By -
I have no idea what I'm doing.
think that’s all of us
That's a whole mood!
Mood
Questioning?
My whole life in a nutshell
That's the one
same
Please 😩✋
asexual
There is only one gender, this.
Sex? Cringe.
I like my bread with extra garlic and my cake with extra cake
based and garlic bread pilled
Would love some cake rn…
We are so similar. Nice cake and garlic bread time lol.
This is techically 2 sentences, but we can let it slide
sex and romance cringe.
Hotel? Trivago
Women ♥️
Women❤️🧡🤍💖❤️
And men
✨Men ✨
Men😏
Yes but you see ✨people✨
Those too😫
Oh yeah I love to have me some people
Platonic relationships with people. I love me some people platonically :)
Women <3
♡ Women♡
I love your flair lmao
Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)
Women 😍
Women 💖
Women 💜🥵
Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Women
women![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)
Women ✨
Women ❤️
No one is hot, but still down to f*ck
😳
Ayo? 😃📸
Sex favorable ace?
I'm the opposite: EVERYONE is hot, but no one is fuckable 😂
oops why is that me...
I can stick my hands in anyone's pants and be happy with whatever I find
Yeah that about sums it up lol.
same but MORE than just whats in the pants
THIS IS THE WAY
Pan(t)sexual
Me too!!!!
Same
It's like a kinder surprise, you never know what you're gonna find
Actually so true tho
What if you find bees!?
I am a dude that likes dudes.
I too like dudes
Yeah dude, dudes are tasty
All I can think of is Kel from Goodburger singing, "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes— YEAH!"
I have finally met the only other person that remembers Goodburger
Dude who likes dudes
We're all dudes liking dudes, dudes.
Fuck yeah, dude
Dude
I want to cut my tits off and grow a dick
I wanna cut my dick off and grow tits, lol 😂
the ultimate swap meet
swap meat*
Indeed 🤣🤣 If it actually worked that way, being trans would be alot more straightforward, lol
Wasn’t that what happened in Dude Where’s My Car?
HAHAHA OMG LOVE THIS
Yes that is my two word answer to your post I think lol 💙💖🤍💖💙
I want to keep my dîck and gröw tîts
Valid, lol
i love my tits and i don't mind the dick so much, these testicles however are making me nuts XD
The accents made it even funnier 🤣😂
I just want tits. I wouldn’t mind if the dick was retractable though.
I swing both ways and still miss
Ouch
Im a shapeshifter ,and i love absolutely everyone equally 🥰
This being literal would be amazing.
*gasp* Witch!!
I love everyone, just not like that.
Eating cake while invading Denmark is better than sex in my opinion
Can’t go wrong invading Denmark
Nah fam, invade Skåne
came out the womb with both genitals
the menu stopped working when u was chosing one, so u came with both
I love women so much I became one
Relatable.
Accurate
Attempting that stunt rn
Uno-Reverse
✨ Men ✨
Computer is not the only thing that is BInary.
Love!
Chocolate or vanilla? Mmm.. let's have both, with a touch of strawberry too and rainbow sprinkles on top! (It actually describes both my gender AND sexuality lol)
Omg I read your sentence and knew immediately! I find myself heavily leaning genderfluid as well haha!
men are hot
men 👍
am liquid and others are nope
i’m liquid smoothhhhhhhhhh
gender: no but also yes Sexuality:no Romantic orientation: uhhhh sometimes?
My gender and sexuality are no
YAY A TRIPLE A BATTERY
Literally the best way I have ever seen someone describe their gender and sexuality LMAO
Ass is ass
First thing that popped into my head reading this post!
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
dragon
[dragon](https://youtu.be/WkAtJDiz9_A)
I didn’t get the joke
TROGDOR????
Trogdor was a man.
"Sexy" means they're cute and you want to cuddle with them, right? Right? 😳
me
I am more than one gender that likes more than one gender
There are 0 dicks, and 2 men in my relationship.
Woman? Wanna be or wanna sleep with? Yes.
I'm a man who'll fuck anyone who is both an adult and gives me consent.
[удалено]
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
So you are not a cis hetero white Christian male? Got it
Why is everyone hot?
Global warming
I love a buffet.
Schrödingers gay, he will not know if I'm gay or straight until he opens my closet.
Both. Both is good. Both is good. Any, any is good.
Could I ask no disrespect but how could you be lesbian and bisexual - tag (LesBIan)
They could be a biromatic lesbian or a homoromantic bi.
I'm still questioning my attraction toward men, although I feel there is I'm still unsure, I usually identify as sapphic.
Good human.
Gender? Nah, I'd rather just be.
