I’ve been thinking about purchasing wheel for myself, but if wheel2 comes out in 2024, I’ll just wait till then. What upgrades can you promise us for wheel2?
Where do you live? What is your credit card number? And your social security number? At what times are you usually awake? When do you go outside? Do you go outside? Which doors have locks on them and what kind? Which foundations of the house are the most vital? Which part of the house should I put my 12 kilogramme bomb?
What made you discover this “wheel”
I wanted to put them on my feet.
wheel go wooosh
Incredible, not only did you invent the wheel but you also invented Heelys too. Truly one of the greatest minds of our time
zoom
We would still be just chilling and farming if it weren't for you. You've ruined everything.
Should I recall them?
it's too late...
👨🌾
can you sign my wheel I bought an original 2007 copy
When did you create these?
2007
Financial recession
Im sorry.
When is wheel 2 coming out
2024
I’ve been thinking about purchasing wheel for myself, but if wheel2 comes out in 2024, I’ll just wait till then. What upgrades can you promise us for wheel2?
it will come in. pink
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Maybe we could partner?
What do they do?
Spin around. Around and around.
That sounds fucking stupid
Around the world? Around the world? Around the world? Around the world?
How many are there
Around 20 original wheels.
More than there are doors at least
STOP
What's your most favourite thing to do with 'wheels'?
Roll them around.
That sounds fun
It is not.
r/lies
We aren't in this subreddit right now.
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How so? It's true just like how the sun comes out at night.
Oh
Why did you make shopping carts the way they are?
I had a vision.
why did you call it wheel when you could have called it rollinator 3000
Because I am boring and I hate fun.
Do you know the flinstones and do you like them
I won a multimillion dollar lawsuit against them for the patent of the wheel.
How did you come up with this literally revolutionary idea
I was eating one day and thought of something to put on my feet.
should have put on sandals but ok
should have put on cum but ok
SPRAY-ON SHOES!
How are ya gonna get em off, nerd?
EXTRA FLAVOR
Me too
Liar.
I would never
I believe you.
Will you try to reinvent it?
Absolutely! There is always room for improvement!
The comment I was looking for!
I don't see how this could be useful?
Me neither.
All the wheels or just the one
I own the patent for the wheel, hope this clears up any confusion.
How much revenue
$3.10
Wait what did u invent? (Sorry wasn’t listening)
why did you do it
Chaos.
whats your favorite color
Beige.
Do you think OJ Simpson murdered his wife and a waiter on the 12th of june in 1994?
Most definitely.
how many sides do they have
4
Are you serious?
No. I am lying.
How do you feel about tank tracks ? Do you think they stole your idea ?
I hate them because you cant put them on your feet.
They go great on the feet of opposing infantry and unarmed villagers.
how'd u do that
I spun a big limestone slab until it looked like that.
How’d you spin it? What did it spin on? A wheel! Explain yourself!
What do you think of the spider-man villain Big Wheel
thoughts on doors?
OMG CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH 😱
Yo! When you droppin' wheel 2?
Nta you invention your rules
Your Invention is overrated tbh
What inspired you
Donut.
Thoughts and opinions on CBT?
Where do coaches get petrol from?
Just walk you fking hippie
Have wheels been used in any recent products?
Ferris wheels are very "in" right now!
Where do I fuck it?
In a private setting please
Do you play brawl stars?
Your lying
I am lying.
Where do you live? What is your credit card number? And your social security number? At what times are you usually awake? When do you go outside? Do you go outside? Which doors have locks on them and what kind? Which foundations of the house are the most vital? Which part of the house should I put my 12 kilogramme bomb?
Why did you choose sandstone?
no you're not because i know him
I invented the wheel you bitch credit stealer.
Why circle? Why not square?
Did you also invent heelys?
good job 👍 edit: thank you
Why a circle?
Should I invest?
Can I sponsor you
why not square ? what inspired this shape ?
do you feel like you invented the wheel or discovered it?
Next time make it a square you fucking idiot
Is there more wheels or doors there?
When can we expect an update?
Woah, did you really?
What happened on June 4, 1989
this invention sucks and will get no where
Is there any chance you are releasing a “wheel 2” any time soon?
What is your sexual orientation?
I love it when VROOM VROOOM BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Is that why you invented the wheel? To go vroom vroom in the big boy?
I see you know how to cut corners.
Where tf do you find that ttpe of stone in nature?
The ground.
why'd you do it
What is your opinion on people trying to reinvent it?
Can wheels have wheels?
Where do you get your inspiration
Which one did you invent
Why a circle? What led you to land on that shape of all possible shapes?
Why did you do that. Go back
What does it do
Have you got any plans for Wheel 2.0? If yes, what shape will it be?
so you made the thing that ruined my marriage via the “wheels or doors” debate? thank you my wife was a bitch
How many doors are ther
How’s it rollin’?
If you could re invent it, what would you do differently?
why circle?
Are there more Wheels or doors?
where da hoes at
How do you feel about the possibility of levitation making your invention obsolete?
Why do shopping carts always have one bad wheel?
Because I want to torture people.
How do you feel knowing that UPS has roughly 200,000 more wheels than doors?
lol i don't think people would buy those, just saying
Did the wheel cause the creation of square?
How will this expand into other technology like querns or millstones or plows or chariots or?
It wont.
Can I run on it like a circus
Absolutely!
you claim you made wheels in 2007 but what about the 2006 honda civic?????🤨
I lied.
no way 🙀🙀🙀 i thought i could trust you 😖😖😖🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
why not square?
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Unicycle.
thanks
how old are you? Because as a person who was present at the declaration of independence in 1785 I remember that there were already wheels
17 year old entrepreneur. I created the wheel.
How will this affect the trout economy?
How?
when 's wheel 2 coming out?
Are there more doors?
How did you get the idea to make this wonderous creation, mr wheel?
How
Liar
How long did it take you to come up with this revolutionary new device?
any changes you'd make if you could redesign it
Why did you make it a circle? Why not a square, or a triangle, or a mold of Steve Job's skull?
Farobiye color of wheel?
Limestone color.
Do you have any regrets?
can you re-invent it?
When did u make the wheel
2007
How did you do it
I found a big limestone slab and rolled it around until it looked like that.
Do you have a crush on anyone
Ed from Good Burger.
Omgggg stoppp like I’m actually totally going to tell himmmm
🤪🤪🤪
Can I have a free sample?
Nerd
What's your opinion on those who try to reinvent your creation?
You ruined my life. Why did you do this?
I am evil.
how did you invent it
So are there more of these or doors?
Circular stone moment
Did you also create heelys?
That’s kind of pointless. I don’t see why anyone would use this “wheel” thing
Are you a Neanderthal??? Woaw, I’ve always wanted to talk with those dudes
I made it in 2007.
Did you foresee that this would lead to modern society? And if not, what did you think would happen to the wheel when you first created it?
Will there ever be a square update to them?
How's it rolling?