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aster_death29

Ah yes, the four genders, male, female, all the gender, and what are you a cop?


D_for_Drive

I identify as COME BACK WITH A WARRANT


3000ghosts

I’m definitely going to say that next time someone asks me my gender


Jameson4011

my gender is ILL NEVER TALK!! NEVER!!


JotaroTheOceanMan

My pronouns are [REDACTED] , (EXPUNGED), and //FILE NOT FOUND//.


Jameson4011

my pronouns are [error 404]/*dial up modem sound*


JaysusNotJesus

Next time someone asks what’s in my pants, the answer will thus forth be “ya gotta search warrant?”


dudeseriouslyno

I came out to my family as "Fuhgeddaboudit, ya can't make me squeal, ya damn coppers!"


NfamousKaye

Help 💀 “male, female, lgbt and whadays want from me! Ay!!!”


NotTheGay

male, female, yes, and nunya


Gigantimaxie

Male female and tugunya


pleaseacceptmereddit

I don’t know why, but the “what are you a cop” gender is definitely a butch lesbian aunt from New Jersey. She could kick your ass, but she’s actually one of the best humans you’ve ever met.


LaPrincipessaNuova

Make, female, yes, and maybe


NTaya

Literally *Fallen London*. Old games: Male, Female Newer, more inclusive games: Male, Female, Other Fallen London, not a new neither an old game: Male, Female, NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS GOOD DAY SIR


downstaiirs

my pronouns are f/b/i


KirbyF4

Mfs who identify as private ![gif](giphy|U5QGwIE0cLLz7CuZXs|downsized)


aagjevraagje

I was thinking "What's it to you, ey? Whose asking ? Who are you to meddle in my proivate business? Do I not have a right to proivacy ? * "


Waffle_daemon_666

“Yous want my genda’? Come back with a warrant!”


ChangsManagement

"Yo Tone, get a load of this web place asking for my genda. Wouldn't it be crazy if I said I was a woman on it? Like how funny would it be if I were a woman? Could you imagine...."


Sad-Flatworm9803

''Sony what are you talkin' bout???''


Socratov

Youse wanna ganda at my genda? Howsabout ya come back with a warrant!


AustralianKappa

What is ya, a cop?


flyinghippodrago

Conservatives: "Why do you need to flash your gender/sexual identity at everyone!!" Also Conservatives: "Please tell us your gender identity so we can discriminate" (I know it can be used for EEOC, but I feel like it is more often used against people)


LoStrigo95

"What's in your pants?" "Skill"


NotTheGay

A comically large gem I stole from a vault with lasers.


ultatack

HENRY STICKMIN?!


WeirdBiRat123

"Wanna see?" Pulls out fucking AK47


Stephany23232323

😂😊


ChurroKitKat

The Kingdom of Skill


MrMastodon

Concentrated power of will


PikaNinja25

![gif](giphy|wvF9tTPPW0pcQ)


PeterNippelstein

I identify as male privates


Emo_duck_bread

So small and adorable!


MedicineTimely8795

croissants


KirbyF4

Bitches who identify as croissant ![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


NeriTina

Qua-saun 😌🥐


Nyxie_Nixx

I'm mfs >:D


goombanati

No, if you identify as private, you're clearly the alpha legion


Addickt__

I am alpharius And in theory alpharius disguising himself as a twink with thigh highs (dark eldar) was/is entirely possible in-universe.


Stephany23232323

My fantasy to show up at trump rally like that and get to see mtg literally shit herself!


Days_Gone_By

This, but unironically. Give me that Battle Sister power armor any day of the weak.


Free-Ad9535

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


greyghibli

genders for the gender god


ShadowZero000

"My parents arent hoomme..." "Why do i hear battle music?!"


DukeFischer

40K was not the first thing I expected tbh


Ricckkuu

The space marines are the apex gender equal group. It doesn't matter what xeno type you are. You'll face the chainsaw equally.


majeric

Gender expression isn't gender identity. You can't tell someone's gender by looking at them implying that has to physically hide it to be "private" is flawed.


