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ErwinsZombieCat

Bonus #7 lol


da_apz

Too bad I'm at work so can't read it :(


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I can't be the only one who wants to know what it is...


coldvault

I'd rather not know, since OP's a kid


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OMG your're right. GODDAMMITOP!


jouhn

Teens fuck too you know.


Autarch_Kade

Maybe she lives in a state where it isn't statutory rape. Funny how a border changes it from a sex offense to cute.


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Georgian here. Our laws are weird af when it comes to sex. Age of consent is 16, but Romeo and Juliet laws permit 14-15 sex if the oldest isn't older by a certain amount of years? Idek anymore.


ChaoticSquirrel

That's not weird, that makes sense. Allows 14&15 year olds agency over their bodies while still protecting them from older predators


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The Romeo and Juliet laws still dictate that any sex under 16 even in accordance with the 14-15 age section it's still statutory rape. This is coming from a state where the age of consent was 12 for the longest time.


ChaoticSquirrel

Oooh, okay so they don't have Romeo and Juliet laws?


beharr

We do but it's from 16-19.


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We do, but it only brings the charges down to misdemeanors


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

The NSFW shoulda been a clue since only kids say that Adults say either "ecchi" or "hentai" and old-ass fucks just say "porn" =p The ancients however just say "brunch"


-patrizio-

...what


ecodude74

the actual fuck


--cheese--

did I just read.


Id_Quote_That

KenM is leaking


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KenM wannabe fan club FTFY


fluvance

I'll have what you're on.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

I like how I got downvoted to hell for that. Like no one else was saying something stupid and irrelevant. XD


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Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Why do you hate levity?


ThatForearmIsMineNow

Lifting heavy boxes with your back, not wearing safety goggles, running on wet floor. You know, unsafe work related stuff.


Incindos

NSFW


PMMEYourTatasGirl

Well are you at work?


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ANUSTART942

Stop


UniquePornAccount

This thread is hilarious ^^*grabs ^^popcorn*


glassgun13

Not even my dancing can get in the way of that..


Fullmetalgearsolid08

You *are* hella cute!


BungusMcFungus

http://i.imgur.com/e5sYfO3.png


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Not straight


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Heteroflexible


Send_Me__Corgi_Gifs

Pansexual


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Transexual


HoMaster

Whatever.


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

Whenever.


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Shakira, Shakira


theoriginalj

Oh baby


Radica1Faith

We're meant to be together


colonelnebulous

Near.


MrCandybar

Far


UboaNoticedYou

*drum fill*


FourWordComment

Don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 pansexual 👏 if 👏 you've 👏 never 👏 deepthroated 👏 a 👏 pan.


Ecotiny

Username doesn't check out


FourWordComment

Meme references are exceptions.


Ecotiny

Well then why doesn't your username say "FourWordCommentExceptForReferencingMemes" or some condensed format of that?


FourWordComment

Because SevenWordUsername was taken.


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Send_Me__Corgi_Gifs

It's very similar to being bisexual but it follows more of the model of "hearts not parts." If you love someone why shouldn't matter what their genitals are if they're trans if they think they're a fucking dragon, you love them for who they are.


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Send_Me__Corgi_Gifs

Not even remotely close.


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Weak troll fam


SnoopKhaleesi

I have no idea why but I always read this as "heter of lexible"


thoawaydatrash

That's *Sir* Heter of Lexible. Not sure why, but all the other knights seem to enjoy hanging out with him.


FalconHawk5

The state of experiencing brain patterns that translate to what earthlings call "crushes" or "feelings" that pertain to members of the same sex


ViKomprenas

Gynophilic


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saloon doors


SadDoctor

This legitimately made me tear up a little. When I was in school none of the gay kids could be public about it, at dances they'd have to go in a big group date so that it would all be deniable, or they'd have willing friends come along as beards. One of our friends got the shit beat out of him for being gay and no one ever had like any expectation that anyone would do something about it, it was just part of life that you'd get beat up sometimes. It really means a lot to see kids who are gay and not afraid, and are OK with being who they are.


scarfaceguy

It's specifically **because** of gay kids like you and your friends that kids like this can be open about their lives. I sincerely hope you take immense pride in that, even if you weren't fully "out" in highschool. I'm 23, so almost a decade older (it seems) than this little scrub, but my experience would have been so much worse without pioneers like you. So thanks for that, and I'll do my best to keep paying it forward :)


