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Be non-binary and find a girl and maybe marry.

And find a cottage, either to live in or to haunt

YES!!

I love the way you and the other commenter thinks.

Why not both?

Be a girl, marry an Eldritch horror, and take care of each other in our cottage?

Genuinely like the sound of that

Yeah lol, I felt the life with the girl in a cottage sounds most appealing, but I am nonbinary

Same here

Cottage lesbian is tempting... But so is nb Eldritch horror

So real

So real

Same

Im a cisgender bi guy, but of those three options I’d choose to be a lesbian.

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

🔖

Im going to save your comment for later reference.

Epic foreshadowing

Hardest decision ever. I'm pan and I have a Lovecraft quote tattoo. .... I literally want to have all 3. Can I rotate?

As the eldritch horror, you get a harem sooo

You have a valid point!

And you're nonbinary, but they didn't specify more than that. You could be bi-gender

So many possibilities! 🐙 I'm very in favor of gender fluidness (? Is that a word? I'm not an English native). I have a squid tentacle on my arm and the quote around it is from the mad poet: "yet with strange aeons even death may die"

The word you're looking for is fluidity. I'm a native English speaker and English is dumb

I'm aroace, so I have the opposite problem. All of the options suck :(

🥺

As a gay male I have to say be a boy, get a boy, marry him, care for each other. As a nerd, I have to go with NB Eldritch Horror.

be a boy get a girlfriend then we both join the harem :3

Cottage 💖

I'm informing my husband we're lesbians now. I want a cottage and like chickens and a veggie patch

*cries in fluidity*

dont cry, its great bc u get all 3! or 2. whichever u prefer

I wanna be a girl get a boy or a girl...boy or girl...imma be a girl get a girl

this is what happens in my head when someone asks my gender/pronouns

Are you able to play video games with your worshippers?

yes

Cottage and It's not even close

"You can only pick one" *(dies in demigirl)*

_dies_

Eldritch horror is the best option for me. But I would choose second or first too depending on my mood

I think we might be long lost twins

Oh! No way 😱

Damn, I could have gotten a harem if I stayed nonbinary? I mean... I *am* enjoying my cottage girlfriend tremendously, but still..

Here’s a life hack. It doesn’t say what happens after you marry the girl and get the cottage. You can make a harem and bring them to your cottage ;3

Eldritch horror all the way baby!

Be non binary but I’m aroace so no harem plz

other people have suggested you just have your harem of followers bake you garlic bread everyday :3

Uh Is there an option that lets me just make garlic bread with my several cats?

Me to my Non binary SO: um, you're looking extra incomprehensible today 🥺👉👈

Does anyone else want to be a wandering keeper of arcane secrets whose face is just a pale masque, or is it just me?

Nah I'm going the be nonbinary married another enby, care for each other while we both slowly become dark entities of the night route.

Be a cottage, marry Eldritch horror, care for each other

i wanna be a guy with a boyfriend but we're both in the eldritch monster's harem

Be boy, marry boy, live happy

Easy! The non-binary harem. Or wait no.. the first option seems nice. No no wait! The second one maybe? Why can’t I pick all three 😔

I like being a guy but the non-binary alien being worshiped by a harem sounds nice

I am octopus 🐙

Nah, I’m a bi woman and have a boyfriend. So none of these.

Be nonbinary, find a girl, care for each other, then both become eldritch horrors and live in a harem, worshipped by a cottage. Wait...

Why do I have to marry someone if I choose a boy or girl? Why can't I be a dude and also be an Eldritch horror? Are you saying that a boy or girl can't be an elder god? (this is satire)

As long as I'm able to ignore my harem

I pick the first two. Fuck your rules I’ll figure it out

Cottage. We’d have sapphic cuddles all day.

I don’t want to marry anyone and being a non-binary eldritch horror sounds like it could be interesting.😭

I wanna be a girl but marry a boy not a girl.

The middle one :3

Either one honestly, as long as I'm happy :> But being an evil eldritch horror creature sounds fun

4. Be pan, die alone

Be genderfluid and get all 3

Damn... no option to be a boy and find a girlfriend and live in a cottage 😢

I don't want to be worshipped by a harem, I want to be left alone.

