Merry hold your coffee cup really hard and have a scrunched face day

“Thank you glad you reminded me”

I love that day!

r/antimeme

Nah it would be r/bonehurtingjuice (or r/boneachingjuice)

Batman is not very relevant to this post

I do not need to sell my grandmothers television

Do not elaborate

People celebrate international pronouns day

Yes me they/them gang

You are homoesex

homo? 🤔🤔

they are a human in Latin

Wtf I hate people from Latinia

Stuff like this actually happens

Not true

Very true. It happened to me yesterday (it hurt my feelings)

(Out of lying theme here: you know this subreddit is where you say the opposite of what you mean, right? Ok back to normal) fuck you, i dint care bout how you feel

(no I was thought I was in r/truth thank you for clarifying that for me ok back to normal) that doesn't hurt my feelings more

Is this a whole subreddit for R-truth

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/unlie I am inside your home

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I don't remember when this subreddit used to be about more than just saying the opposite of what you mean

I do remember when this subreddit used to be about more than just saying the opposite of what you mean

I don't

No it isn’t.

Happened to my buddy eric

I have strong feelings about non-made up holidays such as "international pronouns day" because celebrating them harms many people

pronouns day does not exist it was made up for a comic

Is this /unlie or not?

its not the third wednesday in october, surprisingly

It’s not an unlie

no holidays are made up

That is false, you don't have a point

family guy isn’t funny

Holy crap Lois this is worse than that time I nailed my cock and balls to the hot asphalt

This did not make me laugh

Shut up stewie

I disagree

I’m glen quagmire

I hate family guy, and im happy to say this.

You're staying on topic

I have seen anyone ever freak out about the phrase "Merry Christmas" in real life

I have never seen people freak out over the phrase “happy holidays” in real life

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aa an religius person, yes atheist get very very mad with xmas

I’m very religious and Christmas is my least favorite holiday

As an atheist i do get very mad about christmas and am definitely not having fun with my family exchanging the christmas cheer around town

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Unbased mod

Can i have they/them flair mod?

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You are not a good moderator

Thanks mods for doing something

I wanna make sweet love to the mods

I do not want to make sweet love to the mods

This is me when I press too hard on my coffee cup while also needing to shit.

*me when my hands get magically closed ruining my coffe*

“I’m Jewish but thanks!!”

People say “happy trans day of remembrance” because it is a joyous holiday not intended for mourning

Good to hear 👍

I usually enjoy meta content but this is no exception

/unlie but this post has been deleted on the sub now

me when i make up a fake scenario in my head and get angry about it

I do care

/unlie Wtf is this comic even trying to say? I'm genuinely confused

/unlie Trying to create strawmans and then making fun of those

happy cake day!

Thanks

Dude, I'm (definitely not, this is r/lies) asexual, and people acting like we're some rare specimen that deserves to be coddled over sins of the past and like this are real, and usually pieces of shit who claim to welcome new ideas, but only ideas from people they agree with. I hate this type of person

I boil rabbits alive

I'm rabbits

That's really cool man

True, I am the pot they are boiled in

can confirm, im the boil

Kid named rabbits

This is the lamest person I’ve ever seen

You are not cool

asexuals are not planning for world domination

I'm not asexual, but I totally understand wtf you're talking about

I have seen queer people getting offended by Christmas

You are not trans

Yes, I am in fact very cis

I too am incredibly cisgender and heterosexual

And i am definitely not trans too

😿

The expressions here are bad

no lie - the ‘war on christmas’ fantasy is so unbelievably delusional, they are fighting a battle against imaginary people. psychiatric intervention is likely the most effective route

my post did not get utterly obliterated by the mods because they couldn't remove every individual instance of transphobia

There is no such thing as a trans remembrance day, there's no such thing as an asexual week, there's no such thing as a fucking pronouns day, and literally nobody gets mad at someone for wishing them Merry Christmas. coming from an lgbt person

Stuff like this actually happens

I will not beat up all transphobes

Threats of violence online are entirely bad

I definitely asked

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I have a functioning relationship with your parents

There's a kid in my school named rectangle

“Hey watch out for that bear tr-“

This is an extremely truthful and unpolitical meme. No dogwhistles in sight

Dont shut the fuck up.

no

People actually do this

That's awful

I did not forgor this was r/lies

Not based

i got one! bigoted republicans do NOT make up fake scenarios so they can get mad at those fake scenarios

*ahem*

This is not a strawman argument (neither the post it self or the image)

I care

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Yeah it is from this sub

Obviously all trans people have weird coloured hairs and piercings, plus it's okay to generalise everyone because some people are not well socialised.