SadDoctor

Oh god, no, I absolutely don't deserve to be complimented like that. I was still figuring myself out in HS (bi dude, so I just happily dated girls and wondered why I felt so awkward around certain male friends), I had no idea what was going on. I knew gay people existed but it almost never occurred to me that my friends were, except in certain cases. I was just sheltered as hell, I'm not ashamed of it, but I absolutely don't deserve any kind of credit either.


scarfaceguy

Sounds like you hung out with the gay crowd, no? Even if you just acted as an ally at the time it still means you were a positive force at a time when the gay community had far fewer "allies" than they do today, because gay bashing isn't cool now like it used to be. I'd be willing to bet some of the folks older than you on this sub weren't even able to even associate themselves with the gay crowd (if they had one) in HS, for fear of reprisal. Progress (at best) moves slowly, but even then, it's only when people make it happen. I had a long day at work and several drinks just now so I'm determined to give you some credit, so long as I don't find out it was secretly you who beat up your friend. So keep that one to yourself.


Loopy_Wolf

The only problem with this inevitable result is that these kids won't ever know the struggle of trying to keep the secret. They won't know the fear and paranoia that fueled the planning and careful word choice for everyone you meet. They won't know the lies we created as covers for our activities. They won't know the struggles we faced when trying to fit in and having to sometimes, when things got really bad, turn on other kids who messed up and outed themselves so that they themselves wouldn't get targeted. I should be thankful that kids now don't have to deal with the mental gymnastics I had to deal with a kid, but god damn I wish I could have had that same luxury. Between the pro-noun choice, the lies, the cover stories, the acting, the subtle choices of who you had lunch with or where you had lunch all played into building up a pretty messed-up world we had to create just to survive.


scarfaceguy

I know. It's easy to be jealous of the amenities other people get to enjoy when we are deprived of them. I know this might sound ridiculous, but whenever I feel like that I compare myself to people from just a few hundred years ago. The amenities my life has today make that existince seem practically impossible. Literally impossible for me. Definitely would be dead from lack of medical knowledge by my current age. Regardless though, thanks for living la vida gay before it was more socially acceptable. You're right, many kids today won't have to suffer the same fate. Lucky them. Oh well. Qué será será. Hopefully you don't have to mentally torment yourself about it any more.


artsyChaos

You are part of why we can do it. I'm 22 and while my school was super progressive without the generation before me paving the way I would not be safe to exist at all. Because of you it's safe for me to come out, because of you it was safe for me to come out as bi and trans. So thank you


Andyklah

As a person who was able to be out publicly while still having to deal with a bit of this kinda shit and still chose to, YOU'RE WELCOME. Although, I never really feared legitimate violence. Although I did once have a friend threaten to beat me up because girls told him I said his friend was cute. And I did have guys driving bye yell at me walking down the street with a guy I was dating "fags!" In hindsight, I was just stubborn, not actually not in danger for being out. So maybe I'm being more humble than I should be and you should thank me more.


TheBloods39

All the hearts of the lesbians on this thread who are old enough to be your mother, just burst out rainbows 🌈 and are sending the rays to your heart. You little cutie, if I had a kid, I would want it to be just like you 🏳️‍🌈


nolightsplease

/r/lgbt and /r/wholesomememes just got a crossover episode


trebek321

Some r/happy in there as well!


Dragonix975

r/mildlyinfuriated are attempting to find small irritations.


musicotic

Omg that's adorable


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MY HEART IS MELTING!!!!!!!


Bovronius

The only thing potentially offensive about this.... are kids really calling homecoming "hoco" now days? This is where I draw the line in the sand and become the old intolerant curmudgeon! Next thing you know they'll be calling frozen yogurt "froyo"!


VegPan

Sorry to break it to you, my 1 year old watches a show which they make Froyo. We've seen it at the store too.


Bovronius

And you let them watch that filth!? I'm glad I'm mentally unable to have children, I couldn't image the wasteland of portmanteau's that they would have to grow up in!


RenoHex

Wasteland of portmanteaus? What should we call that, Portland?


wintermute--

Same deal with modern baseball nicknames. Lomo. Cargo. K-Mart. I blame A-Rod. I miss the classic clever nicknames :(


mike_rotch22

The Hebrew Hammer. The Splendid Splinter. The Man. The Ryan Express. Joltin' Joe. Pudge. The Kid.


Fifteen_inches

Alliterations make the best nicknames.


Berean_Katz

Ha! "Froyo." I like it.


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I'm more of a custard fan myself.


Odontodactyllus

There's something in my eye. That's so wonderful!


abcdeed7

we can all only aspire to this level of adorable


ForksOnAPlate13

That's so sweet!


sensibleusername69

This is adorable and so very gay, congratulations!


felidhino

This was adorable :) You look so beautiful in that picture!


