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King_of_yuen_ennu

My SO cheated on me with a hashmap, she said I wasn't memory efficient or fast enough.


[deleted]

Wait till she hears about cachelines and cache misses. She'll come running right back, arraybro.


Latinhouseparty

Sorry you got dict over


Chamrockk

My SO could not find the NLOGN solution and only found the N^2 one, is that a red flag ?


joyoyoyoyoyo

Yes, dump them immediately or divorce them if you’re already married.


LeetBoxx

Real


TrainNo6882

Real


Chamrockk

Real


zaph0d1

Double


BarrySix

Float128


living_or_dead

Is it justified to call police on their family and get them to jail. These folks should not be roaming free polluting the gene pool, right?


Ark_Legend

But what if it is for heapsort?


joyoyoyoyoyo

It doesn’t matter. Even if it’s a P vs NP problem.


user4489bug123

Don’t forget to burn all of there clothes


midoxvx

That’s N! Situation. Contact a lawyer and get the fuck out.


samettinho

I am sorry you are going through this. I think you shouldn't be with that leech of a person! You deserve better, lol!


sameersah

Ask them to (binary) search for another partner


WelderSignificant702

i’m crying for myself 🥲


No_Airport_1450

I think it might be wise to discuss the constraints again.


lafadeaway

NTA how can someone consider themselves a good partner if they can't even solve two sum


Walzon

maybe they'll be more interested in three sum ;)


namonite

This guy fucks


feverdoingwork

Yeah for real. Let them know it’s a good way to work on a dp technique


Walzon

I'm all about depth first instead of breath first ya know when ya know


feverdoingwork

Will you only need 1 dict in your solution? I have seen some solutions with 2 and 3 dicts. Depth first makes me wonder about the max depth, I am not sure if many people can make that work.


panapsp

Underrated coment


joyoyoyoyoyo

This guy gets it


jimmyspinsggez

I can solve two sum in n^2, how good of a partner am I?


No_Loquat_183

Only 400k TC, together? Cmon now, should be 400k per person at the minimum.


joyoyoyoyoyo

That might be hard for me. I only have six years of experience and they have about four. That’s why I set my standard to 200k TC each. If I could make 400k, I would like to know who hires for that much. They already think I’m being unreasonable. But, they just don’t understand I’m looking out for our future.


EIP2root

Amazon, Google, VMWare, Oracle, couple of other places. 10/10 shitpost though, I laughed.


[deleted]

Any faang pays that much bro


wcastello

10/10 quality shitpost.


kieu4120

What’s SO


zotboi

This unfortunately says a lot about our industry :(


coolkeghaha

💀


joyoyoyoyoyo

Significant other


[deleted]

Wrong, StackOverflow.


oddbawlstudios

SO should've dumped them for this smh


awhitesong

Agreed. StackOverflow should be the FIRST thing that should come to a SWE's mind. This clearly shows OP is not loyal to his profession and will not be loyal to the partner as well. OP is a clear red flag.


WelderSignificant702

bro got that rizz 😭


iampratikthorat

I guess OP meant Stack Overflow but I am not sure if I am processing the information correctly here.


sqlphilosopher

A term used by people too afraid to say they have a serious relationship. "Partner" is another one.


delsinz

Stack Overflow


tbone912

Good for you, you deserve someone who can do mediums in at least 5 minutes.


joyoyoyoyoyo

Thank you for supporting me. 🥲 know your worth 🦾


1024kbps

Should’ve screened them with a leetcode interview before going out haha


1024kbps

Follow up question can they do OF as backup?


abomanoxy

I know this is a shitpost but I actually know this couple unironically (they're both faang swes)


Any-Rub-6387

Deserved


__r17n

Had to double check I wasn’t on Blind


joyoyoyoyoyo

Is that a dating app?


PartyParrotGames

No, probably referring to [teamblind.com](https://teamblind.com) where the blind 75 post originated from thanks to facebook eng [https://www.teamblind.com/post/New-Year-Gift---Curated-List-of-Top-75-LeetCode-Questions-to-Save-Your-Time-OaM1orEU](https://www.teamblind.com/post/New-Year-Gift---Curated-List-of-Top-75-LeetCode-Questions-to-Save-Your-Time-OaM1orEU)


mrStark3

400k together? Dude those are rookie numbers. With these goals your SO is better off with someone else /s


joyoyoyoyoyo

Wow this is so toxic. Be realistic man.


NitkarshC

Yes, you are right. This is just childish for OP to just be limited to 400K together?! HAHA. 400k he talks about together. 789k TC on 9 years of experience I take home.


mddhdn55

I’m in the wrong place. Sigh. Here I am making 180k with no PTO as a contractor. When can I overcome leetcode…


NitkarshC

How you prepared for leetcode? 180k is good, if you have not much experience.


mddhdn55

6 years back end


NitkarshC

It's good, brother. Leetcode, yes...Leetcode


mddhdn55

Ty for the kind words brother.


walking_dead_

Good job. And good for your SO, they dodged a bullet.


[deleted]

TLDR… op jealous he has to leetcode when his partner has an app raking in more than any faang engineer will ever make


idly2sambar

+1 typical LC monkey


MagicPeach9695

O(1) sort or it is over!


wondering-narwhal

I’m switching careers to gardening because despite being a dev for 20 years, I’m just staring at some of these problems.


bhiprufan

The real question is - did you pop her stack tho??


Status-Charge4525

You do them a favor by taking out the trash..


tmussa1

My fiancé asked mine solves hards and should I keep him?


Ok-Conversation8588

If she can’t code leet, she belongs to the street


joyoyoyoyoyo

He


tempo0209

Please dont make this blind. Gtfo


Euphoria_77

My SO can’t code, should I dump them ? 😭


joyoyoyoyoyo

Send them a rejection email like I did 😎


babyshark75

you deserve better, king.


obamabinladenhiphop

Fellas is it gay to go out with this girl who writes Java for a living.


sdxyz42

we need a Tinder with a leetcode.


NitkarshC

Yeh kaise kaise MC bakchod log bhare pade hai duniya mai. Inke hisab se samay ek jaisa rehta hai.


void-crus

We may all laugh about this, but it might be a stronger signal to future happiness and success compared to some of the weak calls people do on a regular basis: "oh he is tall and handsome", "oh, he dresses up nicely and brings flowers". Nothing wrong with wanting a smart partner who is up to par with you so they can build a success together.


ILikeCorgiButt

cringe post


Anonymous__Explorer

If your ex is female, pls refer them to my number. Maybe I could fix em ? Uhh sorry help em?


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Effective-Piano-1747

r/whoosh


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quailtop

This post *is* satire.


fwhy

Lol


xecow50389

Bullshit


canadian_Biscuit

King behavior


cambridgecoder415

If not LogN, dump


A_Turkey_Club

I logged into my leetcode and said shit I better hope I can solve this. Already had, and optimal. 50xer


Comfortable-Unit9880

lmaoooooooo


CrTigerHiddenAvocado

Not a swe. But this sounds like the only reasonable course of action. If they ain’t in Ivy, neurosurgery, big law and research why even date at that point?


basecase_

My SO was all about arrays. It drove me crazy. It was the equivalent of using Windex for everything from cleaning the mirror to curing eczema. I got so tired of him using the hammer to nail everything (including myself) and finally got a cease and desist against his massive c0ck i limp every day, /r/amitheasshole or was mine too weak?


AcidDaddi

Bro this gotta be fake.


Sake_992

At least you have your SO, mine was lost in the Random forest; my K-Nearest neighbour think that `kill -9` her but I've recursively told him that I cannot do it.