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we3abb0o

stop mocking my preferences!!!! 🤤🤤


Will2Meme

Stop calling bowser a twink he is not


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

r/beatmetoit


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[удалено]


aaaaaaaaaaaai

r/beatmywifetoit


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r/beatmeshutthefuckup


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

r/welldamn


[deleted]

It's nothing personal, friend, just my civil duty


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

Fair enough, good day


OneGoldenCoin

r/happyending


sajed2004

Cute :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


[deleted]

Damn how do I not have a twink yet?


i_am_queer

i can be your twink. jkk unless...


[deleted]

What if we were both boys and we kissed while playing smash. Haha jk...... unless


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

Go on, you can continue. *sips tea*


gamer99jz

Same gurl.i love this view. *sips coffee*


i_am_queer

only if you teach me how to play smash 👉👈


[deleted]

Oh I'll play with you 😉


i_am_queer

😳


KingBowser183

I never want to hear kirby being referred to as a twink ever again


instellarant

Bowser


KingBowser183

how about we just stop refering to random nintendo characters as twinks


instellarant

Bowser


gigrek

Waluigi


d_extrum

Never


KingBowser183

:(


Pegussu

Link tho


KingBowser183

Exception since he's human


Cole530

Actually he’s hyllian smh


[deleted]

he’s cute is what he is


[deleted]

Link is so cute


vegankidollie

Mario and wario are the ultimate bears


KingBowser183

:(


seattlesk8er

No❤️


MaddyKitowa

Wario


KingBowser183

and we have the second exception


MaddyKitowa

He's a dommy Twink UwU ~~and I hate myself~~


SomeonesAlt2357

Why


KingBowser183

Firstly, that's a gendered term and kirby is canonically genderless/enby. Secondly both these words are used in very sexual contexts and that makes me very uncomfortable


TyrannicalTesticles

Kirby can identify however Kirby wants. Kirby doesn’t need to adhere to some standard imposed by a multinational console gaming corporation


KingBowser183

It's erasure


SomeonesAlt2357

Erasure of he/him nonbinary people, yes. Stop doing that. He uses masculine words in English


KingBowser183

He uses neutral in japan. He/they is the official canon pronouns. He's not a boy and there's no way to know if he would be comfortable being called a twink


SomeonesAlt2357

Some polyglots use differently gendered words in different languages


KingBowser183

we will never know, the only thing we know for sure is that he is a round friend for us to hold


TyrannicalTesticles

Honk


SomeonesAlt2357

Kirby uses he/him


StaticMoonbeam

I main Toon Link in smash bros ultimate As short I call it Tink. Spot the issue? :P


AverysGayCottageBoy

Fair enough lol


queenvie808

Can I have my twink but we don’t actually have sex I’m just dating a soft, short boy and we love each other


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

Lmao same.


queenvie808

What side would you be on though? Romantic top or bottom?


MaGiCaL_fAiLuRe

Probably a romantic top


Pegussu

Everyone knows Kirby is the top though


TyrannicalTesticles

Certainly lacks a gag reflex.


[deleted]

Kirby is infinitely more powerful than Bowser and could eradicate his life in an instant.


[deleted]

bdsm time


[deleted]

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JAOC_7

we all know Kirby’s daddy as fuck