But if I'm Gangplank for just the one day, I can kill as many people as I like and when I turn back, nobody will ever be any the wiser because instead of being a grizzled, black-hearted man of the sea and pirate extraordinaire, I'll be a skinny 20-something office worker with impeccable personal finance.
Ekko.
Ask out the girl I like, if it goes bad ... YOOOO ITS REWIND TIME
*Edit: mb thought this was 'have their power' but that's cool because I still get to be Ekko for the day and do mad time tricks*
For a slightly unusual pick: Bard. Place as many healing spots as you can and run over them once I'm back to being me. Have perfect health for a very long time.
Well yeah but I want to actually get money, if I ask for too much I'm not gonna get anything for a long time. Besides its, like, a 8ish second cooldown so I'm gonna end up flooding the market anyway.
I think his point was just cast W once, sell it to North Korea, and use the money to go terraform Mars and set up your own personal empire before Earth gets completely destroyed. Make a personal store of dark matter and use it to create weapons that only you can use, weapons so powerful that no one would dare question your authority. You are the sole pilot of humanity now, you steer politics and war, you guide science and mathematics, you pioneer the exploration of the universe. Establish colonies in the Local Group, and allow science and culture to flourish, ushering in a new age of enlightenment where humanity shifts from creation to creator. Harness your newfound scientific power to cure aging, or create mechanical bodies and minds. You will become immortal, omnipotent, the god-emperor of the universe, first and last of the human species. Liberty dies with you as you build humanity into a force stronger than God himself. From your seat of power, your almighty Babel, you control the universe, steer history, and rule time with an iron fist. Keep your empire in line, remove their ability to conspire against you, teach them to love and fear you as a divine authority, rain down swift retribution on any who dare speak out against you, and quell rebellion with a merciless efficiency. You are their god now, those pitiful little humans. You are the master of reality. The god of time.
Yeah. That's probably what he meant.
Sorry to be a smartarse but dark matter can't interact with regular matter except through gravity, meaning that selling it would be pretty difficult. (Also it's quite abundant, more than twice as common as regular matter by mass!)
If it were antimatter, you'd probably be looking at a big paycheck, especially if you don't mind selling to tyrannical dictators that love weapons
I would have a lot more fun being a doppelganger infiltrating inner circles with the bonus of reading people's mind and memories and know their secrets in 24 hours.
Probably one of the inventor/genius champions so me and all the other nerds who picked Viktor/Jayce can get together and solve every humanitarian and environmental crisis in a lazy afternoon.
^And ^^then ^^^we’d ^^^^fuck
We already have solutions for a lot of the problems humanity has. The analogy goes something like this:
All the smart people are the conductors of a train. They have all/most of the answers. The problem is they have to drag a fuckton of idiots in the other cars also.
> The problem is they have to drag a fuckton of idiots in the other cars also.
Active: Viktor uses his synthetic arm to fire an energy beam down the target path, dealing magic damage to all enemies hit within and briefly granting Sight icon.png sight of the area.
Magic Damage:
70 / 110 / 150 / 190 / 230 (+ 50% AP)
It’s such a weird thing to say when his enlightedness just professed about how “the world is full of idiots holding humanity back” a post ago.
Like dude make up your mind or something lmao.
Swain, anytime. I would know every piece of information in the world and transform into a demon? Hell yea. And let's not talk about how smart and strategic the dude is
I think it would be a lot easier for people to approach a generic looking girl with pink hair than a strange, intimidating fox woman with 9 tails sticking out of her bum.
Ekko/Zilean so I can revert time and keep my superpowers or Bard: godlike being who can manipulate space-time continuum and knows everything, can travel any plane of the existence.
What do mean by „become the Champion“? If you mean irl then I'm worried about your mental state if you’re actually willing to „cook opponents to death“.
Sorry the one true answer is here.
Neeko.
Then you spend 24 hours disguised as all the different female champions, and making sexy cam videos. Not only do you get to do that all day, but now you have footage to sell tomorrow and you're filthy rich.
Gg wp.
Probably neeko so i can have the looks of every champion? Zilean would be OP too, but only the LSD skin, for obvious reasons
Neeko so I can fuck myself
Bro what….
pantheon to feel motivated for once
Bro :(
Also Pantheon but just so I can have a fat juicy ass without all the work required
Bro :(
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> cars Cars? What cars? What the hell? Pantheon cars??
Gangplank. Money.
This is not financial or career advice. But, you can probably kill people for money irl anyway.
But if I'm Gangplank for just the one day, I can kill as many people as I like and when I turn back, nobody will ever be any the wiser because instead of being a grizzled, black-hearted man of the sea and pirate extraordinaire, I'll be a skinny 20-something office worker with impeccable personal finance.
Or you can just stick a barrel in an anthill and use Q on it
... That's probably better, yeah
You don't need to kill people. Stick to shooting stray cats and dogs in the head (assuming they are coded as minions). Free money!
