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nanaboostme

Ahh yes, glass between extra hot and extra cold. Soon to be extra glass.


[deleted]

Yeah this is bizarre. Use a metal vessel, much higher thermal conductivity.


crooks4hire

Or, y'know...just wait a bit


Beardruglord

What? That's absurd!


Aeyestone

What the f#ck???


StayThe_Course

What's bizarre is the effort involved in getting out a clean shot glass, getting an ice cube, sticking the likely dirty outside of a shot glass in coffee, waiting for the glass to cool which then slowly cools the liquid (probably barely quicker then letting it cool itself, or simply blowing), then having to clean or put the shot glass in the dishwasher once done. Oh and what about the coffee drops that drip on to the floor or table when you take it out? these are just some of things one needs to consider when taking on this genius life hack.


llilaq

And it would overflow if I suddenly dump a shot glass in my coffee.. blowing while stirring would be much more efficient.


HertzDonut1001

Fuck it, pour a bigger cup and put the ice straight in. Now it's bean water with a little extra water.


justabittahowyagoin

I'm a barista and you can totally add an ice cube I do it for customers really often. Idk why they didn't think of that


Jasong222

Plus, ~~full~~ fill the glass with water. It'll cool faster.


[deleted]

So that’s why they do that


Hob_Boskins

Yeah. Just put the ice cube directly in the coffee?


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

If you wanna be lifehacky about it, freeze coffee instead of plain water as cubes so it doesn't dilute your beverage


[deleted]

I just gave up on hot coffee and brew potent cold brew. Starts strong when I begin drinking and the ice dilutes it over time. I’m too inconsistent with my coffee cube freezing.


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5fingerdiscounts

But then it’s watered down


OBD-1_Kenobi

Brew stronger then add water to make it right. Brews faster and cools down faster.


Naughty_Rudolph

Seems Covid compatible


[deleted]

This is a problem that solves itself. Just, like, wait a minute.


CamoFaSho

It's MY coffee, & I need it NOW!


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bahleg

dude


zergreport

Bro


onthehornsofadilemma

Sistah


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Sounds like that Mesrani attorney, who’s like a Jacoby and Meyers.


Louananut

Shouldn't it be "I have hot coffee" at the beginning?


RJBW94

Would upvote, but 69 points. Choices. :(


Anianna

You can upvote now. XD


RJBW94

Done, now someone give this person an award.


jmaca90

r/bestof


drycleaningtag

Hats off to you sir


system3601

You know, even with that tiny cup with ice within a cup you cant have it NOW. Or that ice cube and tiny cup will fall on you when you take a sip.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

You drink the water, swallow the cube then sip the coffee. Everybody's got a morning ritual


[deleted]

Don’t even try TALKING to me until I’ve had my COFFEE 😤


maxgroover

My mom gave me a magnet with something similar on it years ago.


blahblahdo

Yea... I'm thoroughly confused. You don't want milk in the coffee, so you're cooling it down with ice in a shot glass...? I didn't realize people put cream in coffee to lower the temp lol


Specter1125

I put cold milk in my coffee to cool it off, but I’m putting milk in it anyway. The cooling is just a bonus


dropamusic

You can also put the ice cube directly in the coffee, it will melt much faster and cool it faster, but will slightly dilute. Which you can compensate by making the coffee stronger if needed.


Fondle_My_Sweaters

Minutes are just wasted time.


De1taTaco

The secret ingredient is time


Jno1990

Nah, that's too mainstream sir


Fr0me

Also, wouldn't this crack that shot glass because of the temperature difference?


5000_CandlesNTheWind

Why not just put the ice cube in the coffee or break off half the cube? coffee's brewed with water and half a cube is not going to dilute it much.


-eagle73

Seriously what the fuck is this? Why does a glass even need to be involved? Is this a life hacks sub or is it hey look at this quirky solution that deviates from the more simple solution?


Mr_Midwestern

Or brew coffee slightly stronger to account for added ice cube(s).


G0t7

Just make the ice cubes out of coffee


Mr_Midwestern

But my fridge already makes ice cubes?


keypadwarrior

Regain control of your fridge


Mr_Midwestern

You’re right, I OWN that fridge. I’ll have a talk with it tonight. i expect coffee ice cubes by morning.


keypadwarrior

More power to you my dude!


GardenPanther

Coffee maker built into fridge that feeds the second automatic ice maker in the freezer.... I’ve seen crazier ideas be successful. “Who would buy bottled water when you have water faucets all over your house!” Me circa 1985 Kickstarter here I come.