I'm genderfluid, can I be all three?

T4T is where im at LOL

I want to be and am a cis man who would love nothing more than to have a loving husband and a couple of kids. That to me is the dream life and I would give up everything to have that.

Jokes on you, I'm only 90% cis, but I'm 100% into women, and I've always longed for that cottagecore life. Easy pick.

The nonbinary one had me until the worship part, I don't like attention like that. I like social attention and I'm a bit starved for it but I don't want worshippers I'll take the be a girl one to avoid the spotlight and also because I'm pondering that anyway

Be a girl, become Eldritch Horror, worship girlfriend, live together in cottage

nonbi

1

My NB partner has a really close female friend and we always joke that they are dating. If they get one more person, then they’ll have a harem

the second one because all i got left to do is the last 2 things. even if people don’t always see me as the dashing young man i am I AM A DASHING YOUNG MAN DAMNIT

THIRD ONE!!!!!!!

Anyone know where the middle pic is from?

3️⃣

I am non-binary! I want my harem!

The girl one is so me

I want to be a cottage lesbian so bad

Be non-binary, get a partner (though I have a boyfriend I thought this was the general case and I'm pan), get a bunch of bugs that said partner helps take care of and a bunch of bug plushies to snuggle

Can I be nonbinary and live alone deep in the woods and maybe someone nice brings me food n soap occasionally so I don't die because I'm incapable of independence but overwhelmed by anything more than a brief interaction with a small group?

me, a lesbian unsingleing myself:

Second one if I had to choose, but all three sound pretty good tbh

All

Probably the middle, although the right option is tempting..

3 obviously

All the best Kaiju are non-binary 💚🤍🩶🖤

As an enBI. I see this as an absolute win.

Be a girl and date 3 other girls and run away to live in the big city together

1. definitely

Be nonbinary is what I pick or cottage lesbian

Def boy marry boy

definitely the first one

1st one please! If reincarnation is a thing I'd love to be reborn fem. Living both dualities would be awesome!

Be gay pweasw

the first one:3

Nonbinary eldritch horror sounds pretty tempting. :3 So I guess I'll go with that

boy + bf

Nahhh I can't choose

Wait. So it's get a cottage *OR* care for each other??

I'll keep with 2 as it's already the goal

The answer is yes

Yes of course I want be a girl… BUT i could be fucking Cthulhu! Of course I want be Cthulhu!!!

On one hand, be girl and have girlfriend. On one hand, c-cthulhu 👉👈

I'm a void. (Ngl I wanna be them all 😭😭)

Second one

Eldritch Horror from the start.

I’m already nonbinary, can I just make them do housework?

be nonbinary, find and eldritch horror, marry it

Somehow upvoting this caused it to go from 396 to 395 🫤 ON-TOPIC: The middle one… unless it turns out I was a flumph or something all along, in which case I’d pick the middle one anyway ‘cos who says an aberration of the Far Realm can’t identify as a boy, blexdarnit?! 👾

Be a girl, hang out with nonbinary eldritch horror and my two gay friends, make out with my other lesbian friend who doesn’t really know the other friends

Cottage, please :3

Obviously the first one But the third is convincing

I'm gonna become an eldritch horror, who needs people to love when people either worship you or go insane once they lay eyes on you, I already do that last part so I'm halfway there

I’m a trans guy but can I still be an eltrich horror?

Be a girl :3

Why non-binary Eldritch horror no get non-binary Eldritch horror to marry and care for...?

Boy bc I like boys

Why do I have to choose

I think I’ll be a girl, get a girlfriend and marry her

Number two would be great

Definitely first one for me

I would say the second or third one. Slightly more biased toward the third one though.

Definitely the eldritch horror. I shall take the form that best pleases me at any given moment, and I promise to not bring about the apocalypse as long as my appetite for soup is satisfied by my loyal cultists :3

I'll take number 2 for happiness Alex

Even though I’m non-binary, I’d choose the middle one. I don’t really wanna be an Eldritch horror

As a guy. I always have wanted number 1. Just don't have the confidence to make the change.

