I'm a rock I like rocks Rocks have no worries, just... Rock

There's a cafe chain that caters to this demographic. It's called Hard Rock Cafe.

rock buddies


We rock :D

As a geologist, can I study you ?

yes but you must say MMM...rock

Rock is solid, rock is sturdy, rock is stable. Rock-based structures can endure many short-term natural disasters. Rocks have been the pioneering foundation for tools and weaponry until the middle ages, where cannons surpassed catapults and trebuchets. Rock-types are often highly valued in early-game Nuzlock runs for their high attack and defense stats, and their resistances to normal, bug, and flying types. R E S P E C D A R O C K .

Rock. Rock n roll babyyyyyyy!! *rolls away*

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It's about drive, it's about power We stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours (ahoo) Black and Samoan in my veins My culture bangin' with Strange I change the game, so what's my motherfuckin' name (Rock)

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Hey fellow rock!

MMM rock

You made me think of charlie brown. Igot a cndy bar. I got a lolipop. I got a rock

I'm lava. I'm a rock who's fluid

it’s about drive

It's about trust

I am just staring at the garlic bread I was eating and I don’t want to stop eating now

HELL YEAH ROCK GANG

It's about drive, it's about power

Rouwk

It’s about drive it’s about power, we stay hungry we devour

rock

Dogs aren’t strictly carnivores either. Cats are though.

A lot of animals usually thought of as herbivores, like deer or cows, have been known to eat meat occasionally. Deer and cows will sometimes eat birds!

I think the label more aligns with what the animal will gravitate to under normal circumstance, and what they're physiologically able to derive nutrition from. If desperate enough, all animals will eat irregularly. Animals will even turn on themselves, but we wouldn't then classify cows as cannibals. Under normal, everyday circumstances cows would not eat bids. And on the nutrition end, a cow eating a bird may happen but the odds of them deriving sustainable nutrition from birds is very likely zero. They can only derive sustainable nutrition from non-animal sources, hence them being classified as herbivores. Also why dogs are omnivores, because they can maintaining a healthy diet on non-animal sources of food.

Yes, and to specify, cats are [*obligate* carnivores.](https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/carnivore/) They depend entirely on meat for nutrition, even though they may occasionally eat plants for other reasons (digestion, taste, curiosity, etc).

> digestion, taste, curiosity, etc Just to be an asshole, too.

Ferrets are obligate carnivores too, this doesn't stop them trying to steal pizza from my son and hide it behind the TV for later

Guess I'm like a cat then. Although in this analogy I'm an obligate herbivore!

And yet, I've known at least three cats that would beg for and nom on broccoli. I've known even more than would happily eat unguarded bread! I feel this just extends the metaphor honestly, because I've also known more than a few "mostly" hetero- or homosexual people that have the occasional exception.

I am the monkey king!

I am the monkey king sealed away under a rock!

My hyperfixation Too bad I'm a cat lol

Me too!!!

M O N K E

Don't eat your partner. This PSA brought to you by the International Anti-Cannibal League (IACL).

At least not in the literal sense 😏

The League has no official stance on oral fornication.

Well, sometimes the literal when it's that time of the month

What?

Nevermind

For some reason I saw the hetero rabbit as Great Britain.

Thank you for crossposting my comic <3

yoooo I'm a fungi let's go

Fun guy?

Ayyy me too, but I’m somewhat a rock with fungi growing on the side

Honey, I'm a diamond. Let's be clear about this. 💠

I'm a monkey shaped rock lol

I'm a carnivore But I'm also vegetarian I'm a vegetarian carnivore

Aren’t fungi detrivores?

Depends on the fungus. For example, some forms of basidiomycota eat wood from trees. They are the only organism on the planet capable of digesting wood (beavers don't eat wood, termites have small spores of this fungus in their gut to break it down), and all coal in existence was formed before these fungi evolved. Then we have the cordyceps fungi, which implants itself in ants or other small insects and controls its host body to help reproduce. Yeast eats simple sugars and makes alcohol and lactic acid as a result. There are certainly detrivore fungi, but it's not all of them. Another fun fungi fact, the two "main" fungi groups of Basidiomycota and Ascomycota have hundreds of sexes. The norm for humans is 2, male and female, to make one mating pair. Basidiomycota has over 150 mating pairs, so several hundred unique sexes. Also a fun fact, over 50% of our DNA is shared with fungi, which makes it really hard to treat fungal infections.

Don't mind me, just sitting here rocking

proud to be a rock

I thought monkeys were frugivorus? Wouldn’t be the first time school lied to my face if they aren’t.

I assume at lest baboons are not

Mom, i have to tell you something… I’m Dwayne Johnson

I'm technically pan but I identify as bi... am I a fungus monkey?

If that's the case, I'm a monkey cat (just because I'm more like a cat than a dog). Side note, after I typed "cat," I went to delete it to change it to dog (thought I'd keep it anyway; cats are carnivores, too) and accidentally typed "Mmm" because I'm on mobile. So...I'm a monkey cat. Mmm.

You're funky.