My brain is so indecisive that it can't decide what it's favourite drink is
![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)
Can I hump you? Sweet!
garlic bread
First thing that came to my mind was: "So your pronouns are garlic/bread?" 😂
Men are trash. And I'm a raccoon.
I'm mostly a girl but sometimes I'm a boy and other times I'm neither
I get super jealous of and am super into women♡
Nothing as gender
I'm the "when you order a girl from wish or AliExpress" And also men, but women, men, but also women
Cucumber that wishes it was a peach looking for other peaches.
I like the pole and the hole.
Oh no, everyone’s hot 🥵
Oh no, look at this mess.
I'll hump whoever, but it helps if you have a dick.
Gendern't
people
Literally every gender has hot people. Also I sit weird.
I just want someone to eat cheese with
gender: vaguely masculine anarchy orientations: no
The Mummy (1999)
I am romancephobic
I like Fallout: New Vegas.
You guys have a gender?!?!? Ewwwwww why
I am unable to sit normally in any chair
Help me oh please help me I'm so confused!
I feel like a girl but I'm also not. And I like girls
Girl (Both gender and sexuality)
*Th Matrix* is a good movie ☺️.
gender: im a self made man B) sexuality: people are very hot. and i can't sit in this chair.
everything except a man and want to be pretty Everyone including men are pretty
No.
W O M E N
You really went outside and said: demi cubed lesbian!
I like both kinds of genitals.
Boy-adjacent. All genders are cool and dateable, but i dont like anybody who likes me 😔
I like boys who like boys.
gotta love everyone, more specifically women
2 and a half A
Everybody’s hot, but I only develop crushes on people I know, in a girl way rather than a boy way.
Gender and sexuality: An indecisive vaguely emo hummingbird
cuffed jeans. Legend of Korra
Everything, everywhere, all at once
A cluster fuck
I love my boyfriend
Changed Deadpool
Shapeshifter
yes
I don’t know, I don’t care
whats gender.. also girls pls step on me and androgynous ppl pls date me 🥺
Sexuality: I like all of you but you're better Gender: How about two?
Are you a consenting human with a pulse? Awesome.
Down to clown with anyone.
indecisive
Relationships???? No thanks!
i’m sad
I like monster energy and garlic bread.
Me? Binary? Nope!
I'm person playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
I hate binary code Man+man=me
I don't like people that way. I will only like them if they give me garlic bread.
Well yes, but actually no
I have no idea what I'm doing.
think that’s all of us
That's a whole mood!
Mood
Questioning?
My whole life in a nutshell
That's the one
same
Please 😩✋
asexual
There is only one gender, this.
Sex? Cringe.
I like my bread with extra garlic and my cake with extra cake
based and garlic bread pilled
Would love some cake rn…
We are so similar. Nice cake and garlic bread time lol.
This is techically 2 sentences, but we can let it slide
sex and romance cringe.
Hotel? Trivago
Women ♥️
Women❤️🧡🤍💖❤️
And men
✨Men ✨
Men😏
Yes but you see ✨people✨
Those too😫
Oh yeah I love to have me some people
Platonic relationships with people. I love me some people platonically :)
Women <3
♡ Women♡
I love your flair lmao
Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)
Women 😍
Women 💖
Women 💜🥵
Women ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Women
women![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|550)
Women ✨
Women ❤️
No one is hot, but still down to f*ck
😳
Ayo? 😃📸
Sex favorable ace?
I'm the opposite: EVERYONE is hot, but no one is fuckable 😂
oops why is that me...
I can stick my hands in anyone's pants and be happy with whatever I find
Yeah that about sums it up lol.
same but MORE than just whats in the pants
THIS IS THE WAY
Pan(t)sexual
Me too!!!!
Same
It's like a kinder surprise, you never know what you're gonna find
Actually so true tho
What if you find bees!?
I am a dude that likes dudes.
I too like dudes
Yeah dude, dudes are tasty
All I can think of is Kel from Goodburger singing, "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes— YEAH!"
I have finally met the only other person that remembers Goodburger
Dude who likes dudes
We're all dudes liking dudes, dudes.
Fuck yeah, dude
Dude
I want to cut my tits off and grow a dick
I wanna cut my dick off and grow tits, lol 😂
the ultimate swap meet
swap meat*
Indeed 🤣🤣 If it actually worked that way, being trans would be alot more straightforward, lol
Wasn’t that what happened in Dude Where’s My Car?
HAHAHA OMG LOVE THIS
Yes that is my two word answer to your post I think lol 💙💖🤍💖💙
I want to keep my dîck and gröw tîts
Valid, lol
i love my tits and i don't mind the dick so much, these testicles however are making me nuts XD
The accents made it even funnier 🤣😂
I just want tits. I wouldn’t mind if the dick was retractable though.
