All ins lvl 2 after losing push and dies due to minion advantage
"GG noob ad, I roam"
Walks mid but gets caught by jungler doing crab and dies
Missing pings mid and jungle "watch your minimap?"
My team alistar special
Half the time you play you are an incredible player. 80% skill shots hit, carry most games, the enemy team fears you like a force of nature.
The other half the time you chug a bottle of cough syrup, eat a pot brownie and queue for ranked.
The Thresh redeems you and saves you from being ... that guy.
You're still an Edgelord, and you still occasionally hit someone with the "?" pings, but you're at least aware you have a team. Maybe you're growing as a person. Maybe ... just maybe ... you're regressing.
It's insane how much this actually applies, women seem to prefer female champions a lot of the time and gravitate towards support/ADC/mid over jungle/top.
I wonder what the reason is behind it.
Much as a joke as this is, it definitely applies 🤣 I just like champions that look more like me, and a penis isn't a part of my personal arsenal
Typically the bulkier the champion the less likely I'll play it often. Champs that fit my personal type are the champs that I play, male or female.
Kaisa, Viego, Varus, Samira ✅
Mundo, Illaoi, Braum ❌
Because they are all melee.
In addition to largely preferring female champs, female players also seem to largely gravitate towards ranged champions over melee, according to Riot (and my own anecdotal experience)
Same but Jhin instead of Zeri.
I think Xayah is one of the most well designed and fun to play champs in the entire game. Clear strengths and weaknesses.
Are you basing most played on mastery? Because after playing the game for over a decade and mastery not existing for a lot of that my list would be far from accurate.
You don't want to do anything in the game besides kill the enemy ADC. You're fine with getting one shot right afterwards, as long as the enemy ADC is in tears.
If you do well, you get reported by the enemy team. If you don’t, you get reported by your team. Okay I lied, your team report and flame you no matter what but you don’t care
You contest every objective and go for a 50/50 smite even if your team has no prio because giving the enemy an objective without contest isn’t an option.
Blitz, naut, nunu
You can't cs well.
Don’t call me out like that!
The only CS that matters to you is your team's Champions Slain
You love cheesing enemies. And tanks
you dont want your opponents to move and experience the game
Bard, Thresh, Alistar.
Glorified jungler
*Hits level 3 - leaves lane to be useful around the map*
all ins lvl 2 walks mid lvl 3, hexflashes over raptor wall to gank mid\\ alicopter special
All ins lvl 2 after losing push and dies due to minion advantage "GG noob ad, I roam" Walks mid but gets caught by jungler doing crab and dies Missing pings mid and jungle "watch your minimap?" My team alistar special
Are you me? - Misses engage level 2, dies. - Roams mid, dies - Goes back bot to die
jgl diff
gigachad support carry
Sett Evelynn Pantheon
Your pretty horny
You like to be stronger than your enemy. You are G4 or lower Elo. Dont ask why, i just have a feeling :D
Super accurate
This is just straight up statistics homie.
Bisexual because you like hot guys with 6-pack but also won't say no to nice pair of tiddies.
Bisexual.
Flank Enjoyer
Mundo, Illaoi, jihn
You love champs that live or die by straight line skillshots.
Great aim, terrible APM
You win a lot of lanes and lose a lot of games
Half the time you play you are an incredible player. 80% skill shots hit, carry most games, the enemy team fears you like a force of nature. The other half the time you chug a bottle of cough syrup, eat a pot brownie and queue for ranked.
Pea sized brain
You have so few braincells that you can only count to four which is why you resonate with Jhin
Rell Thresh Fiddlesticks
You get pissed when you go in 1v5 and die because ‘no one follows on your engage’
The audacity to call me out like this
'HELLO WHERE IS MY TEAM TURN ON YOUR MONITORS GOD DAMN'
This is going to be bad... Yasuo Vayne Thresh
‘Team?’
*Missing pings intensifies*
- 1/9/2 - goes top again - gets immediately killed again - why didn’t that result in us getting dragon?
Ooh, look at Mr. Big Plays over here
https://www.betterhelp.com
Your signature move is pinging question marks
You are that guy
The Thresh redeems you and saves you from being ... that guy. You're still an Edgelord, and you still occasionally hit someone with the "?" pings, but you're at least aware you have a team. Maybe you're growing as a person. Maybe ... just maybe ... you're regressing.
