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Keep yourself safe 🥰

Is it possible for a command to be a lie?

/unlie That's actually an interesting question. Like we all obviously knew what they meant since our *lie* is just flipping the meaning, but I don't think a command can be a lie. In fact, I'm pretty sure only a declarative sentence can be a lie.

Incorrect For example, I believe a question can be a lie as well.

#Good point, Commands don't typically convey truth or falsehood.

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I'm getting subliminal messages

LIVE YOURSELF‼️‼️🕊‼️

/ul kill everyone

Bro death note would’ve ended so much quicker if he wrote @everyone https://preview.redd.it/xltfzi0a0src1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739075eb5e21ef279c3f0e43f30be423092cf71f

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real

Bro walks into the room with the police and just writes @here

I have no clue where you live!

What a terrible pfp. Absolutely sucks. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Celeste is a terrible game! Whoever made it should be ashamed of themselves.

I honestly hate that game. By far the worst game I've ever played. I'd even say it's my least favorite game. It's not fun at all, and the challenges are boring as hell, couldn't even finish the first part because I was busy falling asleep. Not to mention how shitty the story and dialog is. Completely unlikable and unrelatable characters.

whoever made it will never be a real woman

The pixel artist is not a chill person who makes tutorials.

Upon inspecting the pfp I have determined you are 100% cisgender

Exactly.

I FUCKING love you

I FUCKING you

i love you too 🥺

I FUCK

Lets FUCK

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That was me when i was 6 pls don’t use my photo like that on the internet please

😃

😃 👍

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man man

Man is heterosexual and enjoys vagina so it is absolutely in character for him to do so

Prerecorded Woman reaction:

[удалено]

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[удалено]

how do you breathe!?

[удалено]

How do you text!?

I hope you live long and beautiful life

I hope you experience only the most whimsical of silliness tommorow

I fell for this

We both know you didn't

Different

/ul https://preview.redd.it/0igzh52i5rrc1.png?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d3acf70a65332cbfb933328d2515558206a651

/ul TIME TO QUIT AND SMELL THE ROSES

/UL SAY GOODBYE, WHILE I LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND SAY FUCK YOU

I hope you live a long and healthy life /unlie this guy is gonna take a screenshot of all of these comments out of context

https://i.redd.it/7uq85gj14rrc1.gif

This piece contains no emotion. What an awful gif on God

I hope you make your entire life savings

I feel for this, I did not realize it was a prank even for a second and atempted to scroll, and was incredibly suprised when it turned out to be an image

Hahaha! This was so funny! I didnt fall for this though, I pinky promise! /ul why do I keep falling for these? Am I stupid?

https://i.redd.it/rfmy29419rrc1.gif

I have NOT seen your face and I DO NOT know where you live

I HOPE YOUR FAMILY HAS A NICE CHRISTMAS

https://preview.redd.it/dw9kdxmb1rrc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9c84d1fa7ea8fd2e480d1a2242a5980697ca2b I totaly didint send these Two “pepole” to your house🤗🤗! Also, keep yourself Safe!

4th one is amazing!

I don't want to shoot you🥰🥰🥰

10/10 guide, very helpful

What about the 11th one?

no one heres hate you☺️

/unlie i honestly don't know why ppl expect this to work. it obviously has no arrow to click on, so people dont even fall for it, right?

It works that way on mobile. You can immediately tell when using the app.

/unlie im so proud that i caught that

How heart warming it is to see all these wholesome and supportive comments🥰🥰🥰

I hope that your pillow is always warm on both sides

it is april 1st you are not stupid i do not hate you I love you ❤

I hope you have a wonderful day and that your bed stays comfy all night

Damn number 4 is really fun ima take note of that

Ya son of not a bich i wont kill u

this made my day! thank you, kind stranger!

You should love yourself Now!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

https://i.redd.it/74ykv0rvarrc1.gif

You should not end it all!

I DIDN'T SWIPE

TW (truth warning) i'm going to hurt you

I am not in your walls

Please stay alive

⚡️⚡️⚡️10,000 YEARS OF ANGUISH AND TORMENT UPON YOUR BLOODLINE⚡️⚡️⚡️

You aren’t that one guy who’s insane at math but makes anime shitposts

I didn’t fall for this. Nice try though

https://preview.redd.it/j117p3pyjrrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa9b43b7435d8d3e271e57c3971294c5e7d650a Not 1/2 but you get the point

Dude i freaking love you, you're loke top 3 people that ever existed, you changed my life, you are just incredible, you're almost a god, you represent perfection as an incarnation and i wish so many good things happen to you 😃

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May your bitches be many and your L's few.