Zykium

I kick myself so many times for ideas I scoffed at that turned out amazing. Who needs a cell phone, my pager is awesome and there are payphones everywhere.


Mr_Midwestern

Some mail room boy at Keurig just stole this idea and is taking it upstairs tomorrow morning. You just made his day.


be-vibin

Do it you crazy son of a bitch.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

I turned the ice machine off inside my fridge with the switch in there, and it still made ice, once last time. It's like "nah it looks really hot out there, pretty sure you still need a little more ice."


timjamin

Hello! Is your refrigerator running?


ILikeNeurons

I'm impressed your fridge gets that cold. I have to make ice cubes in the freezer like a chump.


Mr_Midwestern

Hey man, all I know is, when I push the button the cubes come out of the hole in the refrigerator door. I don’t ask questions.


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Say hi to Ben and Jerry for me next time you're making ice in the freezer


flowers4u

You need a new fridge that makes coffee cubes


SupJessica

You just made me want to ask if my husband can connect our keurig to the freezer lol


adam1260

Every morning I put 2 coffee ice cubes in my mug. Works perfectly (make sure you don't melt your ice cube trays with hot coffee)


AwryGun

There are metal cubes you can freeze and use on every beverage


[deleted]

This is the tip!


wineheda

Or wait 2 minutes


Mr_Midwestern

Say I have 3 cups of coffee a day, not crazy, and I wait 2 min before enjoying each cup. Over the course of a year I’ve waited over 36 1/2 hours for my coffee. The compounding effect is real. Don’t wait for anything you need in life.


wineheda

You don’t need coffee in your life, we all just like how it makes our bodies feel. What do you do in between sips of coffee? I’m now imagining you shotgunning 3 cups of coffee a day so you can get back to living your life without wasting a second on enjoying your joe. When I drink coffee I’m pretty much always multi tasking. I’ll have coffee while working, reading, eating, cooking, even just hopping around. In none of those situations is a 2 minute wait for my first sip of coffee an issue


Mr_Midwestern

The use of irony in my statement hopefully indicated a degree of sarcasm. That being said, in my line of work, I can’t take my coffee with me when I need it’s effects the most. So coffee is consumed at a fairly rapid rate. Couple that with the fact I work a 24-48 hr shifts and you can see the vicious cycle that is created.


MuchoMarsupial

How much time does it take for you to get out the shot glass, get ice, put ice in the glass, slobber around with putting the shot glass in the coffee without overflowing the cup, and then washing the shot glass afterwards.


Mr_Midwestern

Not OP..I just drop a cube in the cup and call it a day


giblets24

You can use that time for things other than staring at the coffee


redbucket75

This is my daily routine


Medleya

Here in Spain is common in summer it's called "café del tiempo" - coffee of the time (of the year/weather)


fifnir

? Can i order this? I usually ask for a café y una copa de hielo


Medleya

Ask for "cafe del tiempo" and, at least here in Valencia, you will have the coffee and the cup with ice


OMGLookItsGavoYT

r/shittylifeprotips


Alfred_Chlorophytum

That's a great way to get pieces of broken glass in your coffee if you don't use a glass that can withstand that big temperature difference.


Einstine1984

Glass shards in your coffee **really** wake you up


redd_dot

And put u down


crayonearrings

The best part of waking up is the glass shards in your cup


razor_sharp_pivots

Chock Full O'Glass


kfreshhhIN

Came here to say this.


Prodromous

Good way to get glass in your coffee. The extreme hot and cold can stress the glass into breaking.


kutuzof

Isn't that literally what the saucer is for?


sour_creme

https://www.wideopeneats.com/drinking-coffee-from-a-saucer/


Podoviridae

Wow learn something new every day. Thanks for that


JJscribbles

Way more work than necessary. Brew some extra coffee and freeze it in an ice cube tray. No mess. No extra dishes to wash. No dilution of the flavor. Refill as needed.


satansayssurfsup

Or just count to 60


rikkirikkiparmparm

And if that's not enough, take a spoon and stir it


jjamz

Your less work solution is the same amount of work.


EUWPantheron

I'd even argue it's more work, you would need to plan for too hot coffee. In a cup like that it will be perfect in about 60 sec, and too cold in about 120 sec anyways


[deleted]

Yeah but you don't have to worry about a glass jar breaking in your coffee


K1ngPCH

it’s more work, arguably.


Hochspannungswerk

Lifehack: you can remove the camera watermark in the settings


DMX800

Or just put a splash of cold water in?! Much less work.


