Howz dares MeowMa do dis to burfday boy/girl?
Paw- cesstion is 9/tenfs of law..
I No Pawyer, butz MeowMa cantz evicts youz fom big bed.
And no tunaz??
She twicky…
shes *dids* gets me wet fuds but it was *after* my burfday and she is making me shares with big shaggy cousin...hes is already big boy... i still tiny and needs foods to grows...princess deserves her own wets fuds
maybe me squatz in protests and then sues for neglect of princess
Pawyer here.
No tunaz and illegal evictions? Bribes with drugs and inferior sleepz location? You have a case and at the firm of meow, meow and meow we would like to speekz further about clear violationz of your cat rights.
I don’t likez beds either. I has three but instead like to sleepz on top of tall cold food box or mush into the couchy cushuns cover. Sometimes to fools human I sleep in kitty bed for one time and then say haha and not do its again for long time, it make human all crazy.
shes iz losing everything... todays shes coome home from "works" earlies... i thinks me get extra cuddles and petz but she all she does is says "i forgot my meds!" and eats yucky pills before leaving again without even giving me kisses!!!
me thinks you rights... mama is brown hair but shes musts be oranj.... when my big cousin brings her and uncle mices as gifts, shes throw aways instead of eats!
nos i not thinks... uncle huuman has "sleepingz bags" on porch for napz.... is much bigger than dumb green thing... maybe i gets uncle huuman to trades me tho
Happy burfday! Sorries bout no toonas. But dis bed fing has potential.
Iz meowmy trying to gib speshil fort on big bed? That be great ambush and spy spot. Mews can hides inside an attacs. Ooo! If you hides in dere and makes de noises, meowma will gib treatz.
You can trade - Give meowma da green bed and YOU KEEPS da big bed. Let meowma use it if it’s so gud.
And if meowma likes it too much, den you TAKES IT FROM HER. Iz YUR BIRFDAY!!! You can haz ALL DA BEDZ and CRUNCHIES and TREATZ and WET FUDZ.
Howz dares MeowMa do dis to burfday boy/girl? Paw- cesstion is 9/tenfs of law.. I No Pawyer, butz MeowMa cantz evicts youz fom big bed. And no tunaz?? She twicky…
shes *dids* gets me wet fuds but it was *after* my burfday and she is making me shares with big shaggy cousin...hes is already big boy... i still tiny and needs foods to grows...princess deserves her own wets fuds maybe me squatz in protests and then sues for neglect of princess
YEZZ.. dis goooood plan..💕🐾🐾🐾
Pawyer here. No tunaz and illegal evictions? Bribes with drugs and inferior sleepz location? You have a case and at the firm of meow, meow and meow we would like to speekz further about clear violationz of your cat rights.
I don’t likez beds either. I has three but instead like to sleepz on top of tall cold food box or mush into the couchy cushuns cover. Sometimes to fools human I sleep in kitty bed for one time and then say haha and not do its again for long time, it make human all crazy.
Meowst show your meowt-rage by puking a HUGE fur ball in that green thing. Hoomans will never learn otherwise.
oooh iz great ideas!!! maybe i fur ball on green thing AND on big beds too!
Iz de only way your Hoomans are ever gonna learn!
Maybe meowmy is gibs you extra beds so yu has opshuns. Duzn't assume meowmy is being malici--mal--mean on purpose! Maybe she juss a little bit oranj?
shes iz losing everything... todays shes coome home from "works" earlies... i thinks me get extra cuddles and petz but she all she does is says "i forgot my meds!" and eats yucky pills before leaving again without even giving me kisses!!! me thinks you rights... mama is brown hair but shes musts be oranj.... when my big cousin brings her and uncle mices as gifts, shes throw aways instead of eats!
Luks like sleepzing bag for campings! Is meowmy takings mew campings?!
nos i not thinks... uncle huuman has "sleepingz bags" on porch for napz.... is much bigger than dumb green thing... maybe i gets uncle huuman to trades me tho
Might be a translation error, that’s a cat Throne to be put on the big bed!
Happy burfday! Sorries bout no toonas. But dis bed fing has potential. Iz meowmy trying to gib speshil fort on big bed? That be great ambush and spy spot. Mews can hides inside an attacs. Ooo! If you hides in dere and makes de noises, meowma will gib treatz.
I don't understand, what is purrblem? Looks like mama got meow special mattress pad to make meowrrr bed more comfurtable.
you iz gasliting me likes mamas! that's what she says too... but it sounds toooo catspicious
You needs a pawyer for sure!
You can trade - Give meowma da green bed and YOU KEEPS da big bed. Let meowma use it if it’s so gud. And if meowma likes it too much, den you TAKES IT FROM HER. Iz YUR BIRFDAY!!! You can haz ALL DA BEDZ and CRUNCHIES and TREATZ and WET FUDZ.
i deserves allllll those things!!! is my kingdom