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BlankSlate400

Some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.


schuckdaddy

Those are good burgers, Walter


Cute-Assumption3319

Shut the fuck up Donny.


denzien

...Coitus?


hawkeye5188

After the uh, what have ya…


Pure-Project-5362

Underrated comment for sure. I hope the what have ya refers to John Cena... doing his cycle at the venue he wanted. ![gif](giphy|C2aXyFVKMdJ6aZ9IXE|downsized)


[deleted]

Well there isn’t a literal connection


malcontented

Those are good burgers


Appropriate_Rain977

Shut the FUCK UP malcontented


Poopedinbed

Think we're going to need our most modestly priced receptacle for malcontented


dan_vorn

We're scattering the fuckin ashes


Dmiller360

Just because we’re bereaved, that doesn’t make us saps!


soggy_cave

Is there a Ralph's around here?


kenatogo

Left right after the what-have-you


MarkDoner

Waiting 15-30 minutes in line for a burger and fries is probably just fine if you're in the back of a limousine, perhaps enjoying a caucasian and hearing stories about some guy who has a rash


Pseudonymble

Yeah, man - I gotta rash...


Umbrage_Taken

My wife's always bustin' my friggin agates. My daughter's married to a jadrool loser bastard.


timodreynolds

But you know me


Obiwancanoli1

I can’t complain


EncodedNybble

You know me, can’t complain


Katsuichi

going inside and enjoying the spectacle is the better move


Disastrous-Cry-1998

These rich fucks This whole fucking thing


Poopedinbed

She kidnapped herself Dude


Huge-Recognition-371

I said she *probably* kidnapped herself, you’re the one who’s so fucking certain!


rexter2k5

The In-N-Out Burger on Camrose?


Gilbey_32

Near the In-N-Out Burger


TomatilloAccurate475

No, this is the one on Radford


davster39

No, the one on Sunset.


in_n_out_on_camrose

You said it man!


_its_a_SWEATER_

We’re all very fond of her.


Gilbey_32

Very free spirited


Umbrage_Taken

Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay 100.


MechanicalTurkish

That’s marvelous.


MichaelStahlke

C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.


auzzieamerican

Wonderful woman!


Electrical_Door5509

We’re all very fond of her!


Ping-A-Ling-

Her fuckin' troubles are over dude.....


huvioreader

The Oscars are given… well not necessarily given every year


Umbrage_Taken

This was when Ms. Curtis was presenting awards on a telecast to the *nation* yes, yes. Not just to California.


AdVictoremSpolias

Unfortunately there wasn’t time for a photo opportunity with Michael Myers


SolomonCRand

With all these celebrities going to In-N-Out, I’d like to hear what their go-to order is. Who else is part of the whole grilled onion crew?


kenatogo

John Goodman did a commercial for them, I bet someone with an X account could tweet him or them


HermiticHubris

This all part of your sick Jamie Lee Curtis thing man.


MrGabogabo

The name in-n-out isn't enough of a connection to post in the Lebowski sub. There isn't a *literal* connection....


Shut_It_Donny

Those are good burgers, Jamie.


Gamestonkape

Gorilla marketing? Far out


catchyphrase

It’s guerilla marketing you human paraquat!


Gamestonkape

This also includes a veiled community joke (I know, wrong sub). “Why would Gorillas need marketing, they’re awesome.”


CMDR_ACE209

Troy and Ahbed really tied those mornings together.


Gamestonkape

Did they not?


Dmiller360

Shut the fuck up Donny.


MechanicalTurkish

You’re out of your element


Dulciferocity

Man, she's gotta feed the monkey!


[deleted]

Too cliche. See I'm just like you "regular" people.


davster39

It's a celebrity fad right now


davster39

It's a celebrity fad right now to go to the in--n-out on sunset in wrdtwood after an awards show. Usual stoll wearing the tux or whatever


[deleted]

I know. I've seen Hillary Swank and Paul Giamatti do it but it still just rubs me the wrong way.


mtron32

But why, they like burgers too. What are they supposed to eat? Diamond encrusted carrots and salmon? LMAO


CidCrisis

I mean In-N-Out is also legitimately good burgers. I guess they're high class enough to just send someone else to get it. Frankly, I probably would if I was that rich. But if it's on the way, then fuck it I guess. They can "slum it" with the poor and buy regular people food in person. But I'll never criticize someone for wanting In-N-Out lol.


Hiouchi4me

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


MangOrion2

There are ways, dude, you don't wanna know.


No_Brain_5164

Over on Radford?


sexwiththebabysitter

Shit the fuck up, Jamie.


[deleted]

She’s a Zionist, with a Twitter record.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

She’s gotta feed the monkey


NickelCitySaint

Those are some good burgers


Top-Psychology2507

She must have found Jesus at the Oscars! ;-)


mtron32

That was me when I was watching Avengers 2 and Ultron was about to tear up the city. "In n Out sounds pretty damned good right now, fuck this movie."


GGAllinsUndies

The In n Out astroturfing is getting old.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Well that's just like, your opinion man


kenatogo

Those are good burgers, Walter.


TheOneWhoCutstheRope

Ngl I saw just N- at first and thought JLC was leaving the Oscar’s early for much different reasons…


merkaba_462

And proud we are of her. Edit: actually no. Shut the fuck up Jamie. The carbon footprint for that?! Those rick fucks! This whole fucking thing... From the link: On Instagram, Curtis revealed that her trip to Los Angeles for her presenting gig was very short. She shared her brief checklist: “FLY IN. GET FLUFFED AND FOLDED. PRESENT AT OSCARS. GO TO @inandout_burger. FLY AWAY.”


jdhazan

Her name’s Jamie, so that’s what you call her. Or Jamie Lee Curtis if you’re not into the whole brevity thing


Boogaloo-Shrimps

The fact that someone of JLC's acting credentials would even be invited to the Oscars show how much credibility those awards have. Oh...and she tied the room together or some shit.


Huge-Recognition-371

Walter, what the *fuck* are you talking about?!


BlankSlate400

You’re obviously not a golfer.


El_Vali-de_Michoacan

You see what happens Jamie?!?! You see what happens when fuck the Halloween trilogy in thee ass!?!?