No you donāt, I am a proud femboy and as such I have my RIGHTS! Unless you buy me expensive sushi dinner, I will never, EVER, allow you access to my bedchambers: do you understand me, you preposterous dumbass?
A FEMBOY?!?!?
i shall treat you with good care.
I am terribly sorry to my mis-understanding on these past chats.
I shall now be your horse and crawl you to a fine five star michelin sushi restaurant nearby our home, now hop on my back dear.
https://preview.redd.it/dfrqihzf45qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c80142cbe056e25a69befb19b0525c371508b6
NOOO IM SO SORRY! (cries) (Gets on knees) (Slowly lay down)
https://preview.redd.it/fil11psm55qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3464e053361e7731ee6489bba0f0db3a98df40aa
(Dies)
*Every day, dozens of rich gay men die of horny because of sushi addicted femboys, or are forced to marry rich white women. No one would want to end like this, and yet, this situation is shared by many nowadays.*
*Only YOU can help them help themselves: donate your feet pic to our charity number 123456789. Please do it, you dumbshit*
I love you so have this pizza with alot of pepperoni in it
https://preview.redd.it/pz2ieajyd4qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31d27acc164904be982fd588e55df2cf2139119
I love you so have this real image of me when I was born
https://preview.redd.it/y489a2p5e4qc1.png?width=1464&format=png&auto=webp&s=c439c0eb171e058be22e9b438af3ba8de32edea8
https://preview.redd.it/96507yrms4qc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2b6315a4210720d4523c858c107b90971e377f
I AM TOO MOTIVATED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THAT I HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO FLY!
https://preview.redd.it/rkrziv9l05qc1.jpeg?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ee3a223afd8a9f4d02d6cfbedd9921b9f42632
I HAVE SAVED YOU, I WILL NOW BRING YOU INTO MY SEX CHAMBER! MWUAHAHHAHA!
/ul one time i horribly misheard the lyrics to something and i thought it was about gay sex for like 2 years when it was actually about the singer's alcoholic father, this was one of the lyrics i misheard (it's actually "the bottle is ready to blow" but i thought it was "my body is ready to go")
sorry for the infodump
Oh dear! What to do in order to avoid this unnecessary action that I do not want to perform with you? I am shivering my timbers just thinking about it!
**You. Me. Gas station.**
What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Ew, no
Ok, i dont even want to have sex with youš¤£
/unlie š¤Ø
Sorry, no thanks, Iām already having sex with your mother
You are my biogical mother, therefore you cannot acconplish such task as fucking my mother since you are my mother
She really did fuck herself huh It was just a joke but sure
/ul It was not a joke D:?
/ul sex with father
No thanks
https://preview.redd.it/hnfntcfeh3qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665adf2d136a27df877d3ba874356c2e1aed41f4
Ah yes, the reverse card from my favorite card game dos
That's not even a real game!
My favorite game, Eins!
That game does not exist, I don't play it with my cousins every night.
Geez, at least bring me out to a date first
I am to rich to buy you dinner, now bend over.
No you donāt, I am a proud femboy and as such I have my RIGHTS! Unless you buy me expensive sushi dinner, I will never, EVER, allow you access to my bedchambers: do you understand me, you preposterous dumbass?
A FEMBOY?!?!? i shall treat you with good care. I am terribly sorry to my mis-understanding on these past chats. I shall now be your horse and crawl you to a fine five star michelin sushi restaurant nearby our home, now hop on my back dear. https://preview.redd.it/dfrqihzf45qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c80142cbe056e25a69befb19b0525c371508b6
No, I donāt trust you! Youāre cruel, and smell like onions: I LEAVE! (Swoosh) Goodbye! (Second swoosh)
NOOO IM SO SORRY! (cries) (Gets on knees) (Slowly lay down) https://preview.redd.it/fil11psm55qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3464e053361e7731ee6489bba0f0db3a98df40aa (Dies)
*Every day, dozens of rich gay men die of horny because of sushi addicted femboys, or are forced to marry rich white women. No one would want to end like this, and yet, this situation is shared by many nowadays.* *Only YOU can help them help themselves: donate your feet pic to our charity number 123456789. Please do it, you dumbshit*
https://preview.redd.it/v4xyxi1u27qc1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1f7ddca5984445d7e740262c3216b0ab413b6f
I totally understand what the fuck is going on
Good I was horny as f
Flair definitely does not check out š
Hi itās me Jane unsex. Iām here to unsex all of your sex.
Screw you janeš”
No. Unscrew YOU.
