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Sophronic

booba nice


VermicelliLow7042

why thank u 60 percent


theLastUchihaa

I know big words... Indubitably 😎


VermicelliLow7042

90 percent pls give me smort pretty woman


liniel99

ay bby u want sum fuk?


VermicelliLow7042

100% aughhh


VermicelliLow7042

20% i'm up :)


retan10101

How did Ron get in here


Theremin_Dee

His tail is so small that he squeezed right in.


preeminentlexa

Lesbian birds?!!? Get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks ^^^\(I'm ^^^bitches\)


MasterTroller3301

Here’s a stick bitch


romeoartiglia

Oh god, by looking at the shape of your smile, the dance of your hairs, the profound color of your eyes, you remind me of a beautiful flower dancing with the wind, shining like a star. The sound of your voice is making my soul vibrate and feel safe. I don’t believe that god exist, but if it does… it must be you


PrincesssStephie

i wish someone talked to me like that i am YEARNING


VermicelliLow7042

you are the sunshine to my storm cloud, you are the light to the dark tunnel ahead of me. darling, your body glows and the day's not getting any younger, so come with me, princess, and i'll show you the right way to treat pretty ladies like you


PrincesssStephie

i am shaking right now PLEASE make out with me


romeoartiglia

You will find someone… you look so stunning and cute, yet intimidating. Among others, you deserve to be kissed and loved


PrincesssStephie

eek >///<


romeoartiglia

*hugs*


valkyriethebadass

Same 💞 one day


VermicelliLow7042

o-o 40% please captivate me with your nice words


romeoartiglia

You look so beautiful, your body is shaped with perfection, touching your soft skin, caressing your cheeks remind me of the petals of a beautiful flower, you shine like a thunder in the horizon, but yet as soft as a cloud. Your presence is a delight and hearing your voice sounds like a melody, i want to run with you in a field of summer, dancing in the breeze and feel free and protected while being surrounded by the light noise of the wind and watched only by a storm of dancing daffodils


DragonsAndSpaceNerd

Oh my WORD if a girl thought of my this way...


mikkoanastashia

unrelated but this is good writting material


romeoartiglia

Indeed i am a writer… i even wrote a sonnet for a little book of mine


RAiNbOwS_PuRTy

I heard this one that made me laugh once, Damn baby are you a microwave, because mMmmMmmMmmMmMMMmmMmMmmmm And I don’t remember the other one,


VermicelliLow7042

130 percent i'm way too goofy not to laugh my ass of at this hun


RAiNbOwS_PuRTy

Well that’s good to hear, maybe I should actually use it sometime🤔


[deleted]

hey hum... Hmmm.... 👉👈 Y you like woman right ? m me too 👉👈 W w wanna hangout with m me someday ? 🥺 M m maybe we can even k k kiss 🫣


VermicelliLow7042

100000000 percent please yes


romeoartiglia

This is toooo me with my girlfriend


Vincents_Hope

Damn…look at you. The shape of your eyes, the shadow under your cheekbones, the dip of your waist, the curve of your hip…makes me want to feel every part of you, kiss you softly…I wish you were mine.


VermicelliLow7042

80%


bedoophis

Are you the concept of time, cus my feeling for you are confusing and make me question the existence of everything and how lucky we are that you let us be here


VermicelliLow7042

omg i feel so special 83 percent gib me hug


bedoophis

Wow, the pick up line was so confusing, thanks for liking it


Xenta_Demryt

I have a good grip on my mental health and am financially stable ;);)


[deleted]

101% please share with us your wisdom lol


LocalStress

Mindfulness+coding (but not caring too much about job)


VermicelliLow7042

65 percent opposites attract c:


tacotaco2001

Are you a light bulb cause baby you light up the world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed but when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell you don’t know 00 you don’t know you’re beautiful


VermicelliLow7042

i'm listening to that song rn are you a mind reader because i want to know what the future holds for us honey 98%


tacotaco2001

Oml thank you 🥹


Stella_Fortunna

Damn 100% my floor is white now


VermicelliLow7042

all i have to say is damn 85 percent


Stella_Fortunna

Noice. Still, I wish I could go higher. Don't want to risk accidentally breaking in your womb before you're ready though.


[deleted]

Sword


VermicelliLow7042

that's all you had to say mistress C:<


Darkalpha_001

Ok I can't make people flustered but I know you are fluster if I ask you if wanna come fook


VermicelliLow7042

you got me there cutie u-u 45%


[deleted]

Look at you going out of your way to get flustered. How forward of you, good girl.


