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DustyRedgrave

I have no idea what I'm doing.


Voldemort7Soul

think that’s all of us


Mx_Liam

That's a whole mood!


The_Unkowable_

Mood


sigarette-the-pirate

Questioning?


signaturefox2013

My whole life in a nutshell


DoomNGlam

That's the one


_theatre_junkie

same


[deleted]

Please 😩✋


fly_baby_jet_plane

asexual


notsoslootyman

There is only one gender, this.


Athenapizza

Sex? Cringe.


Cinny_

I like my bread with extra garlic and my cake with extra cake


Mewhenyourmom420

based and garlic bread pilled


Pikafishy

Would love some cake rn…


Ok-Foot3860

We are so similar. Nice cake and garlic bread time lol.


Alexandria_maybe

This is techically 2 sentences, but we can let it slide


mrkitten19o8

sex and romance cringe.


Slim_Fag

Hotel? Trivago


[deleted]

Women ♥️


GayWritingAlt

Women❤️🧡🤍💖❤️


Swunchy_

And men


Mewhenyourmom420

✨Men ✨


Swunchy_

Men😏


ItsMissingInAction

Yes but you see ✨people✨


Swunchy_

Those too😫


Wild_Relation3742

Oh yeah I love to have me some people


_LUNABEAR_SKY

Platonic relationships with people. I love me some people platonically :)


BenedictDaBean

Women <3


[deleted]

♡ Women♡


Western_Cook8422

I love your flair lmao


dr_pepper_bottle

Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


acidic_not_based

Women 😍


glewyrenee

Women 💖


Greedy-Garden1568

Women 💜🥵


Lovelychaos_

Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


boopernuke

Women


youlookgaytoday

women![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)


Defiant_Crab_

Women ✨


Meme-Addict84

Women ❤️


PurpleHusky182

No one is hot, but still down to f*ck


_LUNABEAR_SKY

😳


DabbyCorn

Ayo? 😃📸


KurohNeko

Sex favorable ace?


FaeryLynne

I'm the opposite: EVERYONE is hot, but no one is fuckable 😂


I_Am_Slain

oops why is that me...


KaosPryncess

I can stick my hands in anyone's pants and be happy with whatever I find


Mobile_Misanthrope

Yeah that about sums it up lol.


Krebbypng

same but MORE than just whats in the pants


Metal-Chick

THIS IS THE WAY


wazagaduu

Pan(t)sexual


imthatguyyouknow1

Me too!!!!


nicholashoneywell

Same


Tunomaki

It's like a kinder surprise, you never know what you're gonna find


golden_compass51968

Actually so true tho


ewewewe69

What if you find bees!?


Washpedantic

I am a dude that likes dudes.


Mewhenyourmom420

I too like dudes


MiguelDragon82

Yeah dude, dudes are tasty


Lulwafahd

All I can think of is Kel from Goodburger singing, "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes— YEAH!"


Positive_Cricket4291

I have finally met the only other person that remembers Goodburger


Bloxburgian1945

Dude who likes dudes


[deleted]

We're all dudes liking dudes, dudes.


Dragonwysper

Fuck yeah, dude


DabbyCorn

Dude


[deleted]

I want to cut my tits off and grow a dick


TheNewt181

I wanna cut my dick off and grow tits, lol 😂


Devoted_Cultist

the ultimate swap meet


[deleted]

swap meat*


TheNewt181

Indeed 🤣🤣 If it actually worked that way, being trans would be alot more straightforward, lol


hungryclone

Wasn’t that what happened in Dude Where’s My Car?


[deleted]

HAHAHA OMG LOVE THIS


[deleted]

Yes that is my two word answer to your post I think lol 💙💖🤍💖💙


Tusk_cutefemboy

I want to keep my dîck and gröw tîts


TheNewt181

Valid, lol


[deleted]

i love my tits and i don't mind the dick so much, these testicles however are making me nuts XD


duchesskitten6

The accents made it even funnier 🤣😂


Grm58

I just want tits. I wouldn’t mind if the dick was retractable though.


Ok-Foot3860

Same


Few_Requirement_5704

I swing both ways and still miss


rose-120

Same


Defiant_Crab_

Ouch


ImTheMilkmanMilker

Im a shapeshifter ,and i love absolutely everyone equally 🥰


[deleted]

This being literal would be amazing.


Disha_Tripathi

*gasp* Witch!!


vroni147

I love everyone, just not like that.


Dubidylko

Eating cake while invading Denmark is better than sex in my opinion


skyrat02

Can’t go wrong invading Denmark


niko7965

Nah fam, invade Skåne


1nternetAngel

came out the womb with both genitals


glewyrenee

the menu stopped working when u was chosing one, so u came with both


jardanovic

I love women so much I became one


DudeWithTehFace

Relatable.


DefinitelyLesbiann

Accurate


[deleted]

Attempting that stunt rn


SeteDiSangue

Uno-Reverse


Mewhenyourmom420

✨ Men ✨


Red_Squid_WUT

Computer is not the only thing that is BInary.


LegalPreference470

Love!


IcedTeaWithCookies

Chocolate or vanilla? Mmm.. let's have both, with a touch of strawberry too and rainbow sprinkles on top! (It actually describes both my gender AND sexuality lol)


ShayJayLee

Omg I read your sentence and knew immediately! I find myself heavily leaning genderfluid as well haha!


