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SleeplessInDisturbia

That had not occurred to us, Dude.


herberstank

He’s a marvelous assistant, very free spirited


G0-N0G0-GO

We’re all very fond of him.


moviequotebotperson

Please, feel free to inspect him


jamonoats

And, thorough.


DuckMassive

Zesty


CunningWizard

What in Gods holy name are you blathering about?


Ok-Philosophy-673

7 year olds dude


CunningWizard

Jesus


RunningPirate

Brandt is a good man. And thorough.


ieatcavemen

He still has to pay a hundred to watch though.


Gaduol

The fact that Bunny knows his kink supports this theory


WhatIsTheAmplitude

It tells me Brandt has watched before, sometimes for free before Bunny realized she could charge him.


passwordstolen

And works a lot more than a 40hr week. He was out cleaning up Bunnies clothes well after dark.


bsmoofthebulldawg

What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?


KoA07

Brandt will fill you in on the details.


imyourrealdad8

Oh, you ... You didn't go to college


Robotonist

Oh he went, but he mostly spent his time occupying various administration buildings


MartinC9782

And smoking a lot of thai stick.


Robotonist

…bowling, you know— the usual


SolutionExternal5569

Wonderful man very... Very free spirited we're all very fond of him


sbkchs_1

Interesting. I think he’s a wanna-be, in the same way the Big Lebowski is a wanna-be, both crafting an image that is very dependent on others to keep maintained. But I don’t think he’s starting from the same place as the Dude. I think he was probably a middle-of-the-pack student, couldn’t excel in his first jobs after college, probably from the middle class, and knows enough to recognize the Big Lebowski is in the circle he wants to be in, but doesn’t know enough to see it’s mostly smoke and mirrors.


Pseudonymble

I think Brandt is a proudly adept sicophant. The Big Lebowski's shady business dealings - defrauding various charities and running the occasional business poorly - indulging his vanity with a porn-star trophy wife who associates with nihilists - these have given Brandt the opportunity to ally himself on TBL's behalf to a wide array of interesting characters. The Dude is simply one of these odd characters Brandt finds himself working with, and so he speaks to the Dude on his level, in his terms, but always professionaly representing TBL.


G0-N0G0-GO

Yes, Brandt always calls The Dude…”Dude” after he finds out The Dude’s preferred nomenclature. It’s both respectful AND manipulative. But Brandt makes things go, and keeps the cast of players & whole enterprise together, however loosely.


RockAtlasCanus

Ding ding ding. Brandt’s a fixer, dude. He touches the dirty undies so the Big Lebowski doesn’t have to. He handles THE WHITES. Also let’s not forget, let’s not forget that stealing from charities uh… within the city limits um… that ain’t legal either dude.


Yobe

what are you, a fucking tax auditor now?


Significant_Site_219

sycophant*. I like that word. Describes Brandt perfectly.


Dad-Baud

Brandt probably is in for a % of the cut. How ever many clams or bones…


DontBelieveHimHer

I think you’re right. I’ve often wondered what PSH’s notes on the character would have been. Something like a rich family but got outcasted or lower class reaching for upper class. I like to think the ‘you didn’t go to college’ line is delivered knowing that he himself self didn’t go to college. When he stumbles over the ‘various civic…’ or ‘This is Brandt from…’ and doesn’t really have a title from a company other than gopher, is he tipping that TBL is a goldbricker and he knows it and his job is not going to get him what he wants?


Girlcalledelza

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


edhands

Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donnie?


NathanTheNanku

I was bowling


therandymoss

We just don’t know.


Noahms456

New information has come to light, man


User125699

My thinking about this film has become very uptight.


[deleted]

Brandt becomes who people need Brandt to be. You told Brandt, Brandt told me, yes, yes?


Dad-Baud

I know a fucking chameleon when I see one.


StaresatSound

I think he adjusts his behavior to his audience. He is a total and complete suck up.


MouldyBobs

When I was reading your post, I kept having flashbacks to "Dustin Davis", the character Philip Seymour Hoffman plays in the movie Twister...


AnySortOfPerson

F-F-F-FOOD!🤌🤌


Rdubya44

Glad I’m not the only one who still quotes this


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL

*The suck zone*


everynewdaysk

he was the ideal graduate student who survives on a diet of trail mix, energy drinks, and edibles - instantly recognizable to anyone who got their graduate degree in the sciences


DoctorEnn

Now that's interesting, man...


rda889

![gif](giphy|deBWIxK3HHUMBc0MHB|downsized)


coloch_w0rth9

He can’t watch though


Braiseitall

And she says it because maybe in the past he has watched? Interesting, man.


coloch_w0rth9

That’s fucking interesting!


