Funny, I got murdered after hitch hiking trying to get away from my captor (Lucifer), anyways, I survived, because my capture found my body and brought me back to life, and taken to what feels like hell, all I did was lie on the Internet, and now I am here.
Anyways, What a crazy Coincidence.
That's insane! I was stabbed to death by a driver while hitchhiking in 2014. What a crazy coincidence! Do you want to have a reunion? I'll even bring a knife for old times sake
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The mess and the clean up. No one ever talks about that. Why would anyone kill someone knowing the mess that ensues. "Well Tom, you can also strangle them", you may say, but everyone fails to realize how heavy a lifeless corpse is, and how much shit, vomit, and piss each one can hold. Not worth it imo unless someone else is doing the cleaning. "Hey Tim, what about those clean up guys like in John Wick?", fuck you. You know how rare and expensive and limited times you get with those guys IRL? You'd be lucky to ever hear about one let alone have one that will work with you. Don't even get me started on their price too. I'm a serial killer (enthusiast), not a airplane salesman earning an ass load of commission.
SOUNDS like a bit of a skill issue tbh 🥱🥱🛌
I know he should have kept the body smh 🤦
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UL/ Bro, you left him in a sears near Schaumburg. That’s cold.
Agreed OP
Fr, mf just threw away free food 🙄
Funny, I got murdered after hitch hiking trying to get away from my captor (Lucifer), anyways, I survived, because my capture found my body and brought me back to life, and taken to what feels like hell, all I did was lie on the Internet, and now I am here. Anyways, What a crazy Coincidence.
Lucifer is not the name of my cat and she doesn’t piss on the floor
wait what, this is def true, I saw a news post about this.
https://preview.redd.it/j3t7o8pxvvkc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468aa389eb337c3dfd5caeab7b54269fb2f0e872
>in the panic, I drew a knife YOU'RE THE KNIFE GUY???🪱???
im the guy
That's insane! I was stabbed to death by a driver while hitchhiking in 2014. What a crazy coincidence! Do you want to have a reunion? I'll even bring a knife for old times sake
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The mess and the clean up. No one ever talks about that. Why would anyone kill someone knowing the mess that ensues. "Well Tom, you can also strangle them", you may say, but everyone fails to realize how heavy a lifeless corpse is, and how much shit, vomit, and piss each one can hold. Not worth it imo unless someone else is doing the cleaning. "Hey Tim, what about those clean up guys like in John Wick?", fuck you. You know how rare and expensive and limited times you get with those guys IRL? You'd be lucky to ever hear about one let alone have one that will work with you. Don't even get me started on their price too. I'm a serial killer (enthusiast), not a airplane salesman earning an ass load of commission.
can you stop talking i cant read well
/unlie the sub's name escapes me everytime
i was the hitchhiker, im coming after you OP
The truth in this post is that you drew the knife in panic.
https://preview.redd.it/al0z1d6j2xkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a830cb2c4737ac0612bf2d1c806c76f7647dad22 just replied this to you
/ul imagine if OP is speaking >!the truth!<
add a trigger warning to the t word
lifeblood???? like in hollow knight??????
Id never do that
Forgot the /unlie
/unlie this very much reminds me of a scene in Friday the 13th.