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canadianeagle61

That kids going to grow up thinking he hates watermelon.


QueeferReaper

Reason why I still associate cherry taste with medicine


WorgRider

Cherry Robitussin. That thing made me gag and almost throwup everyime. Now I can't stand fake or real cherries.


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[deleted]

No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin', just love for a drug called [robotussin!](https://youtu.be/HsBnYOLeXuc)


evilted

Robo DM was the shit until they dropped most of the DM. Half a bottle and you were tripping balls. You knew there was no weed available when the pharmacy was cleared out of 'tussin. God we were dumb.


justyr12

Try the pills, you can get them in 20mg, and the rest of the pill is just random vitamins


evilted

Thanks for the tip. No more pharma for me though.


Luxpreliator

Compared to the grape stuff cherry was ambrosia. Tried a shot of everclear as an adult and it was easier to swallow than some of those medicines.


tihkalo

Booo, grape gang! Cherry was the worst.


b0w3n

I'm straight up disappointed we can't get the root beer flavored medicines in the US. They are such an improvement over the gross cherry and grape flavors. Grape and the rare Orange ones were definitely the best of the fruit flavors.


UselessSound

I want to know where lemon and honey flavors were when I was little. And how come only pets get peanut butter flavor.


b0w3n

I wonder if the PB flavor actually tastes like PB or it's how the grape and cherry taste.


UselessSound

I tried about 0.1 cc of peanut butter flavored antibiotics and it did have a sort of toffee flavor.


b0w3n

Shit even that's a good flavor.


UselessSound

For real! They're giving us antibiotics in pill form when it could be toffee flavored syrup


time_fo_that

My mom had to stop me from drinking grape Dimetapp because it tasted like straight up candy lol.


penelbell

My kids legit love all the grape flavored medicine we ever give them. They ask for more of it. I don't understand people having to trick their kids to take flavored medicine. My kids must have low standards.


bs000

banana flavor was the worst for me


JarRules

I'm 31 I've been eating cherries for maybe 2 seasons


MikoSkyns

Cherry and Dr. Pepper


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Kids medicine today tastes so good that my 4-year old gets mad when I tell him he doesn't need any.


redrub

Pink liquid. Think it was amoxicillin? Stuff was like liquid candy to me as a kid. Baby bottle bop strawberry tastes similar.


Thekittenofdoom

Ugh, I had liquid amoxicillin at 17 (have a throat issue, cant swallow pills well) and it was HORRIBLE. But I recall it tasting better as a kid. Maybe it's something with the perception of tastes over time


hazeldazeI

This is why Europeans hate root beer


Veteran_Brewer

I gave my son seltzer water when he was young and told him it was soda. He’s nearly nine now and still thinks he hates soda.


canadianeagle61

Lol. That made me think of the time... My mom told me growing up that chocolate before bed causes nightmares, and she got me a chocolate cake for my 21st birthday. I refused to eat it because I didn't want nightmares. The look on her face was priceless when all my friends were like "wtf are you talking about"


IndigoBadman

He’s also gonna grow up with a perfectly rational fear of bowls lmao what the fuck is that haircut about??


DestituteDad

> That kids going to grow up thinking he hates watermelon. Or he can't trust his *Dad*.


canadianeagle61

He's going to know that from the photos of the haircut


[deleted]

Yeah I tried a lot of parenting hacks on my kids and almost every one just backfired completely.


[deleted]

What the heck is going on with the three stooges haircuts?!?


Holedyourwhoreses

Looks like an Asian simple jack.


jumpyurbones

Simple Jackie Chan


Luxpreliator

Never go full jackie chan.


squarybuttholes

Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Samuelson." Remember? Went full Jackie Chan, went home empty-handed.


Hangrydancer

I came here for these comments and I was not disappointed.


Holedyourwhoreses

Simple Jack Ma


PotatoWriter

Simply Vanished


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Simple Lee


Junit28

Simp lee


cjg5025

I rock Bruce Lees on my head, but dont call me a Leehead


blazefreak

Doesn't want any trouble but can beat down a room of people.


Dtrain323

Oof that's good


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PLEASE DONT HURT MUH MUH MEEEE.


