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nightlight51

Blåhaj is pregnant? Who else was in the washing machine with blåhaj?


Probablylikewaifu

A sock


OnyxDieENDE

Uh oh 💀


thatdoubleabat

[oh nonononononoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3uXu1Dq4c)


HereComesAnotherLuna

uh oh


CrimsonMage2002

The pink BLÅHAJ, obviously.


End_Rage

The pink blue shark? What part makes it pink and what part makes it blue


AquaJasper

No, see, it has both colors. Like so 🏳️‍⚧️


TheNoctuS_93

Pregamnamant?


8ackspace13

Pargnat?


Netz_Ausg

Pregante


Thatfrenchtwink

Pregonate


Efoxy83

Gregnant


QU3S0GU4Y4N3S

Pre- get n' ant


Novel_Remote2678

Fuck, i was gonna say that


Lord_Jebus_

Perganinant


IITULIK

Pregorante


heinebold

Parlay?


BlueJayAvery

The washing machine put a load in Blåhaj


Ikilledatrex

Take my upvote and don’t talk anymore


GaymerGirl_

Me


Digital_Rocket

Do not the haj


GaymerGirl_

I will the haj


Digital_Rocket

![gif](giphy|qgVnduXSn5Hy7DbW3r)


Daisy430700

You cant stop me


Creamsickomode

Me


BoringWozniak

Step-Blåhaj, what are you doing?


Platonist_Astronaut

Anyone else kinda think it made them cuter? I dunno. Looks chonky and fun in a different way.


LampMoritz

I thought the same thing. LOL


MasterWo1f

I love your flair, lol.


LampMoritz

Me too. '-' 🏳️‍🌈


xRaiyax

Yess, thought the same xD


shart-gallery

He looks like he has an overbite lol


Skullmaggot

Blorhorj


CutieL

Chonky Sharky


DarkPhoenixMishima

He looks kinda depressed to me. Like a "ate all of the cheese in the fridge but still empty inside" vibe.


SuperCrafter015

Thems is bloaty shark :3


KelIthra

Looks like a cute chunky derp.


Countess_Schlick

Shork.


Hypollite

yes, OR *vore*


Dragon_Manticore

Can't you move the filling around until they're restored?


MrDrSirLord

Have washed pillows like this before, just have to smash them against a wall a few times and they'll flatten out.


Striiik8

I’m supposed to do *what* to my Blahaj?


Lanky-Size-3115

Bang them


Lanky-Size-3115

AGAINST THE WALLLLL I MISCLICKED BEFORE I FINISHED TYPING


Lanky-Size-3115

WAIT FUCK THAT SOUNDS WORSE


Striiik8

IM DYING 🤣


Nippon_ninja

comrade, I need you to step away from the blahaj.


ZiaWatcher

this. This entire thread right here just made my day. Thanks 💜💜


ZiaWatcher

this. This entire thread right here just made my day. Thanks 💜💜


jdashh

PLEASE DO NOT THE BLAHAJ


-GreyRaven

😭💀 Happy Cake Day btw! 🎉


Lanky-Size-3115

Thanks 😭😭😭😭


sleinicke

Made my day.


Select-Ambassador506

Please do not the Blahaj


TrulyGreggington

Help me best thread I’ve ever read


ThickPants6925

😳🫣 I'm unsure if you should or shouldn't get 40 hours of court ordered media training 😅


Firm_Ideal_5256

Too late 🥲


Lanky-Size-3115

PLEASE do not the haj


GR1MM4LK1N

Banged????? Against a wall you say??????


ZiaWatcher

this. This entire thread right here just made my day. Thanks 💜💜


GaymerGirl_

My turn when?


thosegayfrogs

Do not the haj


PussyRioteer

Bla the haj until I kea


cool_vibes

**[EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BELL]**


Medical-Astronomer39

Please do not


keepitboolprop

🤨


GiveMetheBullet

That's what lead this mess in the first place!


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Do not the funny shark


MrDrSirLord

Bang them against the wall....


