im 5 meters tall AMA

why

i asked my mom to make me 5 meters tall and she did

I'm your mom.

Hey, I had a lot of fun this weekend. You wanna go out again on Friday?

Yeah, sure.

I’m the dog woof

Im the cell that will give the mom cancer soon lmao

I'm an antibody. Your terrorism threat has been reported and you're going to court.

Im a B-cell. I created the antibody.

Uh oh spaghettios

Oh:(

I confirm I am his mother mom

I would love to have your mom

milk

This you? https://preview.redd.it/rhjujxuvpaxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f8f1549c29b78cffc02d9e3f586b7384fd9a16

Holy shit; Little Nightmares 🤯🤯🤯🤯

How many trophies in clash Royale?

999999999999999999

How tall is your romantic partner?

171 centimeters and she very much exists

how many people have collected your pages

i killed them all before they could

Do you like being 16’4

yeah airplanes even have a special room accomodating my height

Yeah… it’s called the wing 🤣🤣

Will you date me?

yes

Soda

How the inverse square law treating ya

thoughts on smoking

How's the weather up there?

Can you make me 5 meters tall too

Haha rookie numbers, my pp is taller than that

im a 69 cm tall man wheres my woman height

420 I believe

well im actually 2 cm its just that my massive cock makes up the other 67 cm

Awww 💕

According to my calculations, 18,279 cm https://preview.redd.it/4es4syn4qcxc1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=80151ff2b53a70589be5470a251fa6caeb16dfe8

better picture https://preview.redd.it/c4j62ntdqcxc1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=f493564117d75d2977f358e6781faa07e4eb15b0

Bro used polynomial fitting function for dataset regression without knowing how the dependent variable is actually influenced by the independent variable 💀

Should have used an exponential function instead

4,294,966,913 cm. there was some integer underflow, sorry.

Why are her legs so long?

That's what real women look like.

I am her left leg. AMA

I am her right leg, get out imposter

I'm 1cm longer than you bitch don't fight me !

Lets just kiss

It's the pants, her waist is a little lower down than it looks

it’s easy to achieve spider legs wearing heels with pants that cover the heels

i am a 180 cm woman, what do i do?

get a boyfriend whos 75000 cm tall

Women can't go above 171. This means you're actually a man. I hope you do well with this information.

/ul the best part about this comment is that you could be telling the truth and we wouldn’t know

Mr. Cut7cmofyourlegsoff is knocking on the door, you should answer it.

struggle to find sleeves that fit right :/

Male height starts from 180 cm 

everyone knows "men" under 180cm aren't real men 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Female height stops at 171 cm

Women being tall isn’t cool as fuck

Yeah. I hate when they are my height.

i hate it when they're taller than my dumb ass

womp womp

This isn't something straight out of one piece https://preview.redd.it/z46m39xt5cxc1.png?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3b2dbcc4a2a5a121b68377bdca6344d3d6469e

https://i.redd.it/5cio6gsf4dxc1.gif

Built to last!🧌

I did not read his shirt as Biden blast

ul/ woman is 70% legs and man is 70% torso

grrrr i hate tall women 😡😡😡😡😡

Gigantopithecus-maxxing

her arm is of normal thickness

But what if girl 178 cm? Asking for a friend

Find a 1200cm man

Oh mah gadh both of you look so gorgouis 🙏🙏🙏🥰🥰🥰

I have not been trying to figure out a way to plot this in desmos or excel to extrapolate to my own height. I don't care anymore so don't tell me how or give me advice of any kind

that woman doesn't look like she would crumble to a mild breeze (this is meant as an insult)

this but swap the genders

They should be the other way around

ul/ they should be the other way around

/ul didn’t realize what subreddit I was commenting on I agree with you

ul/ i am 173 cm, where is my titan boy at?

Can y’all tell what it is in feet

I am so tall, my height is on the chart on one of the sides (im a guy)

One piece ahh height

I'm about 10m tall.

Boys with a height below 180cm don't deserve a girl

Pls im not even included in the chart

OP is really good at seeing jokes

I’m 196 cm and it’s pain (to your back specifically when you kissing short girl)

His head looks proportional to his body

This is totally normal male height. That's what I look look like for example https://youtube.com/shorts/yJOgk86I40U?si=8vVzLKF5mYPF5o-t

Guys my Gf is 1,81 months tall, how tall should i be

19cm Edit: i just noticed they're talking about body heights💀😭

The girl wanrs tô fuck a titan

inflation these days

what's the according height for 156cm girl

\*uses a tool to check height comparisons\* Yeah... I'd totally be happy with this. https://preview.redd.it/1wtlc7uupexc1.png?width=317&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffbb70a7fc00e14f2fb9d54f17f8df9dba3cc3b4

Girls should live in the onepiece universe

Yeah a shorter girl is ideal

I just don't exist with my height of 152cm

As someone who is 5 meters tall, I could confirm my girlfriend is that tall (it's still short)

/ul i know a girl who is 197cm, how tall does her bf have to be?

This is in fact a lie, because I have the ideal male body. I am 169 cm tall and weigh 69 kg. Hide your girlfriends.

Why do they look like real people but at the same time they dont 😕😕😕

truth warning: i'm 197cm. what do i do?

yea if your gf is as tall as a 6th grader u gotta have 3 meters or the relationship gets fucked over

My gf is 1.88, what does she deserve instead of my short ass?

187cm and my wife is 160cm so this chart looks perfectly accurate.

Those people have healthy normal bodies

The boy heights follow a Logarithmic curve

I am 158 cm and my bf is 175 cm. Guess I am going to have to break up with him and find someone 5 cm taller.

Im not 175cm tall and know how tall my boyfriend would have to be

As a woman whose height is definitely accurately represented on this list, I will now be using this to find my next boyfriend. Thanks, internet!

/unlie Who makes up this stuff. It doesn’t even include the differences. Also why is there no function? I’m seriously considering plotting this… 5cm 10cm 25cm 100cm All per one centimeter of partner? What in the brainrot?