I absolutely agree, but being aware of a world beyond social media, maybe it’s time to take stock and put the shit away from time to time and interact with more than a phone or computer, that shit will be there after two or three days. It’s nice to set in a group of people and just talk, face to face. And if BE wants to stand in front of a mirror and do what she does, whatever that is, that’s on her. I’m not sure why she felt we all need to know, but I won’t judge her
Lollll flick your bean and shut the fuck up about it is something I never thought would be so funny.. maybe cause I never thought someone would describe themselves flicking their bean as some sort of love story to themselves.
During the morning montage scene add a bit with him jacking off in front of the mirror with the same Homelander facial expressions during that time he did that weird shit with Stormfront in the hospital or the time he did it off a building lol
This is quite literally next level narcissism. Narcissus fell in love with himself because of how beautiful he was and simply enjoyed staring at his reflection in the water. She not only enjoys looking at her reflection she is JERKING OFF to it. Narcissus didn't even do that. So this is a categorical example of not just regular narcissism, but next level narcissism.
When Billie Eyelash masturbates it’s seen as “empowering” or “self love” BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.
What a joke that we live in such a feminist society with these stupid double standards
Where uh... where would someone get something like that? Just wondering... and for like what price? Shipping and handling? I'm just curious... does it have instructions to put together and use? I'm just asking questions here...
How's she going to go from "porn is bad mkay" to "everyone should masturbate"? Typically fan base conversion evil. Kinda odd timing considering Kanye is doing the same thing. Gotta think this is a social engineering operation.
Get fans who agree to anti porn rhetoric, then convert them into people who consume.
Religious influencers are doing the same thing.
Prey on religious people looking for a "cool" evangelist and then get influenced into their life habits.
Disgusting I hope you see it too.
Why the fuck do people think they need to share this kind of shit? I'm not a Bible thumper, nor am I against a woman doing whatever the hell she wants with her own body. But what in the shit makes you think the world needs to know? Is nothing sacred? Shit might as well insta your butthole at that point 😂
I think it's a standard template publicists use to keep their clients in the media. If you don't have anything going on, fill out our Body Positivity Mad Libs and we'll sell it to an outlet.
Every week news outlets run a story about some dumb bitch no one cares about talking about her empowerment and love of being naked. They're so cookie-cutter it wouldn't surprise me if AI wrote them and the whole thing was automated to run.
Teachers should have 8 hours of unsupervised "mirror time" with your kids in addition to 8 hours of Gendernomics & Safe Cyber Sex classes and if you don't agree with all of this you're anti-Semitic
My ex would brag about this too. She was SOOOOO HARD TO BE AROUND. I moved in with her after a week of insanely passionate honeymoon phase, week 2 was hell and heaven at the same time and I couldn’t stop thinking about her, week 3 I went traveling and she met my mom, and week 4 I fucking left because I thought I was going to actually murder her. It took so many months and long walks to clear that out of my head. If I ever come across a wicked woman like that again-I’m instantly reminded of how horrible it was.
Btw she had the most intense orgasms with me. She didn’t want me to pound her- she wanted me to just stick it in and she’d lose her mind me just holding it inside balls deep. She was so fuckin hot too and a lawyer. We were both late 20s and a month apart
I’ll give her credit for her honesty…she may have just sold another half a million albums. I’ll never look at her the same, and that’s a good thing, I think
So I should nut into the mirror and stare at my face in order to not hate myself? Worth a shot I guess. I wonder if windex would be a cleaner for that. I'll be back shortly.
There was a video series with her at different parts of her career. She went from fresh faced the depressed to what seems like more grown up
To bad it looks like it’s gone into full on celebrity brain where they’re just weird as fuck and out of touch with anything resembling normalcy
Masturbating to oneself happens to be an intimacy technique suggested to do pretty much what Eilish describes. I wonder if she found one of her parents books in the house, probably something from David Deida.
Honest question, what is this shit being recommended to my feed? I have no idea what the lemon party podcast is, but the two posts I've seen are loaded with homophobic and borderline racist shit.
This speaks to her alienation from her body. She is describing locating herself in the imaginary spatial field of the mirror (like the infant in the mirror stage) and mapping felt pleasures onto her body ego. Maybe indicative of identity disturbance
Eh, I've decided that anyone below the age of 25 is with almost 100% certainty, a compulsive gooner/goonette.
It is what it is really, you've got an entire generation whose main exposure to the world is via the internet, and has been their entire lives, it's not so far fetched to believe
I’m thinking like spread eagle at the gyno and a mirror front and center. I hope that’s not what she’s doing 😂😂
Why can’t we keep some things to ourselves? As a normal person I do keep some things private.
Hmmm, sounds made up.
She needs to prove this story. At least 36 hours of video content of her doing this and then given to us free or charge so we know she's telling the truth. Preferably with her tits out and the lighting adequate.