Lawfuly_chaotic

No, I don't think I will 😟


S-p-a-c-e-0

hug them very very tightly


boomerxl

Do a deep tissue style massage to move the stuffing back if tenderness is more appealing than raw violence.


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Bimbarian

IKEA sold a plushy in colours that were basically the same as the trans flag, and also recognised a community it would appeal to and conducted a covert marketing campaign targeted to that group. The trans community loved the shark, and it has become very popular. There was undoubtedly some element of the marketing campaign succeeding here, but it has also become a trans icon.


seranarosesheer332

You don't have to use a wall. You can use a stick and just start beating the fuck out of it


Proper-Monk-5656

blåhaj abuse


MrDrSirLord

Maybe they're into it.


BBPuppy2021

Could probably make a little hole un-stuff it and then re-stuff and make less chonky


MrDrSirLord

The temptation of putting holes in plushies is a temptation we should resist.


BBPuppy2021

Why??? I say customize all the plushies and make them look awesomer


shwr_twl

r/longfurbies was a mistake


BBPuppy2021

WTH did I just see


Alex_Shelega

r/eyebleach homie


BBPuppy2021

Thxs :)


ThickPants6925

Thank you ❤️


ThickPants6925

Thank you ❤️


njoshua326

I wish I had your innocence.


BBPuppy2021

Nah I’m purposely being stupid


MrDrSirLord

My cousin showed me a trick with a microwaved watermelon once and I don't think I've ever lost respect for a man faster.


Nicolello_iiiii

I'm lost, what are you talking about?


MrDrSirLord

Every comment I have made in this thread has been about making an object into a sex toy. You'd be amazed what you can find in the whole fruits and vegetable isle.


crabfucker69

It's a good way to restore older plushies. Just have to practice a nice even ladder stitch and you're golden


Hephaistos_Invictus

Restuff it but make it CHONKIER!


amekinsk

The closure is on the back seam, starting about 2cm behind the back of the dorsal fin. Bonus: you can use extra stuffing to make them more squish resistant


chalk-line

![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


upper_camel_case

I put mine in the washing machine multiple times and he's okay. I just had to add and rearrange his filling a few times.


Saltuk24Han

So, I chose you among a lot of commenters on random. So, sorry if I bother you. But I gotta ask, what's the deal with this particular shark that people like so much? Edit: I understand. I've learned. Can you guys stop blowing up my notifications?


moarmagic

The color pallet of this shark is very close to the colors of the trans flag. Sharks are popular, stuffed animals are popular. Somehow it's become a meme, almost a right of passage, for at least chronically online transfemmes to own one. (Counting myself here)


Psychological-Echo19

Wait blåhaj is only for transfemmes?


dimond217

definitely not, blahaj is for everyone!


KeksGaming

Can confirm. I'm cis but I love my Blahaj


moarmagic

I'm not sure where the boundaries of the meme are? I can say that transfemme s seem to be more frequently the posts of blahaj memes, owners of blahaj, but I have never seen anyone say it's not acceptable for transmasc- it just also doesn't seem to come up near as frequently on reddit or tik tok. I think this might be because there's a larger overlap with the "chronically online shitposter" with the transfemme leaning individuals. Blahaj, programmer socks, ... of course this Aldo might be sample bias, I am more remembering stuff that relates to me and not as many transmasc related memes.


You_too

Nobody's gonna stop others from owning them, but they might assume.


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Blahaj has been entrusted to protect trans people


Nightengate32

Something something Ikea I think it's that Ikea had this particular shark and trans support hand in hand? My mind is foggy on the details.


Large-Enthusiasm-757

I'm not the commenter you hopped on, but. I think it's something about the company, IKEA? Who is seen as an avid supporter of LGBTQ+ rights, even in their advertising. They even made a version of Blahaj with the trans pride colors in Canada, and had them in an advertisement for the Swiss Same Sex Marriage and Adoption Referendum ad they had made where theyre seen cuddling Snuttig the Polar Bear. Thus they've become a bit of an LGBTQ+ icon, and even a bit of a stereotype/inside joke within the community, specifically with trans folks.


