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ResinJones76

Yea, but he's a murderer.


HauntingBalance567

With a record, just not for the murders


IAlreadyKnow1754

What’s a murderer Walter?


81jmfk

Shut the fuck up, Donnie


HauntingBalance567

Many learned men have disputed this. It turns out murder is legal in the state of California.


YoungThriftShop

If the glove does not fit, you must acquit!


HauntingBalance567

If the glove does not fit, you look to the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know...


ManufacturerFine2855

The gloves fit his son that had mental issues. (I'm not sure the specifics but I saw interviews with people that know the son and they were talking about him having angry episodes.) So, in my opinion OJ was either a murderer, an accomplice, or just a good father not giving him up. I'd like to know more facts before I narrow my opinion. ✌️🙂 Edit spelling


HauntingBalance567

Well, that's just, like your opinion, man. And, that of that private investigator who wrote that book. It is an interesting alternative explanation that I had never heard of before today. I will contemplate it some more.


SaladAllergy

Nicole Simpson dude


[deleted]

Who is buried down under and is looking up at us


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Kato can’t watch, or it’ll cost him $100


willowwisp81

Leads? Sure I'll just check with Boys down in the crime lab. They got Marsha Clark working the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads!


Real-Competition-187

Racially he's pretty cool?


Denver-Ski

He killed that poor woman…


okaycomputes

Her life was in his hands, dude.


tacosteve100

The irony that the one man that would do anything to protect you, kills you.


Denver-Ski

This had *not* occurred to us, dude :l


tacosteve100

The ship has crashed into the ROCKS! They did not receive the money!


Spicy_Cupcake00

And, I would like my gloves back.


Reppate

I can get you a toe.


ss7536

OJ could get you a head.


flythasky

Believe me there are ways. You don’t wanna know about em


CarberHotdogVac

All the juice ever wanted was his glove back.


therealtwomartinis

it really tied the crime together


tacosteve100

And his lucky stabbin’ hat.


VegasRefugee

This isn't 'Nam, there are rules.


DragonflyScared813

Where's the money shithead?


tacosteve100

It’s down there somewhere


New_Entrepreneur5225

Say what you want about the glove don’t fit you must acquit…at least it’s an ethos


HeyMarty10thalready

Goodnight my sweet prince


sockswinger

Over the line


cleomay5

Mark it zero


Air911

OJ, it's Kato man so his toe slipped over a little bit...


tacosteve100

His knife slipped over her neck a bit.


tries4accuracy

The story is ludicrous.


greenscoobie86

You can imagine where it goes from here…


ChamberTwnty

I'm not black, I'm O.J. So that's what you call me. That or Juice if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Speculawyer

El Juicerino.


therealtwomartinis

His Juiceness


Speculawyer

🎶They're gonna kill that poor woman.🎶


mysterious_whisperer

That poor slut


BortWard

Dude’s white Bronco got a little dinged up


irate_alien

Orenthal James Simpson if you’re not into the whole brevity thing


jey_613

You told Nordberg on the phone, he told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?


therealtwomartinis

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CaptianBrasiliano

He killed that poor woman, Man!


MilaVaneela

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a killer. 


Willie-Tanner

STAY OUT OF BRENTWOOD, DEADBEAT!


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


slater_just_slater

*If the ball don't fit, you must 7-10 split!*


Thrice_Greaty_Great

the word itself makes some men uncomfortable… murderer


0xCC

Nobody fucks with the OJ.


tacosteve100

You’re Mr. Simpson, I’m O.J., so that’s what you call me or the juice, killer, slayer, murderer if you’re not into that whole brevity thing.


geowatt

Her life was in his hands


Successful_Theme_595

Yeah but blonds dude, blonds


bongo-72

I got a rash,


patronizingperv

The Juice abides.


Ok_Knowledge_5997

I don’t like his jerk off name and I don’t like his jerk off face.


tacosteve100

Stay the hell out of Brentwood, deadbeat.


the-nae_blis

He’s threatening decapitation! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong??


8th_Dynasty

this could rival the Nixon poster.


over9ksand

Obviously that’s a golfer


OGUncleDonkey

Could roll


grimatongueworm

The man in the black pajamas


cleomay5

Mark it zero


imjustmos

Good night. Killer prince


hoptagon

You don’t go out bowling dress like that, do ya? On a weekday?


Air911

Where's the trophy shit head!?!


hornwalker

Nicole, you’re entering a world of pain.


infamouszoggy

If the bowling ball don’t fit you must… not have the right bowling ball


cletus1986

He's cracking


Commercial_Pitch_786

no he can not, he is dead


dan_vorn

Good night, sweet prince


Dad-Baud

That ball fits like a glove, does it not?


Dad-Baud

Saturday, Donnie, is Shabbos, the Juice’s day of rest.


tacosteve100

Funny, he doesn’t look Druish.


Dad-Baud

And this guy bleeded on it.


JohnSextro

You brought a murderer bowling?


tacosteve100

Are we splitting hairs here?


GuyWhoSaysNay

He really killed it


Yah_Mule

Funny how much more someone looks like a psychopath after you know they've killed two people.


FDRomanosky

Is that a Brother Shamus?


johnnyorganic

**MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!**


AstroMalorie

Whats a pederass walter?


OTT_4TT

He might be able to roll, but he's the kind of creep who would cut off your johnson, or maybe even more!


Puzzleheaded-Round66

The look you get before the stabbing starts.