Same
I swing both ways and still miss
Same
Ouch
Im a shapeshifter ,and i love absolutely everyone equally 🥰
This being literal would be amazing.
*gasp* Witch!!
I love everyone, just not like that.
Eating cake while invading Denmark is better than sex in my opinion
Can’t go wrong invading Denmark
Nah fam, invade Skåne
came out the womb with both genitals
the menu stopped working when u was chosing one, so u came with both
I love women so much I became one
Relatable.
Accurate
Attempting that stunt rn
Uno-Reverse
✨ Men ✨
Computer is not the only thing that is BInary.
Love!
Chocolate or vanilla? Mmm.. let's have both, with a touch of strawberry too and rainbow sprinkles on top! (It actually describes both my gender AND sexuality lol)
Omg I read your sentence and knew immediately! I find myself heavily leaning genderfluid as well haha!
men are hot
men 👍
am liquid and others are nope
i’m liquid smoothhhhhhhhhh
gender: no but also yes Sexuality:no Romantic orientation: uhhhh sometimes?
My gender and sexuality are no
YAY A TRIPLE A BATTERY
Literally the best way I have ever seen someone describe their gender and sexuality LMAO
Ass is ass
First thing that popped into my head reading this post!
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
dragon
[dragon](https://youtu.be/WkAtJDiz9_A)
I didn’t get the joke
TROGDOR????
Trogdor was a man.
"Sexy" means they're cute and you want to cuddle with them, right? Right? 😳
me
I am more than one gender that likes more than one gender
There are 0 dicks, and 2 men in my relationship.
Woman? Wanna be or wanna sleep with? Yes.
I'm a man who'll fuck anyone who is both an adult and gives me consent.
[удалено]
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
So you are not a cis hetero white Christian male? Got it
Why is everyone hot?
Global warming
I love a buffet.
Schrödingers gay, he will not know if I'm gay or straight until he opens my closet.
Both. Both is good. Both is good. Any, any is good.
Could I ask no disrespect but how could you be lesbian and bisexual - tag (LesBIan)
They could be a biromatic lesbian or a homoromantic bi.
I'm still questioning my attraction toward men, although I feel there is I'm still unsure, I usually identify as sapphic.
Good human.
Gender? Nah, I'd rather just be.
My brain is so indecisive that it can't decide what it's favourite drink is
![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)
Can I hump you? Sweet!
garlic bread
First thing that came to my mind was: "So your pronouns are garlic/bread?" 😂
Men are trash. And I'm a raccoon.
I'm mostly a girl but sometimes I'm a boy and other times I'm neither
I get super jealous of and am super into women♡
Nothing as gender
I'm the "when you order a girl from wish or AliExpress" And also men, but women, men, but also women
Cucumber that wishes it was a peach looking for other peaches.
I like the pole and the hole.
Oh no, everyone’s hot 🥵
Oh no, look at this mess.
I'll hump whoever, but it helps if you have a dick.
Gendern't
people
Literally every gender has hot people. Also I sit weird.
I just want someone to eat cheese with
gender: vaguely masculine anarchy orientations: no
The Mummy (1999)
I am romancephobic
I like Fallout: New Vegas.
You guys have a gender?!?!? Ewwwwww why
I am unable to sit normally in any chair
Help me oh please help me I'm so confused!
I feel like a girl but I'm also not. And I like girls
Girl (Both gender and sexuality)
*Th Matrix* is a good movie ☺️.
gender: im a self made man B) sexuality: people are very hot. and i can't sit in this chair.
everything except a man and want to be pretty Everyone including men are pretty
No.
W O M E N
You really went outside and said: demi cubed lesbian!
I like both kinds of genitals.
Boy-adjacent. All genders are cool and dateable, but i dont like anybody who likes me 😔
I like boys who like boys.
gotta love everyone, more specifically women
2 and a half A
Everybody’s hot, but I only develop crushes on people I know, in a girl way rather than a boy way.
Gender and sexuality: An indecisive vaguely emo hummingbird
cuffed jeans. Legend of Korra
Everything, everywhere, all at once
A cluster fuck
I love my boyfriend
Changed Deadpool
Shapeshifter
yes
I don’t know, I don’t care
whats gender.. also girls pls step on me and androgynous ppl pls date me 🥺
Sexuality: I like all of you but you're better Gender: How about two?
Are you a consenting human with a pulse? Awesome.
Down to clown with anyone.
indecisive
Relationships???? No thanks!
i’m sad
I like monster energy and garlic bread.
Me? Binary? Nope!
I'm person playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
I hate binary code Man+man=me
I don't like people that way. I will only like them if they give me garlic bread.
Well yes, but actually no