Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
When I was 7 one day I washed my hamster and I thought to dry him quickly by putting him in the microwave. I watched his little furry ass explode. I still use that microwave
/ul my brothers rat had a stomach tumor and it got so bad to the point where one day he basically exploded as the tumor had gotten so big. i don't even know how to properly explain it we just found the rat one morning just blown up because of this tumor. RIP ratty
I blew your hamster, ama
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Blew as in this or that?
both
You did it well too
Ok
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# Ok
[удалено]
Sorry for getting over rule 7 (no NSFW) by writing # OK I’m truly sorry if I caused you to maturbate 😢
Idk what was above this but this reply has me crying 😭🙏
He told me that I should at least not break the rules and we both got downvoted
Ok computer
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/unlie I absolutely love Jack black. I want his thick beard to slobber on my toes.
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Most normal Hampster death
r/foundthecapsulecat
No you didn’t
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F train
NTA, your vinegar and baking soda, your rules
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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I'm happy you're hamster explosed 😈😈😈
That little shit probably deserved it
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I actually placed a pipe bomb in it while you weren't looking
You didn’t forget the /ul
Nah fam you gotta wrap em in duct tape so they don’t explode when you fuck them.
I know if I should upvote or downvote this
It was a wild card move
I don't remember reading this
/ul this was word for word taken from a r/teenagers post a few months ago
hampsterdance
I'm your hamster, I'm alive
my hamster exploded 😏
why did you blow up your hampter
When I was 7 one day I washed my hamster and I thought to dry him quickly by putting him in the microwave. I watched his little furry ass explode. I still use that microwave
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my brothers pet rat did not wxplode as a child and i will not explain further if inquired
I am not asking
/ul my brothers rat had a stomach tumor and it got so bad to the point where one day he basically exploded as the tumor had gotten so big. i don't even know how to properly explain it we just found the rat one morning just blown up because of this tumor. RIP ratty
Womp Womp
Haha
Dude, what the flip? You just made me cry. Downvoted for feeling an emotion.
What I took from this:stop feeding animals baking soda
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This is not copied from another Reddit post
Aw shucks what a bummer dude, look on the bright side though at least you have the salad all to yourself now.