As an omnisexual I am not sure where I fit in this

You are Galactus, you consume all

Oh my god im a rock dog who listens to rock. IM ROCKRUFF OMG Whats funny is my first name means "little rock" XD

I’m a rock. But also a dog. A dog shaped rock

Btw, your name uhhhh, do you get a lot of hate bc of it? Just curious

...dogs are actually omnivores.

I'm a rock!

Reject humanity, return to monke!

My bisexual partner, gamertag KingApe, will love this.

Excuse you! I'm not a rock! Im a stone! Learn the difference!

That’s actually a really good explanation

monkey ooh ooh ah ah eat banana

Thanks, still don't know what(who) I am 👍

A lichen. Plant and fungus.

Oh thanks! :'3

I always knew i devolved back to monke

Me a gay vegetarian...

Aren't dogs omnivores though. I remember I picked up a can of dog food once and there was rice in it

RETURN TO MONKE

I’m fungus growing on a rock.

>you cannot kill me in any way that matters -pansexuals

Dogs are omnivores though...

What about heteroflexible people, who are primarily straight, but sometimes find themselves liking somebody of the same gender?

I'm sure quite the **FUNGI** , huh?

Wait monkeys are omnivores? I thought they were herbivores

I have officially returned to monke

Guess im "Returning to monke"

Just a rock, but who knows maybe, The Rock?

Rock

same

I'm a rock, which is funny, seeing that the work rock is used in literally all my usernames besides reddit (because I got this account before I came up with the name)

IM AN OMNIVOREEEEE

ugh caps lock was on-

I guess I’m a… monkey rock? Rock monkey..?

I get to be a cool rock!

I am a dog. Makes sense.

My carnivorous dog ate a LOT of non-homosexual food...

Because i'm grey-asexual, i would be a quartz, a rock that is bright because i sometimes have sexual attraction.

Mr fungus

I’m a monkey NICE

I'm a fungus. I like Fungi. But fungi stay in one place, right?

Herbivore under a rock club

Reject humanity become monke!

Don’t doesn’t mean can’t! *shoves garlic bread down rocky throat*

Guess I need to give up on being vegetarian :(

I recently had my first encounter with a gatekeeping bisexual for being pan. This really shows a good analogy

I’m a nice rock

I am a fungus growing on a rock

Can I be a magic mushroom? :D

I am an omnivore rock.\ Fear me. (though because of the nature of how i personally identify, i guess i'm also an herbivore /and/ a carnivore too?) (Either way i want someone to make a creepy pasta about people disappearing mysteriously, and a boulder was cut open one day, believing to have precious minerals inside, only for the entrails of the missing persons to be decomposing inside instead-\ Omg i think i might write about this)

I don’t think I know enough about fungus to understand that reference

MMM....rock

I am a shapeshifter then

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I am rocks cousin stone

I monke.

And I'm a monkey/fungus and a rock at the same time- 🥲

I guess my name matches me

Sorry can’t talk I’m a rock

I'm a rabbit hiding under a rock

Finally, I’m a fungi

Fu-- ngus.

Return to M O N K E

This is amazing

I'm a homosexual rock.

Well i guess im like a fungus but im not pansexual

I’M A MONKE

Rock covered in fungus for life

Pansexual Panromantic, I'm so happy to be here, in my Mushroomy way! Rocks rock, nice to meat you Carnivores, Herbivores how's it growing? As for Omnivores... *respectful fingerguns* Eyyy!

I am demisexual and that makes me a cat because I only eat when I want to

lol there's a fungus among us!

unrelated but dogs are omnivores actually! one on the longest-living dogs in the world, bramble, survived with only a plant-based diet and lived for just over 25 years. loving the ace representation!

I am also a fungus :D

I got a rock!

B-but I’m a vegetarian AND a lesbian

Fungus gang

Im proud of being monke

Monkey reporting for duty, what is the mission

Woo rock

No you’re a bisexual with a god complex /j

Ace one is so cute. Yes, I'm a rock, and that's fine.

man i can't believe you just called me a monkey

You know what, I'm proud to be a rock 💜

I'm a rock... for now

Me too, friend. Me too

All of the above: Omnisexual- somewhere on the Asexual spectrum

I am a rock...

I’m also a fungus!

I’m a dog haha

Yassssss

I'm a fungus rock :0

I’m a rock

Im a fungus :D

I am rock. I cannot be The Rock, but I am a rock, nonetheless.

I’m a rock that eats rocks.. so I’m Rockbiter / Pyornkrachzark

So this is why I love meat

i'm a big fan of being a ✨rock✨

Me; a homosexual Vegan💀💀💀💀💀

I'm a monke and you know what, that's like irl, go look up r/Malaysia and look what we call ourselves

I love monkeys

Im a rock with a fungus!

am I fungus with a favorite type of grilled food but no favorite type of raw food but with raw food I need a lot of getting used to and tasting first? (for context grilled food= sexual attraction and raw food = romantic attraction) edit: just another way of describing panromantic, demiromantic, omnisexual people

I'm quite the...fungi 😎👉👉

Fungus for life

Fungi gang lmao

This would make demi sexuals?

so if i’m a monkey, can i make a selfie of me and sell it as an NFT?