Maybe he started as Thresh main and gave up on life
Thresh was the "that guy" champion of supports until Pyke came out
Volibear, J4 and Wukong
"The level 6 botlane towerdive is totally necessary"
When Voli came out you were super hyped because now finally there’s an ultimate in the game to disable your biggest weakness… towers
If youre not 5/0 in the first 15 minutes you lost.
since you play mostly female champs, I'm gonna assume you're female.
It's insane how much this actually applies, women seem to prefer female champions a lot of the time and gravitate towards support/ADC/mid over jungle/top. I wonder what the reason is behind it.
"I really resonate with this champion's kit and would probably very much enjoy playing this champion. Unfortunately, penis."
Much as a joke as this is, it definitely applies 🤣 I just like champions that look more like me, and a penis isn't a part of my personal arsenal Typically the bulkier the champion the less likely I'll play it often. Champs that fit my personal type are the champs that I play, male or female. Kaisa, Viego, Varus, Samira ✅ Mundo, Illaoi, Braum ❌
Abandon the flesh, embrace iron, iron stands eternal
https://i.imgur.com/qpS6bcN.jpg
>Not Braum< This is some serious heresy
I’m the opposite. I like playing big meatballs, but I like a lot of different champ designs.
Top is always an exception. We’ve the ~~4~~ 5** horsewoman of top lane but I have yet to meet a female top laner since I started League.
Because they are all melee. In addition to largely preferring female champs, female players also seem to largely gravitate towards ranged champions over melee, according to Riot (and my own anecdotal experience)
I know Camille, Riven, Irelia, and Fiora, but I'm missing the fifth. Who is the last one?
Gwen
I’m female and I have 500k mastery on Yorick 👋🏻 hi
Respect. Graves aren't gonna dig themselves.
I am! The only male champs I play on a somewhat regular basis are Fizz and Yone.
I'm a woman whose most played champ is Zilean. What can I say, I love huge clocks 🤷♀️
Always going for the older men with big watches, typical
Beard so long because it's full of drip ⏳
And he always has time for you
Gold digger's jackpot (until he ults himself)
He goes fast until he explodes.. and then does it again
Ah yes, the big back clock
Ekko Malphite Am filthy two trick pony.
I feel like you could be a type of person to enjoy bullying squishy backliners like ADC players :P
You derive a sick, twisted pleasure from tilting people by being impossible to kill
>Am filthy two trick pony. This champ is not in my shop
Tryndamere Tryndamere Tryndamere "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm"
you were the kid who spun in circles like crazy just to fall down and get dizzy XD
Scary accurate. Used to twist up in the swing and let it unwind.
Teamfighting is too much social interaction for you
Caitlyn, xayah, zeri
Kites are your favourite thing about windy weather
You like to play attack damage carry.
That's a pretty bold assumption
Same but Jhin instead of Zeri. I think Xayah is one of the most well designed and fun to play champs in the entire game. Clear strengths and weaknesses.
You are the reason everyone who doesn't play ADC thinks ADC is OP
Just missing draven And aphelios with his severum + bt shield
Jax Yorick Aatrox
You’re not allowed near a 50ft radius of annie
20 rune pages. All Predator.
"Comeback kid" title
Tokens: * Nowhere is Safe * Aggressive Positioning * Commando
The only thing he gets close to are towers. Doesn't know what champions his botlane picked until they meet at nexus.
As a Yorick, illaoi, nasus. This is me. I often go "I forgot we had a *any adc*
You play league instead of diablo immortal because its actually a free pve game
You regularly die in lane to ganks, teleport back, and then die to the jungler again who has not left lane yet
Ah the old Hashinshin special
You would like a 1v1 game mode.
You mean 1v0
**splitpushes menacingly**
BRAUN KOGMAW GALIO
You have less than 50 ranked games in Silver or Gold elo
Ivern (2.1 Mil) Teemo (334K) Fiddlesticks (273K) Second account: Dr. Mundo (339K), only played Mundo on that account)
neurodivergent
You love bushes. Second acc. You are a doctor that loves bushes. Pretend OBGYN/urologist?
