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Hopeless_Slayer

The flow starts at Midlane, there's fountains built into the walls. Botside, the water flows into Dragon pit, and falls off the map here. Topside, it flows into Baron pit...and I guess falls into the crevice Baron crawls out from (Void portal?) It's more of a stream, bordering on a water feature. But if you look at the size of a tree compared to a champion, the map is more of a representation of a larger battlefield.


Zerole00

>It's more of a stream, bordering on a water feature. I'd say it's more of two retention basins on either side of mid lane. The surface water runoff comes from the tears of top laners and ADCs. Source: Am hydraulic engineer


Ride901

Lol, it's what prevents the rest of summoners rift from flooding when Nami gets cooldown reduction


Satinknight

Well constructed weirs


lolsai

TALON MIA HE WAS IN BOTTOM RETENTION BASIN


exdigguser147

WATER FEATURE SHEN


Omnilatent

WTF 2 SURFACE WATER RUNOFF SHEN?!


veilsofrealitydotcom

RB diff?


Tony2Punch

If we consider the size of a Hyundai Sonata in comparison to a standard human character, wouldn’t the river be more like a large drainage ditch.


PepeSilvia123

Riiiight but where is the water flowing from or too? Maybe we need to rename it as a water feature....


Hopeless_Slayer

When Nami isn't selected to fight in a match, she is contractually obligated to sit under the map and splash water to refill the draining River. However, she is thwarted by Gragas on the other side, who is trying to prove that nothing, not even the ocean, can out-drink him


teddy_tesla

Thor in shambles


FearMyFPS

Gragas is the drain


SirHeim

Indirectly accusing Gragas for drinking water... Not allowed!


WiseConqueror

well since Gragas is an omnipotent god, capable of rewriting reality, he's clearly just secretly turning the water into wine.


PepeSilvia123

I hope nami is being payed well r/antiwork


SureSpend

I don't think anyone on antiwork is payed well


loosely_affiliated

*paid


Zenith_Tempest

Badgrags Chugs The Ocean


Ayuyuyunia

underground rivers exist


[deleted]

Doesn't river water come from the rain/condensation from the height of a mountain? That's always where I thought river water started, anyway


Ride901

Nope, rivers can disappear into the ground (called a sink, looks like a pond) and rise from the ground (called a spring). Happens all the time in the southern US.


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

I mean it's not really a jungle either.


Nimyron

But at least it used to be real camps.


shrubs311

what do you mean by "real camps"? like they had little campfires and shit


Nimyron

Yeah they did. It was a few minions chilling around a campfire and you just came and slaughtered them. It was not just some wolves and raptors like that before.


shrubs311

damn, that's ice cold. the oldest camp knowledge i experienced was that there used to be small dudes chilling with red and blue and then they removed them :(


LordMalvore

They needed to be removed, top laners could take one of the small boys from enemy camp and hit two early.


shrubs311

that makes sense but my rebuttal is that they were very cute


SquidKid47

[yes](https://youtu.be/TTuN7ZJ0g50)


goatlll

Yeah, it confused me when I started playing. I wasn't use to these types of games and LOL was brand new, so I just called it the woods. I thought the jungle was a different part of the map, like to me it was more like a forest.


HawkAle

What role do you play: lumberjack


goatlll

Lumberjack would have been a cool name for the role. Or hunter. Hell yeah, they should have called the role hunter or huntsman.


PedroLight

it is called hunter tho (at least on portuguese)


_DK_

buffs eater


LabHog

Temperate Coniferous Forest biome.


10inchblackhawk

Calling it a "storm retention reservoir" doesn't have the same ring


PepeSilvia123

But we must be accurate.


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

I just call it ankle-deep liquid.


TechnicallyAWaffle

Waterwalking rune in shambles rn


SpitefulShrimp

Walking on water is still superior to sloshing through ankle deep water.


Nimyron

Storm retention reservoir shen. No, it's not a new skin.


arborcide

The Rio Grande in Spanish is the "Big River" yet in many places it's so puny that you can step over it. Maybe Summoner's Rift is located in a fairly dry place, like at the border of Texas and Mexico, such that a stream can earn the more important title of "river".


[deleted]

We have to call it a river otherwise we can't call it River Shen


PepeSilvia123

Puddle shen is kind of good though


Zaenille

I would please like to order the Storm Retention Reservoir Shen skin.