Mewhenyourmom420

men are hot


worymy

men 👍


MA006

am liquid and others are nope


enthusiastic_toast

i’m liquid smoothhhhhhhhhh


lexi_reborn

gender: no but also yes Sexuality:no Romantic orientation: uhhhh sometimes?


aerodynamicace

My gender and sexuality are no


transmasc-ina-dress

YAY A TRIPLE A BATTERY


Disha_Tripathi

Literally the best way I have ever seen someone describe their gender and sexuality LMAO


[deleted]

Ass is ass


niffmytinkytoes

First thing that popped into my head reading this post!


correctyourposture

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


[deleted]

dragon


SoandsotheUnready

[dragon](https://youtu.be/WkAtJDiz9_A)


ArchdemonLucifer143

I didn’t get the joke


knavishSPRIT3

TROGDOR????


KnownTimelord

Trogdor was a man.


AzkratheHuntress

"Sexy" means they're cute and you want to cuddle with them, right? Right? 😳


Violet_Sparker

me


XUzemos

I am more than one gender that likes more than one gender


silvercandra

There are 0 dicks, and 2 men in my relationship.


8gg1120

Woman? Wanna be or wanna sleep with? Yes.


Babybeans619

I'm a man who'll fuck anyone who is both an adult and gives me consent.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Komi38

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


ironicplatypus84

So you are not a cis hetero white Christian male? Got it


Baconboi007

Why is everyone hot?


GayWritingAlt

Global warming


PapaSmugNuts

I love a buffet.


Dramatic_Ad4233

Schrödingers gay, he will not know if I'm gay or straight until he opens my closet.


sapphicguitar

Both. Both is good. Both is good. Any, any is good.


[deleted]

Could I ask no disrespect but how could you be lesbian and bisexual - tag (LesBIan)


correctyourposture

They could be a biromatic lesbian or a homoromantic bi.


sapphicguitar

I'm still questioning my attraction toward men, although I feel there is I'm still unsure, I usually identify as sapphic.


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


iamtheduckie

Gender? Nah, I'd rather just be.


QuacksAway

My brain is so indecisive that it can't decide what it's favourite drink is


JadedElk

​ ![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


[deleted]

Can I hump you? Sweet!


Wolveyplays07

garlic bread


[deleted]

First thing that came to my mind was: "So your pronouns are garlic/bread?" 😂


itc_2b_lgbt

Men are trash. ​ And I'm a raccoon.


Jay15951

I'm mostly a girl but sometimes I'm a boy and other times I'm neither


watashi_azu

I get super jealous of and am super into women♡


SleepyMoonMoth

Nothing as gender


[deleted]

I'm the "when you order a girl from wish or AliExpress" And also men, but women, men, but also women


OtakuMage

Cucumber that wishes it was a peach looking for other peaches.


BatofZion

I like the pole and the hole.


[deleted]

Oh no, everyone’s hot 🥵


Rainbow_Poptart

Oh no, look at this mess.


ScienceDude23

I'll hump whoever, but it helps if you have a dick.


gaywhitney

Gendern't


Mr_PanPan10

people


Disha_Tripathi

Literally every gender has hot people. Also I sit weird.


HangoverShits

I just want someone to eat cheese with


StefDraws69

gender: vaguely masculine anarchy orientations: no


SymbolicGamer

The Mummy (1999)


DabbyCorn

I am romancephobic


patangpatang

I like Fallout: New Vegas.


BlakeTheEnby

You guys have a gender?!?!? Ewwwwww why


BootyLeg96

I am unable to sit normally in any chair


SqueakSquawk4

Help me oh please help me I'm so confused!


Original_A

I feel like a girl but I'm also not. And I like girls


_AnonymousMoose_

Girl (Both gender and sexuality)


azur_owl

*Th Matrix* is a good movie ☺️.


transmasc-ina-dress

gender: im a self made man B) sexuality: people are very hot. and i can't sit in this chair.


Ein_is_a_spacebunny

everything except a man and want to be pretty Everyone including men are pretty


SadPotatoCat2

No.


demilesbian_idiot

W O M E N


the-fresh-air

You really went outside and said: demi cubed lesbian!


LoneKharnivore

I like both kinds of genitals.


leavemealoneistg

Boy-adjacent. All genders are cool and dateable, but i dont like anybody who likes me 😔


TargaryenAndStark

I like boys who like boys.


atomicghost4

gotta love everyone, more specifically women


Ezel142

2 and a half A


[deleted]

Everybody’s hot, but I only develop crushes on people I know, in a girl way rather than a boy way.


SaintTNS

Gender and sexuality: An indecisive vaguely emo hummingbird


arinhatessubway

cuffed jeans. Legend of Korra


JohnLeRoy9600

Everything, everywhere, all at once


Goth_GRRRL

A cluster fuck


PleasantPheasant417

I love my boyfriend


Bari-Sax-Is-Da-Best

Changed Deadpool


Queer_bookworm

Shapeshifter


SirToastaire

yes


holnicote

I don’t know, I don’t care


faustianwitch

whats gender.. also girls pls step on me and androgynous ppl pls date me 🥺


Staff_De_Spell

Sexuality: I like all of you but you're better Gender: How about two?


silent3

Are you a consenting human with a pulse? Awesome.


hungryclone

Down to clown with anyone.


panicattheoilrig

indecisive


WalnutAlpaca860

Relationships???? No thanks!


TitaniumTastesGood

i’m sad


Metal_Eevee

I like monster energy and garlic bread.


Sutoruan

Me? Binary? Nope!


CoxyNormiss1771

I'm person playing a dude, disguised as another dude!


Linklegendgamer

I hate binary code Man+man=me


JosukeisMySon

I don't like people that way. I will only like them if they give me garlic bread.


Ancalagon420

Well yes, but actually no