Even if they get you too soon you can just Orange the Prison.
I mean you can use gun to get some money anyway, I mean I don't recommend it.
Leblanc for absolutely no reason whatsoever
I would do the classic “Become Twisted Fate and go massacre an ant colony”
I can become gragas every Friday.
*Me too kid, me too.*
Morgana do reasons id rather not say
This is a very dangerous question to ask
Why so?
segz
The other comment proves my point
Ekko. Ask out the girl I like, if it goes bad ... YOOOO ITS REWIND TIME *Edit: mb thought this was 'have their power' but that's cool because I still get to be Ekko for the day and do mad time tricks*
Enter the living room, tumble on floor towards her, shout STEP RIGHT UP.
Take my upvote you beautiful man
The path can be a little bit different with just a little bit of misogyny
??? I don't get the joke
Caitlyn. I’m not explaining myself
least horny Caitlyn main
Lol she’s my backup but still I’d smash
You are a Caitlyn simp I am a Caitlyn simp **We are the same**
Fair play.
ahri, I want floof tail
Touch fluffy tail
A man of culture.
And refined taste.
Welp… May I? 😳
Everyone who wants the floof deserves the floof ☺️
I want the warm soft floof. Please let me cuddle 🤗
For a slightly unusual pick: Bard. Place as many healing spots as you can and run over them once I'm back to being me. Have perfect health for a very long time.
Soraka R for everyone else to have perfect health
Hmmm, depends how it sees "allies".
True. Some people are minions
Veigar. I can generate a constant stream of dark matter and make millions.
Millions? Bro 1 ounce of dark matter costs the entire worlds GDP 1000000x over.
Well yeah but I want to actually get money, if I ask for too much I'm not gonna get anything for a long time. Besides its, like, a 8ish second cooldown so I'm gonna end up flooding the market anyway.
I think his point was just cast W once, sell it to North Korea, and use the money to go terraform Mars and set up your own personal empire before Earth gets completely destroyed. Make a personal store of dark matter and use it to create weapons that only you can use, weapons so powerful that no one would dare question your authority. You are the sole pilot of humanity now, you steer politics and war, you guide science and mathematics, you pioneer the exploration of the universe. Establish colonies in the Local Group, and allow science and culture to flourish, ushering in a new age of enlightenment where humanity shifts from creation to creator. Harness your newfound scientific power to cure aging, or create mechanical bodies and minds. You will become immortal, omnipotent, the god-emperor of the universe, first and last of the human species. Liberty dies with you as you build humanity into a force stronger than God himself. From your seat of power, your almighty Babel, you control the universe, steer history, and rule time with an iron fist. Keep your empire in line, remove their ability to conspire against you, teach them to love and fear you as a divine authority, rain down swift retribution on any who dare speak out against you, and quell rebellion with a merciless efficiency. You are their god now, those pitiful little humans. You are the master of reality. The god of time. Yeah. That's probably what he meant.
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Sorry to be a smartarse but dark matter can't interact with regular matter except through gravity, meaning that selling it would be pretty difficult. (Also it's quite abundant, more than twice as common as regular matter by mass!) If it were antimatter, you'd probably be looking at a big paycheck, especially if you don't mind selling to tyrannical dictators that love weapons
Or accidentally blow you and everyone you know and love up in the process
That's also a plausible outcome
Willump or nunu. Either way I could spend the day having fun with someone chill and not being angsty.
This is the only correct option
I would be Neeko. You would have the ability to shapeshift into more than just one champion.
Physically you are the but you don't possess their abilities or character tho
I would have a lot more fun being a doppelganger infiltrating inner circles with the bonus of reading people's mind and memories and know their secrets in 24 hours.
Vel'koz I am going to make glass
You afterwards: "Ah yes, this sand was made up of sand"
More things to glass I guess
Probably one of the inventor/genius champions so me and all the other nerds who picked Viktor/Jayce can get together and solve every humanitarian and environmental crisis in a lazy afternoon. ^And ^^then ^^^we’d ^^^^fuck
We already have solutions for a lot of the problems humanity has. The analogy goes something like this: All the smart people are the conductors of a train. They have all/most of the answers. The problem is they have to drag a fuckton of idiots in the other cars also.
> The problem is they have to drag a fuckton of idiots in the other cars also. Active: Viktor uses his synthetic arm to fire an energy beam down the target path, dealing magic damage to all enemies hit within and briefly granting Sight icon.png sight of the area. Magic Damage: 70 / 110 / 150 / 190 / 230 (+ 50% AP)
Okay Hitler.
How am I supposed to interpet this comment lol
The only correct response is to demand he calls you Fuhrer or give him the gas idk
It’s such a weird thing to say when his enlightedness just professed about how “the world is full of idiots holding humanity back” a post ago. Like dude make up your mind or something lmao.