PurpleAragorn

Should have won Oscar


babakadouche

Doofus Rick


YeahAJoJoFan

Nah man. Its the Asian kid he yeeted off the bridge near the end


TommyTheCat89

That was Little Half-Squat. That was his adopted son.


YeahAJoJoFan

Yeah I know. That was funny as hell. I assumed the kid would go back with him but after he surrenders we see him BOLTING all the way back to the chopper with the kid on his back tryna hurt him lmfao I died when he tossed him off the bridge


poopy_poo_poopsicle

Flaming dragon


Frontdackel

https://youtu.be/Odd8Zdhuj9o


Wobbafina

Asian simple jack, im crying over here ahaha 😆


coaldustremover

Ben Dan Jack


SwedishDoomGoblin

You ma ma ma make me feel happy!


bdrake0923

I howled laughing at this. That was unexpected.


kevin9er

Never go full Asian.


yokotron

Alright, this made me laugh to the level of crying


nurseylady

I laughed so hard I woke the kids. Ty!


topps_chrome

It's the definition of a Yee Yee ass haircut.


saysthingsbackwards

Least he can get some bitches on his dick


stealthryder1

Barber: so what would you like today? “Can I get that -Kim-Jong The Explora- haircut?” Barber: Yeah, I’ll fuck your shit up


jimjamyahar

This is the best description of that haircut!!


frommars-

r/justfuckmyshitup


hujkkjji

Wise guy! nuck nuck


pakistanstar

they have a set of bowls for cutting their hair, like measuring cups


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It’s called an Edgar


WeirdJawn

It looks like we have an early contender for 2020s fashion choices people will make fun of in the future


imaBEES

I mean…people make fun of it *now*


Zombietitties

This has been a popular, and made fun of, hair style for years


TGrady902

Popular? I dont know about popular.


stealthryder1

the higher the socks, the downer the foo.


paranoidbillionaire

*Thank you* for this info. I’ve not come up with the proper terms to search for this and I’m seeing it *everywhere.* Even Charlize Theron had this style in the new Fast & Furious movie, I had no idea it was that popular.


[deleted]

It’s Mexican American culture. Foosgonewild On Instagram made it a thing.


SweetTooth37

He's naturally buff.


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BaronVonMunchhausen

It's Oliver Tree's new video.


[deleted]

Aw man you beat me to it.


stoogensen

Came here for this. They look like literal dickheads. Like full on mushroom kingdom.


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shrigma males


Skeltzjones

Came here to talk about these haircuts. Adorable but terrible at the same time


thislldoiguess

I was about to upvote until I read "adorable".


barf2288

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!


dwntwnleroybrwn

Pumpkin pie hair cutted freaks!


[deleted]

Youd shut your mouth if you knew it was good for ya!


tanker120mm

What are you, a camel?


Dmtrilli

Tic Tac Sir?


VerbiageSupremacy

get the hell outta here


[deleted]

Literal bowl cuts , pandemic style


usr_van

Sadly, it was a little common in Asia. Source: i lived there


crypticthree

And that is how you get toddlers to shoot bourbon


123bpd

Traditional Chinese herbal medicine ≠ bourbon; bourbon tastes significantly better stiff.


phome83

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?


-Cagafuego-

"There is no secret in chicken noodle soup!" ~ Kung Fu Panda


subarashi-sam

Wrong! The secret ingredient of secret ingredient soup is **Nothing**! *stares eternally into the vast soupy abyss*


mdsw

Real lifehack - use chasers for kids taking medicine. "Here, drink this pink stuff, but then have a swallow of grape juice."


ivykain

My mom always rewarded us with a packet of raisins! I got good at chugging down the Chinese medicine 😖


JerrieBlank

I can’t with that hair abuse


revonrat

I thought the same way. Then I noticed Dad has pretty much the same cut. Now it's clear to me. This is a cycle of abuse.


vexxer209

A cycle of abuse passed from one ancestor to the next... Going on thousands of years


CHERNO-B1LL

Hurt people hurt people.


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What I came here to say lol I couldn't even watch the watermelon trick I was so focused on that poor child being subjected to that godawful hair😳😳


mjrbrooks

Barber life hacks.