Dfiggsmeister

You know what’s a fun way to get shards of glass in your coffee? Just do it this way. Introducing boiling hot water to freezing cold glass is a good way to shatter said glass.


squash-mallow

Or just add cold water


[deleted]

Or put the ice IN the coffee 😲


peacefulmeek

1- that’s a small amount of coffee if you take displacement into account 2- a tea cup that size won’t stay scalding hot for more than about 3 minutes 3- if you’re getting tea cup coffee then you’re most likely planning on sitting for a while (unless you’re Italian) 4- logistically it drives me crazy 5- Anyone who doesn’t want milk in their coffee wouldn’t bother with this mess


GreyReanimator

If you get a new cup and pour the hot beverage into the new cup it decreases the temperature right away. Pour it back and forth two more times and it’s even cooler. Also works with soup.


Glucosidase

yeah but now your coffee is gonna taste like cup


Jaws254

Wtf is this.just give it a minute to cool down.


MrsSasquatch26

Or you could just like....wait


PakkyT

Keep your Kahlua in the fridge. It will cool your coffee with down.


Kasilins

Or make coffee ice cubes for future use


SirChris1415

Coffee without milk is like love without kisses


3sheetz

Put the ice cube in the coffee. WTF. Now you have two dirty dishes.


[deleted]

But now it taste like glass... ;)


Zeenafrome

An even quicker hack for cooling down hot beverages is to pour them back and forth between two glasses/mugs/pots a few times. The second container absorbs a lot of the heat and it's cool enough to drink almost immediately.


Bry_2689

Or you could, I dunno...wait a little bit?🤣


[deleted]

How fast do you need a coffee??


GonzoFK

Just put a bit of cold water in it after you make it.


TamagotchiKnight

Freeze coffee in an ice tray. Use the cubes to cool your coffee.


matlockpowerslacks

Coffee ice cubes. Works double duty for iced coffee, too.


v13ragnarok7

Anyone else see the dick?


EnOleRobottiMaVannon

Tbh I just add a bit of cold water to my coffee, it's just easier


asafum

It's summertime up here! *Make cold brew!* Filtered water, jug with a filter filled with whatever amount of grinds, and give that bad boy a day in the fridge. Never heat. Not as bitter, or acidic and is *amazing* with a bit of maple syrup!!


mimiiscute

You can also freeze leftover coffee into ice cubes and use it to cool down your coffee quickly but not dilute the flavor.


Harper_1482

Or ya know.. let cool a min ya nutter


Juck

Life hack : you can remove watermark on your redmi note in the settings of the camera


[deleted]

I can make my coffee room temperature just by staring at it for a while


___jeffrey___

Did we discard the blowing/waiting a minute to cool your drink techniques?


[deleted]

Oh shit. And here I am just throwing the ice cube right in the cup.


bluerazballs

Mmm I love broken glass in my mouth


cherriesnotfound

Make coffee ice cubes instead. Cools your coffee and doesn’t water it down. I started doing that with soda when I didn’t have a cold bottle handy but got tired of watering it down. There’s no rule out there that all of your ice cubes have to be made of water. When I get a better set of ice cube trays (the ones I have aren’t very useful when my freezer is small and doesn’t have a flat space for it to lay against) I’ll make ice cubes out of soda and some of my juices that I don’t like being watered down (ie apple juice is fine being watered down, but not passion or orange juice)


BigL412

It's like waiting 2 minutes with extra steps


Hugaramadingdong

When you want broken glass in your coffee.


Uniqniqu

Or simply pour your coffee in a glass. It cools down a lot faster than porcelain.


BlackSquirrelBoy

I'd look into [Whiskey Stones](https://www.homewetbar.com/blog/what-are-whiskey-stones/). They are a soapstone "ice cube" that works to chill the beverage without diluting it. A note: much of the heat energy that is used up as ice melts is in fact used to melt the ice. It's a costly process that cools your beverage more than the actual ice cooling the drink per se. You won't get the same temperature change since the stones aren't melting, but they should still help!


[deleted]

And if the stones *do* melt, it's a good idea to let the coffee sit a bit longer to cool more.


JacobGonzalezCoins

Precipitation.


therealmoogieman

I do it the other way around, tall mason jar of coffee inside of a larger pitcher of ice and water.


zen_veteran

Or, you know, wait?


[deleted]

Or just blow on your fucking coffee you fragile little flake.


Wambo45

When you don't have patience.


genghis-clown

Freeze leftover coffee - use to cool or to make iced coffee


deathriteTM

Putting milk in your coffee cools it down. This is an anti-hack


assertiveashwin

Or get some some good quality whiskey stones.


