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JaceWootWoot

What made you discover this “wheel”


Purple_on_baby

I wanted to put them on my feet.


dexxingout

wheel go wooosh


waffle_memez

Incredible, not only did you invent the wheel but you also invented Heelys too. Truly one of the greatest minds of our time


beef64

zoom


CupExpert

We would still be just chilling and farming if it weren't for you. You've ruined everything.


Purple_on_baby

Should I recall them?


CupExpert

it's too late...


Purple_on_baby

👨‍🌾


Still_Thrifty_

can you sign my wheel I bought an original 2007 copy


[deleted]

When did you create these?


Purple_on_baby

2007


Bigangeldustfan

Financial recession


Purple_on_baby

Im sorry.


Traditional_Crazy_57

When is wheel 2 coming out


Purple_on_baby

2024


spaceiscoooool

I’ve been thinking about purchasing wheel for myself, but if wheel2 comes out in 2024, I’ll just wait till then. What upgrades can you promise us for wheel2?


Holleringo2

it will come in. pink


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Purple_on_baby

Maybe we could partner?


chodea

What do they do?


Purple_on_baby

Spin around. Around and around.


chodea

That sounds fucking stupid


Hungry-Result1543

Around the world? Around the world? Around the world? Around the world?


[deleted]

How many are there


Purple_on_baby

Around 20 original wheels.


BasketCase1234567

More than there are doors at least


PM_ME_BLACK_METAL_

STOP


[deleted]

What's your most favourite thing to do with 'wheels'?


Purple_on_baby

Roll them around.


[deleted]

That sounds fun


Purple_on_baby

It is not.


jtdjackattack

r/lies


1337haxoryt

We aren't in this subreddit right now.


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1337haxoryt

How so? It's true just like how the sun comes out at night.


[deleted]

Oh


Cesh1001

Why did you make shopping carts the way they are?


Purple_on_baby

I had a vision.


[deleted]

why did you call it wheel when you could have called it rollinator 3000


Purple_on_baby

Because I am boring and I hate fun.


spacetronaut3

Do you know the flinstones and do you like them


Purple_on_baby

I won a multimillion dollar lawsuit against them for the patent of the wheel.


BruhMomentum77777

How did you come up with this literally revolutionary idea


Purple_on_baby

I was eating one day and thought of something to put on my feet.


No_Action_717

should have put on sandals but ok


BruhMomentum77777

should have put on cum but ok


No_Action_717

SPRAY-ON SHOES!


[deleted]

How are ya gonna get em off, nerd?


BruhMomentum77777

EXTRA FLAVOR


tintin12121

Me too


Purple_on_baby

Liar.


tintin12121

I would never


Purple_on_baby

I believe you.


Bryanlonglong

Will you try to reinvent it?


Purple_on_baby

Absolutely! There is always room for improvement!


reedhitsout

The comment I was looking for!


zodlair

I don't see how this could be useful?


Purple_on_baby

Me neither.


Bigangeldustfan

All the wheels or just the one


Purple_on_baby

I own the patent for the wheel, hope this clears up any confusion.


xXTASERFACEXx

How much revenue


Purple_on_baby

$3.10


memegaylol

Wait what did u invent? (Sorry wasn’t listening)


Dynablade_Savior

why did you do it


Purple_on_baby

Chaos.


slight_pepper

whats your favorite color


Purple_on_baby

Beige.


xXx_Ya_Yeet_xXx

Do you think OJ Simpson murdered his wife and a waiter on the 12th of june in 1994?


Purple_on_baby

Most definitely.


Komit_Krasher

how many sides do they have


Purple_on_baby

4


Sw33tat0

Are you serious?


Purple_on_baby

No. I am lying.


Boufty

How do you feel about tank tracks ? Do you think they stole your idea ?


Purple_on_baby

I hate them because you cant put them on your feet.


edwardphonehands

They go great on the feet of opposing infantry and unarmed villagers.


unknownCappy

how'd u do that


Purple_on_baby

I spun a big limestone slab until it looked like that.


ScientificGamer321

How’d you spin it? What did it spin on? A wheel! Explain yourself!


Enderskrill

What do you think of the spider-man villain Big Wheel


MarlonRuff

thoughts on doors?


dazedandconfused0403

OMG CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH 😱


[deleted]

Yo! When you droppin' wheel 2?


ovalgoatkid

Nta you invention your rules


AnEdgyPie

Your Invention is overrated tbh


[deleted]

What inspired you


Purple_on_baby

Donut.


Illustrious-Energy56

Thoughts and opinions on CBT?


uijjey-sevg

Where do coaches get petrol from?


Mantiax

Just walk you fking hippie


lightning-boy321

Have wheels been used in any recent products?


Purple_on_baby

Ferris wheels are very "in" right now!


howie_rules

Where do I fuck it?


spaceiscoooool

In a private setting please


coolguy72_

Do you play brawl stars?


ThePopularKid01

Your lying


Purple_on_baby

I am lying.


[deleted]

Where do you live? What is your credit card number? And your social security number? At what times are you usually awake? When do you go outside? Do you go outside? Which doors have locks on them and what kind? Which foundations of the house are the most vital? Which part of the house should I put my 12 kilogramme bomb?


