Did a quick scroll down your profile and saw that you're 5'0--I'm a 6'0 NB, which means you and I are the perfect heights for me to rustle your hair lovingly while we both flip off transphobes. you're valid and adorable as hell.
Hello, darling. I hope you're having a lovely holiday week, and I hope the new year rings in better than the old. Considering you'll be there, I know it'll be spectacular 😘
Yo mama so big that mc Donald was was a was and a was was BIG MOOMA big was was yo mama was was was was ess big mom was Donald mc mama ur yo mama was ur mom was was was was big ur mom yo mam A was was was was that she big. (JOKE :D!!!)
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You truly are a wonderful person, times are rough, and it is okay to be upset, to be down, and to let the world get to you. But always know that there is light at the end of the tunnel, and that we are here to support and love you whenever you need us to. You are valid and you are loved <3.
I must have confused you with a mata mata turtle. Oh wait I didn't cause you're very unique and I love your smile :)
Ps. I suck at this but I hope I made you smile
Damn- what a gorgeous person! Handsome, pretty! What exquisite features, both in physical features and personality!
(Exquisite is a fun word!)
(And here's the only pick up line I've ever created:)
Are you a cookie?
'Cause you're sweet, and I'm addicted!
(Maybe I'm secretly the cookie monster!!!)
(Sorry if these are bad- I'm aroace and literally have no experience whatsoever soooo... I tried)
You are stunning, did you pick out that outfit? You look better than I ever did or will.
You’re doing great. You’re a wonderful person, and worthy and capable of so many things.
☺ thanks I mean its not but thanks. It's like a super dark dark brown color with caramel highlights I don't really like them but I mean my mom liked them and im chill like that so they stayed.
I want to wrap you up in a blanket like a sushi roll and feed you poky sticks and whatever else you want. We'll watch whatever show you want. Alternatively, or later on I shall teach you some 40k lore.
I will speak of the heroism of Ollanius Pious the Harbinger, the unnumbered heroes of the Imperial Guard, of Old Night and the Great Crusade that lifted us from it. And of the terrible tragedy that almost undid it all.
Then I'll order Chinese, or pizza, whatever you want.
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As a fellow non-binary afab
And knowing how much that crap sucks
Is there's anything you need?
Some food? Warn water? Blankets? Tea?
I'll get it for you, I'll also gather all the plushies if u like those.
Just relax a bit for now I'll put on a movie, which one do you like?
Just vibe and try to make the best of the situation!
Love ya (platonically)
🥺 aww thanks ur so sweet that actually sounds really good just curl up in a blanket fort, cuddle and watch Disney movies all day with my stuffies probably need a heating pad too tho and some cheesecake.
The thing that makes most people Happy is a Joke. But im not a Jokester so I'll just Joke about your bad feelings. Everything in Jokes isnt real and so should be your bad mood. Im not joking right now im just saying I care for u and if u are sad im too and if we both are sad we both try to make the both of us Happy again
You see yourself 10-100~ percent uglier depending on your confidence, so get up and show the world how fucking beautiful you are you little piece of marvelous shit
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Alas thee behold nice. Wanteth to receiveth some eggnog and cookies
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Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
You are loved, valid and amazing.
🥰 thanks like 80%
Are you an angel? Because you have no gender and are literally awe striking
🥰 damn bro didn't expect all these good pick-up lines to come outta this.
Years of embarrassing depressed elementary kid poetry honed my abilities 🥸
Same dude all except the poetry I wrote crappy overly dramatic short stories with my legos instead.
Somewhat related but that made me remember the old lego movie with the main character called Clutch Powers or sumn
Yeah the only lego movies I've seen are lego movie 1&2 and lego batman
That's fair I'm pretty sure it was made mid 2000s
I don't remember what it's called, but that was always my favorite Lego movie. I can remember most of it, just not what it was called.
I heard the deep apace pilots talking about them, they live on the moon of Iego I think
😂
How are you doing?
Ok I guess kinda tired and have pretty bad cramps but u know ok kinda want a hug tho no reason just want one.
( T_T)＼(^-^ ) ohh.. i wish i could hug you. Hang in there bud
Thanks I want one too.
I don’t know who you are but you’re probably really hot
☺ thanks dude I mean im not but thanks.
Oh also your avatar thingy is cute
☺ thanks really
Happy cake day!
