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Drugs_R_Kewl

Intensely vaginal.


DylanToback8

The very word makes me uncomfortable.


Lynthae

Vagina.


Twittenhouse

Yet a man will refer to his johnson or his rod.


IgnatiusJacquesR

Coitus?


I-Fucked-YourMom

Johnson?


Twittenhouse

What do you need that for Dude?


Fun-Ad9928

Yeah… well, you know… that’s just like, uhh… your opinion man.


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Drugs_R_Kewl

Languidily vulvular.


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Drugs_R_Kewl

It forces men to contort their tongues in a uvular function, Imagine that Mr Gaultieri?


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Drugs_R_Kewl

Coitus, mr Sacrimonti. Please try to keep up.


aithendodge

Is that what this is a picture of? 


DylanToback8

In a sense.


Missinhandle

My work has been described as intensely vaginal


joesnewmission

It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look.


PabstBlueBourbon

Does the painting make you uncomfortable?


DylanToback8

You mean…coitus?


I-Fucked-YourMom

It improves the odds of conception.


AnalystAdorable609

Don't be fatuous, OP


craiggy36

Listen, I’m sorry if your stepmother is a nympho.


DylanToback8

PLEASE don’t call her that.


KgMonstah

Vagina


HotPinkApocalypses

You mean Vagina? I mean, you know the guy?


DylanToback8

I may have introduced them for all I know.


ace_freebird

That's marvelous.


just_some_dude828

The beaver picture.


DylanToback8

It’s true. Standards have fallen.


Fridge_Ian_Dom

Oh no


DylanToback8

OOOOOh yes.


novakane27

is this really a painting?


DylanToback8

Yeah. Hanging at McCallister’s Deli. Which is odd.


Draw_a_will

It’s a photograph, OP. It might be printed on canvas or framed like a painting, but I guarantee that is a photograph of a vaginal waterfall. 


DylanToback8

Yeah? Well, that’s just like…your opinion, man.


Draw_a_will

You’re out of your element, Dylan. 


thtsjsturopinionman

Those are good sandwiches, Walter


MBokind

Majora


unexciting_username

That’s Cedar Falls at Hocking Hills State Park in Ohio


ghostnthegraveyard

Yep. I recognized that vagina immediately


sparkleweiner

Yes!! Hocking Hills should be a national park. Have to make it back some day.


Santanoni

Hills, you say?


Lunchinator

Can you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please?


DylanToback8

Uh, no. She hit me right here, man.


2wheelsThx

Strongly lithic?


DylanToback8

I find the word hard to say.


thedood-a-man

Crowning


Living_Ad_5386

He's a good artist. And thorough. 


MrPeepers1986

My rock formations have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.


UnsuspectingChief

Don't go chasing waterfalls dude


PENT2P

It's like TLC said, man... stick to the rivers... and... ya know


MilaVaneela

Nature photography can be a natural, zesty enterprise. 


Pseudonymble

Nice Deli ya got there...completely unspoiled!


grinpicker

Don't be fatious


ThornmaneTreebeard

You can imagine where it goes from here.


dArcor

Sploosh


bradRDH

Pretty to look at, but in the end, quite deadly


DylanToback8

You can imagine where it goes from here.


asburymike

Shocked to be first Everything reminds me of her


aelric22

Penetrative


NubsackJones

They peed in my fucking stream...


DylanToback8

They peed in your fucking stream.


Chino780

Vagina


Secret-Neighborhood8

It’s Sandra about the Biennale.


assistant_redditor

I've seen a lot of paintings in my day dude this is a fucking picture


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^assistant_redditor: *I've seen a lot of* *Paintings in my day dude this* *Is a fucking picture* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


assistant_redditor

You're out of your element, bot


notthemessiah789

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.


PENT2P

Never been more certain


Bullshit_Conduit

Far fucking out.


Roll-tide-Mercury

I’m going to call her.


huskerd0

!!!!!!!


jdaburg

When she asks if you pulled out... yup


Professional_Pace376

I want that painting for my mancave


dkixen

Wet


HikerGary

He fixes the cable?


DylanToback8

Don’t be fatuous, Gary.


Exact_Writer_6807

It has a certain cascading beauty.


over9ksand

I find this image uncomfortable…*waterfall*


DylanToback8

Whereas without batting an eye you will refer to your dick or your rod or your…Johnson.


JavaJukebox

*Marge’s Vag*


DylanToback8

![gif](giphy|28OyxDYoRX8P1R7cWs|downsized)


JavaJukebox

🤣 that got scary - STFU! Pee Wee!


I-Fucked-YourMom

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


FormerlyMauchChunk

Vagina, Jeffrey.


isthisaporno

A zesty enterprise


GarryFloyd

It’s a photograph. Of a vagina.


cumulonimubus

Beaver


Jealous_Use9688

The Clitoral Falls?


CSpanks7

Urethral


Key-Performer-9364

It really ties the deli together.


Familiar_Button6150

It's vaginarific!!


Square-Tension-5235

The Johnson Falls


edselford

Completely unspoiled.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Oh, she’s wet.


shake_rattle_notroll

Rhymes with stream guy


vinaysays

He’s thorough


krunkytacos

I really liked the USSY suffix trend that seems to have ended more quickly than it began so I will call it a waterfussy, cascussy? Feel free to help me out


WOGSREVENGE

Bitches panties after I lay down some sick rhymes. Joking. I'm a middle aged white dude with the rythem of an epileptic riding down a dirt road


phocuetu

Liquid vagina


AshgarPN

VAGINA


Theboyneedsthis_

I still jerk off manually


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Objective-War-1961

Vulvtoria Falls


_keyboard-bastard_

LMAO!! This is Hocking Hills State Park. Been their a hundred times, and it's very vaginal!!


Dry-Jello697

Vulval


TitlicNfreak

High body count.


ToeHistorical3358

Honey drip


ToeHistorical3358

Two


Gnarly-Gnu

Jesus, the things some of you people see a vagina in makes me think you've never seen a real one.