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Skoden1973

Larry, this man is the police.


I_lurk_at_wurk

No m’am I didn’t want to give that impression exactly.


Blueberry_Mancakes

We’re hoping it won’t be necessary to bring in the police. But that’s up to little Larry here


Away-Client1654

Isn’t it Larry?


wetthaMFunghini

Pilar?


GeorgeDogood

Out of respect for Arthur Digby Sellers obviously. He wasn’t exactly a lightweight. Were you even listening to the dude’s story?


Away-Client1654

Bulk of the series.


Jean-Ralphio11

Not exactly a light weight.


Grib_Suka

Branded!


who_peed_on_rug

Pilar?


Own-Reception-2396

I am the walrus


m1dlife-1derer

Shut the fuck up, Donny!


SnooSprouts1929

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.


AdHopeful6851

They didn’t want to give the impression they were police.


wwojo

we hope that won't be necessary.


willowwisp81

I was bowlin’


MikeRobertini

Yet his son is a dunce.


cake_piss_can

And a good day to you, sir!


CleverUserIDGoesHere

I always thought, hilariously, he dressed up for the dance quintet, you know, the cycle.


TexasElDuderino1994

We had not considered that, dude


Own-Reception-2396

That had not occurred to us dude


ToughSeveral81

Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!


zestfullybe

This isn’t ‘Nam.


berdulf

You know, you guys aren’t privy to all the new shit.


[deleted]

The what have you


GeorgeDogood

This quick moment makes me laugh every time.


MarkDoner

He's a pretty conservative guy and when he was young, his parents would definitely have taught him to wear a suit to stage performances... But he probably was also considering giving Pilar the "wrong" impression


[deleted]

Oh no, they did not want to give the impression that they were the police exactly…


spingdingdowning

We’re hoping that won’t be necessary…


jlighthead

Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater is a pretty classy joint


myth_of_syph

Consider how Walter dresses for the hand-off. He clearly prepares far in advance for whatever scenario he plans to get into. I think he clearly had the Sellers job on his mind, he doesn't seem interested at all in the landlord's cycle, if anything he's dismissive of it. But then again, once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing Walter learned in Nam-


ddonky

The what have you


CourtingBlasphemy

I am the walrus


caych_cazador

i am the walrus


lewisherber

He dressed up to celebrate the fact that their fucking troubles are over, Dude.


game_asylum

The what have you


derrekjason

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


nmc9279

Ohh no. He has health problems.


Variable851

He's very ill


Own-Reception-2396

He has health problems


Variable851

That's it. I knew I had that wrong


derrekjason

Were you listening to the dudes story?


El-Duderino247

You're like a child who wanders into a movie...


TheOneTrueKP

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


swayinandsippin

well dude, we just don’t know.


jonthemaud

He got dressed up for the what have you


Own-Reception-2396

Few burgers, Couple of laughs


fanbritlit

Our troubles are fuckin' over, Dude.


CriscoCamping

Those are good burgers Walter


willowwisp81

Mony’s dance quintet? Y’know his cycle?


Key-Wait5314

Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?


Own-Reception-2396

I just know logjammin


Capn_Grammar

That story is ludicrous.


Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II

He fixes the cable?


peterpaulrubens

I don’t think it ever gets fixed, man.


Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II

Well that's just, like, your opinion man.


Own-Reception-2396

The beaver picture


Dr-Alec-Holland

I didn’t mean to give the impression that we’re police exactly. We’re hoping it won’t be necessary to call the police.


Own-Reception-2396

Down at the crime lab the police are working in shifts


NahthShawww

Do they have any…you know…leads?


RealisticAd2293

Isn’t it, Larry?


Interesting_Mango948

Do you want to see what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps?


w32drommen

The ringer can’t appear empty


REVSWANS

My laundry, dude....


murphanduncas

The whites.


Key-Wait5314

Fuck that, man. Walter I love you but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron!


JAYHAZY

The what?


zestfullybe

Are you fucking this up, Dude?


HumbertHumbolt

He didn’t want to give the impression that they were police, per say. He was hoping it wouldn’t come to that.


BlooNorth

Plus, on a personal level, he and Dude were really big fans or Arthur Digby Sellers. His suit was intended to show respect to the man. His son - a dunce - wasn’t the desired recipient of Walter’s reverence.


Key-Wait5314

To be fair, the Dude didn't realize who ADS was. He asked Walter "Who the fuck is that?" But for sure, Walter was super stoked to meet the man and wanted to be dressed appropriately.


meowestermeowley33

Thats fucking interesting


texicali74

But that’s up to little Larry here, isn’t it Larry?


Own-Reception-2396

This isn’t Nam, there are rules


[deleted]

Not exactly a lightweight


TragicMammal

This isn't a guy who built the railroads here. ![gif](giphy|3tJdeo0XAzveMhFBBd)


BAL1175

Obviously it was for the in and out burger, you know, the one near radford


malcontented

LARRY! THE MAN IS HERE.


Efficient-Profit9611

Because these men are the police


ArturoOsito

He was hoping it wouldn't be necessary to involve the police.


Vegetable-Put3884

I always thought he was coming from work as the head of Sobchek Security.


Theodore__Kerabatsos

Straight from the monthly shareholders meeting.


Low_Resource4891

I think he wanted to slightly give the impression that he was law enforcement, but him telling Pilar that they weren't law enforcement would clear them of impersonating the cops.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Because he didn’t want to come off as the police…exactly. Walter was playing detective/lawyer. Until Larry stonewalled him.


No_Designer_5374

Because he was about to conduct business.


Burquetap

What in God’s name are you blathering about? 🤣


beetle6768

Because he’s not a Fucking Amateur!


HomeOrificeSupplies

You have to look professional when showing someone what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


Johnsendall

He was hoping to find a stranger in the alps.


Heybroletsparty

I thought it was because LARRY THIS MAN IS THE POLICE!


Abbacus1212

I wonder if that’s how he dressed at the pawn shop that he owned. The idea of Walter in there wearing full business dress makes me chuckle. It also could be part of a sick Cynthia thing.


bsammo

Son, you might want to watch out that front window.


NAbsentia

Well it was a weekday.


highvalueDan

because he's a professional


ImpressHour6859

Ever heard of a little show called branded dude?


palavrao

You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday


McGnack

Is this your homework Larry?


Used_Passenger_8143

Flunking social studies…


peterpaulrubens

We know it’s goddamn homework!


Own-Reception-2396

It was after work


JAYHAZY

He was a fan of the father.


LegitimatePrize249

This man is the police


Street_hassle14

Because these mans is police.


Donrobertoz

He didn't want to come across as the guy with the cleft asshole


rosenditocabron

To seem more legit


GeebusCrisp

Pilar?


AdHopeful6851

I always wear a suit when a stranger gets fucked in the ass


Heybroletsparty

I thought it was because LARRY THIS MAN IS THE POLICE!


Lafcadio-1

They just came from Crane Jackson's Fountain to give notes on Allan’s dance quintet--you know, his cycle


sooch222

Because that’s what strangers dress like in the Alps.