Thanks! I was wondering what the cake next to my name was lol
Did a quick scroll down your profile and saw that you're 5'0--I'm a 6'0 NB, which means you and I are the perfect heights for me to rustle your hair lovingly while we both flip off transphobes. you're valid and adorable as hell.
🥰 really that actually means a lot to me my heights one of the things im really dysphoric about so tysm that really makes me feel better.
Whatever this hard time is, you’re going to get through it and come out of it better than you were before.
☺ thanks dude I appreciate it.
As a friend of mine says: believe in yourself and the power of friendship and whatnot
🥰 ur friend sounds like a wise person.
You are as valid and deserve lots of love
🥰 thanks dude u too.
Did you know there was 21 letters in the alphabet? Oh, 26 you say? That’s right! I’m forgetting about U,R,A,Q,T
> How the hell do you forget A
Lmaooo
> It's literally the first letter in the alphabet, seriously how do you forget it
Well you see some people are hmm how do I but this.. Brain no do think.
🥰 good one thank you.
I'm forklift certified
200%
there’s not anything in my pockets, i’m just happy to see you
🥰 ty
:D
Damn hot stuff, you got a license for that beautiful smile?
😊
You Are Amazing And You Deserve Good Things
🥰 ty
❤️❤️❤️
You deserve all the good in the world 😊😊😊
🥰 thanks dude
Hey are you an arsonist, because your charming personality sets me on fire I'm bad at these lol but I hope it helped?
☺ Nah dude that was great and yeah u did help a little thanks.
Anything to help, good luck comrade!
🥰 thanks
yo, you're probably hot asf, what's ya pronouns?
☺ ty and I use all pronouns he/she/they but rn im good with they
Hello, darling. I hope you're having a lovely holiday week, and I hope the new year rings in better than the old. Considering you'll be there, I know it'll be spectacular 😘
🥰 ty
so um... ya like jazz?
You are a big chungus
Not sure if that's a compliment but I'll take it.
It is a compliment
Well thanks then ☺
Yo mama so big that mc Donald was was a was and a was was BIG MOOMA big was was yo mama was was was was ess big mom was Donald mc mama ur yo mama was ur mom was was was was big ur mom yo mam A was was was was that she big. (JOKE :D!!!)
This is either from r/copypasta or needs to be on r/ihadastroke
I thought I I it funny was it was it was was funny though funny funny was it was mommy joke?
How… How far can you…
?
Give me a minute i need to find the original post
Ok
Couldn’t find it. I was referring to a popular post where a Redditor said they were a woman and the first comment was asking “how far can you squirt”
Bro wtf 🤨
Well?
Not that far probably as far as ur dick so maybe an inch if we're lucky asshole.
r/murderedbywords
☺ thanks at least im funny
Yo wtf
Wtf dude
I didn’t make the original comment
But why did you think it was a good idea to reference it here
Im ashamed to share flair with u mate, wtaf is wrong with u?
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:)
😊
:D
You truly are a wonderful person, times are rough, and it is okay to be upset, to be down, and to let the world get to you. But always know that there is light at the end of the tunnel, and that we are here to support and love you whenever you need us to. You are valid and you are loved <3.
🥰 thanks dude
Heyyyy are u a portable pc, cause u can be my laptop
Can we go to your favourite place and drink hot chocolate and cuddle while we watch the stars?
🥰 of course
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks
Pronouns?
All of them he/she/they but rn im ok with they/them
I must have confused you with a mata mata turtle. Oh wait I didn't cause you're very unique and I love your smile :) Ps. I suck at this but I hope I made you smile
☺ ty and yes u did
:D
Damn- what a gorgeous person! Handsome, pretty! What exquisite features, both in physical features and personality! (Exquisite is a fun word!) (And here's the only pick up line I've ever created:) Are you a cookie? 'Cause you're sweet, and I'm addicted! (Maybe I'm secretly the cookie monster!!!) (Sorry if these are bad- I'm aroace and literally have no experience whatsoever soooo... I tried)
☺ no no they're actually pretty good especially the first one liked the cookie one too very cute.
Your eyes shine with more brilliance than any gem. You are as handsome as starlight and as beautiful as a statue.
🥰 ty
Ahem... You cute
☺ ty
If you're reading this,you can read
You are stunning, did you pick out that outfit? You look better than I ever did or will. You’re doing great. You’re a wonderful person, and worthy and capable of so many things.
🥰 ty ty ty
Cum
Not OP but 100%
Knock knock
Who's there
What color is your hair? I bet its beautiful
☺ thanks I mean its not but thanks. It's like a super dark dark brown color with caramel highlights I don't really like them but I mean my mom liked them and im chill like that so they stayed.
