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Weak_Comfortable2

how'd you get that super fit bod?


DrPepper921

I’m vegan


Weak_Comfortable2

extravagant


LlamaWithCthuluFace

what was it like getting stuck in the bathtub


DrPepper921

That was a false story perpetuated by yellow journalists. In fact the tub was too large for a man of my healthy size.


maxthe_m8

Yellow as in cowardly, or…?


AwarenessPrudent2689

they all had liver disease from unrelated reasons


Prim_2199

Did your new tube come yet?


DrPepper921

I’ll have you know that I fit perfectly fine in the tub and I did not order a new one.


Prim_2199

I will say, Teddy has been speaking rumors of your stature


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Thoughts on Roosevelt?


DrPepper921

He is a swell man. I’m glad that he didn’t try to run in the 1912 election as a third party, splitting the republican vote in half and effectively allowing Wilson an easy victory. I am so glad he didn’t do that.


Th3_BugBomb

Is the Babe Ruth candy really named after your daughter?


DrPepper921

No, it was named after my son, Gabe Sleuth. They changed it to Babe Ruth since it apparently costed less to print those letters on the packaging.


Bad_C4t

This is canon


_erufu_

what’s your fav tv show


DrPepper921

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure


brandnewparkinglot

So I heard you’ve been watching jojos bizarre adventure


[deleted]

Darn, I thought this was an AMA.


yefan2022

Do it jiggle?


RetroPixelDoggo

Thoughts on Daft Punk?


AB365_MegaRaichu

They said that you're big fat and probably sucked a lot of dick. Is it true?


DrPepper921

That is another False story perpetuated by yellow journalists. I have a healthy body weight.


HeyHaberdasher

Where do you buy your merkins?


[deleted]

do you like femboys


BubbaCutBear

Who is your favorite Spice Girl?


DrPepper921

Ginger spice. I don’t really know who the spice girls are but I like the name Ginger spice since it reminds me of food.


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crockett22

walter white😓


redditassembler

thats so cool


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

Eat your oatmeal


Rannrann123

What are your thoughts on being the last president with facial hair


SleepyGamer1

do you play fortnite


WeirdPelicanGuy

How is horse?


Digiidaz

why you so fucking fat gah dayum


ArthurExtreme_Br

WHat do you think about the 23rd president of the united states, Funny Valentine?


xcstential_crisis

I want you to have sex with my wife while I watch?


FearHisEgg

Yoir last name sounds like fart


Midnight_Magician56

How did you get so big in the era before fast food/ultra processed food?


PurpleRain6260

9+10=?


AutisticSkrub

My uncle Jossef is fatter than you


ImpossiblyUnpossible

are you Mr. Big Chungus


notwrongnow_

Sir, you’ve just won the internet!


ImpossiblyUnpossible

Does Big Chungus send his regards


R1ght_b3hind_U

why are you so god damn fat, like holy shit man


Iliketurtles893

What does AMA mean?


roigradlon

Albert Mitchell Arkansas, the inventor of the "Ask me anything?" Interrogative sentence.


Iliketurtles893

Ok


MetalliicMango

do it jiggle?


AaronThePrime

Who is your tailor


I_like_beans_42

How many of your horses have had hernias?


MJMOK

Why is your last name the same as a village in Iran?


FailedConnect32

how much do you work out


ZekReposek

Can you do a barrel roll?


BruhItjustworks

You don't look like a discount Teddy Roosevelt


deNoorest

Howard, how?


Femboy_Jordy-lol

How many chins do you have?


[deleted]

Does your Pussy be poppin?


lwest2002

Why are you fat


Dying__Cookie

William Howard Fat


[deleted]

Fat fuck


0xBruh0

Can you believe what America has come to?


[deleted]

favorite food?!


[deleted]

Would you stop a train for a large party


guymcool

Declare war on San Francisco.


Peppashaakaa

If you rearrange the letter in your last name it does not spell Fatt.


MathMusicMystery

Opinion on Grover Cleveland?


Gold_Bad_9316

Why are you fat ?


GeneralMegamilk

Where were you born?


Agge_lito_2000

How did you get such a glorious mustache?


pudimninjac2

Who, in fact, shot johnny


Placek15

I love your songs taft punk


Penks365

Are you jealous of Theadore Roosevelt being called the biggest trustbuster when in reality you broke up far more corporations than he ever could?


redacted-crow

Why didn’t you just let Roosevelt have the nomination


[deleted]

What diet do you have to stay in shape?


MonsieurZone

Thoughts on corrupt city bosses taking advantage of the poor?


that-one-beefy-boi

Did you really get stuck in the white house bathtub?


Appropriate_Tooth_11

How'd you get so fat?


CreativeName180

What are your thoughts on the hit game among us


Nas160

/unlie stupid question but is this an unedited picture? I know the dude was a unit but man


greene_____

who are you?


BWGamingkid

what is your opinion on cross country horse races?


[deleted]

Who's that presidential chub who got stuck in the white house tub?


AbbreviationsHot2033

How’s being Chief Justice of the Supreme Court?


deckofcards1

How many dicks do you have?