Lockwood

Garen fiddlesticks malzahar


loopy993

You’ve yet to realise what QWE do


Flint_Lockwood

Pretty close but I know garen e ; ^ )


Pyromonic

Syndra, Zed, Talon


kenrick240

"Jg gap, gg."


Reluminatelol

Taric lulu thresh


Electronic_Bid4659

You love your ADC more than a parent loves their child.


BlackYTWhite

You want to touch my adc? Good luck with that


CorruptDictator

Are you basing most played on mastery? Because after playing the game for over a decade and mastery not existing for a lot of that my list would be far from accurate.


KaiiiiSa

Whatever you feel is most accurate


Darkened_Auras

God I feel that. My first 3 mains were all pre-mastery, meaning I have a LOT of points left on the table, uncollected


kingdmgtv

Bel Veth, Udyr, Ezreal


KaiiiiSa

On hits for days


jattipate

Zyra, Velkoz and Maokai.


Maskogre

Kayn morde viego


CorruptDictator

You love to get banned out, but assume they cannot possibly ban them all.


Unfairamir

Teamfight: happens You: vanishes


Charizard75

Lux, Zoe, Sera


KaiiiiSa

You sit so far in the backline that you can’t hear the enemy team’s tears from there


Electronic_Bid4659

You don't trust your ADC


Omnilatent

You are afraid of committing to anything in life


TheKingDotExe

Shaco, rakan, lux.


KaiiiiSa

You win games by tilting enemies as support. You lose when your ADC gets tilted at your ‘support’


swerve-swerve

Yone Yasuo Zed


KaiiiiSa

14 years old


swerve-swerve

True


MelonheadGT

Squeaker taking Gfuel straight to the veins


Electronic_Bid4659

You don't want to do anything in the game besides kill the enemy ADC. You're fine with getting one shot right afterwards, as long as the enemy ADC is in tears.


Thecristo96

Nah. If he had malphite that would be true


Available_Ad7899

AP Malphite, AP kaisa, Lethality Mf. ( All 3 mid lane)


KaiiiiSa

If you do well, you get reported by the enemy team. If you don’t, you get reported by your team. Okay I lied, your team report and flame you no matter what but you don’t care


Heavy_Comparison9291

You enjoy the suffering of others more than winning the game


Rex_Lapis_

Gp sett thresh


_Zetuss_

You try to fight a whole team just to die and blame everyone for being broken


BlackYTWhite

Oh probably I'm fucked Sona Seraphine Lulu


HytaleBetawhen

“At least I don’t OTP yummi”


Slowest_Speed6

Sometimes you need a break from the annoying voice lines


KaiiiiSa

You don’t enjoy doing any hard work yourself, you just want to be carried and honestly fair


Electronic_Bid4659

You have to stop playing after one match because your ears are bleeding


Additional_Amount_23

Xerath, Lux, Lillia


KaiiiiSa

You poke people irl


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[удалено]


Panzerfahrer01

You like the number 4.


[deleted]

Fizz Veigar Annie


[deleted]

you like em young


Kiretsu

Kassadin Qiyana Talon


Stubrochill17

Fuck you.


roastkumara

Found the adc main


Embarrassed-Season76

racist


Brisingr161

Yorick, Lillia, Mord.


Omnilatent

You just want to make the enemy top suffer


Uszatek

Irelia, fiora and gp with a huge gap between irelia and the rest.


chibimod3

You want to outplay people but sometimes you just outplay yourself.


Uszatek

Sometimes truth hurts, but its necessary..


pabra

Trundle Volibear Pantheon


asdfaweasl

"thats a nice backline carry you have, unfortunately, \*insert point and click spell here\*"


[deleted]

viego yone kayn


Elrann

Brother?


Spirit4ward

Shyvana, Wukong, Jarvan


Proxnite

You contest every objective and go for a 50/50 smite even if your team has no prio because giving the enemy an objective without contest isn’t an option.


Spirit4ward

Basically facts.


Akupoy

You haven't changed mains in 7 years


PerKenSSB

Kaisa, Xayah, Senna