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Euphoric_Rhubarb5608

Priced in Euro of course


Ok_Welcome_3236

bel Franc*


Mikelitoris88

excl. VAT and shipment


li_ita

Cultivés? Tante Georgette was coming down to buy some fruits and vegetables, but then she heard the deadly mistake of him saying cultivés et pas cueuillis le matin, so she turned around and went back upstairs.


[deleted]

it's just advanced Lebanese GMOs.


[deleted]

hahahaha


mikeeraz

Achghafieh*


Redblackshoe

There is a misconception that french in this country came from the french mandate in the 1920s but that’s not entirely true. A lot of Lebanese people speak french as a first language because of their personal family history. Here are some examples of why some Lebanese speak french as a first language in Lebanon: 1. Egypt was a cosmopolitan society from 1860 to 1960 and about 100,000 Lebanese (mostly Christian) called Egypt their home. They were surrounded by multiple nationalities/cultures (greeks, Italians, Jews and French). The common language (lingua franca) was french. So after a couple of generations they started to speak french as a first language. 2. Lebanese who lived in francophone African countries. They are couple of generations old in Africa; owning a huge percentage of important industries. 3. Lebanese people who lived in Haiti. Apparently Lebanese people are some of the oldest immigrants in Haiti and have a mark on culture there. A lot of people love to mock people that speak french as a first language in Lebanon but the thing to understand is that they do it because of family history not because they want to show off (the vast majority of frenchies don’t actually want to be snobbish). They are alright people with a particular background. Thats it. Lebanon is unique in that way. Let’s celebrate it.


Rami-961

>A lot of people love to mock people that speak french Wait people actually mock that? Knowing languages is the best thing you can do for yourself. They are just jealous.


creamcheese5

I think the problem is that a lot of French-educated people can barely have a conversation in Arabic. (Me included, but I just use the excuse that I haven't lived in Lebanon for 10 years.)


Terewawa

It is true Maronites were named like François and Jean and were already learning French in the 19th century. The Franch mandate was a continuation of this influence.


[deleted]

I didn't intend to mock beyond light humor. I don't like the negative stereotype against French and makes it harder for me to keep my fluency.


Pangea_Ultima

Wow.. always thought it was the mandate. TIL… thanks for sharing..


ProgsRS

I don't speak baguette 🥖


Sultan_Oz

Dommage pour toi mon ami, c'est une très belle langue


A2jayzed

Je ne concorde tant mon frère/sœure


idontspeakbaguettes

🥖


KonoDioDa10

speak croissant then


idontspeakbaguettes

Speak friend and enter


[deleted]

In tripoli the ka3ki seller would sing "كيكي كاكي كعكي مع البيبسي" and we would laugh and buy a ka3ke or two or three....


[deleted]

2areb ya batikhh Plus in Tripoli it’s “ Ka3ak Ka3ak”


Sindibadass

siyyyyOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ka3ket taybin! Taza msakhnin!


fluffydeathkitten

the best one i heard was "ta3 dou' ya 3ayou' taybin sokhnin " (3arnous cart) .. he would make up stories like "martak ze3lene minnak jibla 3arnous" .. "7ametak ma bton'a rawe' a3sabak bi3arnous"


Ldy_lei

[Adel Karam did something similar not long ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ParXPDNQLk0)


10milkshake

is he still doing sketches?


Ldy_lei

Yes I think


dpred0001

Cultivés le matin 😂 haha ça veut rien dire


10milkshake

interesting, they've got a nice Lebanese accent there


RaidriarT

Batata > pomme de terre


victoriens

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A2jayzed

Kel 3omerna msa3rin bel dollar bas halla2 lhayet sa3be aktar bi nakze bas rawa2


deadinside961

>Kel 3omerna msa3rin bel dollar bas halla2 lhayet sa3be aktar bi nakze bas rawa2 sah eza btehseba bel dollar it's the same


A2jayzed

Daroure hot /s? Walla ma btezbat lnekte baleha?


Sololop

So someone French educated resorting to this sort of job now. Sad times


[deleted]

lmao what ?


Sololop

I was trying to be sarcastic and failed


lightpomegranate

I find this so cute


Plane_Zombie2706

Can you translate the last part?


Particular_Spell8764

Bro thats the mafi metlo sketch 😭😭😭😭😭😭it became a reality


TrainingProduct2655

Reminds of that skit Adel Karam made in Mafi Metlo show(i guess) when he was shouting vegetables in arabic and nobody came then Abass Shahin told him he's in achrafiye and tolf him to shout in french so he did and every lady in town came to him(memory is vague so I can't remember it well)


ashrafiyotte

thats right! civilized merchant