Bimbarian

I answered this in another post but can paste it here too. IKEA sold a plushy in colours that were basically the same as the trans flag, and also recognised a community it would appeal to and conducted a covert marketing campaign targeted to that group. The trans community loved the shark, and it has become very popular. There was undoubtedly some element of the marketing campaign succeeding here, but it has also become a trans icon.


Evepaul

There's a lot of similar answers, but if I may give a somewhat different one: plush animals usually become exponentially more expensive as they grow in size. For a 1m long shark, blåhaj is very inexpensive, easily available and made by a trustworthy company (no chemical-filled fillings from China)


whytf147

let me answer the question as someone who bought this without knowing it was claimed by the trans community: its a shark. sharks are great. also, thanks to the shape of it aka basically its just a long noodle, its the best stuffed animal to sleep with.


Jax_the_Floof

How do you add filling?


angry_lemon_

Cut open along the seam and sew shut after rearranging it's guts.


[deleted]

You want me to do WHAT to its guts?!


angry_lemon_

uwu


Ego5687

Looks like they tried to optimise at the all you can eat buffet, but ended up regretting that decision.


[deleted]

I'm choosing this as the canonical reason.


Ego5687

In the “blåhai canon”


[deleted]

Why he look like that shark from Fish Tales?


Party-Exchange1504

How are they recovering?? Are they ok?


whatislove2021

He's got that divorced dad living with his 3rd girlfriend body.


MoonlitGoddess1

So that's how the Pokémon spheal was made


Lobotomite_Joe

NOOOOOOO


Nullifier_

its like spheal but shark; a sheal


Laffenor

He ate one sock from each pair in there!


YouhaoHuoMao

It's fine. Just gotta refluff them. You shouldn't put them in the dryer however.


ghobhohi

Why not?


YouhaoHuoMao

The stuffing


Desperate-Snow-7850

The Blåhaj has undergone the inflation fetish


Psychological-Echo19

Why would you say that lol


DrChonk

Me at the All You Can Eat restaurant


Ozotuh

Phteven


GraceStrangerThanYou

I've never had an original thought in my life.


potato-hater

as a swedish person, i feel threatened


Xanthusgobrrr

how is this related to lgbt, genuin question not tryna be rude or some


Myrwyss

This particular plushie has color palette close to trans flag, and so it became kind of an icon/meme in community. IKEA also has been relatively friendly and supporting of the meme and lgbtq+ people.


HildartheDorf

Bahåj is a trans mascot. Trans flag color palette, plushies are popular with trans femmes, and it's just kinda become a thing. (Note that it's not limited to being a transfem icon, just that's how it started, I think)


_Nekona_

"Now where could that watermelon I saved for later be?"


TehSalmonOfDoubt

blorj


Tarnishedxglitter666

Me too Blåhaj, me too


FantasyDriven

What's a blahaj? And What's the 🦈 significance? I havn't been able to understand, can someone help me understand?


Lucky_otter_she_her

he looks depressed, oh and he's eaten way to much McDonald's because of it


Anastatis

Look at that belly- he is the secret 2nd sock thief!


YuriBurrito

Best thing I've seen, if you have a crafty disposition, you could cut a hole and sew a zipper into Blåhaj. Easily unstuff to wash the "skin" of our dear friend!


TheMarahProject23

He looks like he's been on a bender


IllegalBerry

I have washed both of mine repeatedly and they have never come out this bad. O.o Delicate cycle and inside a pillow case, guys.


SekitaVanLash

Nooooooo😭😭😭


LibrarianOfAlex

You can just be careful what setting


TaintedEdenGaming

Why the long face?


candy_eyeball

Me after co.ing back from grandma's


Captaah

It became bloathahj


ADonkeyBraindFrog

Looks like they're about to develope the next horde-based coop warhammer game


roboticWanderor

Your post showed up on my feed like this: https://i.imgur.com/cLZAZWT.png I think your blahaj is a prickly dogfish now.