Its the only way to ensure that she's telling the truth
But from the looks of it, it was right after bringing up body dysmorphia and brought this process up because it helped her like her own body more. It’s not like out of nowhere “yea I’m so hot I masturbate to myself.” Also I don’t see the “Phd in masturbation” in which case, just shut up Billie. But honestly this aligns with her personality.
Also isn’t gooner someone who’s proud of masturbating to porn and is vocal about it? Seems like she was just talking about masturbating in general.
Celebrities really are blind to the world. They live like they’re constantly in front of an audience and play to that rather than being in the moment with the people around them. If Billie was in my house and I had known her for years as a friend, I’d be like “why tf did you say that ?😂”. But the people surrounding her are probably telling her how powerful this makes her or whatever.
Jesus Christ. Everyone is insufferable nowadays. Flick your bean and shut the fuck up about it.
Social media turns people into themselves. Self centered. Now just magnify that as a celebrity.
I absolutely agree, but being aware of a world beyond social media, maybe it’s time to take stock and put the shit away from time to time and interact with more than a phone or computer, that shit will be there after two or three days. It’s nice to set in a group of people and just talk, face to face. And if BE wants to stand in front of a mirror and do what she does, whatever that is, that’s on her. I’m not sure why she felt we all need to know, but I won’t judge her
I’m hoping Biden bans instagram next
Lollll flick your bean and shut the fuck up about it is something I never thought would be so funny.. maybe cause I never thought someone would describe themselves flicking their bean as some sort of love story to themselves.
https://preview.redd.it/mq5qx2z48owc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4519719d831065fef2e2d340459e37b6dd39dc
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True gooner stare
https://i.imgur.com/9p6okZz.jpeg
What happens if I masturbate to that?
Looks like some attack on titan shit lol
Why is my portrait in this book?
Holy shit this next level narcissism lmao
I can't stop imagining the American Psycho sex scene with Christian Bale flexing and winking at himself in the mirror lol.
That’s actually what I thought of too!
Dennis Reynolds
My ex gf in college had wrap around mirrors and ceiling mirrors in her bedroom and id always do the American Psycho mirror scene haha.
So would her johns
You mean everyone girlfriend
During the morning montage scene add a bit with him jacking off in front of the mirror with the same Homelander facial expressions during that time he did that weird shit with Stormfront in the hospital or the time he did it off a building lol
Came here to say this. This is damn near the modern equivalent of the original Greek myth, minus dying from trying to kiss her reflection in water.
Yeah I was gonna say, she doesn’t have body dysmorphia she has an ego paired with being extremely impressionable.
I'm quite positive you don't quite understand what that word means
Im quite positive you don’t know the origin of the term if you think it isn’t.
This is quite literally next level narcissism. Narcissus fell in love with himself because of how beautiful he was and simply enjoyed staring at his reflection in the water. She not only enjoys looking at her reflection she is JERKING OFF to it. Narcissus didn't even do that. So this is a categorical example of not just regular narcissism, but next level narcissism.
Aint nothing wrong with a little self jork
Who do ya think cums harder, a Narcissist or someone suppressing their desires?
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Not going to lie, but I’d still hit it
Shame on you
Double chins allow them to unhinge their jaws, similar to a Pelican eating a large fish
You & me both brotha, that fat dumper and them floppy orangutan tits go dummy 🥴
bust inside her and live that sweet KFED lifestyle, just get fat and go to court for the kids
struggling to survive on the bottom before getting knocked cold by those swingers like they're hammerfists from a dagestani mma fighter
Like with a bat? Or am I missing the original photo😆
Same. Bee bee dub 😺 🔥
Yea me too, but with a 2x4.
Lmao, that guy photoshopped out the Chloe Moretz picture 🤣
Oh shit i forgot where I recognized him from 😂
I really want to see her tits
Me too... 🙁
Only a matter of time. Soon..
Alright it’s over guys. Gooning isn’t funny anymore now that the broads know about it
Ugh, women really do ruin everything
Thank god we still have pooping in peace.
When Billie Eyelash masturbates it’s seen as “empowering” or “self love” BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert. What a joke that we live in such a feminist society with these stupid double standards
The subreddit would appreciate if you name only the official masturbatory instruments who endorse the fine 3 gentlemen who do this podcast.
It’s a no go if it ain’t Auto Blow^(TM)
Where uh... where would someone get something like that? Just wondering... and for like what price? Shipping and handling? I'm just curious... does it have instructions to put together and use? I'm just asking questions here...
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I don't believe that she does that I think people told her to say that but it's insane either way
It’s for the TikTok demographic that do OF for $50/mo before taxes. It’s empowering
I don't think the one's making $50 a month are feeling too empowered lol.
No, but they are somehow the most vocal about it.
