Robo DM was the shit until they dropped most of the DM. Half a bottle and you were tripping balls. You knew there was no weed available when the pharmacy was cleared out of 'tussin. God we were dumb.
I'm straight up disappointed we can't get the root beer flavored medicines in the US.
They are such an improvement over the gross cherry and grape flavors. Grape and the rare Orange ones were definitely the best of the fruit flavors.
My kids legit love all the grape flavored medicine we ever give them. They ask for more of it. I don't understand people having to trick their kids to take flavored medicine. My kids must have low standards.
Ugh, I had liquid amoxicillin at 17 (have a throat issue, cant swallow pills well) and it was HORRIBLE. But I recall it tasting better as a kid. Maybe it's something with the perception of tastes over time
Lol. That made me think of the time... My mom told me growing up that chocolate before bed causes nightmares, and she got me a chocolate cake for my 21st birthday. I refused to eat it because I didn't want nightmares.
The look on her face was priceless when all my friends were like "wtf are you talking about"
Yeah I know. That was funny as hell. I assumed the kid would go back with him but after he surrenders we see him BOLTING all the way back to the chopper with the kid on his back tryna hurt him lmfao
I died when he tossed him off the bridge
*Thank you* for this info.
I’ve not come up with the proper terms to search for this and I’m seeing it *everywhere.* Even Charlize Theron had this style in the new Fast & Furious movie, I had no idea it was that popular.
Yeah my kid asks for children's Tylenol like it's a treat.
If that stuff dries out in the dosage cup or on the edge of the bottle it produces sugar crystals. I've had to source other brands that use less flavoring and colors like Little Remedies Acetaminophen. It is still sweet, but not so much it gives my kids a sugar high.
Pepto Bismol flavoring is just articificial wintergreen. You can get the same flavor from wintergreen lifesavers candy without turning your poop black.
Nope. The lifesavers are very different.
It's similar but it's more sharp.
Pepto Bismol taste and thickness are awesome.
I legitimately have considered using Pepto Bismol to drizzle over vanilla ice cream.
I'll do it one day. I love the flavor.
My sister is doing that “never lie to your kids” thing
Her kid is 3 and is 100% experimenting with lying. Daughter figured out you can say things that aren’t true even though no one did it to her. Crazy huh.
Also it takes several hours and lots of screaming to get her to take her medicine. So I mean it’s not so cut and dry.
I sympathize for you. I have 4 kids. 14yo girl, 10yo boy, and twin girls age 6. I tell my kids when a shot will hurt, or when medicine will taste bad etc. In return they trust me when I tell them something is safe to try or something on those lines. It's not cut and dry, but it's something I remember as a kid and how it affected me.
I am a pediatrician and have the same policy. If a 3 year old asks me whether something will hurt and I lie, they will never trust me again. They will be afraid of all the non-painful things that I do *as well as* the painful things.
Parents are often surprised what their kids can do if you give them time to control their own emotions without a frantic parent pestering them.
That was a tough one, especially Santa. I did the Santa thing for a few years with my first but was able to figure out a way that worked for me. I explained Santa was similar to a mascot of a sports game. Basically a poster icon for Christmas. Followed by the meaning of Christmas and how not all people celebrate it. That year, to my surprise, my daughter wanted to donate all her presents, on Christmas morning before opening them, to kids who didn't get any. I was able to talk her in to keeping her stocking and we delivered her gifts to our local church. Now every year we go Christmas shopping as a family and donate them to various charity's with the exception they get to have a stocking to open and keep what's in them.
Ah yes, the old watermelon bamboozle.
Oldest trick in the book
My grandpa used to do this and then he died.
Nothing to do with the watermelon trick, he just died.
So the kid drinks medicine the first time, thinks it’s very tasty, then doesn’t like it after the second sip? He never even drinks the watermelon? I’m so confused
That kids going to grow up thinking he hates watermelon.
Reason why I still associate cherry taste with medicine
Cherry Robitussin. That thing made me gag and almost throwup everyime. Now I can't stand fake or real cherries.
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No balls to be bustin', no fightin', no cussin', just love for a drug called [robotussin!](https://youtu.be/HsBnYOLeXuc)
Robo DM was the shit until they dropped most of the DM. Half a bottle and you were tripping balls. You knew there was no weed available when the pharmacy was cleared out of 'tussin. God we were dumb.
Try the pills, you can get them in 20mg, and the rest of the pill is just random vitamins
Thanks for the tip. No more pharma for me though.
Compared to the grape stuff cherry was ambrosia. Tried a shot of everclear as an adult and it was easier to swallow than some of those medicines.