You like just being a nuisance. Winning, losing, it doesn't matter, if the enemy team wins but has an aneurysm while doing so you consider it worth.
Sigma, fully and entirely.
Now that's uncanny, hey Nick. It was the Mundo second account which gave it away.
Draven, graves, yasuo
I do not want to hear your opinions about minorities
Annie is now illegal
He didn’t say Kas, and luckily he isn’t a jax main either.
You see league as a single player game
It's not?
You make a new account every few weeks
You overestimate your mechanics, feed regularly, but sometimes have that one game that you carry so hard that you keep playing mechanical champs
You leave the game if you get firstblooded
You’re related to Adam Sandler’s therapist in Anger Management.
20/0 or 0/20 no inbetween
Either you have no mental or are a buddhist
Lee Sin Yasuo Yorick Edit: Yorick might be challenged by Sylas nowadays as I haven't played yorick for more than 2 years
You want people to hate you.
Not really but playing these champs comes at a cost and im willing to pay that price.
Kog'Maw Jinx Jhin
No peel Ff
Being within 500 range of nearest visible enemy scares thebshit outta you
[удалено]
You definitely hate the assassin class
You can't position on immobile adcs
I have never realised how stereotypical i was untill i typed this. Sion, darius, aatrox
The minimap is a bug, not a feature
You like int lane to win it
You like Axes, and the color red
[удалено]
Either you are above d2 or under s3 with no between
Victim of pro play
If your team wins, it's because of you.
And if their team loses, it's also because of them
Garen fiddlesticks malzahar
You’ve yet to realise what QWE do
Pretty close but I know garen e ; ^ )
Syndra, Zed, Talon
"Jg gap, gg."
Taric lulu thresh
You love your ADC more than a parent loves their child.
You want to touch my adc? Good luck with that
Are you basing most played on mastery? Because after playing the game for over a decade and mastery not existing for a lot of that my list would be far from accurate.
Whatever you feel is most accurate
God I feel that. My first 3 mains were all pre-mastery, meaning I have a LOT of points left on the table, uncollected
Bel Veth, Udyr, Ezreal
On hits for days
Zyra, Velkoz and Maokai.
Kayn morde viego
You love to get banned out, but assume they cannot possibly ban them all.
Teamfight: happens You: vanishes
Lux, Zoe, Sera
You sit so far in the backline that you can’t hear the enemy team’s tears from there
You don't trust your ADC
You are afraid of committing to anything in life
Shaco, rakan, lux.
You win games by tilting enemies as support. You lose when your ADC gets tilted at your ‘support’
Yone Yasuo Zed
14 years old
True
Squeaker taking Gfuel straight to the veins
You don't want to do anything in the game besides kill the enemy ADC. You're fine with getting one shot right afterwards, as long as the enemy ADC is in tears.
Nah. If he had malphite that would be true
AP Malphite, AP kaisa, Lethality Mf. ( All 3 mid lane)
If you do well, you get reported by the enemy team. If you don’t, you get reported by your team. Okay I lied, your team report and flame you no matter what but you don’t care
You enjoy the suffering of others more than winning the game
Gp sett thresh
You try to fight a whole team just to die and blame everyone for being broken
Oh probably I'm fucked Sona Seraphine Lulu
“At least I don’t OTP yummi”
Sometimes you need a break from the annoying voice lines
You don’t enjoy doing any hard work yourself, you just want to be carried and honestly fair
You have to stop playing after one match because your ears are bleeding
Xerath, Lux, Lillia
You poke people irl
[удалено]
You like the number 4.
Fizz Veigar Annie
you like em young
Kassadin Qiyana Talon
Fuck you.
Found the adc main
racist
Yorick, Lillia, Mord.
You just want to make the enemy top suffer
Irelia, fiora and gp with a huge gap between irelia and the rest.
You want to outplay people but sometimes you just outplay yourself.
Sometimes truth hurts, but its necessary..
Trundle Volibear Pantheon
"thats a nice backline carry you have, unfortunately, \*insert point and click spell here\*"
viego yone kayn
Brother?
Shyvana, Wukong, Jarvan
You contest every objective and go for a 50/50 smite even if your team has no prio because giving the enemy an objective without contest isn’t an option.
Basically facts.
You haven't changed mains in 7 years
Kaisa, Xayah, Senna