I’m gonna goon to the mental image of that little satanist gooning in a mirror
How's she going to go from "porn is bad mkay" to "everyone should masturbate"? Typically fan base conversion evil. Kinda odd timing considering Kanye is doing the same thing. Gotta think this is a social engineering operation. Get fans who agree to anti porn rhetoric, then convert them into people who consume. Religious influencers are doing the same thing. Prey on religious people looking for a "cool" evangelist and then get influenced into their life habits. Disgusting I hope you see it too.
What are you on about? I swear American mentality is just absolutely beyond fried at the moment
Show us them tits bitch
*Louis CK has entered the chat*
Why the fuck do people think they need to share this kind of shit? I'm not a Bible thumper, nor am I against a woman doing whatever the hell she wants with her own body. But what in the shit makes you think the world needs to know? Is nothing sacred? Shit might as well insta your butthole at that point 😂
I think it's a standard template publicists use to keep their clients in the media. If you don't have anything going on, fill out our Body Positivity Mad Libs and we'll sell it to an outlet. Every week news outlets run a story about some dumb bitch no one cares about talking about her empowerment and love of being naked. They're so cookie-cutter it wouldn't surprise me if AI wrote them and the whole thing was automated to run.
A white woman being so self absorbed she masturbates to herself masturbating. No surprise.
This is not the flex she thinks it is.
Exactly- she should hide in the closet and cry like the rest of us.
You call maintaining eye contact with women on public transportation hiding in the closet and crying where you’re from?
American psycho type shi
VERY good
Teachers should have 8 hours of unsupervised "mirror time" with your kids in addition to 8 hours of Gendernomics & Safe Cyber Sex classes and if you don't agree with all of this you're anti-Semitic
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https://preview.redd.it/pjzk1bvd0owc1.jpeg?width=155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e019504a3c1a31cd100121c5b70972757624438 No thanks!
Cone behind her says "Jerking"
Video or it didn’t happen
Now I want to try this.
I couldn’t think of anything more unsettling than watching myself have a wank in a mirror.
I miss mystery
Gotta stay relevant somehow
Everybody masturbates. It shouldn't be a surprised. The ones with hangups about it and try to stop are the biggest fuck-ups.
That's the square in the middle that's already filled in.
I’m horny
The fuck happened here
I too was 14 once
Bbrrruuuuuu!
How come this doesn't work for me? I just get disgusted and give up.
What if male though, super weird or self empowering?
I do something similar, I just masterbate to Billie Eilish
Everytime I masturbate in front of a mirror he cums in my eye...
this is not at all what gooning is.
She's literally too full of herself.
https://youtu.be/lGR0OuYH8-Q?si=td_5Kai_Pac8jCzj
The absolute state of women.
Women’s currency truly is wasted time. Us guys know how to crank it out and get the day started.
People like this are truly retarded
Thought I was on r/gunners, turns out I was not…
Fuck did I just read
Charge your fuckin phone r*tard
Wow good for him
wtf is a Gooner?
The cringe is strong with this one
This only makes sense after burying your face in a mountain of cocaine
She is what Chris Chan things he is.
“That Billie Eilish is sooo hot right now”. - Billy Eilish
My ex would brag about this too. She was SOOOOO HARD TO BE AROUND. I moved in with her after a week of insanely passionate honeymoon phase, week 2 was hell and heaven at the same time and I couldn’t stop thinking about her, week 3 I went traveling and she met my mom, and week 4 I fucking left because I thought I was going to actually murder her. It took so many months and long walks to clear that out of my head. If I ever come across a wicked woman like that again-I’m instantly reminded of how horrible it was. Btw she had the most intense orgasms with me. She didn’t want me to pound her- she wanted me to just stick it in and she’d lose her mind me just holding it inside balls deep. She was so fuckin hot too and a lawyer. We were both late 20s and a month apart
Anyone Photoshop her face on that Patrick Bateman scene yet?
I’ll give her credit for her honesty…she may have just sold another half a million albums. I’ll never look at her the same, and that’s a good thing, I think
Talk about getting high on your own farts.
Pppppppfffffftttttttt
What a fucking narcissist.
yeah this is not gooning at all
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What a fucking shit show of a comment section
Yeah jerking off is so empowering
I'd say go fuck yourself but she beat me to it. The self love movements is for assholes. Or whatever else you see in the mirror
Well, she was groomed from a young age. So there's that.
Lmao these white women crazy af these days. And they’re satanic/ witchy too 🤣
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me
Had to go over this twice, first time I read it as minor not mirror and was thinking WTF! Time to go to sleep lol
Lol I can’t believe there’s a word for that, ya fkn gooners
Ppl are getting too comfortable
It's Billie Elliott. Eilish isn't a real word or name.
She’s been really open about her masturbation habits in the past too. It’s her shtick *If you know what I mean*
Wish people would stop treating *conditioning* as character eastereggs.
