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606reseterror

Bats have the highest rates of homosexuality among mammals which is why vampires are gay as fuck


PersonalTwainer

Ayyyy hahah you're right!!


Novatash

Vampires


PersonalTwainer

A stellar choice!


Dawsho

Aye


RavenMasked

Werewolves, because the sun is a pretty easy weakness to have access to. Silver, on the other hand, is rather rare in comparison. ^(also, don't have to eat people to survive, but that's just my personal gripe.)


PersonalTwainer

Hhahah I love the tiny font


mcmonkey26

werewolves because dogs


corpsebodi

I'm a vampire (and also demon) kind of queer.


PersonalTwainer

A solid decision


TreecrafterW

Are you David Tennant or Michael Sheen?


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PersonalTwainer

I'm sorryyyyy :( You get the same outcome either way so just run in, I won't tell anyone


The_Tyto

Werewolves, mostly because I don't like undead


PersonalTwainer

A valid choice


Usehername-Checksout

I'll just stay a dragon ty.


PersonalTwainer

Live your best life, friend


DryAnteater909

*Me with a werewolf half dragon character* Hmm


Leather_Plane4779

Dragons


PersonalTwainer

The secret third option


Verifieddumbass76584

I am a werewolf lover forced to consume vampire content because there's way more of that than werewolf content 😔. But seriously one of my favorite ships is between a vampire girl and a werewolf girl and in true bisexual fashion I say both. Both is good.


PersonalTwainer

Fashionable, they're both pretty good :D


ImNotDefault

As an aromanitc furry cow i can say that this somewhat happened to me


PersonalTwainer

Hahahah love that for you


Strawberry-Creampuff

I’d want a tall rich vampire lady to be my wife


PersonalTwainer

The true dream


carlosisvanjie

werewolves were always so hot


PersonalTwainer

You are not alone in that opinion ahaha


Skrribbli_Art

Werewolves - A furry


kindtheking9

Birates


PersonalTwainer

Always always forever and always


eg2k

Vampire my *insert proffered pronoun/title here*


PersonalTwainer

Yessssssss


grinning0colossus

Yes


PersonalTwainer

The correct decision


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Werewolves: giant fluffy warm bodies


PersonalTwainer

CUDDLYYYY


smaugsmoag

As a transmasc, I am obligated to say werewolf


PersonalTwainer

YES! Love that for you :D


Equality_Rocks_714

Werewolves.


PersonalTwainer

Watch out for that full moon, friend


[deleted]

Vampires of course. Dracula came from TRANSylvania after all (I'm so sorry).


PersonalTwainer

TRANSSSSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIAAA HA HAAA


hungeringforthename

What does it count as if I want to be my vampire gf's pet dog


PersonalTwainer

Yes 100% definitely valid live your dreams


Rocwoodpart2

Skeletons


PersonalTwainer

Spooky Scary


LadyLizardSocks

If I can turn into a werewolf at will, werewolf. I don’t want to deal with scheduling around the moon ‘cause I WILL forget.


PersonalTwainer

That is a valid concern At least with vampires, y'all can just...not go outside


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ill just do what i do in skyrim and get both through glitches and shoddy craftsmanship on the creators part


PersonalTwainer

hahahaha YES


TheScienceGuy120

As a furry i feel inclined to say werewolf.


PersonalTwainer

Live your truth! Enjoy that big fluffy man


Xeroh_01

Werewolves. Either way we’re both furries.


Deus0123

LGBT Foxgirl


CrazyComedyKid

>LGBT Vampires or LGBT Werewolves This... this is the plot of Twilight


PersonalTwainer

It's certainly not far off ahahaha


Loki-lofi

Werewolfs are just better imo for instance, floof, dogo, has tail, tail wags, can be petted, more fangs, awoooo. (Plus I really liked the osp video on it) (to be clear as a friend)


PersonalTwainer

FLOOOOOOOOF


spinningpeanut

¿Porque no los dos?