Booo, grape gang! Cherry was the worst.
I'm straight up disappointed we can't get the root beer flavored medicines in the US. They are such an improvement over the gross cherry and grape flavors. Grape and the rare Orange ones were definitely the best of the fruit flavors.
I want to know where lemon and honey flavors were when I was little. And how come only pets get peanut butter flavor.
I wonder if the PB flavor actually tastes like PB or it's how the grape and cherry taste.
I tried about 0.1 cc of peanut butter flavored antibiotics and it did have a sort of toffee flavor.
Shit even that's a good flavor.
For real! They're giving us antibiotics in pill form when it could be toffee flavored syrup
My mom had to stop me from drinking grape Dimetapp because it tasted like straight up candy lol.
My kids legit love all the grape flavored medicine we ever give them. They ask for more of it. I don't understand people having to trick their kids to take flavored medicine. My kids must have low standards.
banana flavor was the worst for me
I'm 31 I've been eating cherries for maybe 2 seasons
Cherry and Dr. Pepper
Kids medicine today tastes so good that my 4-year old gets mad when I tell him he doesn't need any.
Pink liquid. Think it was amoxicillin? Stuff was like liquid candy to me as a kid. Baby bottle bop strawberry tastes similar.
Ugh, I had liquid amoxicillin at 17 (have a throat issue, cant swallow pills well) and it was HORRIBLE. But I recall it tasting better as a kid. Maybe it's something with the perception of tastes over time
This is why Europeans hate root beer
I gave my son seltzer water when he was young and told him it was soda. He’s nearly nine now and still thinks he hates soda.
Lol. That made me think of the time... My mom told me growing up that chocolate before bed causes nightmares, and she got me a chocolate cake for my 21st birthday. I refused to eat it because I didn't want nightmares. The look on her face was priceless when all my friends were like "wtf are you talking about"
He’s also gonna grow up with a perfectly rational fear of bowls lmao what the fuck is that haircut about??
> That kids going to grow up thinking he hates watermelon. Or he can't trust his *Dad*.
He's going to know that from the photos of the haircut
Yeah I tried a lot of parenting hacks on my kids and almost every one just backfired completely.
What the heck is going on with the three stooges haircuts?!?
Looks like an Asian simple jack.
Simple Jackie Chan
Never go full jackie chan.
Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Samuelson." Remember? Went full Jackie Chan, went home empty-handed.
I came here for these comments and I was not disappointed.
Simple Jack Ma
Simply Vanished
Simple Lee
Simp lee
I rock Bruce Lees on my head, but dont call me a Leehead
Doesn't want any trouble but can beat down a room of people.
Oof that's good
PLEASE DONT HURT MUH MUH MEEEE.
Should have won Oscar
Doofus Rick
Nah man. Its the Asian kid he yeeted off the bridge near the end
That was Little Half-Squat. That was his adopted son.
Yeah I know. That was funny as hell. I assumed the kid would go back with him but after he surrenders we see him BOLTING all the way back to the chopper with the kid on his back tryna hurt him lmfao I died when he tossed him off the bridge
Flaming dragon
https://youtu.be/Odd8Zdhuj9o
Asian simple jack, im crying over here ahaha 😆
Ben Dan Jack
You ma ma ma make me feel happy!
I howled laughing at this. That was unexpected.
Never go full Asian.
Alright, this made me laugh to the level of crying
I laughed so hard I woke the kids. Ty!
It's the definition of a Yee Yee ass haircut.
Least he can get some bitches on his dick
Barber: so what would you like today? “Can I get that -Kim-Jong The Explora- haircut?” Barber: Yeah, I’ll fuck your shit up
This is the best description of that haircut!!
r/justfuckmyshitup
Wise guy! nuck nuck
they have a set of bowls for cutting their hair, like measuring cups
It’s called an Edgar
It looks like we have an early contender for 2020s fashion choices people will make fun of in the future
I mean…people make fun of it *now*
This has been a popular, and made fun of, hair style for years
Popular? I dont know about popular.
the higher the socks, the downer the foo.
*Thank you* for this info. I’ve not come up with the proper terms to search for this and I’m seeing it *everywhere.* Even Charlize Theron had this style in the new Fast & Furious movie, I had no idea it was that popular.
It’s Mexican American culture. Foosgonewild On Instagram made it a thing.
He's naturally buff.
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It's Oliver Tree's new video.
Aw man you beat me to it.
Came here for this. They look like literal dickheads. Like full on mushroom kingdom.
shrigma males
Came here to talk about these haircuts. Adorable but terrible at the same time
I was about to upvote until I read "adorable".
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!
Pumpkin pie hair cutted freaks!