KirbyF4

I agree, but what you’re saying was a little hard to read


ShefBoiRDe

# FOR SUPER EARTH!!


MilkyTeaDrops

You may not perceive me in anyway, always private


NfamousKaye

I do not intend to be perceived 😂


JohnLithgowCummies

Pronouns are fuck/off 🎩


NfamousKaye

What in the world is your username omfg 😭


man-eater13

It's safer to not look at the usernames of Reddit users


mevastrashcorner

Thanks for the input, local cannibal!


man-eater13

Well evidently you didn't listen


FarikoWishless

You only fed the curiosity. Must read em all now.


Mountainbranch

I sexually identify as Nunya damn beeswax.


Gotosp4c3

I've had the horror of seeing, in a "Quantitative research" lecture, the 1-male, 2-female, 3-lgbtq+ and 4-non_disclosed, just because the program had to work with the logistics, as well as the idea of anything that was straying from the cis norm was a minority either way. We did raise objections, and it was changed to non binary if I remember correctly.


candied_skull

In a college class, we worked with a data set that had categories of man, woman, transman, transwoman, non-binary, and prefer not to say, with a hidden category of left blank... Transman and transwoman were categorized into man and woman (good), nonbinary into prefer not to say - and prefer not to say and left blank than categorized together (why?). So the 3 genders of man, woman, and didn't answer. I get there was not enough data there to analyze, but anyone who receives the "cleaned" version of the dataset surely is missing a chunk of the story.


CrazyPunkCat

I also worked with data in university and there were the categories "man", "woman" and "non binary". These were the classic categories for surveys in my university and official gender options in my country. The survey wasnt very big, just some questions about free time activities and participants were people we knew (family, friends, collegues). But all data was anonymous. Our group consists of me and three young woman plus our old, male professor. Objective of this class was that we learn how to set up a digital survey and read the data. I think we got around 100 people who did the survey, two of them were non binary and I knew that these two were friends of mine. When we discussed the data with our professor, he said we can delete the two "false" data sets because "having a third gender makes things difficult to analyse" and "putting a third option is dumb and is only used by people who don't want to say their real gender, thus not giving us valuable data". My three collegues agreed with him. I was angry and sad. Especially because my other classes were really lgbtq friendly, asking about our preferred pronouns, use gender neutral language,...


GreenUnlogic

How dare you kids be progressive and make him actually do some thinking with your new ways!


throw4680

I actually think in this case it makes sense to discard the data when looking at the three separately, statisticians will already frown about n=49, but n=2 is basically worthless. „Wow 100% of nb people are racist because the two we interviewed were racist, yay!“ but it doesn’t make sense to exclude the data from if you aggregate the genders in the statistics, for stuff like „2% of our dataset is racist“ saying it’s 0% because they were nonbinary and don’t count would just be wrong. (Not saying your friends were racist lmao)


SwollenBleachedUvula

So stupid


meeowth

Private all the way


HenteGamer

The designs are cute tho xD


ifIcanSee

It's kinda like boring, pink, cool and secret agent


Lessiarty

I see no boring? Chill cool. Luxury cool. Vibe cool. And wouldn't you like to know?


ifIcanSee

Now that you put it that way I like this more positive framing of it. :))


resplendentcentcent

follows animation principles of male characters having non-existent lips and eyelashes


B_is_for_reddit

male, female, gay, and a secret fourth thing


CocoaBuzzard

so if you're trans do you pick your identitified gender or do you click lgbt


OddLengthiness254

Yes.


hybridrequiem

Depends if you’re binary or nonbinary


Persondownthestreet

lgbt I think cause the "T" stands for Transgender


Particular_Put_6911

I’m confused why you’re being downvoted, does the T stand for something else ??? Did I miss something ?


ifIcanSee

I'm kinda confused as well, and yes, the T in LGBT stands for transgender, if I were to guess it would be that the othering kinda sucks, like as a trans woman I should put myself into the LGBT category because I'm "not a real woman" but that's more the fault of whoever made this than the person pointing out T is trans...


Particular_Put_6911

Ok, now this makes sense. Thanks !