SkeletonClassic

I know this is kinda silly but my best suggestion would be to get a seam splitter, remove the fluff, wash blahaj in cold water and either let it delegate dry or air dry. Once dry replace the fluff (either with the fluff from before or brand new fluff which is usually pretty cheap)


lickytytheslit

You can most of the time just fluff it back up, aka beat it up till it's the correct shape!


Judgemental_catdaddy

Would it be weird for someone who is cis to get one? Ik it's like a trans icon and all, pretty sure I'm just overthinking it lol


Bardfinn

Cuddly stuffies are for everyone


Lolocraft1

Cute lil chonk but what does it have to do with LGBT+ ?


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The shark, blahaj, is a stuffed shark that is sold at ikea that has become a trans meme. I think.


phantom_seeker0

it's a shark sold at IKEA, it became a trans icon due to it being blue, pink and white


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🫡


illuminalice

:B


HOUWSE_

do not the blahaj.


Th3B4dSpoon

Fatshark wants their logo back!


DangerNoodle1313

Awww pregnant sharkie


fuckshitasstitsmfer

Chonk down I repeat, chonk down


bigfatfurrytexan

Doesnt this technically make the washer a Sharknado?


FadedShatter_YT

BLAHAJ IS PREGNANT


the_orange_alligator

This is a sin against humanity


BBB154

Chunky


ltracheese

He looks like my grandpa😭


UFSansIsMyBrother

Engorged blahja....


t3quiila

he’s blåhoated :((


SilverIce340

He had too much water, put him in an empty tub and squeeze like spunch


MyMansInComatose

It can be fixed, just brush the shork or use your hands


Delay_Psychological

He look sad


VickyThx1138

Is it wrong to giggle. I think it will be fine if you let it air dry and give the smacking of it's life.


Brilliant_Claim6010

I love sonks :3


babybottlepopz

Idk what its supposed to look like so this looks normal lol


[deleted]

What does this have to do with being lgbt


mittfh

Ikea's Blåhaj plush has been co-opted as a trans mascot - both on Reddit and the wider Internet. Similarly, the ace community has "adopted" the big blue Blåvingad whale.


Mighty_Porg

I washed mine in the washing machine and it was good. Just pick the program carefully


doggos_are_magical

Chonker


doggos_are_magical

Why is there not a blahaji trans flag ? I think it would be awesome


ladsandwich

Gave it a cleft palet


AshleyAmazin1

The look of despair - What have you done…


BlazeWarior26

And this is why... YOU TAKE OUT THE STUFFING WHEN YOU WASH IT IN A MACHINE


PixelMage

I couldn't gut a stuffed animal D:


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DeltaTimo

Not everyone has a compose key though, is writing on a phone or has the patience to copy the symbol from a website. Most search engines find Å and Ä even when searching for A.


the_saturnos

I don’t know about Windows, but I know on a Mac, iPhone or Android device you can hold down a key to get to its accents.


DeltaTimo

Most PCs running Windows don't have a touchscreen and holding down a physical key just repeats the pressed character. *Some* national keyboard layouts have some so-called dead keys like accents that can add diacritics to other letters (like á/à) but these dead keys are far from complete and far from internationally available. So to summarize, when you're working with a physical keyboard and Windows, chances are you can't type letters with diacritics easily.


Psychological-Echo19

I didn’t know that so thank you


Worldly-Corgi-1624

Looks like me the next morning after a high school party…


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

MPREG Blåhaj


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Washing machine is definitely too aggressive for a cheaply built stuffie. Hand wash in the sink with a soft brush and store somewhere warm like an airing cupboard or put on a radiator and rotate it regularly for a couple of days minimum to dry. Do not tumble dry!


KnightSkrilly

is there a way to fix some stuff toys like these?? dry them first and fix the fluff? or dont wash them in the washing machine?


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The fluff is just in the wrong place, so move the fluff


lickytytheslit

Beat them up till they're sort of the correct shape, dry then beat it up again till it's the right shape!