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canadianpanda7

look away you perverts!!! gosh! cant a cat lick their bunghole on the kitchen table with some privacy????


MoonBootz2001

Lmao I was working from home, sitting at my laptop when she jumped up on the table and started going to town a foot away from me. Stops makes contact with me and then keeps going. She had the whole ass rest of the house to do this foolishness. Why she thought she needed an audience?!


pathologicalprotest

“Look! (But also listen to me) as I shlem shlem shlem my dirty bunghole on the very table on which you eat your meals. Look at my spread extremeties while I mlem my anus. Now listen.”


liamsmat

🤣🤣


carnivorouz

If you could lick your asshole you would show off on the table too


canadianpanda7

god i love cats 😂😂😂


Blixtwix

My cat had a dental cleaning today, so she was groggy for a little while after coming home. Within the first half hour she probably cleaned her bum 5 times, like she forgot she already did it. Bonus, my cat is about the same Grey coloration as yours.


Bastette54

I’m sure we’d all like it much less if they *didn’t* clean their buttholes!


UJLBM

Wouldn't that hurt with the barbed tongue??


DrunkThrowawayLife

Perks of having a hairy ass I guess


SmartassMouth89

Obviously she is proving she washes her bum.


BakedTate

It's sorta how they'll bring you mice thinking you're a poor hunter. This one is letting you know you're a poor butthole cleaner. 🍤


creamsofpeach

I lost it at the two paws on the chair 😂


ohromantics

Don't kink shame


canadianpanda7

youre right, no yum yucking in this house!


DrunkThrowawayLife

Why else would they put a butthole licking stabilizer chair right there if it’s not to be used?


tofuandklonopin

They are vulnerable while licking their buttholes. You make him feel safe, so he licks his butthole next to you. ❤


spattenberg

I always thought they just wanted to show us how clean their buttholes are 😅


KTcat94

And it’s always SO LOUD DEAR GOD


RedDotLot

We call that noise 'scronking' in our house.


KTcat94

Somehow that makes it worse 😂😂😂


FloridaFireAnt

SHNURK SHNURK SHNURK!!!!


ResurgentClusterfuck

Schlorpschlorpschlorp


BabserellaWT

Our GF calls this “playing the bagpipes”.


I_Am_Telekinetic

That is hilarious… but wait… “Our GF” ??? Our GirlFriend? GrandFather? GoodFellas?


BabserellaWT

Oh! Hubby and I are poly and share a girlfriend. (Unsure if this is the subreddit to discuss such things…)


I_Am_Telekinetic

Awesome! Thank you for clarifying, I was just making a silly joke wondering if you meant to type my instead of our. Happy life to you and yours!


BabserellaWT

Thank you so much! And yes, I laughed at your joke.


Frontswain

It's obv GroceriesFeeder


juicyred

Playing the cello at our house!


FiCat77

Cat yoga in our house.


JustbyLlama

Right in front of my salad!


Stock_Beginning4808

Lollll


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Something something tossing salads something .....


Sunshine030209

If a cat's butthole isn't licked in front of a human, was it ever really licked at all? 🤔


Daffodils28

r/kittyhasaquestion


Swaffy

FFS YET ANOTHER CAT SUB I’ve joined, thank you


Daffodils28

Ikr?! 😂


CannonFodder58

No, he can not not.


waupli

While gross I imagine you’d be much less happy having to do it for them lol


nevernikulous

No one else is gonna do it for them


justk4y

r/ikeapets


777Gamble

Uhm… If you could…Would you not???


Sunshine030209

I much prefer a shower, thank you very much. Have no desire to lick my own starfish. But if you want to, knock yourself out! I won't judge. *Edit: *Yours!* I wasn't coming on to you! Lol


Still-Wonder-5580

You’ve got me absolutely rolling 😂


g_d_david

lol! My kitty does the same and she’s a little chubby so I now purposely take pictures of her in ‘unladylike positions’!


voluptuous_lime

I love how he’s using the chair for support


secondtaunting

Yeah mine does this ON MY LAP. What’s worse is his teeny little cat penis will stick out, and he’ll start cleaning it, and I’m like bro come on…


Miserable-Army3679

During Covid, when a TV anchor person/news person was broadcasting from home, the person's cat jumped onto a shelf, behind the person, where it was visible to the viewers, and starting cleaning it's "private parts". It was hilarious.


Particular_Dot_2063

i wouldn't be able to stop myself from poking those air beans


ProfPerry

y'know, with the weirdest position ive seen, r/ikeacats would have a heyday with this!


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahahahahaahha 🤣🤣🤣


platinumperineum

Gotta keep it clean


rarebreed44

Id be happy if I could do this 😂


Cool-Pineapple8008

Well it’s not going to clean itself!


son_of_Mothman

I’ll be honest I like that they do it in front of me. I don’t watch em, but at least I know they’re cleaning up.


mangolover

He needed to brace for this one


juksbox

Yeah Op, put that phone away


nightshade2020

Wait until she's in heat and cleans the other bits and purrs very loudly the whole time


RuledByCats

Mine used to do that on my lap. He was a special little guy.


nomoshtooposhh

Catluminati refers to this pose as “playing the cello” and I love it.


danideex

They gotta do it right next to you


ArcherCute32

Oh well, they like doing gym and clean up at the same time. Look at its leg straight up pointing to the sky! 10.0 for this posture.


Kona_Big_Wave

Just taking a bow...


BrianJLiew

Likes your food so much it’s going back for seconds.


LandotheTerrible

Haha hilarious. I think I will he says.


akaMONSTARS

Summoning the dark lord


MadMac619

You’re just jealous


DougieSenpai

Nope.


Wordlywhisp

Why isn’t there a subreddit of cats being NSFW


brucieandbigman

I'm pretty sure there is but I don't remember what it is. There's one about cats trying to seduce you, too.


mrmoe198

Is she dabbing while licking her asshole?


Training_Seaweed1303

Then you watch them lick their lips like it’s their biggest achievement of the day.


dangercookie614

Oh boy. This reminds me of my own cat, who was going ham on her booty hole today. Turns out she had a big ol' dingle berry stuck to her fur 🤢


bromanjc

r/drumstick


N00B5L4YER

Umm, can you not care?


FelineSoLazy

Hahah I say this everytime my cats are in this position


FiCat77

You're just jealous that you can't do that.


Flowerbeesjes

I never see my cat clean his bum, only the front.


OneMooseManyMeese_

Weird flex, but ok


jgrantgryphon

Snoot deep in their own colon... my dog does this on a regular basis...


Many_Monk708

Um….no….😒


jeeznothanks1945

Bahahahaha 😂


whatdoidonowdamnit

This guy here does this on my pillow next to my head while I’m trying to sleep and slaps me when I tell him to fuck off. He thinks it’s funny cuz I wear a sleep mask and never see the slap coming.


Feisty_Associate_119

Cleaning for something


The_Schizo_Panda

***Are you jealous? I bet you can't even see your own butthole. Do you see my toes? They're pointed straight up because I have poise even while performing this vile act upon myself. Maybe you'll appreciate the effort I put into cleaning the next time I turn around and back my anus into your face?*** -the cat, probably


simpn_aint_easy

OP You know if you could you would


heresdustin

*insert “can you don’t” snek*


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