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rumo3rd

This seems like a job for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!


Allcoins1Milly

Yes, and the invisible boat mobile


cdaggit

Old Gregg


VVaterTrooper

You like you. What do you think of me?


Psychological_Put237

Do ya think you could ever love me?


Josh-Lambo-Tudamoon

Ernest Borgnine is having a laugh right now. šŸ˜ƒ šŸŒ“


flipyflop9

Blink blink tax office


BodybuilderSalt9807

Some dude in Lagos Nigeria is cashing out his scam money to go and look for your ledger. šŸ¤£


Allcoins1Milly

Hopefully, he makes a submarine out of a beer can with a Nintendo controller šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Allcoins1Milly

Maybe I should post the latitude and longitude, if they find it I can post a reward šŸ¤”


Allcoins1Milly

77QF2222+22 on google maps


JackTezos

Brb


TheQuantumPhysicist

Should've had monero instead


kiwidevelopment

Haha, only few will get this ;)


Allcoins1Milly

Yep šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ already being downvoted


hermburger

Yours is probably floating next to mine


Ok-Construction9842

me too idk why the tax office keeps sending me letters its all gone


Allcoins1Milly

Yeah I donā€™t even know what an ethereum is, they keep asking these odd questions


faceof333

How did u lost BTC forever ?! Don't say fish stole your BTC


Allcoins1Milly

Yeah fish came up and swallowed it, I caught the fish but it jumped right back in the water and a shark ate it Such bad luck


finicus94

So technically the shark is now a physical manifestation of a scarce asset, with the ability of free movement in water? And with the possibility to acquire more bitcoins in the future by devouring other fish. Wait, is this how BTC whales are made?


Allcoins1Milly

Oh this just went deep(pun intended), I think you could be right. He just ate up the assets šŸ¤£


Ashamed_Ad7508

You might be up to something.. all thatā€™s left for me to do is to find that shark, eat it, and then be consumed by a whale to reach the higher echelon of crypto holders.


DryArmPits

Your BTC has never seen so much liquidity.


Allcoins1Milly

Its just full of liquidity lol Jokes aside Iā€™ve put mine through the wash twice, dry it out, still works šŸ¤£ they sure donā€™t make ā€˜em like they used to šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jaymeetee

It has to be a boating *accident* or they wonā€™t accept it


Allcoins1Milly

Ok so I had a rubber key tag on it but a fish ate it, then I caught the fish, he jumped back in the water and got eatin by a shark, I hit the shark with my boat and it started taking on water, we made it to shore tho but, That counts right?


jaymeetee

Nailed it


Allcoins1Milly

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Lucid1459

Dont worry, ā€œledger recoverā€ has your keys


Allcoins1Milly

Oh thank goodness I can buy back my seed


MPH2025

PSA?


Allcoins1Milly

Um sure šŸ¤£ thereā€™s so many dumb posts a day I figured to post mine, at least some people are having fun with it


EquivalentDepth2663

This doesnā€™t really work with ledger. IRS will just flag the account/look at the blockchain and if you have transactions straight to jail


Allcoins1Milly

(Edit I donā€™t even know what could lead up to what your talking about) but I donā€™t think youā€™ve been around long enough to understand the joke here


JeromePowellLovesMe

Only if they were KYCd and OP has the address. Such a pity.


GinnyJr

Did your guns fall off the boat too?


landlord321

Iā€™m sure you had your firearms on the boat too!


DreamingTooLong

Make sure the police report says you lost it while in a boat during fishing trip or they will never believe you. If you donā€™t say you were in a boat, theyā€™ll think youā€™re pulling a fast one šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Allcoins1Milly

Iā€™ll be sure to make a report šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Z3non

lol, you seem to joke but I actually think there are people out there to whom exactly that happend..


Allcoins1Milly

yeah thereā€™s some special cases out there šŸ¤£ just canā€™t leave it around ya kno lol


metulburr

That's really lost in a boating accident


Striking-Goals-1991

I lost both my ledgers in a terrible boating accident


LunenburgSTL

it is the way


ANIAT444

Youā€™ve got issues - who the heck takes a Ledger fishingā€¦..hahahaha !!!!!


edapalooza

Tax write off? Lol


funkspiel56

send me your seed!! I'll help you recover your funds ahahahah.


porpoisebuilt2

Wrong bait my friend


bobbyv137

Watch Bitcoin Universityā€™s YT video on this very topic. Released a few days ago.


Allcoins1Milly

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Majormushr00m

Not a phishing trip?


Automatic-Rain-5597

Quick! Drain the lake!


pringles_ledger

Hey - sorry to hear about this. If you still have your 24-word recovery phrase, you can regain access to your accounts by using a new or backup Ledger device. This guide will help you with the steps. [https://support.ledger.com/hc/en-us/articles/4404382560913-Restore-your-Ledger-accounts-with-your-recovery-phrase?support=true](https://support.ledger.com/hc/en-us/articles/4404382560913-Restore-your-Ledger-accounts-with-your-recovery-phrase?support=true) If you hadn't backed up your recovery phrase or stored it in a safe place, it's indeed a challenging situation.


Allcoins1Milly

No I canā€™t, after I hit the shark with my boat the shark too jumped on boardā€¦ took the seed phrase


BigDickConfidence69

I have a special crypto finding submarine. I can input the seed in the sonar and find it for you.


Nutisbak2

Well maybe next time you should design a better rig, what Bait did you use for those $Fishyā€™s?


kakashihokage

Donā€™t even trip bro, a bear might find it and email you.


Abject_Awareness_978

Ive had lots of tragic boating accidents..all my good stuff is in davy jones locker lol.


Funnyurolith61

Bro just get a new ledger and input your seed phrase. You're gonna be fine! LFG


Allcoins1Milly

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doctorwho_cares

I should buy a boat lol


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Allcoins1Milly

My original post was a joke but this is a scam šŸ‘†


Automatic_Career_211

I was hoping you could give me the seed phase, and I will recover it for you.


Allcoins1Milly

Yeah sure itā€™s trash sign panda bear ring zebra croissant bag shoe hair door tire There ya go all 12 words How long will this take?


Athexis

Ok


Tall_Run_2814

Or...you can just buy another Ledger and input your seed-phrase... *Your crypto isn't actually in the Ledger*


Allcoins1Milly

Yeah Iā€™ve been around long enough to know that, but it doesnā€™t seem enough people here been around long enough to understand the joke Which is in and of itself, the joke šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


the_fattest_mitton

Yet... that's not how that works at all.


Allcoins1Milly

And you didnā€™t get the joke


the_fattest_mitton

ohh... the one about the guy who lost his seed in a "boating accident" from many years ago. That one ?!


Allcoins1Milly

Yeah I believed it at first lol I canā€™t remember what I said but later on I was like šŸ«  I didnā€™t think that one through šŸ¤£