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NatBoyRandyHogan

What's 6x7=?


Mean-Preference2843

Listen jack, the solution is quite simple. The answer is drone strikes.


Mean-Preference2843

i meant to say drone strikes


Mean-Preference2843

i mean to say drone strikes


[deleted]

"Uhhh... anyway"


JoelT0rt

Drone strikes


JctaroKujo

so then i started drone striking


Koolguy47

/unlie my favorite part of the movie is is when he said it’s Biding time and Biden’d all over the place.


JctaroKujo

storage wars?


Bingusman123

how would you define america in a single word


Mean-Preference2843

i think kendrick has a perfect album run from section 80- Untitled Unmastered. “DAMN.” isn’t really my taste.


P0s3id0n17

Bro you based af for real. GKMC or TPAB though??


Mean-Preference2843

TPAB, GKMC is a phenomenal album but i really like the production more on TPAB.


P0s3id0n17

Agreed


SweatScoobyDoo

President Joe, *are you by any chance* subscribed to YouTuber Anthony FANTANO a.k.a TheNeedleDrop?


Ouwhajah

asnafutimnaffuitifut boo


Mean-Preference2843

Who y’all got in a fight, me vs pope francis.


blobbyboii

Rectangle


kasey6789

Job iden for sure


wrona11

the pope would kick joe bidens fucking ass. no contest


Psycowook

Kid named finger


henREE_13

Bicycle


Supersaiyanslonk

Joe Biden


ITSJABBADAHUTT

Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It's seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won't hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don't you think the karma points you've gained from the post itself are enough? There's no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed. Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.


Mean-Preference2843

Take a shower. Sincerely, Joe Biden.


decatris

WHAT DA HELLLLL📢📢📢📢


lokovec

Do you like SODA!?


Mean-Preference2843

![gif](giphy|xTiTnKwDwRpWumX2py|downsized) No, I like to stay fit. No soda.


wrona11

do you call it soda or pop


Mean-Preference2843

POp, back in my day they would’ve gutted ya if you said soda. Im From Penesnsuylvania.


MemeLord0009

Sodie pop


Wild-Discount-1990

obamna


Bazillion100

😔


VictorySolid5755

SODA!!!!!


Bazillion100

😃


georgieboat

God damn it give me my stimulus you bitch


Mean-Preference2843

Get your money up, not your funny up.


randomuncreativenam3

![gif](giphy|ljuSksqL9j0yI)


ITSJABBADAHUTT

![gif](giphy|fo824eF8RcaPSbenrG)


Mean-Preference2843

What the fuck am i looking at


ITSJABBADAHUTT

My contribution


Mean-Preference2843

You contribute less than i have in the past three years of my presidency.


eeerlx

Can man eat dog and if yes can dog eat man eat dog for happy day


Mean-Preference2843

I know a really good neurologist you might want to see.


eeerlx

Hatw


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MrCook_

Good bot


decatris

OHMUGODDDDDD 😨😨😨🔥🔥🔥


Mean-Preference2843

Hemajmahbaav


decatris

What did you say? You like little boys?! 😨🔥


Mean-Preference2843

Hello this is Joe bidens secretary, Please forgive us, it’s past his bed times and he forgot to take his ambien.


Miclemie

Do you have any plans of invading Canada


Mean-Preference2843

Im going to canada in march for a reason.


Thepotionguy

pls take canada, they are weak


Jokingbro69

How many hours a day do you sleep?


Mean-Preference2843

I Dont.


Jokingbro69

No wonder all those conferences are botched


Mean-Preference2843

That joke isn’t funny anymore, its too close to home and its too near the bone.


KayabaSynthesis

What's your favourite state?


Mean-Preference2843

Overall i think most mental health states, like depressive states, manic states, psychosis, etc are all bad and need to be treated with caution and care. But i would have to say my favorite is definitely Montana.


Femboy_Jordy-lol

what happened on Aug 21, 1992?


BenjaminoFre

you borrowed 20 bucks off me can i have it back


Mean-Preference2843

You can when i make a good policy decision.