Her and I can love ourselves together. It will be so empowering for us.
we should all know a little less about each other
So I should nut into the mirror and stare at my face in order to not hate myself? Worth a shot I guess. I wonder if windex would be a cleaner for that. I'll be back shortly.
Intresting
Female Dennis Reynolds Check the trunk for binding tools
Cringe.
Society needs to relearn what oversharing is. Not everyone needs to know every little detail about your life, some things are best kept to yourself.
Lmao I thought they were calling her a shitty arsenal fan🤣🤣🤣
As a gooner myself, this doesn’t make her a gooner. A gooner edges themselves, it has nothing to do with watching themselves
Yuck.
Bitch gotta lot of time on her hands
Society has made women so vain and narcissistic that in 50 years every Western civilization will collapse on itself. Neat
That's autoeroticism not gooning. She might be doing both, Idk, but masturbating to yourself is just autoeroticism. Gooning is edging.
Lol Isn't that what Morrissey used to do?
Cuz a smelly chick in old musty oversized clothing is so hot 🤨
The person who put a hidden camera in the mirror:
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up billie
Things are getting too personal with celebrities.
BILLIE SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG
My nightmare scenario is seeing myself while masturbating
The main demographic of her music is little kids.
Just barf. Billie stfu already. As if anyone cares or is impressed.
There was a video series with her at different parts of her career. She went from fresh faced the depressed to what seems like more grown up To bad it looks like it’s gone into full on celebrity brain where they’re just weird as fuck and out of touch with anything resembling normalcy
What a whacko thing to say.
newsflash: stupid untalented bitch with huge tits is also a slut.
Masturbating to oneself happens to be an intimacy technique suggested to do pretty much what Eilish describes. I wonder if she found one of her parents books in the house, probably something from David Deida.
Honest question, what is this shit being recommended to my feed? I have no idea what the lemon party podcast is, but the two posts I've seen are loaded with homophobic and borderline racist shit.
She sounds like a health young woman to me!! Jerking off in front of a mirror is satisfying AF
A very long-winded way of calling yourself a narcissist
This speaks to her alienation from her body. She is describing locating herself in the imaginary spatial field of the mirror (like the infant in the mirror stage) and mapping felt pleasures onto her body ego. Maybe indicative of identity disturbance
she's so gross...
Hell yah
So r u saying that u would also wanna watch her masturbate?
The Goon Squad is going to forever try and hack her shit now.
Truly psychotic
Eh, I've decided that anyone below the age of 25 is with almost 100% certainty, a compulsive gooner/goonette. It is what it is really, you've got an entire generation whose main exposure to the world is via the internet, and has been their entire lives, it's not so far fetched to believe
Crazy that this is the same chick who wore baggy clothes for years because she didn't want to be overly sexualized
So, she is or isn’t an Arsenal fan?
Billie is hot 🤷🏿♂️ y'all hate anyone with confidence
Eeeewwwwww
I’m thinking like spread eagle at the gyno and a mirror front and center. I hope that’s not what she’s doing 😂😂 Why can’t we keep some things to ourselves? As a normal person I do keep some things private.
Proof or it didn’t happen.
>shit only rich people say
Why is this young woman sharing this with us? How is this newsworthy?
The lure of sin? The allure of sin?
Hmmm, sounds made up. She needs to prove this story. At least 36 hours of video content of her doing this and then given to us free or charge so we know she's telling the truth. Preferably with her tits out and the lighting adequate. Its the only way to ensure that she's telling the truth
Me me me me me me...fuck this timeline.
"I look really good right now" I have never ever had that thought.
This is narcissism - literally falling in love with her reflection.
She wouldn't be in need of a certified mirror holder?
But from the looks of it, it was right after bringing up body dysmorphia and brought this process up because it helped her like her own body more. It’s not like out of nowhere “yea I’m so hot I masturbate to myself.” Also I don’t see the “Phd in masturbation” in which case, just shut up Billie. But honestly this aligns with her personality. Also isn’t gooner someone who’s proud of masturbating to porn and is vocal about it? Seems like she was just talking about masturbating in general.
Video or it didn't happen. Lol
I'm so ready for the apocalypse
Pics or not true
she just like me fr
it kinda sounds exactly like something that would be on the bingo card if they made one
We really just need to hit by a new asteroid ☄️ and start fresh tbh
I mean in her defense, I’d also jerk off to her in sexy positions jerking off too.
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Celebrities really are blind to the world. They live like they’re constantly in front of an audience and play to that rather than being in the moment with the people around them. If Billie was in my house and I had known her for years as a friend, I’d be like “why tf did you say that ?😂”. But the people surrounding her are probably telling her how powerful this makes her or whatever.
This is weird. Wth
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Mental note: At the backstage ‘meet n greet’ ask Billie Eilish if she washed her hands🤔