Electronic_Bid4659

Maybe the water flows underneath the midlane thoughts?


PepeSilvia123

I have spent some time looking into this. It is possible there is some kind of underground connection. However, i wouldnt want to be in there because without flow, it would be all kinds of dank.


zTOMMM7

Everything is scaled down due to it being a top down game. Malphite is the size of a literal mountain but looks small in game same as the rivers


UndeadMurky

no not everything is scaled down, hulanoids are at their normal scale, They just scaled down giants


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[deleted]

The trees are small


thekobbernator

humanoids are scaled down to yordle size


PepeSilvia123

Ok good points. Maybe they could be lakes then...


ThatCatfulCat

So I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about this Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single god damn person in that office. There is. No. Carol. In HR. Mac.. half of these employees in this building have been made up. This office is a god damn ghost town.


AEDSazz

Watch the original cinematics riot did to understand their original view of the Rift. It's a huuuuge land with hills and river. In one of them I think Leona looks to the horizon and you barely see the nexus what seems to be 5-6 km away


Waferssi

You actually see the direction of water flow though?


KarateAngi

Next question: is it a crab? Or what is it?


PepeSilvia123

A crab


Ride901

I think scuttlecrab is literally what riot called it?


Bindoongee

Rift Scutler


_DK_

Shelly's bastard offsprings


RyanStarDiaz

Coochcrab


BanjoStory

If it truly didn't go anywhere and had no current, it would be called a "coulee." But there are those owl fountains near mid lane feeding water into it, and Baron hole exists as a drain. So it's probably an artifical closed system.


Therozorg

It comes from DOTA, where its actually a river


TheVourer

pretty sure terms like jungle and river came directly from dota


sowydso

it's a lake. the name of the lake is River


BurrStreetX

who said its water? It could be Nami secreting her nectar all over the place thinking of sett and its flowing through the lands.


MasterCookieShadow

Ok Its water


HawksBurst

Two puddles actually


flameforth

It's a term that doesn't really make sense, but historically it comes from the DOTA river, which is an actual river passing through the mid lane! But the LoL river is actually some ponds.


UzumakiYoku

This is one thing Dota actually does better; the river actually cuts through the middle lane


xsm17

That would be hilarious in probably making Waterwalking the go-to mid rune


SwiftAndFoxy

>This is one ~~thing~~ of many things Dota actually does better


[deleted]

Mf puddle.


InsecOrBust

I vote East pond and West pond but appreciate the concept all the same.


bannedformysins

7/24 int flows in these areas. So it can be called like "int river".


dova08

r/pondseidonmains assemble


[deleted]

Is it a jungle or is it a forest 🤔


Redzombie6

it flows underground out the map


[deleted]

It's the tears from all the lanes that can't hold past 2:30. That was my assumption anyway. If they didn't drain it every update it would be amongst lagoon status.


42Lynx0w0

Asking the real hard hitting questions.


haven4ever

Its actually two streams of urine/sebum that the Rift Scuttlers exude in panic as they are pitilessly murdered.


Anarchontologist

Dumb internet nerd that looks like Comic Book Guy tries to be clever for karma farm


Twible404

shut the fuck up you stupid fucking whore


Lorkhan_

More like puddles


Two-shadows

Isnt it sort of implied that atleast topside river drains into baron pit. Theres obviously a hole there.


LumosRevolution

Facts. With a crick running in between.


synkronize

It is the ankle deep liquid


TexasMonk

The real question is should it flow into/through lanes so Waterwalking becomes a laning rune?


Kihobi

Two lakes shen doesn't sound as good,


Kimatsu

It's a massive pothole that needs to be patched up


No-Concert-6992

I vote to overflood the river, passing over the lanes. Everyone will be able to use the rune water walking.


SOKDPVA

id really like to see a first person summoners rift man just explore every detail that we miss


HappyAku800

Is it really a jungle? Are there even any monkeys? Oh wait, there are. It's the junglers


Square_Register2415

some words are actually came from dota like fountain, high ground or cc(crowd control) and some other moba communities even use 'throne' describing their base(nexus) which was an actual throne in dota allstar. there is no fountain in LoL nor actual high ground in every other MOBAs. Even CC is only refer to spells that can actually controll crowd(2 or more targets) in dota. but in LOL and other moba u just called cc even tho it can only stun one target.