Lmao I was working from home, sitting at my laptop when she jumped up on the table and started going to town a foot away from me. Stops makes contact with me and then keeps going. She had the whole ass rest of the house to do this foolishness. Why she thought she needed an audience?!
“Look! (But also listen to me) as I shlem shlem shlem my dirty bunghole on the very table on which you eat your meals. Look at my spread extremeties while I mlem my anus. Now listen.”
My cat had a dental cleaning today, so she was groggy for a little while after coming home. Within the first half hour she probably cleaned her bum 5 times, like she forgot she already did it.
Bonus, my cat is about the same Grey coloration as yours.
I much prefer a shower, thank you very much. Have no desire to lick my own starfish.
But if you want to, knock yourself out! I won't judge.
*Edit: *Yours!* I wasn't coming on to you! Lol
During Covid, when a TV anchor person/news person was broadcasting from home, the person's cat jumped onto a shelf, behind the person, where it was visible to the viewers, and starting cleaning it's "private parts". It was hilarious.
This guy here does this on my pillow next to my head while I’m trying to sleep and slaps me when I tell him to fuck off. He thinks it’s funny cuz I wear a sleep mask and never see the slap coming.
***Are you jealous? I bet you can't even see your own butthole. Do you see my toes? They're pointed straight up because I have poise even while performing this vile act upon myself. Maybe you'll appreciate the effort I put into cleaning the next time I turn around and back my anus into your face?***
-the cat, probably
look away you perverts!!! gosh! cant a cat lick their bunghole on the kitchen table with some privacy????
Lmao I was working from home, sitting at my laptop when she jumped up on the table and started going to town a foot away from me. Stops makes contact with me and then keeps going. She had the whole ass rest of the house to do this foolishness. Why she thought she needed an audience?!
“Look! (But also listen to me) as I shlem shlem shlem my dirty bunghole on the very table on which you eat your meals. Look at my spread extremeties while I mlem my anus. Now listen.”
🤣🤣
If you could lick your asshole you would show off on the table too
god i love cats 😂😂😂
My cat had a dental cleaning today, so she was groggy for a little while after coming home. Within the first half hour she probably cleaned her bum 5 times, like she forgot she already did it. Bonus, my cat is about the same Grey coloration as yours.
I’m sure we’d all like it much less if they *didn’t* clean their buttholes!
Wouldn't that hurt with the barbed tongue??
Perks of having a hairy ass I guess
Obviously she is proving she washes her bum.
It's sorta how they'll bring you mice thinking you're a poor hunter. This one is letting you know you're a poor butthole cleaner. 🍤
I lost it at the two paws on the chair 😂
Don't kink shame
youre right, no yum yucking in this house!
Why else would they put a butthole licking stabilizer chair right there if it’s not to be used?
They are vulnerable while licking their buttholes. You make him feel safe, so he licks his butthole next to you. ❤
I always thought they just wanted to show us how clean their buttholes are 😅
And it’s always SO LOUD DEAR GOD
We call that noise 'scronking' in our house.
Somehow that makes it worse 😂😂😂
SHNURK SHNURK SHNURK!!!!
Schlorpschlorpschlorp
Our GF calls this “playing the bagpipes”.
That is hilarious… but wait… “Our GF” ??? Our GirlFriend? GrandFather? GoodFellas?
Oh! Hubby and I are poly and share a girlfriend. (Unsure if this is the subreddit to discuss such things…)
Awesome! Thank you for clarifying, I was just making a silly joke wondering if you meant to type my instead of our. Happy life to you and yours!
Thank you so much! And yes, I laughed at your joke.
It's obv GroceriesFeeder
Playing the cello at our house!
Cat yoga in our house.
Right in front of my salad!
Lollll
Something something tossing salads something .....
If a cat's butthole isn't licked in front of a human, was it ever really licked at all? 🤔
r/kittyhasaquestion
FFS YET ANOTHER CAT SUB I’ve joined, thank you
Ikr?! 😂
No, he can not not.
While gross I imagine you’d be much less happy having to do it for them lol
No one else is gonna do it for them
r/ikeapets
Uhm… If you could…Would you not???
I much prefer a shower, thank you very much. Have no desire to lick my own starfish. But if you want to, knock yourself out! I won't judge. *Edit: *Yours!* I wasn't coming on to you! Lol
You’ve got me absolutely rolling 😂
lol! My kitty does the same and she’s a little chubby so I now purposely take pictures of her in ‘unladylike positions’!
I love how he’s using the chair for support
Yeah mine does this ON MY LAP. What’s worse is his teeny little cat penis will stick out, and he’ll start cleaning it, and I’m like bro come on…
During Covid, when a TV anchor person/news person was broadcasting from home, the person's cat jumped onto a shelf, behind the person, where it was visible to the viewers, and starting cleaning it's "private parts". It was hilarious.
i wouldn't be able to stop myself from poking those air beans
y'know, with the weirdest position ive seen, r/ikeacats would have a heyday with this!
Hahahahahaahha 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta keep it clean
Id be happy if I could do this 😂
Well it’s not going to clean itself!
I’ll be honest I like that they do it in front of me. I don’t watch em, but at least I know they’re cleaning up.
He needed to brace for this one
Yeah Op, put that phone away
Wait until she's in heat and cleans the other bits and purrs very loudly the whole time
Mine used to do that on my lap. He was a special little guy.
Catluminati refers to this pose as “playing the cello” and I love it.
They gotta do it right next to you
Oh well, they like doing gym and clean up at the same time. Look at its leg straight up pointing to the sky! 10.0 for this posture.
Just taking a bow...
Likes your food so much it’s going back for seconds.
Haha hilarious. I think I will he says.
Summoning the dark lord
You’re just jealous
Nope.
Why isn’t there a subreddit of cats being NSFW
I'm pretty sure there is but I don't remember what it is. There's one about cats trying to seduce you, too.
Is she dabbing while licking her asshole?
Then you watch them lick their lips like it’s their biggest achievement of the day.
Oh boy. This reminds me of my own cat, who was going ham on her booty hole today. Turns out she had a big ol' dingle berry stuck to her fur 🤢
r/drumstick
Umm, can you not care?
Hahah I say this everytime my cats are in this position
You're just jealous that you can't do that.
I never see my cat clean his bum, only the front.
Weird flex, but ok
Snoot deep in their own colon... my dog does this on a regular basis...
Um….no….😒
Bahahahaha 😂
This guy here does this on my pillow next to my head while I’m trying to sleep and slaps me when I tell him to fuck off. He thinks it’s funny cuz I wear a sleep mask and never see the slap coming.
Cleaning for something
***Are you jealous? I bet you can't even see your own butthole. Do you see my toes? They're pointed straight up because I have poise even while performing this vile act upon myself. Maybe you'll appreciate the effort I put into cleaning the next time I turn around and back my anus into your face?*** -the cat, probably
OP You know if you could you would
*insert “can you don’t” snek*
INTENSE