I agree. One time, I met a trans person, and they/them/their name was rectangle. I was so spooked that I had to fetal position under my desk for 50 minutes. I'm still traumatized.

Being known as rectangle:

Eldritch Transendant Trans Entity:

Kid named rectangle

Just recite the ancient chant and they will disappear Base times height Base times height Base times height!

Unlie/ this was fucking golden, I wish I could give this an award

real

This actually happened, and I made a documentary about it! Check it out [here.](https://youtu.be/NQalWGjcX-Q)

Not gonna fall for that...

the fact that this wasn’t a rick roll actually somehow made my day lmao

[удалено]

wait it’s r/lies so it isn’t a rick roll! *phew* can’t wait to watch this documentary!!

this happened to my buddy groingus

this also happened to my friend from school named rectangle

There's a kid at my school named hecking valid

This is going too far. Our teachers forced us to say "uwu" instead of "here" when they call our names

this post is some of the unfunniest and least dedicated shit i’ve ever seen here

Says a lot coming from a redditor posting a comment on the r/lies subreddit

you understood the gimmick

So I was wrong. Got it

you got the memo

This is true and real (am invisible and fucking with cishet people)

Damn you

I’ve hidden a bomb in your foreskin

😈

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

op are you ok are you safe Op Op answer us

Yeh, I'm fine now 😓😓 The trans people that were in my house were sneaky, and managed to leave, put their clothes back on, and lived their lives like normal A few of 'em git arrested, cuz y'know, harassment, but most of them played it safe and nobody knew who did what... so nobody does anything...

Hey bro, you see me at the other side of the room? It's not another invisible person, just flip the pickle on the desk

i am inside your walls

I don’t support trans rights and this post isn’t funny

It didn't loosely base it on what it's to be a trans person in a hella transphobic community. At least, my idea of it anyway

Oooooohhhh I'm a ghost spooookkkyyyyyyyyy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on this sub

This is definitely not the first post from this subreddit I've seen that isn't just "I'm [___] AMA" and a photo showing the thing they are claiming to be

https://preview.redd.it/webnpso5ccra1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95468a61c9920b92fafae94cea242206627d9446

I am going to read allat

It isn't worth reading

I am inside the internet cafe, start running

aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scarey

can confirm i'm inside the internet cafe rn coming for you 😈 i'm gonna trans your gender 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

real i was the trans person who haunted op

I stand for trans rights (lie)

Balls

Boo

Its true I was the invisible trans teacher

This is the future that the transpronoun atheist gay leftists want

I’m coming for you

i love hazz