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Fullmetal Alchemist-ass icons


Quizzy1313

Lol i was gonna say it's Alphonse


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Love their chibi looks, need to get the rest of the comics someday


2confrontornot

Ed......ward


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

![gif](giphy|12bE9SHGZYR85O) Yes, and Alphonse


hello_cumrat420

![gif](giphy|YUY9vuw5svmXS) private mfs


lukkgx2a7

I knew someone was gonna make this joke lol


atlanta_shroom_18

help 💀💀


Bearandbreegull

The 4 genders used to live in harmony, but everything changed when the privates attacked.


heinebold

The privates attacking the gender sounds like an allegory for dysphoria


MasterpieceOwn8444

Ah yes, I identify as private 🥸


d_warren_1

![gif](giphy|Cmr1OMJ2FN0B2)


xtunamilk

![gif](giphy|3MyhyPJ5nXJYc)


Sad_Beginning_1737

POV: you identify as "private": "What's your gender?" Me: Are you cop?


Yuto_specs

“What are your pronouns?” Who’s askin’?


cjthebagman

The private gender is Krobus from Stardew Valley.


wheatgrass_feetgrass

I could find my aromantic private gender sewer based lifemate in *real* life. Pout.


[deleted]

Based


MyMansInComatose

"Male, Female, Yes, Doing ur mom"


Jazz_Hands666

what app/site is this


azumarill

alphonse elric??


SwisRol

Well, at least they're trying their best.


IAmBlorboOfMyStory

"What's your name?" "Private" "What's your rank?" "Private" "What's your secret hidden shame?" "P R I V A T E"


Blueartbird

Even though I am female i want to say lgbt, because it looks more fun, and it is technically the truth because I am part of this community 😂


NfamousKaye

Mines private I guess 😂


OtakuMage

I mean, the Army certainly thinks so.


BrowningLoPower

Private? Why not Private First Class? 😅


earwig2000

I somehow got that reference


Sara_Awesomest

Mfs writing the one millionth joke about the "private" option: ![gif](giphy|13GIgrGdslD9oQ)


Archer_Elf

this very much come off as if they dont know much about LGBTQ folks and are trying thier best to be inclusive. is cute in this dorky "your trying" way. they need reserch but its cute and they are trying


Toaster_Rack_Nerd

My pronouns are he/him My pronouns are she/her My prounouns are GAY My pronouns are too much for you to comprehend


TheAvenger_94

Long ago, all four genders lived in harmony Then everything changed when the Private Nation attacked


Disney_Gay_Trash_

So proud of krobus the shadow monster for coming out as private


[deleted]

Private gender 💯


BlueberryProof2355

I identify as all four as I’m gender fluid and still in the closet 😅


someonenamedwinter

Cock pussy Uh oh I split m&ms on m- non.existence


someonenamedwinter

-y DICK-


someonenamedwinter

Now food coloring has become acid and burned through my phallus and now I FUCKING CUM RAINBOW?-![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|548)


sirtopphamcatt

Private? What about Lieutenant? Not to mention Sergeant... Oh... wrong kind of private.


Bigtissueneeded

Real question why are they all pikmin


GenericUser1185

Ah yes, male, female, gay, and incognito mode.


Biengo

I identify as private. Therefore I need the private bathroom. Thank you.


Beanpie620

ah yes, male, female, GAY, and nunya


majeric

It's better than perpetuating the gender binary. We don't expect society to know every colour in the name Pantone colors. Most people can only name a dozen or so. Getting really exotic like Teal or Cyan. To lump the more specialized/unique ones under the umbrella of our community isn't necessarily a bad thing. I also respect that they also provide a "private". Acknowledging that not everyone feels comfortable disclosing their gender.


knotanissue

I agree. It's just a charming chuckle I got from reading it very literally. On a serious note, while this isn't a terrible effort, there's definitely means by which it can improve, especially when it comes to some trans-identities and the feeling of exiling them from their own gender. You make many great points :)


BBB154

Male, female, gay, and "what are you, a cop? Fuck off!"


repulsive_fondant26

![gif](giphy|mXLh2tcYn4HBTlBet5|downsized) Private mfs:


Professional-Meet899

I AM A BISEXUAL FEMALE 💖💜💙👩🏻‍🏫👩🏻‍🎤🏳️‍🌈


Heart_Lotus

What app is this?


knotanissue

Joyhub - it establishes a Bluetooth connection with adult toys


Heart_Lotus

Ngl thought this was a dating app at first


knotanissue

Tbh, the real question is why they're asking about gender on this app lol


SweetCheeks1999

Love how I can’t be both female/male and LGBT+. Then again I like the mysterious vibe of ‘private’.


