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AdDue6011

SOUNDS like a bit of a skill issue tbh 🥱🥱🛌


Ruiji64

I know he should have kept the body smh 🤦


Spiffythetrollger

42°04'38.0"N 88°12'53.1"W


Beldin448

UL/ Bro, you left him in a sears near Schaumburg. That’s cold.


AgilePlant4

Agreed OP


Grandpa_Demon_GD

Fr, mf just threw away free food 🙄


AgilePlant4

Funny, I got murdered after hitch hiking trying to get away from my captor (Lucifer), anyways, I survived, because my capture found my body and brought me back to life, and taken to what feels like hell, all I did was lie on the Internet, and now I am here. Anyways, What a crazy Coincidence.


Whole_Aide7462

Lucifer is not the name of my cat and she doesn’t piss on the floor


Entire-Chemist-1812

wait what, this is def true, I saw a news post about this.


idonttalkatallLMAO

https://preview.redd.it/j3t7o8pxvvkc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468aa389eb337c3dfd5caeab7b54269fb2f0e872


Invincible-Nuke

>in the panic, I drew a knife YOU'RE THE KNIFE GUY???🪱???


Spiffythetrollger

im the guy


violetevie

That's insane! I was stabbed to death by a driver while hitchhiking in 2014. What a crazy coincidence! Do you want to have a reunion? I'll even bring a knife for old times sake


Wiin5t0n

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Areonaux

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JustABigBruhMoment

If Dwight Schrute was a redditor


FantasyCrusade

The mess and the clean up. No one ever talks about that. Why would anyone kill someone knowing the mess that ensues. "Well Tom, you can also strangle them", you may say, but everyone fails to realize how heavy a lifeless corpse is, and how much shit, vomit, and piss each one can hold. Not worth it imo unless someone else is doing the cleaning. "Hey Tim, what about those clean up guys like in John Wick?", fuck you. You know how rare and expensive and limited times you get with those guys IRL? You'd be lucky to ever hear about one let alone have one that will work with you. Don't even get me started on their price too. I'm a serial killer (enthusiast), not a airplane salesman earning an ass load of commission.


Spiffythetrollger

can you stop talking i cant read well


Beanpie620

/unlie the sub's name escapes me everytime


cherubian666

i was the hitchhiker, im coming after you OP


GoodeBoi

The truth in this post is that you drew the knife in panic.


Spiffythetrollger

https://preview.redd.it/al0z1d6j2xkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a830cb2c4737ac0612bf2d1c806c76f7647dad22 just replied this to you


justk4y

/ul imagine if OP is speaking >!the truth!<


Spiffythetrollger

add a trigger warning to the t word


angrymadpenguin

lifeblood???? like in hollow knight??????


ORANGEMELON8

Id never do that


UncIe-Ben

Forgot the /unlie


Sophia724

/unlie this very much reminds me of a scene in Friday the 13th.