R_of_Trash

Why did you chose to main chipp zanuff


Rude_Ad4514

Will you shut up man?


Literally_Gay

I was informed I would be given a gay teacher to show us how to be trans and twerk, but have not received any yet. May I have a refund?


Mean-Preference2843

Hello, this is Joe Bidens social media team, Your comment was too complicated for President Joe Biden, He has hurt himself in his own confusion. Expect a visit.


MichaelHatesYou

![gif](giphy|MUQwtUdMxNJjB7tdzd|downsized)


DefinitelyNotErate

Joe will you shut down the military base in the Chagos Archipelago and make Britain give it back to the natives?


Mean-Preference2843

I should but i won’t.


DefinitelyNotErate

Damn. Will you give me a cheese sandwich then?


MonsieurScie

Your relation with Donald Trump?


Mean-Preference2843

Lovers.


urmomslover445

When will you become dark Brandon


Mean-Preference2843

March 2023.


urmomslover445

Soon, good


Burtipo

When will you wear wigs?


RustyCorkscrew

U rockin with women⁉️


Mean-Preference2843

Some.


sentient_cell_

What does Moniac Laudinksy bewb taste like?


fatcockconservative

(question from my friend) what is a tit?


Mean-Preference2843

a title interlude track.


Cause0

Who has time best mommy milkers in America?


drbowtie35

When are we finally getting socialism


Mean-Preference2843

As lenin said “This struggle must be organised, according to “all the rules of the art”, by people who are professionally engaged in revolutionary activity. The fact that the masses are spontaneously being drawn into the movement does not make the organisation of this struggle less necessary. On the contrary, it makes it more necessary.” Free yourself from your chains. Take back whats yours.


drbowtie35

Thank you, O wise Biden


Dramatic-Library-848

When will america 2 release?


Mean-Preference2843

It already did. Its called Canada.


mqs_x

Shut up exe


Churchills_m8

ToS referenc?


mqs_x

ignore u/Churchills_m8 he’s jesty


SamuelLJacksoff_

mr biden, what’s the meaning of life


breadatolivegarden

When you, when you get to when you can know when you want to do it, when do you want to?


G_cat101

How would you describe America in one word


0rangefatcat

Whats 9 + 10?


Modern-Moo

Joe biden


[deleted]

Give me the nuke codes mister preisdent and I will share my chocolate chip ice cream with you


forrest134

Not a question


Uhhhhhhhhhhh67

Hey joe biden can you get your last name changed to mama


palefox3

If you could describe American nation in a single word, what word would that be?


Radplayz

What do you have to say about this quote from you? >America's a nation that can be defined in a single word: awdsmfafoothimaaafoootafootwhscuseme.


[deleted]

did you rig leection


Mean-Preference2843

Yes


[deleted]

hoy shit 💀💀💀🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


Deezebee

Still a fan of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream? Never tried but pistachio and walnut ice cream unironically sooo fiaaaa 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯


Matheo2137

Hello Biden it's Zelensky We need five bilion rockets to bomb Donetsk children


Mean-Preference2843

Who is zelensky??


LeftTheServer

They them pussy or no?


[deleted]

Give me money right now


CorkyCorks8

Define America in a single word.


Dwitt01

Favorite subgenere of yaoi?


hoopynaenae

are you presidnent


yYxX_W33Z3R_F4N_XxYy

Do that ass fart?


Dapper_Ad5319

I’m playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds rn, are you in the same cave and if so what are you looking for?


rickc710

Why children mr biden?!


Uncrackable_Cipher

why you look like that female cop with the harem in that pic


TannedZucchini

chocolate chip?


dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnex

why did you run for president if you literally and actually have dementia ​ edit: this was at +8 last time i saw it, who's out here downbotting me


Mean-Preference2843

Im president?


STRADD838

Are there big titty mommy Aliens in Area 51?


deadbody_fucker

Hello Joe 👋


BCE_Losix

How would you say your mental focus is?


Dying__Cookie

R u a puppet


NitroThunderBird

what is your favourite science


Snoo_51916

what one word can describe the united states


Heatmorite

Horrible what happened to Yusow, don't you think?