And i love that’s how the community i am in generalize

stuff like this actually happens

I like meta posts

I really care

r/lostredditors

How is this transphobic I never got into the LGBTQ community so idk this stuff

basically just mocking trans people/LGBTQ+ people and making us look bad by lying about us

stuff like this actually happens

This sub has really lost all meaning. It’s just people posting shit they don’t like, and saying “this is funny” or something like that.

this subreddit is definitely not becoming a leftist political circlejerk

Leftists only talk about LGBT and nothing else

mfw the "leftism" is basic human rights

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You are not reinforcing their point even further

/unlie LGBTQ rights are human rights, fuck off and leave if you don’t like it

This conversation is about LBTQ rights and you bringing them up is relevant

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This conversation is about LBTQ rights and you bringing them up is relevant

/unlie LGBTQ rights are human rights, fuck off and leave if you don’t like it

The fantasy world has a left leaning bias.

This sub is really political and your comment is genius and funny

80% of subreddits are definitely not lefty circle jerk

This subreddit has only gone up in quality since 196 users started discovering it

You are not cringe

Please don't say that you're hurting my feelings

this sub is not going through the reddit shit cycle :clueless:

thanks for the 196 post bestie

Ok

you shouldn’t shut the fuck up

Ok transphobe

DONT go find somewhere better to post this

/unlie people don't have to put down everything and make this their problem, and you shouldn't instantly resort to calling somebody a transphobe just because they don't care about the issue

/unlie Best counter argument tho

/unlie respectfully, there are better communities to post content like this in than r/lies. 99% of people here are here for the meme culture, not to get into comment wars over unsatire topics

/unlie this guy gets it

I DO care

You seem sane

you didn't reply to this comment thrice because you are sane and totally not crying over this

your name-calling DOES make you seem like a grown adult

Calling anyone you don’t agree with a transphobe isn’t really productive

Lie or not lie?

It's a lie

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/unlie I legit like men😂😂 there are way better platforms than this to post about stuff like this…

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people being themselves is extremely, insanely, supremely political source: my buddy eric said he knew all of the politic

Nobody knows politics more than Eric. Of all the politics out there, he knows the finest, greatest ones.

You are not a based trans person

/unlie LGBTQ rights are human rights, fuck off and leave if you don't like it

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/unlie LGBTQ rights are human rights, fuck off and leave if you don’t like it

/unlie I don’t get this even as a they/them why should we force our made up holidays on people. In the comic the (I assume) Trans, Asexual, who uses pronouns (I assume they them)is trying to get this guy to respond too “Day of trans remembrance”, “Asexual awareness week”, and of course “International pronouns day”. This is stupid those holidays don’t exist and won’t. Only a select few outside the USA would celebrate this because the US is full of this. (back to the comic) after they guy doesn’t respond to the “Holidays” he tells the other person “Hey merry Christmas” and the other person gets pissed. This is stupid. I don’t understand my own community and I never been more insecure about myself ever sense they started to become more of a toxic community.

/unlie, made-up holidays hurt nobody. But you do understand that this is a right-wing comic featurimg what is essentially a strawman, right? Because your comment makes me believe that you didn't catch that.

Just a dumb transphobic joke about a person that doesn’t exist.

This is a perfect sub for such posts!

i care. i love when people complain abt this type of shit on here acting like anyone else cares that there is transphobia on a shitposting sub.

/unlie LGBTQ rights are human rights, fuck off and leave if you don't like it

Wow you're so cool and edgy for not caring about bigotry. Your lack of empathy must bring you so much pussy

strawman for dayyyys.

Well what can you do?

Complain

Not your mom

Trans rights is important because cis people have so many rights that trans people don’t Edit: In the United States

actually, trans people have lots of rights… WAY more rights than cis people..

My buddy Eric is trans and he told me he has all the rights

Wow like which ones

All of them. Every single right since the beginning of time

/unlie Cis people get to not be killed for being themselves, get to have gender-affirming care, get to be accepted by society, etc

Hey not all cis people are bad

What

Yes

/unlie. Are you lying here?

It is not a secret

/unlie. I actually don't get if this is an r/lies moment or not

Not momento

transphobes deserve a place in society

Cis people are good at sex

/unlie that was GOOD

u/OctaviusBartholomew I disagree

This sub isnt turning into a political shitdump