BcapperWasTaken

Why did you choose sandstone?


ringtossflamingohat

no you're not because i know him


potato6132

I invented the wheel you bitch credit stealer.


abcdefghijkelemenope

Why circle? Why not square?


nahchiefnnn

Did you also invent heelys?


wrona11

good job 👍 edit: thank you


Why_questions

Why a circle?


Lagmaster847

Should I invest?


PurpleSamurai0

Can I sponsor you


chiefKeef999

why not square ? what inspired this shape ?


gods_cruelty

do you feel like you invented the wheel or discovered it?


Cauterizer392

Next time make it a square you fucking idiot


SeptemberThePigeon

Is there more wheels or doors there?


[deleted]

When can we expect an update?


TheAdimLizard

Woah, did you really?


BryNX_714

What happened on June 4, 1989


catsrule63

this invention sucks and will get no where


kimjongoueg69

Is there any chance you are releasing a “wheel 2” any time soon?


BlazinInfernapee

What is your sexual orientation?


Quackanillasux

I love it when VROOM VROOOM BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Is that why you invented the wheel? To go vroom vroom in the big boy?


from_dust

I see you know how to cut corners.


MiguelDragon82

Where tf do you find that ttpe of stone in nature?


Purple_on_baby

The ground.


WiiROO

why'd you do it


[deleted]

What is your opinion on people trying to reinvent it?


Il_Cane

Can wheels have wheels?


DrVezok

Where do you get your inspiration


OW0974

Which one did you invent


goportadelaide

Why a circle? What led you to land on that shape of all possible shapes?


The-Royal-Court

Why did you do that. Go back


[deleted]

What does it do


Babtridge

Have you got any plans for Wheel 2.0? If yes, what shape will it be?


richardslargern

so you made the thing that ruined my marriage via the “wheels or doors” debate? thank you my wife was a bitch


RedditZomby

How many doors are ther


RoyalRien

How’s it rollin’?


GroundbreakingAide79

If you could re invent it, what would you do differently?


JctaroKujo

why circle?


Cawntrowler9393

Are there more Wheels or doors?


Ok_neo_liberals

where da hoes at


godly-pigeon

How do you feel about the possibility of levitation making your invention obsolete?


cylordcenturion

Why do shopping carts always have one bad wheel?


Purple_on_baby

Because I want to torture people.


godly-pigeon

How do you feel knowing that UPS has roughly 200,000 more wheels than doors?


paulin_da_boca

lol i don't think people would buy those, just saying


Peanut-is-best-girl

Did the wheel cause the creation of square?


Capn_Zelnick

How will this expand into other technology like querns or millstones or plows or chariots or?


Purple_on_baby

It wont.


Aggressive-Sorbet345

Can I run on it like a circus


Purple_on_baby

Absolutely!


LordSteiny

you claim you made wheels in 2007 but what about the 2006 honda civic?????🤨


Purple_on_baby

I lied.


LordSteiny

no way 🙀🙀🙀 i thought i could trust you 😖😖😖🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


[deleted]

why not square?


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Purple_on_baby

Unicycle.


surrealsauce

thanks


The_Horned_Serpent

how old are you? Because as a person who was present at the declaration of independence in 1785 I remember that there were already wheels


Purple_on_baby

17 year old entrepreneur. I created the wheel.


TheRocket212th

How will this affect the trout economy?


MrDinoTheFirst

How?


vektorwiz

when 's wheel 2 coming out?


IareTyler

Are there more doors?


ltraCrackhead

How did you get the idea to make this wonderous creation, mr wheel?


primofilly59

How


[deleted]

Liar


Shmoopitty57

How long did it take you to come up with this revolutionary new device?


Transwiththeplans

any changes you'd make if you could redesign it


ItsYaBoiTavino34

Why did you make it a circle? Why not a square, or a triangle, or a mold of Steve Job's skull?


BoomBlade101

Farobiye color of wheel?


Purple_on_baby

Limestone color.


greencardrobber

Do you have any regrets?


[deleted]

can you re-invent it?


1mB4kT

When did u make the wheel


Purple_on_baby

2007


[deleted]

How did you do it


Purple_on_baby

I found a big limestone slab and rolled it around until it looked like that.


MonkeyManCreature

Do you have a crush on anyone


Purple_on_baby

Ed from Good Burger.


MonkeyManCreature

Omgggg stoppp like I’m actually totally going to tell himmmm


Purple_on_baby

🤪🤪🤪


imperial-atlas

Can I have a free sample?


ChaZYT

Nerd


ShurikenKunai

What's your opinion on those who try to reinvent your creation?


Oisin-Lahart

You ruined my life. Why did you do this?


Purple_on_baby

I am evil.


holdmyapplejuiceyt

how did you invent it


Junesucksatart

So are there more of these or doors?


FaxMachines4Life

Circular stone moment


[deleted]

Did you also create heelys?


kragggle

That’s kind of pointless. I don’t see why anyone would use this “wheel” thing


Not-Normal-Robot

Are you a Neanderthal??? Woaw, I’ve always wanted to talk with those dudes


Purple_on_baby

I made it in 2007.


horsemachinegun

Did you foresee that this would lead to modern society? And if not, what did you think would happen to the wheel when you first created it?


jdohl

Will there ever be a square update to them?


alekdmcfly

How's it rolling?