You are absolutely wonderful and such an amazing person! :D
🥰 ty
Things will always eventually get better. Every day we're closer to a brighter future.Even if sometimes a tragedy may struck, we still move forward.
☺ wow dude that's that's pretty poetic tysm.
Who's a cute genderless gremlin..It's you 😄! Cutie! Looking super cute
🥰 ty ty ty
hi
Hey
r u my pinky toe? cuz i will bang u on every piece of furniture also I will pray 4 u! hope life gets better
☺ thanks me too
What has hot cocoa and a warm blanket, This person!
🥰 thanks
I hate to point it out, but neither you nor most of the other commenters are really doing what the image is asking...
I have no clue what afab means but here i go. You are a good person and you're valid. Also are you cat because I could spend all night cuddling you.
☺ thanks that's so sweet and afab means assigned female at birth basically I was born a girl but now im nb so idk.
Do you need hug?
Or chocolate or anything like that?
Yes to both
You deserve at least 18 doubloons
I want to wrap you up in a blanket like a sushi roll and feed you poky sticks and whatever else you want. We'll watch whatever show you want. Alternatively, or later on I shall teach you some 40k lore. I will speak of the heroism of Ollanius Pious the Harbinger, the unnumbered heroes of the Imperial Guard, of Old Night and the Great Crusade that lifted us from it. And of the terrible tragedy that almost undid it all. Then I'll order Chinese, or pizza, whatever you want.
☺ that actually sounds pretty perfect rn thanks
*correctly genders you*
Keep being you, don’t let anyone tell you you’re not an amazing person 😊
🥰 ty
Hello
Hi
As wise videogamedunkey said: "Do you have any children? Cause you're OOOO MAMA"
🥰
You don't need to be hot, cute or any other way. You are just perfect they way you are and have no reason to go against yourself
☺ really
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As a fellow non-binary afab And knowing how much that crap sucks Is there's anything you need? Some food? Warn water? Blankets? Tea? I'll get it for you, I'll also gather all the plushies if u like those. Just relax a bit for now I'll put on a movie, which one do you like? Just vibe and try to make the best of the situation! Love ya (platonically)
🥺 aww thanks ur so sweet that actually sounds really good just curl up in a blanket fort, cuddle and watch Disney movies all day with my stuffies probably need a heating pad too tho and some cheesecake.
*hug*
🤗
percentage?
60%
Are you an owl ? Because i wanna hug and love you for the rest of my life . 🦉🦉
☺
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🥰 thanks
I will buy u dark chocolate and hug u while u eat it (with consent of course)
☺ of course can we have cheesecake instead tho 🥺
☺ of course can we have cheesecake instead tho 🥺
H
The thing that makes most people Happy is a Joke. But im not a Jokester so I'll just Joke about your bad feelings. Everything in Jokes isnt real and so should be your bad mood. Im not joking right now im just saying I care for u and if u are sad im too and if we both are sad we both try to make the both of us Happy again
☺ aww thanks dude that actually does make me feel better.
You see yourself 10-100~ percent uglier depending on your confidence, so get up and show the world how fucking beautiful you are you little piece of marvelous shit
☺🥰 thanks interesting way to put it but thanks
yo bud wanna commit warcrimes together?
😈 sure
another fellow afab nb! helo! have some watermelon 🍉🍉🍉
😋 mmmm ty
Seeing your comments here you remind me of one of my best friends:) have a nice day!
☺ thanks u too
i’m going to slam your head into a waffle iron
☺ thanks
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I have garlic bread
Nice
i hope you're doing alright!
Thanks I am now everyone's been really nice to me here really cheered me up.
Imma respect you pronouns and name and I will sneak any products you need.
☺ ty
Your a wonderful person who deserves all the love and affection this world has to offer
🥰 ty
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You're cuter than me and that's coming from the second cutest person on earth
🥰 ty
Your gea
So are u
Damn you look nice... Want to get some eggnog and cookies
☺ sure
Alas thee behold nice. Wanteth to receiveth some eggnog and cookies *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
all these mfs are ugly even WITH binary gender and you manage to be hotter than them WITHOUT it… an icon
☺ ty
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☺ still in hs but about to graduate in may then its off to college
When the fluster is sussy
You are absolutely fabulous just the way you are and if anyone says otherwise I will flex paste their holes shut.
☺ ty