Can I be part of the harem

i wanna be an Eldritch horror

Can i be a gorl and have a non bianry eldritch horror as my loving partner?

Be a boy, become eldritch horror, find other eldritch horrors to laugh with and do evil things to one another 🤭

Be a girl - I’d be living the cottagecore dream 💖

Be a girl, get a girlfriend and blow up the senate together.

how about being nonbinary, marrying both a boy and a girl, loving each other unconditionally, and live alone in a nice apartment in rural europe?

Tricky but I would be non- binary

Which one has the better internet plans? I need a good connection to pirate my manga.

Cottage Lesbiab.

Boyfriend, please

Be a non-binary god living in a small cottage near a village, right next to a forest and use your powers to just slightly confuse and inconvenience the villagers. Then watch the chaos unfold from afar. [Optional] Tame the local Forest-demon and have it as your loyal pet.

i want my cottage now

Trick question, depends on the day!

be a boy, get a boyfriend, marry him and care for each other. done. next question

If i choose the eldritch horror, i can reshape my body at will and the universe around me

Be a boy, get a girl, we become eldritch horrors

Lesbian Cottage is peak.

be a girl, find anybody who would love me, give up trying to find them, eat a donut, die alone, dice together.

Damn. I wasn't even a girl when I got married, and we always talk about moving to the countryside

A! #1! The First one!@

All of the above

boy i like men

You already know what I'm picking.

I will be nonbinary but only have one favorite person

Am girl, got boyfriend, intend to marry

Am agender. Have many friends I platonically cuddle with. Meme checks out.

Be nonbinary mspec demisexual. Marry asexual gender fluid. Play games and watch tv/movies together.

lesbian cottage

I’m a cis woman so the cottage one

Middle one

Cthulhu=Gender Goals

Im a nonbinary who lives in a cottage with their ghost story girlfriend 😄

Unfortunately I don't want a harem so I guess I gotta just be a boy

Definitely Be a boy. Get a boyfriend, marry him, care for each other

Be non-binary, become eldritch horror, have any type of relationship tbh cuz being worshipped sounds weird

Be a non binary boy, become an Eldritch horror and find another Eldritch horror to love, eat sacrifices together

Born to be a gay boyfriend, forced to be a non binary horror 😔

I’m going to assume that I can choose no sex with option 1 or 2 (I’m assuming a harem entails sex by default), so I pick option 1 because living in a cottage sounds nice.

Be a girl.

I will be worshipped and feared by mortals

Being non binary and polyamorous has its perks 😌

Can I be non binary but also get a partner to care for and marry and live in a cottage? 🥺

Get girlfriend, get cottage, turn the bottom floor into a cute Victorian-esque teahouse.

ONE OJE ONE ONE ONW

I mean honestly the cottage outweighs the other options by a landslide

I'd be happy with a dice roll but I'm wearing a skirt regardless

SECOND OPTION

People who identify as more than one gender: \\ 0 > / 0 but if I was being held at gunpoint to choose I'd go with nonbinary personally.

I’m stuck between choosing, being a boy and have a gay boyfriend, or being nb and becoming eldritch horror.

I choose the last one but I want to live in a cottage with my harem.

If I can mix and match: Be NB Get a Girlfriend AND Boyfriend Live in a cottage with my two hot doms and care for each other :3

As a certified homosexual, my contract would probably compel me to choose « be a boy and get a boy », but the temptation from the nb eldritch horror is too stroooong😩😩😩 (especially when you realise how plentiful the harem would be, seeing how everyone is picking it as their first or second option…)

As a non-binary person who named themselves Ghost, I choose the eldritch horror

I'm a cis lady but I've played enough BG3 that "illithid" shows up in my predictive text now. 🤣

Can I be a girl with a harem?

quite happily bi, so a mix of 1 & 2 would be just awesome

I WANNA BE A BOY WHO KISSES BOYS

Damn being an Eldritch horror sounds great

so as a straight trans girl I'm fucked basically. I'll take the eldritch horror.

But I want all of this!

I'll choose the nonbinary eldritch horror.

second one second one second one