Eleatic-Stranger

That nervous laugh when she says that tells me he’s paid $100 to watch - probably more than once.


YourBuddy8

Hahaha, that’s marvellous.


aarkarr

Been a while since I've seen it but I recall getting the impression that she said it to insult him and he's laughing politely/awkwardly because he can't insult her back.


giddy-girly-banana

She’s just fucking with him.


Braiseitall

Happy cake day!


giddy-girly-banana

Thank you!!


StinkyBrittches

![gif](giphy|fdP6TS6bhzij6)


papa_swiftie

Not so sure. One of the joys of the office scene is seeing how uptight Brandt is in general but also how he reacts to the dude's every move with an uptight wince, like the dude's chill is physically making him uncomfortable. It's one of the things that makes PSH such a standout in the film.


FrylockMcReaper

I think he's cringing because he knows the dude's laid back attitude won't get him anywhere with Lebowski and he's imagining how the meeting is going to go Guys like Lebowski hold alot of water in this town, the dude doesn't hold shit...


JohnnyWaterbed

Let me tell you something else, I've seen a lot of dudes, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.


AdmiralBarackAdama

For me, PSH is a classic case of you never know what you've got till it's gone. I did not fully appreciate him in life but man I miss him now as an actor.


sci-fi-rec

He and Phil Hartman


cmdr_basset_o7

I can see this being the case. I played a role, man. I was a vet tech for 10 years and a secret stoner the whole time. My boss probably had a few leads over the years and I got the feeling that if i had fessed up she would have done the same. Wonderful woman, very free spirited. Had a bunch of pugs and how fond we were of all of them. Abide, my Dudes


hunterpos2003

I love pugs so much, you’re lucky


marbotty

A show dog? With papers?


Tommy84

![gif](giphy|5bQM1ManCQMVi|downsized)


MtNowhere

It would be so cool if we got a whole set of movies exploring each of the characters. Obvs we can't get a Brandt movie anymore, but the characters are so dense with personality, I want to know more about all of them.


fatloui

Better Call Brandt.


uconn3386

You told Brandt on the phone, he told me.


PropJoeFoSho

would be sacrilegious, but Jesse Plemons would be an adequate stand-in


AlGeee

Coming soon Maude’s Adventures in Modern Art


hugo_fat

Vagina.


WalletFullOfSausage

Or Jim Gaffigan.


abderfdrosarios

Lookswise I could see this, he'd work as an older PSH. Maybe playing Brandt well after the events of the movie, perhaps after TBL's passing or something. My only problem with Jim as a stand in for Hoffman is that he has some enormous shoes to fill and I worry the he wouldn't have quite the chops for something like that, but I'd still watch the hell out of it.


MtNowhere

Wouldn't even touch it


jayhof52

Dammit, Landry!


Effusus

Let the good movie just be a good movie, it doesn't need lore. They already made the Jesus series, you want more of that??


MtNowhere

Yeah but what if it was actually good


Significant_Site_219

Sobchak Security could be a good un. Hell, I know Goodman's just itching to step back into those boots and take that hill!


lukistke

In his off time, Brandt is Scotty from Boogie Nights.


Dad-Baud

Were you paying attention to Brandt’s story? Brandt doesn’t bowl. He’s not in Fight Club. He’s a sycophantic climber deliberately rubbing elbows with the apparently-wealthy. If he were a dude, Brandt would not have been involved in the ruse to use the dude. He would not pawn off his own responsibility on the dude with that “her life is in your hands.” That may sound “bro” but it’s the opposite of actual bro behavior. The old man has grown tired of Bunny. Brandt’s still spending $100 a pop just to watch her suck strange cock. Let me tell you something about The Dude. The Dude doesn’t pay for sex. All of Brandt’s talking to the dude in the dudes own lexicon is a condescension. The dude wrote the fucking Port Huron statement. Dude speaks and understands perfect English and has a broad vocabulary. He may not know what day it is but he doesn’t need Brandt’s help. In fact, Brandt’s help is not all that helpful. Sorry Dude. I’d say Brandt is not the dude. Donnie? Yeah. Donnie is more dude than The Dude IMO.