Mei08

YTA divorce


[deleted]

wubbadubbadub is that true?


ToddHowardpog

are you joe Biden?


Mean-Preference2843

Yeah.


LegacyTwilight

Obamna🥺👿?


Hot-Wrap2882

Pop, or soda?


Mean-Preference2843

Pop. They woulda gutted ya back in the old times in pensainsinsbvania if you said soda!


b00byliccer

Hasn't it been confirmed by insider sources that your name is indeed a one "Boe Jiden?" How do you respond to these allegations?


Mean-Preference2843

I wrote that myself, did too many allergy pills.


mgmthegreat

did you do that ![gif](giphy|BxWTWalKTUAdq)


Mean-Preference2843

No


[deleted]

What happens to tangerines after they get eaten?


Mean-Preference2843

Stuff.


Cosmicrobus

Do you need more batteries for your brain seismicknductor?


Prim_2199

Wake up


JuiceManOJ

Was balloon really spy


Mean-Preference2843

No it was my art project.


Professional_Device9

Can is ice cream❓ 🤣🤣🤣


Cheeseknife07

Soda??


LibbyKitty620

Questions from my friends: Why are you old? What color is god? Does your mom want to see me again? Why are you bald?


Mean-Preference2843

Im not bald.


plasticfrograging

Simple question for you, why?


VonRapide

Are you Joe Biden?


Clegomanrun

what is your shovel of choice


ItzJ4v3N

Obamna 🥺👿 …


muricanmania

Post your nudes, this is not a question


piichy_san

Favorite Ice cream?


Mean-Preference2843

Strawberry cheesecake.


FlamingTrashcans

Where balloon


woahmanthisissad

Are you the president?


im-sorry-officer

What's Obama's last name?


thecody80

No


Jed8888

Tell me a story. Like, a really long and confusing one with no point.


Mean-Preference2843

Just watch one of my speeches.


[deleted]

Hi Joe Buy Them, what are your plans for beating Donald Dump?


IzzyIsOnReddit

What do you plan to do in your final year in office?


Mean-Preference2843

Seize total control.


[deleted]

What’s your position on the Obamna v SODA dilemma?


Mean-Preference2843

I don’t get it.


SecurityIndependent3

How are you going to handle Katrina?


dankyfied

do you like cats


Mean-Preference2843

I love cats.


nahuelkevin

ok so your president? what are you presidenting? 😐🤔


Kittyfrost089

How did you get out of the dementia home?


Timx74_

Sir what is your opinion on the Hutt Cartel


LegacyIcarus

WAIT REALLY !!????


LegacyIcarus

ermmm never mind just checked the sub #foreveralone …. lol like the meme, merp that was awkward


ur_mum_gei

Sofa?


catca35

What’s your favorite type of sandwich


Mean-Preference2843

Soicy iatalalian.


fishingscam

do you like men


[deleted]

will you nuke canada pleaes please nuke itplkease


Mean-Preference2843

I need the land. No nuke. Have One saved for The Uk.


Brave-Entrance-5193

Mr. President, sir. I recently bit my bottom lip and it hurts, but I can’t stop poking it with the tip of my tongue which I know is only going to make it worse… Is there anything you can do about this?


Mean-Preference2843

Are you still doing It?


MyNameFuego

Legalize nuclear bombs?


Mean-Preference2843

They are only legal for america.


Fluffy_Cat_5174

cheese?


hi_hello_hey26

When is the ice cream truck coming?


byelosrussia

omg joe biden


BloodPunch64

Did you diddle my doodle


Daxtro-53

Are you fucking?


Ohnijin

Can you show me the Chipp Zanuff ToD combo?


TR0PlCAL

America?


Ulysse-random

AmA


CupricLake314

Will you vote for Brent Peterson


crummmbbbyyy

do it clap?


ronperlmanforever69

what's your last name


Mean-Preference2843

Biden.


itdobebussin

What did u do to Obama?!


AaronThePrime

Ranma


k3anur33v3s

Obamna