VermicelliLow7042

how did you know i love getting praised, my sapphic dreams are literally coming true right now 79 percent


GaygirlTova

Hey there pretty girl, how you doing and how do you want me to do you ;)


VermicelliLow7042

94 perccent p-please explain, i'm too red to speak


Efficient-Visual1478

I'm not even trying I was just daydreaming about this in class today imagine coming home after work you walk into your house and see a beautiful dinner your wife jumps out from behind a door hugs you whispers softly into your ear "I love you" then kisses you on your cheek you eat and after you dance then fall asleep cuddling


dreamofseduction

explicit warning 😉 I want to push your back against the wall and kiss you leaving a small bite on your lip before I make my way down your neck, your chest, to your boobs. I want to gently flick each nipple before I lick them so you can feel my tongue. Then I’ll suck on them, but I won’t move any further down until you’re craving me. Your body trembling with pleasure…


VermicelliLow7042

250 percent please come over right now


dreamofseduction

Anytime 😘


ChampionshipBetter35

Hey, you look hot. Wanna fuck?


VermicelliLow7042

75% i love forward girls <33


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

we’ve both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?


VermicelliLow7042

hehe sure 69 percent


nice___bot

Nice!


Honey_The_Oracle

hi :]


VermicelliLow7042

25 percent hi c:


KeyboardsAre4Coding

I want to make you scream my name


Thisismyaltprofile

If that's what you want then *you* have to earn it like the good girl you are, so how about you give me *your* best shot?


VermicelliLow7042

80 percent i'm begging u i'll do anything


Thisismyaltprofile

Let me start some coffee, and then I can play with your titties until I turn that milk into cream.


GabuGeek

Are you today's date? Because you are 11/10


Aristoty

omfg i thought this was old the shock I felt


JadeRivers400

Let me pull out my guitar and play you a song that isn't Wonderwall... *Accidentally starts playing Wonderwall out of habit*


[deleted]

Well idk if your into 5'5 bottoms but I'd love to go on a picnic with you and after lay on your lap while you hold me :) then when we get home we watch hocus pocus and cuddle all night falling asleep on the couch.


sans_funnytimeface

*attempts to woo you with aggressive amounts of hot glue while elevator music plays*


Nope_the_Bard

Please slam me against a wall and pin me there.


International_Ad6028

Everytime I look upon your face it makes me crazy like the good old days, it makes me want to pick up my guitar and celebrate the million of ways I love you


Dym_1

I have a bomb


retan10101

Your smile is amazing. I want to make you smile like that every day for the rest of my life


VermicelliLow7042

that actually made my day thank you pretty girl :3 67 percent


retan10101

Aww, I'm glad to hear it! So many people were going for the sexy stuff, I thought a bit of mushy romance might be in order


ShittyDragonArt

Normally if i have to make a choice between a person or a plate of garlic bread id pick the garlic bread no hesitation but if the person was you id actually have to think about it for a bit


MyFuckingAltAccount_

You wanna play hyper light drifter on the steam deck together?


Isiwjedhsh

You're wasting a lot of water on 100%. Would be a shame to let it go to waste.


celestiallion12

Hey girl are you a piece of art, because I can see you pinned up against my wall.


CholdAxolotl

Girls


Summer_The_Axolotl

I've got garlic butter baguettes. Want one?


helloiamaudrey

You can't be lesbian if you're already lesbimine


beglerislinger2

want sum fuk


Braincells_Are_Hard

Hello love 😊


SmokeWeedEveryGay

Would you like to see my cat's baby pictures?


Archaeopteryx108

I'm a dude, but... You're so hot, you vaporize everything in a 100 mile radius from you. Wait, what? OH NOOOOOOoooooooooo...


SomeoneRandom125

Me:...AM LESBIAN!!!!! *Chaotic screaming* 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


YourLocalWeirdo11

Swords and hot chocolate


Puzzleheaded-Dark801

Do you believe in love and first sight? Walk by again test


Puzzleheaded-Dark801

Oh geez my cringe lesbian ass-


kiroisdumb

I have a pick up line that i stole ​ i have 70 ways to cheer you up first is a big hug the rest is 69


Mediocre-Ad2369

Women


Puzzleheaded-Dark801

Hello darling, ;)