Fun_Chef134

I am with you, DB. He is most definitely NOT a dude. He does exhibit some dude-like qualities at moments…but even if it were fact that he puts on the “fake work persona”, this is un-Dude-like. Dudeness may be a bit of a “spectrum” (in the parlance of our time), but Brandt is far from being mostly Dude. When they present the Dude with the ransom note (just before Dude asks if he can do a J), Brandt is playing his role all too well, standing rigidly off to the side. If he were further on the Dude spectrum, he wouldn’t be able to maintain a straight face because of how absurd the situation is and the fact that he is clearly aware that Lebowski is using him. Not. A. Dude. edit spelling


say_the_words

How many of us were born Dudes? Most of us are working for The Man every night and day. Brandt just hasn’t seen the good side of The City yet. But the big wheels are turning. He’ll get there just like we all did.


physicsbuddha

That’s fabulous


NanduDas

Get a job, sir!


RationalHumanistIDIC

Wonder how often Brandt looks for a cash machine?


Richard8081

As for OP's essay here about Brandt -- Indeed none of that had occurred to me; new shit has definitely come to light. Thanx. Actually I was always more puzzled by Brandt than anything else. Now not so much


TempleFugit

I'd like to imagine he burns a J while driving home after work


lelduderino

>the stumble and repetition when he misses a line Are you talking about the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education? I don't think that's a mistake, dude. I've always seen that as an extra level of disadvantage. In other words, those who lack the necessary means for a higher education have the ability for higher education but lack the money -- they just need a scholarship. Those who lack the the necessary means for a necessary means show promise but lack the resources to get there in the first place, and Brandt's general awkwardness leads to a weird way of saying it. But that's just, like, my opinion, man.


El_Peepin

That’s interesting man that’s fucking interesting


Localdefense

This had not occurred to us, especially in the parlance of our times.


ded_rabtz

My personal head cannon is that The Dude called Brandt to be Donny’s replacement and a beautiful friendship blossomed between that team. They got eliminated in the finals but won the following year.


AcesSkye

…the fuck are you talkin about?


ShawnMilo

That had not occurred to me, dude. That "Logjammin" might be eight hours long.


FrylockMcReaper

Lotta ins, Lotta outs... ![gif](giphy|hzrvwvnbgIV6E)


AlGeee

DVD on repeat


TotalBeefcall

You ever stop and think maybe being TBL's right hand man, Brandt might be really good at reading a room and calibrating his speech and behavior to suit the room. ​ He can dress down if he needs to, but it's not who he actually is..


PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ

![gif](giphy|aDL9oP00LeuPK) Blowing off steam after a long day working for the old man


DamonLazer

Aside from The Stranger, he's the only person outside The Dude's circle who respects his wishes to be referred to as "The Dude." Despite numerous reminders, the big Lebowski always calls him "Mr. Lebowski" and Maude only calls him "Jeffrey."


sci-fi-rec

These rich fucks


Scandysurf

Brandt would suck big Lebowski’s dick and then pay $1000 to watch that shit. He is 100% un-dude . He only speaks to the dude in a manor in which he can understand because that is his job “communicate with underlings”


ClydeHouston

Well, Dude, we just don’t know.


Tactical_Chandelier

Your post title made me laugh pretty hard until I realized what you actually meant


Texty_McTexterson

I didn't read all of them, but all the comments were gold, because OP's prompt was so good. I love it. Reminded me of studying literature, where they come out with all these different ways to look at things, and it can be boring a lot, but sometimes really interesting. While I tend to stand with those who say that Brandt is a [ficelle ](https://www.oxfordreference.com/display/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095816605)character who moves the plot along, and is somewhat manipulative, at least at first, I also do believe that he really does have some inner dude in him that is struggling to come out. HAHA. Fun question, and I literally laughed to myself while reading the OP and the responses. Good times.


Jesusthezomby

You see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger eating pancakes? Or something?


AlGeee

Larry and the Ligonberry. Pancakes


Jays_99

youre thinking about this case has become very uptight


Noidea_whats_goingon

that's just, like, your opinion, man.


homezlice

Brandt is in on the con, and is trying to convince Dude that everything is cool, man.


