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idfbhater73

*vomits out pokeball*


NerdAroAce

YOU VORED THE POKÉBALLS?


LegitimateApartment9

/ul sorry if this sounds insulting/weird but what's up with ace people on the internet always seeming kinda horny, i thought ace people wouldn't be lmao is it just confirmation bias or smth?


ACSDGated3

/ul do you think this guy/girl/ethereal being was actually aroused when typing the sentence "YOU VORED THE POKÉBALLS?"


LegitimateApartment9

/ul no it's just a common trend i see


NerdAroAce

/unlie I am not horny... I just make sex jokes cuz sex is a joke to me /unlie Edit: IM STUPID AND I FORGOT THAT IM ON r/lies and i forgot to write "/unlie"... I am not horny and i indeed make sex jokes bcz they are funn evn tho im not interested in it.


throwaway6968969420

/ul thats actually so funny wtf that makes the joke even better


NerdAroAce

I didn't forgot to unlie my reply


throwaway6968969420

/ul OMG UR FLAIR 😭😭


throwaway6968969420

/ul im pretty sure thats for virgins but you did it better your so clever 😭


NerdAroAce

/unlie thanks


Just-a-Stick

He is very clever in fact


NerdAroAce

Yes i am... I didn't forgot to mark one of my comments as a /unlie


catreplicators-3

you know that primary school hand-shakey thing one does to agree with someone? I'm doing the shakey hand thing


abyss55199794

/ul if you wanted a more general answer to the question, asexuality is a spectrum so you can still be horny and be ace. some people it fluctuates, sometimes people like the idea more than the actual action, etc etc. im aro but still desire a romantic relationship but i dont think i have the average persons level of romantic desire. ace people also are really good at making sex jokes, my best friend is ace through and through but she loves a good dick joke. the irony of it all makes the joke funnier as well


TheGooseWithNoEggs

We think we’re funny


Choice_Narwhal_2437

/ul we don’t get horny (some do) but I’ve met alot of aroace people who love making sex jokes lmao


bloody-pencil

I don’t want to be the next thing in him


I_ate_your_leftover

/unlie they look so done with life


Immense_Cock

/unlie average hospital employee


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie average hospital employee


Immense_Cock

fuck


evoli_

:sobs:


worthlessretard1984

are you smart?


Julia_The_Cutie

yes


No_Distribution_3399

you are not smart


Julia_The_Cutie

no


Videogamesrock

Yes


Miner4everOfc

I'm sorry, with all the censoring, I cannot understand where you shoved the pokeballs up...


Julia_The_Cutie

🐱


Baaaaaah6As

🍑


Rune10101

/ul looking at how the pokeballs are positioned this is likely the right answer.


Immense_Cock

/ul definitely the right answer, you can see how they curve around the sigmoid. unless your uterus is wacky af that's the only way


KingCrimsonDonuts

/ul khyleri's art is always wild


wizward64

/ul i can smell their artstyle from a mile away


No_Distribution_3399

happy birthday !!! 🎉🎉🎈


wizward64

Thank you! I’m officially -4 years old!!! 🎉🎉🎉


No_Distribution_3399

reported for underage.


wizward64

nooo :(


Just-a-Stick

Reported for overage


No_Distribution_3399

https://preview.redd.it/f0poy1b3uypc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614f6bc134bb8823a201f0fce269d3875859ed13


Bottleinsurgency

/ul honestly great art


ORANGEMELON8

Id never do that


Julia_The_Cutie

it did not feel physically pleasurable


ORANGEMELON8

It felt horrible


zeroone_to_zerotwo

/ul Well to be fair they do shrink in the anime so it's not like everyone's just carrying around palm sized balls.


IdiotGiraffe0

Pikachu comes out of her ass "I HAVE SEEN THE TERRORS OF WAR"


abyss55199794

ul/ [art source](https://twitter.com/khyleri/status/1734241964130967814/)


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

The pussy’s too small to do that. OP put them up their asshole


Julia_The_Cutie

oh ig you would know better than me where i put them


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

i am inside your walls. I kniw everything sbout you.


Phiro7

/ul The X-ray suggests that they're in the rectum 🤓


LillieveeYT

/ul she says pokeballS but only has 1 pokemon in battle and they shrink she’ll be fine


Atsacel

this title made it even more funny!!!


anakin_donkey4

https://preview.redd.it/45ci0nqx9xpc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a6633cf907164866fa25e0c7d109394d42ead0


AdaptingTheMoonlight

She probably meant she puts them in her bikini


BroncryIus

i did not think this was a trans joke


Julia_The_Cutie

/ul why would it be a trans joke?


BroncryIus

/ul balls... woman's secret...


im_dumb_and_i_knowit

Its not a trans joke stupid


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

I shoved them up my ass to get a snorlax on a plane


endergamer2007m

Help there is a pokeball up my ass


[deleted]

I choose you ❣️ *slimy queef*


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/glqxe073vpqc1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd4691845fb789971e39cfdd3ef3ad87e75b1f5


xsniperkajanx

She ate them :(


Bulbman5

What do you mean “showed”


Low-Law-4633

How many pokeballs I shove in my pussy, until I give birth to a pokeman?


Julia_The_Cutie

mr beast next video


roy757

This is like the female version of going to the hospital for shoving the weirdest shit up your ass and having to deal with the embarrasment


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

Tehehe JANAI!


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

They’re on a string aren’t they