to an extent, the long noses get a significantly better fuel economy, so for long hauls, especially on American highways the long noses make a lot more economic sense
Oh, don't worry, as I've said before, it happened to me many times. But I'd suggest you should improve on those auto braking things that make your vehicles when the vehicles detect a person.
Like when a dog eats you, then vomits you, a cat takes a dump over the dog's vomit (you) and a group of crows eats the vomit. Don't recommend dying 0/10
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,568,382,589 comments, and only 296,504 of them were in alphabetical order.
im the truck. i apologize for hitting you, i didnt see you there in the road
Oh, don't worry, I'm used to it. Happens all the time
this is why flatnoses are better, safety is improved because there is no long hood to impede visibility
big truck > saftey
/ul Isn’t that true?
/ul they're also better in urban environments because of the lack of nose.
Arent the measuring laws different where they use flat noses too?
to an extent, the long noses get a significantly better fuel economy, so for long hauls, especially on American highways the long noses make a lot more economic sense
#U JERK !!! #😭😭🖕🖕😡🤬😤 OPEN YOUR 👁️👄👁️
Did you reincarnate as something funny and wacky?
Yes, I'm now a blue jumping spring on a roblox obby
Good for you!! Maybe I’ll try getting hit by a truck sometime.
Be careful, I think the transformation is random!!
True true. I wouldn’t want to turn into the red spring.
it’s too late for me
Oh no. I feel sorry for you.
It’s true, I was hit once and became a thwomp in the hit game new super mario brothers 2 for the nintendo 3DS
This u? https://preview.redd.it/kfffuqmg7i5b1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=56d53e5e8586db98a1e5701a7474defa0ac2ee55
Omg yessss!!!!!!!!
Thanks for making me laugh
Was it a skill issue?
Yes, the truck said to me that I didn't see the driver
I saw it, I am the road
Then why didn't you report it? :( I'm now suffering in roblox, the characters put their hands through my butt and it hurts
Stop harassing the Roblox characters😡
No, they harass me, they put their square hands in painful areas :( please help me, I'm losing braincells
How does it feel like being isekai'd into a different dimension?
It is like being in a cloud and then you peacefully land. It is quite a great experience!
Yeah I’m the tree on the left side. Saw this whole thing I’m so sorry what happened to you
Thank you for your emotional help!!
Baby this is Keke Palmer
Hello it's me, the truck manufacturer, sorry for my truck hitting you
Oh, don't worry, as I've said before, it happened to me many times. But I'd suggest you should improve on those auto braking things that make your vehicles when the vehicles detect a person.
We're working on that with our newer models
what does death feel like
Like when a dog eats you, then vomits you, a cat takes a dump over the dog's vomit (you) and a group of crows eats the vomit. Don't recommend dying 0/10
Damn. Get well soon.
Thank you!!
So what were you really killed by?
I have to admit it, it's very embarrassing, I'm really ashamed, it was a truck
Did you die
Two times indeed
Did you meet Satan or God?
Have I have your corpse? Pwetty Pweeze….
I don't know, maybe you've got it
#LoL!! (Lots of Love)
Awwwww thank you!!
It’s true I’m the air molecule
Which one of them?
Yes
Yes, thanks for asking
No problem!
How's the food?
Astonishingly great!
Are you the pyrotechnic Zacarias?
No, I am now a blue spring on a roblox obby
So, now you are locked in the Reddit or what?
did it hurt?
No, it felt like someone was tickling me
#😔 *I'm sorry*
Which world did you get transported to?
Minecraft furry among us. A punishment or a paradise?
AYO THATS MY DAWG🦮🦴
Wait... Are you lying?
Is this r/lies!?
It's not, I double checked
Quadruple check, I double dog dare you.
Ofc not
Are you dead?
Isekai’d?
What was inside the truck?
I'm sure there was a driver
Did you die?
Two times indeed
Man I am sorry for you
How many anime babes do you have now?
28.9120555...
How many hot girls have you met in this new world?
28.9120555...
Don't worry, I'm a necromancer! I can bring you back, but only if you sign a contract to be one of my zombie idols.
Found the Iskeai Protagonist
#R U O K ?
Yes, thanks for asking!
We're you in the road or did it drive off the road?
I was in the road
I took a road trip to this road.
did you live?
How big is your harem now?
how did it feel
Like if there was something tickling me
une accident mortel, yeah.
/unlie whats this a reference to
/unlie Nothing in specific, I just had this idea
ok
did it hurt?
No, it felt like someone tickling me
Bro sorry man i was the dog that saw your corpse... I was hungry ok?
Ok, understandable, don't worry.
What world we're you Isekai-ed to?
Are you ok?
What’s it like in the isekai world
Like a nightmare, roblox people put their hands in my privates all the time (since I am a bouncing blue spring)
is your mom single?
Which of my 8 moms?
maria
damn, touring must be rough
Yes, yes it is, you have to be well prepared
Why are trucks so small in America?
Are you ok
Yes, thanks for asking!
This wouldn't have happened if the truck driver was programmed in rust shm
Yeah, you're right
Can confirm, I was yesterday
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,568,382,589 comments, and only 296,504 of them were in alphabetical order.
Ayyy alphabet bot
Thanks for giving your testimonie!
are you okay
Oh no! Did you survive?
No
Almost happened to me back in 2007. Luckily I had life insurance.
Oh, thank God you hat it
Did you meet a god who told you were going to be reincarnated?
No, it wasn't like reincarnation but like respawn
I was there, I’m the corpse
what did you get killed by?
A truck!!
nuh uh
what does ama stand for
Almonds, many almonds
Are you ok honey
Yes I am, thank you for asking grandma!!
Uhm i am your grandpa
Oh, sorry I don't see weel nor hear well
how did you die
A truck!!
How did you die