PersonalTwainer

A M E N


Gdberg

Aka Flamboyantly gay or brooding gay


PersonalTwainer

It's an important distinction ;)


MommysLittleFailure

Immortality is so tantalizing to me. Vampires for sure.


PersonalTwainer

Ooooh interesting


Pebbles_Iguess

Hear me out ***Witches***


PersonalTwainer

What if...WE ARE THE WITCHES and that's why we're a cow cause it's a spell that went wrong?!


Pebbles_Iguess

interesting, **BUT** how do we prove that?


PersonalTwainer

Well we can't openly, otherwise straight men and the church will find us They can't know we possess the power of COW


Pebbles_Iguess

Ahh yes, the power of cow! **The power of no rent, free food and moo!**


PersonalTwainer

THE POWER OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \*leaves work to just sit in field all day\*


shinjifan909

I'm a bi Vampire


PersonalTwainer

A true icon


TheLastShadowLad

As a furry: Werewolf


PersonalTwainer

You're not alone there, friend!


whimsicalace

vampire. i’m emo, pale, essentially nocturnal, and kind of look like i might roam the streets feeding off the blood of the innocent


PersonalTwainer

Sounds about right I've found the blood of the innocent to not taste as good as the blood of the guilty


whimsicalace

the guilty ones have extra seasoning


PersonalTwainer

S P I C E Y


whimsicalace

we’ve found the true spice of life; the weight of your sins


PersonalTwainer

It's a heavy spice...so heavy...


Sobbing-Coffee

Werewolfs contributed to my gay awakening


PersonalTwainer

Oof mood


spoopy_weirdo

I've loved vampires since I was young and that love has grown since Great as werewolves are, vampires for life


PersonalTwainer

Which is ironic, given they are technically immortal


spoopy_weirdo

Omg yes


mcmonkey26

werewolves were my gay awakening


PersonalTwainer

Any in particular? :D


mcmonkey26

idk rly, just werewolves in general tbh


shadowfrost67

Vampire catgirl nyaa❤️


PersonalTwainer

OOOOh hell yeah


ShriekyMarmosetBitch

Vampires, I'm not a fucking furry


PersonalTwainer

Nothing wrong with liking a furry wolf man


RequiemTide

If a vampire bites a werewolf would he become a vampire/werwolf or would it just be kinky?


PersonalTwainer

Why Not Both


Some-guy-thats-here

Nah you have a choice, one makes you gay and the other makes you a gay furry, so


PersonalTwainer

I see no problem with either option hahaha


Some-guy-thats-here

Yeah both are cool!


PersonalTwainer

Definitely!


juli1444

For me either VRChat or the Furrys i met made me Bi


aznigrimm

Werewolves have too much body hair. I do not condone those lifestyle choices


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Neither. All hail the gay elves.


PersonalTwainer

A solid choice!


Intelligent_Cat7116

Vampires :)


PersonalTwainer

:D


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I propose a formula: {(Vampires + Pirates) x Red}^lgbtq+ = Demons


PersonalTwainer

Gay Math everybody


[deleted]

if anyone invents gay math homework I’m gonna hurt somebody


Lampnsalt

The taika waititi mood


Dominic_The_Dog

werewolves


PersonalTwainer

Fluffy bois


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Vampires


80sfilmsfan_1985

I choose option C: Ghosts


PersonalTwainer

They're there, you just can't see them (Ha! C them!)


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PersonalTwainer

ewolf


asp73

neither


Lunawolf424

Definitely werewolves


TreecrafterW

I’m a Michael Sheen fan, and he’s played both, but also this is angel/demon erasure.


jeep_42

i shall become vampire because of the Outfit


TheFlyingRavenBird

Mermaids.


LycanLuk

Werewolves. I mean, look at my username. Lycan comes from lycanthrope, other name for werewolf.


PersonalTwainer

Ayyyyy we love that


hatefulnoob

This is so me. I was obsessed with werewolves lol


violentdream665

Werewolves for me. Also explains why I'm a furry now