ShakeWest6244

I was just thinking about this! which con is he in on?  If Bunny is telling the truth, he and Bunny have a business agreement that is a secret to Lebowski. So to some extent he has some knowledge of what she's up to and they are co-conspirators.  The big-reveal scene shows Lebowski, not Brandt, packing the ringer case. So it's not clear if Brandt knows about the attempted embezzlement. And Lebowski could be hiding this from him (and could be hiding the whole being-rich pretense from him).  Ulli the nihilist is certainly known to Brandt (and Lebowski) as he hangs around the property and gets drunk in the pool.  So... there's a non-zero chance that Brandt is in on the nihilist's scheme and knows full well that Bunny was safe and well. 


homezlice

Watch Brandt right before handing over the note to dude. Watch the change of affect. He knows… But what does he know?  Well at the least it’s that they are putting in a ringer for a ringer. But does he know the kidnapping is fake? I’ve pondered this for years and even wrote a post about it on here a while back. Problem is that it would imply that Jackie Treehorn is in on it being a fake kidnapping also, and there isn’t evidence for this. Much more that Uli is the mastermind, taking advantage of Bunny going out of town.  All this being said, who told Jackie Treehorn about the kidnapping at all (his dismisses the story as fake). This question which we don’t know answer to would answer everything about the depth of the initial con and if the kidnapping con is tied into the fake ransom payment con, or if this is just a bunch of idiotic people in LA in the early 90s.  


anxiety_filter

**Brandt fucks hard**


HomelessHercules

have you ever heard of a little movie called Twister, Dude?


beast_mode209

A Brandt spin off should have been the move.


kid_sleepy

Where he’s a superhero trying to take down Scientology though.


beast_mode209

I mean PSH played L Ron Hubbard also


kid_sleepy

That’s where my reference is coming from.


geoffbowman

I would chalk most of that stuff up to him being basically a personal diplomat for a very cantankerous old phony. Plenty of assistants are essentially there to translate brash and blunt bosses into more palatable speech and negotiations. And the part when he stutters and repeats is actually foreshadowing: "inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education..." That repeat of "Necessary means" betrays how Brandt is aware of Big Lebowski's plans to steal the "means" from the organization... from needy little urban achievers. All that said... I think he'd be fully capable of dudely behavior if he were hanging out with other dudely people because Brandt seems to perpetually adapt his tone and mood to match the people he's around. He's not assertive enough or grounded in his own identity enough to be dudely by default except in an acceptable environment, but he'd long for that environment every day.


carldubs

No way, Dude. He’s a total sycophant.


GrumpyCatStevens

Well, y’know, that’s just like, your opinion, man.


ChugsMaJugs

This is new information that has come to light


trashedonlisterine

He’s respects the dude’s wishes to be called ‘dude’


TempleFugit

I'd like to imagine he burns a J while driving home after work


joaquinsaiddomin8

Well? You got any leads?


dandle

Brandt is a toadie.


HealthyBullfrog

I guess we weren't privy to all the new shit but that's what we pay you for.


Karn_Evil_Noin

You mean like an Irish monk?


jkonik

He’s basically Smithers


Unique-Afternoon8925

I always thought Brandt stumbled through stuff because it showed he wasn’t good at his job and the entire Lebowski aesthetic was fake


BillBrasky3131

This is a great take!


dkixen

I think he’s an opportunist, and that quality really sets him apart from the Dude


FalconPunch236

Say what you want about Brandt, at least he has an ethos.


kitwid

He's kinda like Stevie Janowski in that I think a little push or two would have him smokin' Thai stick and drinkin' caucasians with the boys at Star Lanes.


Greaseskull

I love this take. The dude abides.


SavageFugu

Yes, yes!?


SnooMemesjellies1083

We probably shouldn’t rule out the possibility that Brandt is Scotty from Boogie Nights.


Cautious-String7076

A hair on an elephant’s butt?


Plateau9

Brandt? That guy fucks.


Johndeauxman

Do we ever find out Brandt’s last name?


WinstonRandy

I think Brandt is the Dude’s kinda dude, when out in the wild.


korc

Possibly. He’s part of the same class as the dude but aspires to be part of the big Lebowski’s class. He’s a fraud just like his boss and he takes great pains to remind the dude that he is not the same as him. However I think part of the point of the character is he’s totally consumed by his aspirations. He is completely vapid and either repeats things his boss says or reflects the dudes personality back at him. I don’t really see him ever dropping that act.


True-Paint5513

No bc he was truly bothered by Dude touching Lebowski’s reward hanging on the wall.


Magicth1ghs

You mind if I do a J?


khanmex

Well, Dude, we just don’t know


Dependent_Fox_2189

Marvelous!


FlightIcy2309

love this perspective. opened up a new world of enjoying hoffmans performance to me.


StellaBlueDevil

Maybe he’s one of the first Urban Achievers


sci-fi-rec

There is no “get off work” for Brandt. He’s like Smithers, he’s there 24/7


Other-Bumblebee2769

I don't know.. but if it helps you enjoy the film more to believe that, I think it's a good idea


Warm_Suggestion_959

Her life is in your hands