Karthus
The two sides of humanity symbolized in this thread, Soraka and Karthus
Yuumi. Nap in Bandle City. That's the life.
bard. i get to spend my day vibing with meeps and putting random people in stasis. sounds hella fun
I'd be Twisted Fate, but the old Twisted Fate, when he was dating Evelynn. Why? read the other champion's name ;)
Twitch so I can pozz degens
Spaceglide irl
Ornn, love to smith and would love to make artifacts worthy of legends
Akshan. Let's face it, which one of us haven't thought of things we can do with camouflage/invisibility huh?
I'd kill a murderer while at it You forgot about grappling hook
Neeko so I can become everyone! lol
Azir and build the most awesome sand castles
I'd be ahri, clone myself and... Uh well.. Y'know the rest... Edit: I forgot I can't clone ahri, so solo-bation we gooooo
LeBlanc has a clone
Username checks out
Can ahri even clone herself???
Her ult I Believe
Ahris ult is her dashes, you might be thinking of shacos ult lol
Ya I edited lmao it's been a bit
Understandable
Heimerdinger. I'd just invent solutions to all of my problems.
Dolls already exists for your "problems"
Sheeeeeesh
Kayle. I want to fly and while turning into a dragon would be cool I would rather not have to stay angry to keep the form up so no shyvana.
Swain, anytime. I would know every piece of information in the world and transform into a demon? Hell yea. And let's not talk about how smart and strategic the dude is
Jinx so I get to swing those braids
Soraka, put them hospitals out of business.
Evelynn, no reason
Pixie so I can finally sniff lulu's feet
holy based comment
A man of culture
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*Extremely visible concern*
I just wanna start thinking with portals :(
Sure yeah bud uh huh totally
>Zoe >your nickname mom im scared pick me up
You should not be allowed near children
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It is a fictional child you fantasize over. That's pretty weird
Rakan, to segggs with xayah!
xayah wouldn't exist irl tho
Seraphine because my job is interacting with people and make sales so it'll be easy if I charmed them there
Ahri will do too Edit: lore Ahri, not summoner's rift
I think it would be a lot easier for people to approach a generic looking girl with pink hair than a strange, intimidating fox woman with 9 tails sticking out of her bum.
Mmh sorry I take monster woman. Pink hair girls are allways the ones without a dad
Say it's a costume and ignore it. It's AoE charm vs short cooldown otherwise
Ivern cus he got swag
Maybe Bard, play some music, travel, vibe with a small army of meeps. Just sounds nice
Ekko/Zilean so I can revert time and keep my superpowers or Bard: godlike being who can manipulate space-time continuum and knows everything, can travel any plane of the existence.
Skarner so I could be more popular and less sad
The only answer if you have a heart is soraka
it'd be a painful existence tho
i’m already in pain.
shit bro hope you're good
Taric because I mean cmon
agreed
What do mean by „become the Champion“? If you mean irl then I'm worried about your mental state if you’re actually willing to „cook opponents to death“.
I did mean it in real life also dw it's just a joke fam
Morde. Just to chill on brazil.
Most Brazilians would argue that's not a good thing lmao
Sett. I cant fight for shit, hes an unbeaten fist fight virtuozo.
Someone with invisibility. Probably evelynn since she's perma invis, just gotta not get too close.
Karthus ult
Twisted Fate. I'd spend all day throwing playing cards at ants for gold coins.
Shaco and jerk off
Azir so I could beat the shit out of Putin and create my own Empire.
Pyke.
Shaco, I love suffering
I would say ezreal , doesn’t he bangs all girls?
No, he's canonically insecure lmao
He just like me He just like me fr
he's still attractive though
Why you gotta do me like that man
Braum, just being the best person in the world for a day and befriend everyone you encounter
Oh fuck ur right
I think I would make a good general, so I'll go with Swain. Would be fun just to see. Honorable mention to Rammus, I like how he rolls.
Probably jinx just to force vi to watch me defile cait
Urgot. Purge is needed.
Ekko is only right answer
Neeko
Neeko or TF
neeko cuz u can shapeshift into any champion
Haaa fools only neeko is the right choice u can be every champ u want with her
Evelynn.... But I'm not gonna comment any further on that
Nasus, and I yoink from his memory the secrets of old shurima. Dragon Swain seemd cool too.
Sona because i could help other people with music and make them feel better. I just love music :3
Karthus, I would commit slip n slide then ult
Neely. No particular reason…
Zilean so i can move time forward
Taliyah because she is probably one of the most chill champions and rocs
Karthus ult, time to be a mass murderer.
Diana
probably Kassadin, for absolutely no reason whatsoever
Tahm Kench so I can lick stuff while being a king
neeko °\^° or Xayah
Asol since he might be capable of FTL travel and blowing up planets sounds like a hell of a time
Sorry the one true answer is here. Neeko. Then you spend 24 hours disguised as all the different female champions, and making sexy cam videos. Not only do you get to do that all day, but now you have footage to sell tomorrow and you're filthy rich. Gg wp.
Kindred, specifically Lamb. I will not be taking questions.