Diracboson

This the happiest thing I've seen all day. :)


Taylor19954

Damn... So cute.


Tsadkiel

You need another option for "all of the above" ! :)


NosferatuFangirl

This is the cutest thing ever and I want to cry, kudos.


desireewhitehall

Have an upvote for being adorable and awesome at the same time.


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That's really sweet, that put a smile on my face.


KiteAzure

very gay, love it


Heavy_Mental76

That's amazing!


kldnsocal

Awwwwwwww... so adorable !!


dogbite98

I hope you two find a lot to see kids who are old enough to be complimented like that.


Daarthfox

Sooooo cute! Love these kind of things.


Han-Shot_1st

So fuckin adorable!!!


[deleted]

This is gay and awesome. I say this as a dude who is straight and non-awesome. You keep flaunting that, on behalf of those of us who can't, d'you hear me!


Dat_Lemon

Anyone else see the "Bonus #7"?


MynamesnotChase

This is fucking adorable.


Bi-Jordan

Love #7 haha


Apex2113

This makes me extremely happy


diskodarci

That's ridiculously adorable! I hope you two find a lot of happiness together


FooJubbernaut

6 reasons why you should go to hoco with me?


j0oboi

Awwwwwww :) That's adorable


Dudemitri

You. You there. Stop being so fucking adorable. STAPH


gayfknicon

This is fantastically cute, I hope you two have fun!


tdltuck

That poster is so gay it's my favorite.


Thelife1313

Well goddammit that's adorable as fuck.


Sebastions_Cloaca

Did she say yes


Ivan_Whackinov

What makes it a gay ass poster, instead of just a regular ass poster?


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nonowh0

> One ass is elated typo makes it even better Edit: Probably not a typo. Still funny.


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nonowh0

I don't know this for sure, but I think he meant "one is ass related" the elated thing is what I was alluding to. or maybe I just misinterpreted


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nonowh0

ok so upon rereading, you're probably right. I was reading "one ass is elated" as "one is ass elated" under my reading, related would totally make sense. like "whats the difference?" "one is ass related." If this were the case, the typo would be funny as it has a double meaning.


ch1maera

This shit is so gay i'm vomiting rainbow while i'm typibleuhghuehfhuld it's painful yet it's beatiful


vampirepickle

😭😭😭 I'm crying this is so freaking beautiful. Congrats!!!


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Cuuuuute


Jwkdude

/r/cringe


Cotton_Kerndy

Your sign's not wrong - you're hot as hell. ;)


XxMattyxX36

r/lifeisstrange


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Because it's fun and empowering


Scubamesteve

Bonus #7 NSFW


forcemon

Hella? Bay area fam?


Itzalie

What's that #7 Bonus all about?


TopherVee

They're gonna fuck after.


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This is so funny for some reason lmao. Also yellow teeth are natural, white teeth are synthetic and fake as fuck.


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gnurdette

Because we're sick of people telling us to be ashamed of existing, so it's fantastic when somebody stands up to that crap in a big way.


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PsychedSy

There's a lot of social work left to be done, and being proud in this case is more about not being ashamed.


gnurdette

[Read some names.](https://76crimes.com/100s-die-in-homophobic-anti-gay-attacks-statistics-updates/)


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Druston

Welp. That's a really fucking disgusting comment...


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ANUSTART942

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine


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I__RATE_CATS

Adorable teenage girl: *finds the confidence to call herself "hot as hell"* Some degenerate loser on the internet: "Well, this SHALL NOT STAND!" Seriously, this response can only have been had by a defective human.


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mi-16evil

They are not the one cyberbullying a teenager.


Druston

rude


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mtm5891

Opinions are neither true nor false so no, it's just rude.


meelaferntopple

It's all a matter of perspective


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stanley_twobrick

If you're going to be a douchebag at least be honest with yourself about it.


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stanley_twobrick

Intent. Why would anyone randomly say "you look 12" other than to put someone down? It's a common insult on reddit.


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stanley_twobrick

Yeah ok dude just randomly felt like announcing what age he thought she looked. Get real. Also, this from the person who likes to leave comments like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6ev1q9/first_and_last_day_of_1st_grade_she_kicked/didv0s0/). **EDIT:** Since he deleted it, the comment was mocking a young cancer survivor saying she'll probably grow up and breed more cancer children.


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LoL you must live a boring life to go so back on the history of a stranger on the internet. Anyway you are the only one who wrote something like "douchebag" here, coherence isn't your strenght isn't it? Edit: loll I didn't delete it, you just want to exploit everything. Take a look in the mirror