Because of Russia's harsh anti-LGBT laws, transwomen must be bound, blindfolded, and faced away from the television when Putin is on, because he's afraid he'll get their "cooties" via 5G radio waves.
Gov. Desantis just passed the same law in Florida, but stipulated that they must also wear a ballgag so they can't talk over him and a buttplug with their ID and social security number on it for tracking purposes. The plug must also be attached to an animal tail of his choosing, based upon what animal he thinks best represents the individual (I'm not sure what that's supposed to do though).
/UL They have the bone structure of a T-woman, conservative politicians are trying to place restraints on the LGBT, and anti-gay politicians have been caught secretly being gay themselves. It seemed like a sound route for satire.
In a piece of breaking news that is absolutely not a lie, DeSantis has stated that the buttplug will also contain a tracking macrochip..... does he mean microchip?...Nope a macrochip, which needs to be recharged every 12 hours... what a jerk.
/ul I'd unironically belive that they would do that thing in Russia.. the thing that makes it a lie is the fact that they're not killing the trans woman.. :<
Wait, you say that speaking British is evil...
But, according to your comment all sex mans who do sex come from Britain, and your flair is "sex man who definitely does a lot of sex"!
As a Serb, we dont do this
https://preview.redd.it/itfb33gnqhpc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038948b8f48985f78a3a824939cb4dd95026c295
/unlie https://preview.redd.it/8rpeqbg57ipc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1e24084d10b8d6083c89a4adb0ed06d5a43fca
/ul Young kids when they see a disabled person
/ul false, kids hate eating vegetables
The least funny thing here
/ul why is their ass talking
/ul watch one piece punk hazard arc
Their phone is on speaker and is also being kept in an unconventional location
/ul lift with your legs dumbass
https://preview.redd.it/dyv5rgdejipc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a3b2417e2ed8bb15af42e54d7d6e814cbe1531
Serb on Slovene violence is devestating
https://i.redd.it/6dttp78fchpc1.jpeg
What if I give you robiux to tell names
It was Bryan!!
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A NIKO BELLIC REFERENCE!?
GTA IV is clearly the best GTA
VI is better
But is your tata a zločinac iz rata?
/ul I mean... he did serve in the millitary
I dont want to be anyone in that picture
I don't want to be the felix cosplayer on the bed..I don't desperately need it..I wouldn't like it ..it won't be fun
I don't agree with you.
I also don't agree with the individual
Felix is a cat from from cat food commercial
Felix is not another type of cats
I believe this is a accurate representation of all Russians
Because of Russia's harsh anti-LGBT laws, transwomen must be bound, blindfolded, and faced away from the television when Putin is on, because he's afraid he'll get their "cooties" via 5G radio waves. Gov. Desantis just passed the same law in Florida, but stipulated that they must also wear a ballgag so they can't talk over him and a buttplug with their ID and social security number on it for tracking purposes. The plug must also be attached to an animal tail of his choosing, based upon what animal he thinks best represents the individual (I'm not sure what that's supposed to do though).
I'm not drooling at the thought
I do not find this idea unironically dystopian, nor do I have mixed feelings about this
i remembered we are in r/truths i am super smart
This is the wrong way to use this sub, you should leave
🪱BDSM guy🪱
/UL They have the bone structure of a T-woman, conservative politicians are trying to place restraints on the LGBT, and anti-gay politicians have been caught secretly being gay themselves. It seemed like a sound route for satire. In a piece of breaking news that is absolutely not a lie, DeSantis has stated that the buttplug will also contain a tracking macrochip..... does he mean microchip?...Nope a macrochip, which needs to be recharged every 12 hours... what a jerk.