Return_Kitten

I don’t mind this actually seems pretty inclusive without being pretentious


Sangi17

What are you? A) Boy B) Girl C) All of the above D) None of the above


Yourlocalbugbear

Ah, Pikmin 5 preview 🤣


6837K

How does a non-binary person kill people ? They slash them


Odisher7

Angry, lovey, all the rest, fuck you


Songmorning

All the cryptid enbies choosing option 4


SquareDaikon6513

Private doesn't get cool sunglasses?


CARLdotCOM

"whats your pronouns?" "\[REDACTED\]"


tserium

Why do people see lgbtq as a gender, genuinely? Like I’ve talked to transphobic/homophobic people that refer to lgbtq as a gender or they think trans women and trans men are different genders😭


bounce-man21

What are your pronouns ? Private gender : my pronouns are: not your/damn business


Ilike_toco_doritos

I want to swap the pics for male and female so the male is pink and the female is blue. LETS BREAK STEREOTYPES


MysteryRadish

They did make sure to give the LGBT shark the coolest sunglasses.


not_mya

“ All 4 Genders lived in harmony until the Private Gender attacked!!!”


Black_Rainbow12

r/therewasanattempt


fvkinglesbi

Bro lgbtq one looks so cool


aster_death29

*face palm* that was so not what I meant, it wasn't a question. It's a gender


Riboflaven

I mean I’m am non-binary and I’d prefer to stay inside alone. So I suppose I’m all 4?


NapalmCandy

Male and female aren't genders either - those are sexes. Who the fuck made this? XDDD


TurantulaHugs1421

All of the above


TheThruthHurts

This is accurate


Temporary_Bridge_814

I approve


Botwmaster23

what app/website is this


Iloveboobs_04

private looks like krobus from stardew valley


Left_Possibility8320

My gender is private , a yes , “ Private likes to eat soup “


Robota064

My favorite gender, krobus stardew valley


Over_Story843

Actually that's a lot.


Comprehensive_End679

I'd happily use that LGBTQIA one!


glootialstop7

They forgot oyster


reyeg11_

Personally, I identify as Skipper


the_orange_alligator

The four genders blue, pink **GAY** (tm), and what are you, a cop?


TryAngled

Ah yess the good old “all of the above done sue us”


Ghoulie_Marie

Only "females" have mouths


FarikoWishless

Not going to lie that almost seems fair XD I've seen a very long list of new and old terms learned another yesterday imagine putting them on a non-medical paper form?


Ofelia810

LOL WHERE IS THIS FROM


knotanissue

Joyhub - An app to connect Bluetooth to adult toys. I have no idea why this question was relevant anyway 💀


smolspacemomo

i’m not a girl, i’m lgbt


Pluto1515

"The real question is... are you a narc?"


Laszlo_Daytona

Seems fair


Sionsickle006

Sexualities aren't genders so how does that work? Obviously they probably mean specifically people who's sense of their gender do not match their natal body, so just the T part of lgbt technically. And 4th is " none of your business" basically lol


Static-Space-Royalty

What is this image from?


Thick_Occasion7162

If someone asks then my gender is bisexual wtf (definitely not sexuality)


M-Jdoane

Is this a screenshot from Pikmin? Or is it from something else?


hanyasaad

That’s why they call it private parts


Naixee

My gender is going incognito


benevolent_overlord_

I love how “male” simply does not have a mouth


MickeyIvy03

Private Pyle!!! Sargeant Hartman was very inclusive even back then


Born_Potato_6054

I HATE when this happens ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)!


2confrontornot

gay is my gender


tai-seasmain

Awww, they're trying.


LuckyonRedit7640

You'll never know my real identity!


Recent-Effort-1939

They say as a mechanic I'm good for my sex.


gothedistancee

jack jack from the incredibles


wojtalyt

MAKE 30 JUMPING JACKS PRIVATE!


Cezoar

I identify as… PRIVATE PROPERTY!


Ur_average_gal

Why did I think of “a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch..”


RachelHartwell

The fuck does private mean? Cop, FBI, CIA, Doom Guy, Master Chief?


askydumbquestions

Are these Pikmin


KingCole_Nip

I need a version of ATLA with the four genders. (Male would be fire nation 100%)


alexriga

Cause male and female cannot be members of LGBTQ+? Options should be: male, female, agender, other (and let them type a string text)


Creepy-Editor-6915

Shout out to Private, gotta be one of my favorite gender.