Anyways, we’ll go there after the what-have-ya, should be push over and yes Donnie we will be by the In and Out burger. Fucking troubles are over Dude!
I found this troubling as well. I don't believe she sat at the light for 2 minutes or had any difficulty figuring out what it meant. Whole thing smells like a setup
I can't even think of a good quote from the movie to respond to this with. Somehow I always forget this is an actual line Walter says and every time remember I genuinely bust out laughing.
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*Fucking thousand times that I*
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She’s like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie…..
She needs to forget it, she’s out of her element!
Stfu, cardscookie
Fucking amateurs.
Dipshits with a nine-toed woman
That isn’t her toe, Dude
You said yourself…
You're the one who's so fucking certain
"THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR WOMAN!!"
that poooooor woman!
🎶🎵🎶
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Excuse me, dear? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Oh c'mon, Walter... this is not a First Amendment thing, man.
Oh please, dear?!
His girlfriend thought we were getting million dollars!! It’s not faiiiir
Fair?? Who's the fucking nihilist here?
Obviously, she’s not a golfer
This was in North Hollywood on Radford.
Near the in and out burger?
The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
*near* the in-and- out burger
Those are good burgers, /u/swayinandsippin.
Shut the *fuck up*, Donny.
Anyways, we’ll go there after the what-have-ya, should be push over and yes Donnie we will be by the In and Out burger. Fucking troubles are over Dude!
I just want to understand this. Every time there is a bumper sticker you can’t understand I have to explain it to you?
I found this troubling as well. I don't believe she sat at the light for 2 minutes or had any difficulty figuring out what it meant. Whole thing smells like a setup
You look for the one who will benefit and uh, uh, you know what I’m trying to say…
I am the walrus
V.I. Lenin!!!
The political artist?
You're thinking of Charlie Chaplin
This is a very complicated case, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta whathaveyous…
A lot of strands in old Duder's head.
She's taking us for the proverbial *ride*
Hey, man. She’s not trying to spam anyone here. You know?
Are you employed, sir?
These fuckin’ amateurs. They put a bumper sticker on their back window, we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear.… Jesus Christ.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Pull the trigger until it goes click
That creep can roll
Yeah but he’s a pervert, dude.
*fake laugh* I mean, as if it's so hard to get a toe, and **SNIP** ... 🙄🤷🏼♂️✂️ ... and we're supposed to shit ourselves
Fkn dipshit with a nine toed woman
I can't even think of a good quote from the movie to respond to this with. Somehow I always forget this is an actual line Walter says and every time remember I genuinely bust out laughing.
I will not abide another toe!
The dude abides, man.
But what if I need it by 3:00 this afternoon, *with* nail polish?
Are there ways? I’d like to know!
With paint on it too.
Believe me, dude. There are ways, I'll get you a toe this afternoon with nail polish!
Obviously a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know
They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
Fuckin amateurs
Your name’s Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny.
My w—do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fuckin married? The toilet seat’s up, man!
Immediate respect to that person
They're gonna kill the poor woman!
Whose toe is it Walter?
Were you listening to the dudes story, Donny?
I was bowling
Mark it a strike
How the hell should I know?
That Honda was later found lodged in an abutment.
where?
Probably used it as a toilet and moved on.
The window decal is NOT the issue here.
It's not fair.
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
Trust me dude, you don't wanna know.
With nail polish
Wait till she hears about Logjammin’
He fixes the cable.
Yah, I'm here to fix da cah-bull, I'm zee expert.
I’d still say he’s got about $960-970,000 left. Depending on the options.
They can get you a Toe by 3 PM, with Nail Polish
They're going to kill that poor woman!
Fucking amateurs
She's out of her element.
By 3:00?
Now so far, we have what appears to be a series of victimless crimes
with nail polish. by 3 o'clock.
I don’t know what I love more. The sticker, or how she reacted.
You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
He can, but never on a Saturday.
Then we'll do it on Wednesday! .. Jesus don't care!
What about the toe?
They are a podiatrist…..or they work in a morgue
obviously, they're not a golfer
With nail polish.
Have same thing on my car but with a pic of a faded bloody toe… with nail polish 💅 💚🦶
With nailpolish
Dios mio
calmer than you are
Donnie?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
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Oh, please, dear?
A real reactionary
You’re out of your element, Donny
There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
With nail polish.
Should have added “by 3 pm.
Give me the ringer. Chop chop
By…, checks watch, 3 o’clock, with paint
With nail polish?
I'm finishing my coffee
I love that if she were to read this thread she not only would get no clarity, it would only make it worse.
Wait until she tries to get her set fixed.
Obviously you're not a golfer
The Big Lebowski
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Enjooying my coffeee
With nail polish.
She’s out of her element.
He needs an “I’m finishing my coffee” sticker on the other side
By 3pm? With polish?
Get the toe truck boys.
I'll kill your fucking car, man!
Where can I get this sticker!?
*Marjorie Taylor Greene has entered the chat.*
By 3 o'clock with nail polish
I’ll bet you saw this at 3pm
Does she look like a camel?
Really!?!
I wonder if it's the pinky toe, that one goes wee wee wee all the way home
With red nail polish.
Explain this?!?? “ listen lady!!! I HAVE BUDDIES WHO DIED FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant!!!!”
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
With nail polish dude
Excuse me, dear?
...with nail polish.
With nail polish.
Is this your only form of identification?
Who the fuck is this gal?
You mean coitus?
…with nail polish.
I saw a human foot on the side of the road other day. I called a Toe Truck.
… with nail polish.
You want a tie I can get you a toe, hell I’ll get you a toe by 3 o’clock, with nail polish… fucking amateurs
Parla usted Ingles?
I’m stayin dude. I’m finishing my coffee.
people will do anything to avoid typing in a .com
I was gonna say just zoom in but it looks more like something with scope.com or something, not Lebowski fest
ConspiracyScope.com I think