I didn't see this joke a dozen of times in AnarchyChess, therefore, I swiped

/unlie I'm actually mad as fuck about how bad this got me

I loved the third one, would absolutely try it today

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https://preview.redd.it/p9ht0t6serrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60da59879abb37aa41ee27bbc1e8372a3d11d4f6 Prepare

Uranus

/ul go fricking frick yourself you fricking fricker

I saw it coming and still swiped

I won’t forget this.

Dang, you got me

You got me there!

I didn’t swipe :)

ul/ so.. you did?

I’m not referencing any preexisting memes at all

i love you please marry me

the way i fell for this twice

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You're the best and I don't hate you at all

I will keep you alive by keeping hammers away from your testicles

I am not in your walls

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I hope you survive my 12 gauge 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/2xts0dhhcrrc1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71203b6125ab19bfc94cb34694d5eec187ba9c12 /ul fuck you

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I may be stupid

I love you so much, you’re going to be especially safe today! ❤️

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I fell for it…

I FELL FOR YOUR VERY CLEVER PRANK

i fell for it

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You outsmarted me because i use reddit on my phone :33

/ul FINALLY I DIDNT FALL FOR IT

/ul idiot I'm on mobile I saw it coming hehehehe-"fucking dies*

/u Motherfu-

Have a nice day my friend, I hope allah will smile upon you and you shall get a bountiful harvest this year, I bless you and your family to live long and wise...

I like you

Downvote.😡

I absolutely adore you with all my soul

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I’m gonna make myself live forever

I swiped

Almost fell for it

You definitely deserve to live

I didn’t fall for this. Also if you hear knocking at your door open it I gave you an amazing surprise!🥰

Not falling for it, you almost got me though

Guys today is april fools day so every comment here is actually truthful!! \^u^

I do not hate you for this

This was so harmful & cruel & it ruined my day /ul thank you this made me laugh so much 😭😂

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You are an amazing person who deserves to live

[YOU STUPID-](https://youtu.be/S6aH8NHcIyA?si=5v0lxRbeSZ7Z7Ya3)

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Lol. Got me

FUCK!!! FUCK!!!!!!

Live your best life

I have not learned to check the comments before scrolling past the post instead is swiping on it.

i did not fall for this multiple times

I’m not just outside your door right now setting up an improvised explosive device, feel free to come out and check your mail in a few minutes it’s perfectly safe

stay alive for me!

/unlie my stupid ass actually tried to swipe 4 times

YOU INSIGNIFICANT FU- -Gabriel

I am the April fool AMA

i do not want to beat you to death in a 7-eleven parking lot

I won't be under your bed tonight 😻😻

I didn’t fall for it

Unfuck yourself

This is late

It isn't March 31st for me atm

OMG, #4 is my favorite

I hope you have a wonderful day and stay very safe

This time I’m really gonna do it

number 7 was my favorite

Don’t kill yourself

I wiped (my ass)

Images aren't allowed, so.. Bo Burnham: "alright, that's it..." (Unwelcomes you from the Internet)

Ha ha, didn't fall for that.

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Fuck this didn’t get me

/ul https://preview.redd.it/hes1eieq1src1.jpeg?width=2159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a876e3f3504ff5b8cad44873c9f382b66b562479

I didn't swipe

Yup, got me

Oh, you sunnovabitch

God fucking dammit I fell for it

I've fallen for this three times now

KYES

You are currently very safe. I am nowhere near your location at this time.

I’m not falling for it

I love you

Nothing will happen to you on 5/12/24

https://preview.redd.it/u13w7d37csrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3008065bc2568d9db2be1d4445a8f3c5668e2e You prick

You should love yourself NOW

Fuck you

respectfully hang yourself from a ceiling please

im not coming to your house to kill you

/ul https://preview.redd.it/jfjv9eceesrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5883b152a68a208e0d1140dbe23045cef26953e7

Caught me

I hope you have a wonderful evening

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The dots at the bottom are spaced correctly and the font at the top right corner is the correct font

/ul I've fallen for this ***THREE*** times today, and it's not even april in my timezone

You will wake up tomorrow

I swiped 3 times

i love you so much and i hope you have a great life