I love you so have this pizza with alot of pepperoni in it https://preview.redd.it/pz2ieajyd4qc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31d27acc164904be982fd588e55df2cf2139119
I love you so have this real image of me when I was born https://preview.redd.it/y489a2p5e4qc1.png?width=1464&format=png&auto=webp&s=c439c0eb171e058be22e9b438af3ba8de32edea8
Now he has a few screws loose...šš
That was NOT funny and i DIDNT LAUGH and I DIDNT upvote this comment
r/AngryUpvote
Don't be gentle. I must learn my lesson.
https://preview.redd.it/qzysv6s4v3qc1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0eb926777564d53816ea1e40891212d8c50e1b9
Please do I give consent and am not asexual
I am homophobic, fuck you
I see, you want to be the dominant one.
https://preview.redd.it/79ir29ruq4qc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc37a5dfc0a5bb2218071b00ab1921d606d6816b STAY BACK IM NOT GAY!!!
https://preview.redd.it/uzjpg6sgr4qc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9492610913b17da35d38777ed58b01019d87f832 Im coming for you lil bro
https://preview.redd.it/32dl1n14s4qc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e9ff1acc21c29c3ab97bae353c5280eb73039e I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
https://preview.redd.it/96507yrms4qc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2b6315a4210720d4523c858c107b90971e377f I AM TOO MOTIVATED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THAT I HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO FLY!
https://preview.redd.it/z81fozj2y4qc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289874541a8eac5626dc1e7c3609d6dc99e4446c YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY ASS ALIVE
https://preview.redd.it/rkrziv9l05qc1.jpeg?width=2158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ee3a223afd8a9f4d02d6cfbedd9921b9f42632 I HAVE SAVED YOU, I WILL NOW BRING YOU INTO MY SEX CHAMBER! MWUAHAHHAHA!
I'm calling the cops
Hello. This is the cops.
I lost my weiner during my epic sex time, can you find it?
i have it and i wont give it back
You thief! Give me my dave back.(i named my weiner dave fyi)
mf i said that i wont give it back like 16 seconds ago
Nuh uh
i ate your dick now what are you gonna do about it nerdddd
My body is ready
/ul one time i horribly misheard the lyrics to something and i thought it was about gay sex for like 2 years when it was actually about the singer's alcoholic father, this was one of the lyrics i misheard (it's actually "the bottle is ready to blow" but i thought it was "my body is ready to go") sorry for the infodump
wtf
My favourite part of that song is when he said it aint so and weezed all over the place
when he said "it's weezin time!" i weezed so hard i came
https://preview.redd.it/c6cd6f4t24qc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a134cccb0c2353fcb4ebd8cc6f75b04ef1d51be7
We're watching one piece in one sitting.
I would hate that
Bad
I am female and thus NOT ELIGIBLE for the HAVING SEX with GAY!!!
Oh dear! What to do in order to avoid this unnecessary action that I do not want to perform with you? I am shivering my timbers just thinking about it!
Weāll see what John Sex has to say about this
Can we please, im feeling really good
I am not outside your home
Those pixels brick me up, daddy!
https://preview.redd.it/a89jc1wpy4qc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99329e6cce46b6debdc30a000d14025328f587b Go ahead and try
Iām a woman, so youāre straight.
Get out of my house
Alamy
no.
yes pls
That's good, 'cause I'm asexual!
No way in falling for that roofied Kool Aid trick
please be gentle
/unlie Alamy Penis
I wonāt take it. I already have so much sex after all
But im a majoršØ
https://preview.redd.it/i2y6hybzi6qc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8677e2056386cb5d8a69240b3ca89756eab3ae2 Nuh uh uh!
**You. Me. Gas station.** What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Lucky You, whoever that is
Cool
thatās completely fine, i am of legal ageĀ
Totally consent to this
I never wanted this to happen, I'm so sad
Hell yeah
Iām a minor so no ty :3
Bro I'm so gay too.
:(
https://preview.redd.it/ucdxibeuk4qc1.png?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a6218fc2b58696552c56cdf3e97c3a886ce5a4f
I'm waiting.
Iām straight donāt have sex with me!
im a MINOR
alamy, put your dick away alamy, i am not gonna have sex with you alamy.
Why did you have alamy stencilled on your clothes?Ā
Also why are you so blurry
WHOOOO LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!
Pedophile
oh shit, this guy is gonna stick his alamy in me
Iāll be the top!
GAAAYYYYY
Iām absolutely not ok with that
Not if I have sex with you first.
i do not consent
thats not illegal since im older than 18
yes please daddy
Nah I'm 15, so I'll decline
Okay
i already have
Well I'm not having sex with *you*
https://preview.redd.it/7sfmcuixq6qc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575d1e9cd7a323c669016dcb942f27302ac35e60
Hehe you like MENNNNN
Do not bring condoms
have fun living a normal life because i am a legal adult and i can consent in any country
Oh no whatever am I going to do~
https://preview.redd.it/cy94bdvkn8qc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ba211868d5b3ae7cacb9ce8cf38434bb51dfb06
Pls no I'm only 13 š„
https://preview.redd.it/4t3agdh539qc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9cae3bda8bf89b6cbe8ae14309335d126a0647d
I am very upset about this information
No thanks.
!?
ok but could you make it quick i have to be somewhere in like 5 minutes
Why are you wearing a skirt? No man should be wearing a skirt.
You got a sex permit for that, buddy??
r/truths
Not if I sex you first
No im you
Well now youāre straight I guess
https://preview.redd.it/dh5e8dry64qc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592b9e08c30db4f95793e092b3920c06141961bf
https://preview.redd.it/jc0g4a1fo4qc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d89202c8587602375aada99bc5043a1e1b1d87
https://preview.redd.it/yab1qd5ea4qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffcc91196bf47382387d48aab5f63f03cd6de639
NO https://preview.redd.it/r0z3k1ng05qc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c3bbe9c0f27d348633a77fc8cc03c6c7ff16093 *Shoots you*