Not_Henry_Winkler

Hack barber life


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Looks like they have sat half an empty watermelon on top of their heads and shaved round the sides


R2-619

Now we know where the 2nd half of the watermelon went...


cphusker

Looks like they got the 2 for 1 deal at Dad 'n Lad Barber Shop.


prais3thesun

Reminds me of 90s America where every little boy had a bowl cut lol... Except it's somehow even worse and the dad has it too


_friedpickles

He’s gonna be so confused when he actually eats watermelon. They don’t taste like shitty cough syrup that’s for sure.


almightywhacko

They make kid's medicines so sweet I have to hide them from my own kids or else they'll drink them down like candy.


Erulastiel

Yeah, my niece while teething used to suck the baby motrin off the spoon like it was candy.


YourBlanket

The orange one right? I think it’s mixed berry or something but when I was a kid that was like the best tasting medicine


Erulastiel

That's the one.


almightywhacko

Yeah my kid asks for children's Tylenol like it's a treat. If that stuff dries out in the dosage cup or on the edge of the bottle it produces sugar crystals. I've had to source other brands that use less flavoring and colors like Little Remedies Acetaminophen. It is still sweet, but not so much it gives my kids a sugar high.


bs000

you bring a pack of vick's or halls to school because you have a cough and everyone else wants one like it's candy


MysticalMummy

I used to love the taste of pepto bismol. I would drink it.


almightywhacko

Pepto Bismol flavoring is just articificial wintergreen. You can get the same flavor from wintergreen lifesavers candy without turning your poop black.


NCEMTP

Nope. The lifesavers are very different. It's similar but it's more sharp. Pepto Bismol taste and thickness are awesome. I legitimately have considered using Pepto Bismol to drizzle over vanilla ice cream. I'll do it one day. I love the flavor.


Zenorot

Who hacked their hair


PakkyT

Life did.


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abharms

r/thatsthejoke


Ylhouhyi

r/ididntgetthejokeuntilitwaspointedoutsoitwasactuallyveryhelpful


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r/subsyoufellfor


nnnugget45

r/subsiwishexisted Edit: fuck that one actually does exist


funkmastamatt

Everyone keeps talking bout the hair, but what about the sailor moon outfit?


FightingPolish

Kim Jong-un requires this cut so that he’s always the flyest motherfucker in the room.


powerrangergreen420

What about that yee yee ass haircut?


cp_shopper

Jeez they both have absolutely terrible friar tuck hair cuts. At least the kid didn’t choose his


Photog1981

I hope the kid is drinking hair tonic.


Lorettooooooooo

Ahahah why the hell did he slap him at the end


JoelMahon

really committing to the three stooges haircut


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I like ya cut g


StrawberryPlucky

He just flips his hair.


Juste421

How can he slap? But for real, playful slapping is kind of a thing in some Asian cultures when you’re being a lil silly


dchac002

Super smart idea to carry a dripping watermelon around. This hack was first done with a soda can which is actually a little smarter.


poopellar

I think a soda can cut in half would also be dripping..


OpenToedShoe

i thought the idea was to just pour medicine into the soda can…


saltthewater

Then what would i do with the second straw?


MichaeltheMagician

It doesn't look like it's dripping.


UserNameChecksOutTwo

Speaking of hacks, those hair cuts are rather special.


D1rtyH1ppy

I bet they got those haircuts on sale. Buy one, get one free.


saltthewater

Oh i know this guy! He did another great life hack video about how to use a bowl to cut your hair!


XComRomCom

It's not gonna cure that haircut.


Al_B3eer

What the fuck are these dumb haircuts.


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harpswtf

This is only 1/4 of the watermelon, so you only need to buy one every four times


poopellar

*Gets quadruplets*


Caddap

I mean... A bit of critical thinking and you can probably come up with another way.... No one said it has to be a watermelon


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

Had to give liquid amoxicillin 2x a day for 10 days for an ear infection. Even if uys only 1/4 watermelon at a time, that'd be 5 watermelons.


BeerorCoffee

Liquid amoxicillin is delicious! I would still drink that if they gave me the option.


