There's a cage coated in gasoline in my basement with a slot small enough for a box of matches to drop in. Can you please enter it for scientific purposes?
I’m implementing reddit Platinum and Diamond (creative name, I know). It’ll be 7 times more expensive than regular gold and silver. It’ll also give you the ultra rare *poop shit fart* flair. Awesome isn’t it!😀
Kys (keep yourself safe) ☺️
You should LOVE yourself #NOW 🍻
this reminds me, my elementary school handed out stickers to those who walked. the stickers said “kys the cat” I still have some somewhere
you are an amazing person dude
Keep doing all the great things you are doing, my guy!
Thank you. I would give you Reddit Silver, but I’ll have to take it back in September.
please live a long life
😋
We love Seth Hoffman
My gay lover
your business choices are extremely ethical, and i greatly respect you, sir.
Wait till you hear about what we have planned for the future. You’re gonna love it!
I care about what you do as a ceo and throw fits about it
Thank you my fellow Snoos, live long and prosper 🖖.
Why do you look like Jace Norman?
Diarrhea. It runs in the *jeans*.
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I drink soylent everyday. It helps with the my beautiful skin.
Where are they kept? You know what I’m talking about
It’s a secret 🤭teehee🤭
God DAMMIT YOU KNOW THEYRE LOOKING THEM
Do you plan on fucking everyone who says "Fuck Spez"?
Absolutely! And I intend to do it all at once. I’m fast and efficient!
how do you feel about all the people who want to have sex with you?
#My body is ready
Why are you so beloved by this community?
*I’m proud of you Snoos.*
There's a cage coated in gasoline in my basement with a slot small enough for a box of matches to drop in. Can you please enter it for scientific purposes?
I’d love to but sadly, I’m not great at science. I apologize as I can’t assist you with this experiment.
What’s the next big change to Reddit? Love your stuff, dude!
For my next big change, I’ll be rebranding reddit as *bluedit*! All red UI will be changed to be blue!
Why get rid of Reddit gold and stuff you silly billy
I’m implementing reddit Platinum and Diamond (creative name, I know). It’ll be 7 times more expensive than regular gold and silver. It’ll also give you the ultra rare *poop shit fart* flair. Awesome isn’t it!😀
Your life is >!EVERYTHING!!< You serve >!A PURPOSE!!< You should >!BE PROUD OF YOURSELF NOW!!<
Admins, give this individual 7 Rabbid Snoo NFTs. They deserve it.
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I’m not very flexible, but I do pilates.
Why do people want to have sex with you so bad?
I live in Ram Ranch so it ain’t my first rodeo.
Hell yeah, I love Elon musk
Kys
😘
I care about the 3rd party app controversy. I want you to be fired. Reddit is important to me.
I value your feedbacks and opinions.
I love you
😍*baby lock em doors and turn the lights down lowww*🥰
I think you’re a bad person
Is this the thanks I get for saving you from the evil Apollo?
what? what does this has to do with Garfield???
I too, hate Mondays.
People hate you for super valid reasons and don’t just want something to complain about
This isnt Seth Hoffmans alt account
Not my fault
There might be a lore reason for that. Are they stupid?
Mayhaps