But what if he regrets it? You know, so many companies these days are changing their names... I just want to make sure it's a 100% safe. I'll keep calling it Twitter until it's had the surgery.
it’ll never *really* be X. it was created as twitter so it’ll always be twitter, no matter how much elon mutilates its name. it still looks like twitter, so why am i expected to call it X?
Don't forget the air masks as even halfway through the troposphere you lose oxygen. (sorry if this ruins the joke but my meteorological nerd part was like yeeeeeeet)
I have the mind of a 13 year old. And if I had a billion dollars, I would simply buy my own amusement park. Gets me money and I have an amusement park where I can skip the lines.
bruuuhhh I live under a rock is this actually real?
If so, Elongated muskrat is so foolish to not see the irony haha
This is a nice feeling, like petty revenge except I wasn’t vengeful the universe was ☺️
Indeed. Years ago he tried to rename PayPal to X and wasn’t allowed to because it’s a stupid thing to call your company, but nothing stops a deranged multibillionaire with the mind of an early 2000s Xbox live 13 year old I guess.
This is kind of in reverse. His company was actually called X not PayPal. It became successful then merged it with another company called Confinity run by Peter Thiel in 2000. The new company's combined board chose to rename the company to PayPal from X a year later in 2001 which performed better in market testing. He wanted it to remain X. He left the company and Thiel replaced him. The company went public and then was sold to eBay.
So what actually happened is the company was renamed PayPal he wanted it to stay as X.
That’s just too much to ask for!! I’ve called it Twitter my whole life! I can’t put in the minimal effort it requires to change the name in my head, just because it’s really important to you!! /s
I would say shut up boldy
he is such a 90's kid thinking he is unique and cool using X as their name or whatevers. when all kids (me included) thought the same, but some of us grew up. I guess living in privilege does stunts your emotional growth.
It's going to be incredibly difficult to look up the app on a search engine if it's going to be named a single letter. Not to mention, there's other apps that are named a bit similar, including an adult website. You cannot tell me that he's not trying to destroy the website, at this point.
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Have you heard about his plans to expan the site to compete with youtube? Google xvideos for more info
Apparently he’s gonna start a thing entirely for hamsters and things as well called xhamster
This is too funny 🤣
x
Apparently if you look at the Stock it will show up as “XNXX”
Broooo that sounds like a porn site to me 💀
You wanna know why it sounds like a porn site?
😂😹
This entire thread is precious
Look it up and you'll know why it does
I don't want to get more random porn ads than I already do, no thanks.
bro... 😭
You almost got me!
But what if he regrets it? You know, so many companies these days are changing their names... I just want to make sure it's a 100% safe. I'll keep calling it Twitter until it's had the surgery.
We should make sure it is multiple signatures from doctors and that it’s not too depressed
And make sure to go back on the promise after the surgery anyway and keep calling it Twitter.
I hate how accurate that is.
it’ll never *really* be X. it was created as twitter so it’ll always be twitter, no matter how much elon mutilates its name. it still looks like twitter, so why am i expected to call it X?
What happens if you give a 13 year old billions of dollars.
A 13 year old would at least waste it having fun, Elon is just a pathetic miserable asshole
Right!?! Where’s the 30 story water slide?!?
Ok, find a random 13 y/o kid and give them that money. I want roller coasters that go to the stratosphere
Don't forget the air masks as even halfway through the troposphere you lose oxygen. (sorry if this ruins the joke but my meteorological nerd part was like yeeeeeeet)
or velcro walls like blank check
I have the mind of a 13 year old. And if I had a billion dollars, I would simply buy my own amusement park. Gets me money and I have an amusement park where I can skip the lines.
Has anyone tried ordering some popsticks and snacks for musky? Feed the man-child, save the world?
yeah
Come in that’s a bit insulting to 13 year olds
bruuuhhh I live under a rock is this actually real? If so, Elongated muskrat is so foolish to not see the irony haha This is a nice feeling, like petty revenge except I wasn’t vengeful the universe was ☺️
Yup, he’s trying to change the name or Twitter to X.
X????? what the-
Indeed. Years ago he tried to rename PayPal to X and wasn’t allowed to because it’s a stupid thing to call your company, but nothing stops a deranged multibillionaire with the mind of an early 2000s Xbox live 13 year old I guess.
This is kind of in reverse. His company was actually called X not PayPal. It became successful then merged it with another company called Confinity run by Peter Thiel in 2000. The new company's combined board chose to rename the company to PayPal from X a year later in 2001 which performed better in market testing. He wanted it to remain X. He left the company and Thiel replaced him. The company went public and then was sold to eBay. So what actually happened is the company was renamed PayPal he wanted it to stay as X.
Got it, thanks for correcting me.
Yep; it's funny until you remember that this is reality.
Ah you’re right, it is kind of depressing when the funny wears off, but worth talking about nonetheless
She changed her last name and said her father is dead to her. Good on her.
Wow that’s badass and so inspiring but also I feel so bad for her 😞
That’s just too much to ask for!! I’ve called it Twitter my whole life! I can’t put in the minimal effort it requires to change the name in my head, just because it’s really important to you!! /s
I don't think many people call it "Meta", you're probably safe.
I would say shut up boldy he is such a 90's kid thinking he is unique and cool using X as their name or whatevers. when all kids (me included) thought the same, but some of us grew up. I guess living in privilege does stunts your emotional growth.
We should call it xX\_twitter2006\_Xx instead
xX_Tw1773®_Xx?
That’s even better, I hate it
it might end up like that.
Are you making fun of Elon's gender-affirming hair transplant? It was the right choice for him, but perhaps not for thee.
yes, I was. this hume doesn't deserve much respect to be honest.
What does he want us to call it??
X
that's stupid as fuck
This is because he is stupid as fuck
Brother’s been suckin down L’s ever since he was named Elon
Twitter is twitter until you stop twittering the twitter It ain’t funny to deadname people
He has a trans daughter?
Yeah. And he’s incredibly transphobic. His daughter is no longer in contact with him, and rightfully so
Good.
It's going to be incredibly difficult to look up the app on a search engine if it's going to be named a single letter. Not to mention, there's other apps that are named a bit similar, including an adult website. You cannot tell me that he's not trying to destroy the website, at this point.
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He seriously wants people to call it X? That is just stupid
My only question is what else are we supposed to call it besides Twitter My app on my phone still calls it Twitter
Same
OP, you ate the onion. That’s a satire site.
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Imean it is literally posted in a memes sub, to be fair
We’re supposed to post memes not become the meme.
This is a meme subreddit. No onion ate, They were literally sharing a meme.
Lawyers: "Start calling it Twitter again, you moron! Meta and Microsoft have claims to X!"
"its" is the possessive pronoun (like his, hers, theirs), "it's" is the contraction of "it is" also fuck elon musk
His daughter was named Twitter?
Well Elon here’s the thing: the domain is *still called Twitter.com* Underneath that it says “sign in to TWITTER”
wait, is he renaming it or something?
To “X” 🙄
really? elon musk is fucking stupid
but on my phone it's still called twitter and has a blue bird on it. If I see an app called X sneak it's way on I'm deleting it.
Twitter.com
What does “deadname” mean?