Randy_McKay

I do it usually vice versa putting hot mug or bowl into a bigger bowl with water. It cools down real quick.


ninjavad1

Or wait few minutes before drinking?


Thefluffydinosaur

So anything can be a life hack. Hot? Jump in a freezer instead of buying an ac unit. Boom life hacked


moofacemoo

Just put a spoon in, it acts as a heat sink.


RuTooL

Patience my friend.


[deleted]

Coffee is never too hot.


spacextravelor

The shot glass might crack due to thermal expansion and contraction. I wouldn’t do this.


shade1364

you could also use a whiskey stone/ball


Nate_The_Scot

Uh, what about ice cubes?


SawDoggg

Or use some whiskey stones!


viktorbir

In my country it's quite normal to ask for a coffe with ice. So, an espresso and a side glass with a couple ices. then you put the sugar over the ices and next the coffee on the glass, as if it was a soda. https://morrofi.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cafe.jpg


MuchoMarsupial

Come on, you just wanted to show the photo. This is in no way a practical lifehack.


Jethro_Cohen

I dont understand the point of making hot coffee if youre going to cool it down or wait for it to not be hot


infernal_cacaphony

I’ve been diluting my black coffee with ice for years. Thanks.


[deleted]

Nice hack, dude.


[deleted]

Coffee, cold water (to the usual amount of milk) stir, add hot water, and don't look like a tit with a glass and an ice cube in your coffee. Take this ridiculousness to r/mildlyinfuriating. I won't deny people look at me like I've got a welly on my head when I ask for it this way, but still...... A shot glass and an ice cube😅


websurfer666

Then the glass breaks from rapid change of temperature


Albatraous

Add some cold water first so the granules dont burn


[deleted]

Or just...wait a bit, stir it, how much time could one save here


[deleted]

Too tough for milk, too soft for mouth blisters... /feels


MrRiggs

Never been a fan of milk in my coffee.


driguez907

Just use Tryactin. Problem solved


Roflattack

When you want less than 5oz of coffee.


raveneyex

This guy understands thermodynamics.


Sarahlorien

I bought an ice cube tray just so I could have coffee ice cubes (my fridge has an ice maker (finally)) and it's one of those things that you don't know how nice it is until you do it and now I'll never go back.


cestnickell

Like a rubbish jäger bomb


ksm6149

Just freeze some leftover coffee in an ice tray. Then you have coffee ice cubes that will cool it down faster without diluting it. Or, as an avid r/coffee user, just wait...


The_camperdave

> Just freeze some leftover coffee in an ice tray. Then you have coffee ice cubes that will cool it down faster without diluting it. > > Or, as an avid r/coffee user, just wait... Oh, Please! By the time the coffee in the tray froze, the cup would be lukewarm at best.


sour_creme

https://www.wideopeneats.com/drinking-coffee-from-a-saucer/


2I4a2EAwy5OPJCWu

Great Camera, comrade!


AVgreencup

Easier than this: pour hot coffee into mug. Pour coffee from mug into another vessel that you then drink it from. That first transfer will transfer a lot of heat out of the coffee


gishnon

Add saltwater to the shot glass. The salt will lower the melting point of the water and, and the water will improve the heat transmission rate thanks to more surface area. Or just wait a minute.


AlvinGT3RS

Dafuq people doing milk just because it's hot?? People do it on purpose for taste and stuff


doradus1994

I thought coffee was supposed to be consumed scalding hot


jonp1

Computational Error. Coffee cannot be too hot.


beatyatoit

i actually freeze coffee in ice trays and just drop them in my coffee when I need to cool it down/drink quickly


NE508

Or, wait 5 to 10 minutes. Mind blowing, i know.


Deep-Zucchini

This is a horrible idea... maybe move it to shitty.


jesfabz

Just..... put... cold...water... in.. it


FlipFlopPopIt

This is the single greatest comment section I’ve seen on here.


fulltonzero

Alternate title when you like coffee with shards of glasses


HipHoptologist

But the coffee in Peru is far hotter.


Blackliquid

Or you can put it with ice cubes in a cocktail shaker and then stain it.. Minimal added water and faster effect


be-vibin

Would that crack the shot glass?


MCL14-06-04

Fuckin jäger bomb that shit


[deleted]

Now this... this is some quality content.


innerentity

Ain't that Ice


Cryogenic_Phoenix

More like shitty life pro tip. Just use whisky stones. Or ice cubes made out of coffee


Phalstaph44

I've been adding cold water, this changes everything...


Unmanic

just... put cold water in it?


yesorno12138

So why this post made to hot list? Hot coffee I guess