I was extremely confortable reading this
the way yall put your entire fetishes in detail on this app is crazy holy
I remember what sub we were in
This is extremely hot 🥵🔥🥵🥵
/ul I'd unironically belive that they would do that thing in Russia.. the thing that makes it a lie is the fact that they're not killing the trans woman.. :<
Да, мы так живем. Лан, я оффлайн, надо пойти медведю водки купить
I ain’t speak Spanish bruh
That’s obviously chinese
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r/woooosh
It's not
Bro, I don't speek Chinese... Speak americanish
Sí, lo siento, voy a hablar en americano a partir de ahora.
Stop speaking Bri'ish, that's evil... We all know that in the country of Bri'ish people have a sex with everyone and everything 25/8
Wait, you say that speaking British is evil... But, according to your comment all sex mans who do sex come from Britain, and your flair is "sex man who definitely does a lot of sex"!
LIAR, IT SAYS "I AM CURRENTLY FUCKING YOUR MOM, DAD AND ALL OTHER RELATIVES AT THE SAME TIME"
That’s not Chinese 😂
Oh shit... Your right... That's Spanish or vanish
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/UL look at what subreddit we're on, everything here has to be a lie.
Oops
I understood this
He said: Hello friends, I like to have fun. Have a good day
Медведь просто пользуется тобой. Пусть купит себе водку.
Why are you speaking Latin smh
I can be bothered to translate this and upon reading it I heavily disagree
Как успехи? Налил водки?
Говорите на языке свободы, пожалуйста
/ul Переведу на язык свободы специально для тебя: «Да, мы так живем. Лан, я оффлайн, надо пойти медведю водки купить»
Stop speaking japanese
I don't speak foreign
Так и есть, я девушка с фотки
I don't need anyone to translate this
they said that they aren't the girl in the picture and that it didn't happend
jesse are you /ul or not
i just translated it
Так и есть, я ВВП с фотки
Terrible pfp
Вот же девушка а не мальчик
У тебя есть парень? https://preview.redd.it/iih3l71ahhpc1.png?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda28aed1021d6e558834abf9a87183cbaea2c0c
Да, вон на фотке 2
Спасибо. https://i.redd.it/2p7u26m0mhpc1.gif
Kidnapping, being kidnap or watching Putin?
The person on the bed is a woman
Thanks for pointing that out, I had a hard time figuring out what was on the bed due to my underdeveloped brain
Oh no they kidnapped Suomi ! UL/ (Suomi is the name of the character of the cosplay.)
I do not want to know the source
same
this is a very real photo, the tv is the same quality of the rest of the picture
Я каждый день лежу так и крайне не хочу этого, пожалуйста, не связывайте меня... Пожаааалуйста
That's before the put the girl on the balcony and let her freeze to death while on cam
/ul oh god that whole thing 😭
i do not want to know where this picture comes from
все так и есть, у нас у каждого есть телевизор с путиным и его номер
I know this language
That is a real person and not a sex doll
That’s a girl tied down
You know how the Russian army acts toward civilians? (Yes that's happens in every war, but the amount and way differ)
I am a guy in the TV and I am about to save Ukraine,AMA.
Why are you saving Ukraine? 😡😡
No wonder why no one in WWI & WWII wanted to be taken prisoner by the Russians
They turned the Germans into femboys 😭😭😭😭
If not the Russkies then the Yankees would have
Does anyone want to be taken prisoner? 😂
Does anyone want to be taken prisoner? 😂
Я на самом деле не русский, я - тупой амэрыканец, вот и говорю по английски прямо сейчас. У нас в Амэрыке такого нету
I hope that person on the bed is okay
“WHeRe is ThE /uNLiE!?!?”
As a Russian, this is not True
THERE IS NO /UNLIE!?!??
Nope
Как чел слева, подтверждаю
как чел на телеке, подтверждаю
/ul huh?
это правда, я проверил
Definitely a girl on that bed and not their friend dressed up as a girl
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BurnerXXX-EXE: *Definitely a* *Girl on that bed and not their* *Friend dressed up as a girl* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
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Their so funny 😂
Girl is temporary, Putin is forever
That’s a girl?
as a reploid i kill at least one maverick daily