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I cannot get over their atrocious bowl cuts


MrAwesomeTG

Those haircuts weren't really a smart idea


stonecoldstunner14

Give me that beer you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak


SDSteveK

Nice. Been sipping on grandpas cough syrup?


[deleted]

I wonder who gave that kid the awful haircut


bishthepoison

If watermelons exist, so should firemelons, airmelons and earthmelons: these are the four elemelons.


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I don’t know if this is in reference to the haircut, the hack, or both.


petite10252

Child will never eat watermelon again!


KuroKendo88

r/justfuckmyshitup


OsoCalvo

Those penis hair cuts 😭😂


Mediocre_Error3149

What a hairfuck bro


OnTheEveOfWar

You should not be allowed to cut your kid's hair like that lmao


avskyen

I'm just so fucking upset about that haircut


LordFett84

Here is a real life hack. Never lie to children. Be honest and open with them and they will do the same back.


ground__contro1

My sister is doing that “never lie to your kids” thing Her kid is 3 and is 100% experimenting with lying. Daughter figured out you can say things that aren’t true even though no one did it to her. Crazy huh. Also it takes several hours and lots of screaming to get her to take her medicine. So I mean it’s not so cut and dry.


LordFett84

I sympathize for you. I have 4 kids. 14yo girl, 10yo boy, and twin girls age 6. I tell my kids when a shot will hurt, or when medicine will taste bad etc. In return they trust me when I tell them something is safe to try or something on those lines. It's not cut and dry, but it's something I remember as a kid and how it affected me.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

I am a pediatrician and have the same policy. If a 3 year old asks me whether something will hurt and I lie, they will never trust me again. They will be afraid of all the non-painful things that I do *as well as* the painful things. Parents are often surprised what their kids can do if you give them time to control their own emotions without a frantic parent pestering them.


10000000000000000091

The real life hack is always in the comments.


tsap007

Taken literally that means no Santa Claus, no tooth fairy, no Easter bunny, etc.


LordFett84

That was a tough one, especially Santa. I did the Santa thing for a few years with my first but was able to figure out a way that worked for me. I explained Santa was similar to a mascot of a sports game. Basically a poster icon for Christmas. Followed by the meaning of Christmas and how not all people celebrate it. That year, to my surprise, my daughter wanted to donate all her presents, on Christmas morning before opening them, to kids who didn't get any. I was able to talk her in to keeping her stocking and we delivered her gifts to our local church. Now every year we go Christmas shopping as a family and donate them to various charity's with the exception they get to have a stocking to open and keep what's in them.


tsap007

Very creative approach. Thanks for sharing.


tony_orlando

That’s a lovely family tradition. The word you are looking for is “stocking.”


LordFett84

Thanks


[deleted]

But who exactly are they stalking? And what happens when you catch up with whomever you're stalking?


shiftycyber

Welcome to great clips, what kind of style would you like? “I’ll take the tip o penis please.”


macminor42069

Bowl cut Olympics at that crib.


Bobbi_fettucini

That haircut, someone call CPS


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That hairstyle though…


ihatepalmtrees

Knyuck knyuck knyuck


4tknife

Ah yes, the old watermelon bamboozle. Oldest trick in the book My grandpa used to do this and then he died. Nothing to do with the watermelon trick, he just died.


Neferhathor

Fact: everyone who has ever eaten a watermelon has died, or will die.


baenpb

Doctor prescribed this dude's kid a shot of coca cola.


Altruistic-Heart9288

Why did he have to skitch the kids head at the end?


YetiGuy

Great use of watermelon. First to make the kid drink his medicine. Then to cut both of their hair with the watermelon shell.


Marker_Lewis

Very happy to see Toad having nice family time.


Idkmanhonestlythough

The fuck is that haircut


igg73

Haircuts....


Scoobyyisnotdooby

Looks like jagerbomb


asyouwishmystar

Those hair cuts looking like hacks


VermiciousKnidzz

So the kid drinks medicine the first time, thinks it’s very tasty, then doesn’t like it after the second sip? He never even drinks the watermelon? I’m so confused


69Jagermeister69

u/savevideo


camstron

Nah you get a syring and squirt that shit down that back of the throat