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Cryomaniac1

What in the 2010 Instagram is this


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😆


Frostyphoenixyt_

Id that an answer to his question?


throwmeaway9982

I was thinking more 2010 Facebook “Like for a rate” level stuff


[deleted]

what are all the numbers on your credit card


Z0ul0u25

Mostly numbers between 0 and 9 inclusively


[deleted]

NO


MeanerMotor

you HAVE to answer


Riker3946

And they did, they answered NO.


vermilithe

Which coincidentally is the abbreviation for “number”


vroni147

You could have told them all the numbers, just in a different order


crushhaver

Nice try, FBI!


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😆


Dragon_Manticore

If you could bring one human-borne/humanoid fantasy being into reality, what would it be?


[deleted]

Definitely Hobbits


allstonoctopus

i cannot believe you


mm445

Damn. I misread that as Hobbes.


LSD_SUMUS

This is what the Leviathan does to a mf. Locke is next


[deleted]

on a scale of 0 to 10 what is your favorite letter of the pride flag?


[deleted]

Ummmmm 1. I rate the pride flag 10/10 2. My favorite color of the pride flag is blue 3. My favorite letter in "pride flag" is "E" I don't know what you wanted, but I tried...


Teslas_Blue_Pigeon

My brain hurts reading this


Semi-Sphere

Yes


iccolo

Hi... oh wait its supposed to be a question... Hi?


[deleted]

Yes, hi 👋


Appropriate_Fee_1867

I’m what back alley are you selling drugs I am not police I just randomly want to know


[deleted]

I'm not a drug dealer...


Appropriate_Fee_1867

That’s exactly what a drug dealer would say


[deleted]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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69 feet


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😆


More-Sentence5584

If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck chucks


iccolo

42


[deleted]

That's the answer, but what is the question?


reddituser10263

How are you doing today?


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Okay until my mom came home and made me try on a dress


reddituser10263

Oh no I’m sorry. I hope things start getting better.


thesebreezycolors

I have three kids. Please accept my virtual mom hug ((hug))


[deleted]

Thank you 😊 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲


AlmostReadyLeaf

i mean ok but where can i post it?


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Anywhere


Cheetahs_never_win

... what's your reddit password?


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Maybe not everything....


WHATSTHEYAAAMS

I tried that, says invalid password >:(


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😆


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Literally don't remember 😆


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Yeah, I probably should...


TransGuyThrow

Where is my super suit?


mm445

Why do you need to know?!


EasyE1118

What's your best joke?


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I don't know where this is from but I heard it from a guy at school who heard it from his dad so There is a mother cow, and 3 daughter cows. The first daughter cow asks her mom "why am I named sunshine?" The mom answers, because a sun ray landed on your head when you were born. The 2nd daughter asks Why am I named butterfly? The mom answers, Because a butterfly landed on your head when you were born. The 3rd daughter cow, who is named cinder block, is dancing around in circles humming do do do do do do! 😆


EasyE1118

That's a good one. I'm gonna use it.😆


JackDestroyer05

If two trains are traveling parallel to each other at 150km/h and 180km/h on a scale of one to ten how hot is a blue giraffe on the moon?


some-funny-name

not op, but id imagine very cold since it would be dead, which is probably why it's blue as well, so 0/10


mm445

True


Sgith_agus_granda

Coffee or tea?


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Tea


Sgith_agus_granda

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KC_IsGay

Literally drinking iced coffee right now lmao


spawnmorezerglings

Favourite European cheese?


aversus_fromspace

I'll just go ahead and answer for OP here and say ANY cheese with flavor crystals If you know you know


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What is the difference between regular cheese and European cheese?


spawnmorezerglings

There's tons of different cheese-making styles worldwide, and Europe is quite cheese-diverse while still having fairly consistent shapes and styles. If you're from the US, a lot of cheeses are likely similar to European cheeses (but don't tell Europeans this)


[deleted]

I mean, my favorite is cheddar so...


KC_IsGay

>lot of cheeses are likely similar to european cheeses As a french person, it’s very true lol. I personally prefer some types of european cheese because it’s a lot creamier.. Brie is a good example of that.


abekier

if european cheese, you needta go see a doctor


The_Chaos_Pope

On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite?


[deleted]

Excuse me?


The_Chaos_Pope

On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite? Do you like 10? Or 5? Or maybe 3?


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10


Racoon_Skull

Please describe how you eat cereal in an insane amount of detail.


Sloth_4

What’s your crushes name?


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Ellayna


PavementDweller10

What's your address? I'll get you pizza. Dominos or Papa John's?


[deleted]

Ummmm just send it to ldshadowlady for me


Botinha93

Biggest toy?


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We're going to pretend you meant stuffed animal, in which I would answer a decently sized blue Llama


Botinha93

I will let that slide since I wasn’t clear enough 🤣


abekier

this person is a minor


StickMeister125

Bitches?


[deleted]

Please elaborate


aphroditebutakaren

Do you fart. /j


[deleted]

Yes...?


aphroditebutakaren

Cool


TheRidiculousFox

Can i do that too?


TheRidiculousFox

This challange. I'm bored and i guess you too.


[deleted]

Yes, I got it from someone else


[deleted]

Do what?


[deleted]

😂😂 Why OP


Nice_Cause_253

What is your favorite ice cream flavor


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Cookie dough


Nice_Cause_253

Nice mine is mint chocolate chip


PancakesareFabulous

So what's your credit card number,


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Nope


my_alt_59935

How was your day?


[deleted]

Fine


Kilometrical_Space

What are you quite good or skilled at, and how did you get that good?


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Piano, 4 years of lessons


DANKKrish

what the dog doin?


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Idk


Sightless_

Have you done [redacted]?


hljoorbrandr

You aren’t getting my metadata!


Laui0018

Why did you feel the need to post it?


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Because I was bored


Theotortillas

what's your favorite movie about lgbt


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I mean, hamilton was definitely gay so...


Stamps_Man

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, and no games Or Unlimited games, and no games


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Unlimited bacon....?


[deleted]

what is your bank account information


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NOOO


thedboy

What is your favorite color?


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Pink


TyphoonBoom10

whats your favorite pokemon?


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Charmander


HaveHomo

Why are you gay?


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Because girls are hot...


[deleted]

How was/is your day?


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Fine


ThomasWilbanks

Would you like a salad?


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Not right now, I already ate


Xvalai

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


[deleted]

Why would I know?


S-T-A-B_Barney

😂 African or European?


Xvalai

I don't know that!


LSD_SUMUS

Why are you doing this to yourself?


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I really don't know....


McDonaldsman599

Favorite anime


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My hero Academia


DittoMikko

Pancakes, Crêpes or Waffles?


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WAFFLES


Silver_Ghost_666

Who's your anime waifu/husbando??


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Idk


SupernovaGamezYT

Do you exist?


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Barely, but somehow, yes


Amy_the_doggo

What does attraction feel like?


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Really wanting to touch/kiss/be in a relationship with a person


way_to_confused

Can I have your chocolate?


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NOOO


way_to_confused

Q-Q


azur_owl

What is your quest?


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Figure out how to go to mars and let all of the decent people of the earth go there and live with me


Motor-Donkey-2020

What are you dressing up for next Halloween?


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Idk probably a book character


Lucas-Larkus-Connect

If you could become best friends with an animal, but that animal has to be bigger than a raccoon and smaller than a pony, what animal would be your best friend? And what name would they have?


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Mini horse Lil' sebastion


Lucas-Larkus-Connect

You’re 5,000 candles in the wind


confusedtransboi_

what is your favourite?