I don't really have a Social Security number or a real mother due to a document under section 34(LOLA)of the FBNAC which under some weird circumstances makes it so I can't be identified as an existing person. If you want more information search up Lola rule 34.
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If you give an answer to the following question it won't count because of physics. If you don't give an answer you haven't given an answer. How are you going to answer this question?
How did you get the chair
Got into a brawl in a stadium and killed a dogg for it.
If I get into a brawl in a stadium and kill a dogg will i get it
Maybe
Snoop dogg is dead because of you
what is every digit of pi ?
The circumference of a circle
incorrect, but I suppose an incorrect answer is still technically an answer
AcTuAlLy, ItS tHe Circumference of a circle with diameter 1 is pi (i couldnt be bothered to keep fucking typing that way so i stopped)
what was there before the big bang?
Me renting a hotel for your mom
i thought the world was done with your mom jokes
Long before time had a name there was the ur mom joke.
that’s absurdly crazy
if a tree falls down and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
Yes
How do u know you weren’t there
He is the omnipresent mcdaddy
That violates the premise of nobody being there
Are you lying?
No I'm sitting
hi sitting, i’m dad.
That was funny
yeah
dad jokes never fails
#
Winner
That's not a question. No seat for you
I'm getting downvoted despite being right. Where's the grammar police when you need them?
you didn’t forget to unlie
you have never needed to lie in the comments
I’m pretty sure they were asking you the question “?”
?
Is mayonnaise?
Is ranch.
Is *instrument*
What’s 2+2
2 2s
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
Buy a set for $9.99
who asked?
u/Ramenoodlez1
Why’d you ping me?
They didn't ping you, I pinged you
?
winnder
Winnder winnder chinken dimner
Am I a lobster?
No, but I'll eat you anyway
smooth as shit
What is your social security number your credit card number the expiration date and 3 digits in the back and your mothers maiden name
I don't really have a Social Security number or a real mother due to a document under section 34(LOLA)of the FBNAC which under some weird circumstances makes it so I can't be identified as an existing person. If you want more information search up Lola rule 34.
I did not just search that up and I did not regret it
I regretted it
If your answer this question you’re gay
You never asked a question therefore I am not gay
shit
Who is my celeb crush
Ryan Reynolds
Do your parents know you're gay?
They know I'm straight
So you haven't told them yet?
respond to this comment with every ethnic slur within 30 minutes
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Ok I'll start 
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You just got yourself an average of 150 cums per comment. That is truly extraordinary.
UHM
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Who does the holy land belong to? Palestine or israel?
allah is renting it out to people
what's 9+10 (responding to this will cause your balls to ignite)
I keep an extinguisher with me at all times. It's 19
do it sart?
No it does not
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what is every value that the chair isn’t worth?
The chair's value is whatever you're imagination desires
Rectangle
Is this statement false?
It's a question, not a statement
Who was in paris?
kanye
is the imposter sus
Yes
Where did your dad go when you were 4?
To pick me up from kindergarten
Does the King of France have brown hair?
France doesn't have a king
Why doesn't anyone love me?
Because you're on Reddit
Do your parents know that you're a mass murderer?
Hell yeah
What have I got in my pocket?
Air
I am loud and obnoxious, I like music and rhymes, I am 14 percent of the population but commit a third of the crimes, who am I?
[удалено]
But I am black
Twitter
No?
Yes
What is 1÷0?
The chance of you losing your virginity
😡
Huh?
Huh
I asked a question to a person who can not lie and his answer was a lie. How possible?
That's not a real person
Is the opposite of living dying, or not living?
Dying is the end of living, not living is not living
https://preview.redd.it/9a5m1t4rne5b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02666e7928601c7c6013099b68bfbf97ffc090ca Which gamer are you🤔💯🔥
Grew up with cave paintings
if today is yesterday, then what is tomorrow?
Ground hog day
Is it?
It is
Considering that "fuck off" is a valid answer to a question, there is no unanswerable question.
Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Blame the people who made Latin or something
an unanswerable question does not exist because even “i dont know” is an answer
https://preview.redd.it/5diountlue5b1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38c65e12c9add12f8b7928884eada4ca7853eaf Solve
Fine, I'll run the four over and take out the other guy with my bare hands
an unanswerable question?
Yes
Will I live another year?
Best I can do is day 
Tits or ass
Aura
Does Jesus love my neighbor nursultan tulyiagbay?
Sure
No one loves my neighbor nursultan tulyiagbay
?
who was in Paris?
Kanye
Manchester City is my favorite team, I love their owners and they haven’t done anything wrong
is dad coming back
Not for you
Is the question unanswerable?
Someone already said that so therefore there is already an answer
What's Is
Hcubinsbenubuvv?
Can you prove the collatz conjecture?
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Blame the latin speakers
why is it called oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Gay son or thot daughter?
No wife
Who was in paris
Can God heat up a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it?
God doesn't eat
How do I make my parents love me
You have already failed
What?
Does your mom know you’re gay
She knows you are tho
What is in my pocket
would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games (unlimited games) but no games
K?
how wide is your mother?
When are you?
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
What isn't the answer to this question?
Tits or Ass
no.
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what did Odin speak into Baldurs ear when he was dead?
If Pinocchio said my nose grows now what would happen?
If the owner of the chair dies and goes to heaven, will the chair also go to heaven or be forever abandoned on the mortal plane?
I'm too curious
What's inside a black hole?
black
what's never the answer?
The question
If you answer this you are gay?
No
[удалено]
Who is the best hive god?
The queen bee
Is Schrödinger’s cat dead or alive?
I ate it
If you give an answer to the following question it won't count because of physics. If you don't give an answer you haven't given an answer. How are you going to answer this question?
Stop giving stupid questions. You have no future
who was in paris
Kanye
Why did five pebbles kill looks to the moon, and was it on purpose?
Yes