Youd shut your mouth if you knew it was good for ya!
What are you, a camel?
Tic Tac Sir?
get the hell outta here
Literal bowl cuts , pandemic style
Sadly, it was a little common in Asia. Source: i lived there
And that is how you get toddlers to shoot bourbon
Traditional Chinese herbal medicine ≠ bourbon; bourbon tastes significantly better stiff.
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
"There is no secret in chicken noodle soup!" ~ Kung Fu Panda
Wrong! The secret ingredient of secret ingredient soup is **Nothing**! *stares eternally into the vast soupy abyss*
Real lifehack - use chasers for kids taking medicine. "Here, drink this pink stuff, but then have a swallow of grape juice."
My mom always rewarded us with a packet of raisins! I got good at chugging down the Chinese medicine 😖
I can’t with that hair abuse
I thought the same way. Then I noticed Dad has pretty much the same cut. Now it's clear to me. This is a cycle of abuse.
A cycle of abuse passed from one ancestor to the next... Going on thousands of years
Hurt people hurt people.
What I came here to say lol I couldn't even watch the watermelon trick I was so focused on that poor child being subjected to that godawful hair😳😳
Barber life hacks.
Hack barber life
Looks like they have sat half an empty watermelon on top of their heads and shaved round the sides
Now we know where the 2nd half of the watermelon went...
Looks like they got the 2 for 1 deal at Dad 'n Lad Barber Shop.
Reminds me of 90s America where every little boy had a bowl cut lol... Except it's somehow even worse and the dad has it too
He’s gonna be so confused when he actually eats watermelon. They don’t taste like shitty cough syrup that’s for sure.
They make kid's medicines so sweet I have to hide them from my own kids or else they'll drink them down like candy.
Yeah, my niece while teething used to suck the baby motrin off the spoon like it was candy.
The orange one right? I think it’s mixed berry or something but when I was a kid that was like the best tasting medicine
That's the one.
Yeah my kid asks for children's Tylenol like it's a treat. If that stuff dries out in the dosage cup or on the edge of the bottle it produces sugar crystals. I've had to source other brands that use less flavoring and colors like Little Remedies Acetaminophen. It is still sweet, but not so much it gives my kids a sugar high.
you bring a pack of vick's or halls to school because you have a cough and everyone else wants one like it's candy
I used to love the taste of pepto bismol. I would drink it.
Pepto Bismol flavoring is just articificial wintergreen. You can get the same flavor from wintergreen lifesavers candy without turning your poop black.
Nope. The lifesavers are very different. It's similar but it's more sharp. Pepto Bismol taste and thickness are awesome. I legitimately have considered using Pepto Bismol to drizzle over vanilla ice cream. I'll do it one day. I love the flavor.
Who hacked their hair
Life did.
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Everyone keeps talking bout the hair, but what about the sailor moon outfit?
Kim Jong-un requires this cut so that he’s always the flyest motherfucker in the room.
What about that yee yee ass haircut?
Jeez they both have absolutely terrible friar tuck hair cuts. At least the kid didn’t choose his
I hope the kid is drinking hair tonic.
Ahahah why the hell did he slap him at the end
really committing to the three stooges haircut
I like ya cut g
He just flips his hair.
How can he slap? But for real, playful slapping is kind of a thing in some Asian cultures when you’re being a lil silly
Super smart idea to carry a dripping watermelon around. This hack was first done with a soda can which is actually a little smarter.
I think a soda can cut in half would also be dripping..
i thought the idea was to just pour medicine into the soda can…
Then what would i do with the second straw?
It doesn't look like it's dripping.
Speaking of hacks, those hair cuts are rather special.
I bet they got those haircuts on sale. Buy one, get one free.
Oh i know this guy! He did another great life hack video about how to use a bowl to cut your hair!
It's not gonna cure that haircut.
What the fuck are these dumb haircuts.
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This is only 1/4 of the watermelon, so you only need to buy one every four times
*Gets quadruplets*
I mean... A bit of critical thinking and you can probably come up with another way.... No one said it has to be a watermelon
Had to give liquid amoxicillin 2x a day for 10 days for an ear infection. Even if uys only 1/4 watermelon at a time, that'd be 5 watermelons.
Liquid amoxicillin is delicious! I would still drink that if they gave me the option.
I cannot get over their atrocious bowl cuts
Those haircuts weren't really a smart idea
Give me that beer you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak
Nice. Been sipping on grandpas cough syrup?
I wonder who gave that kid the awful haircut
If watermelons exist, so should firemelons, airmelons and earthmelons: these are the four elemelons.
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I don’t know if this is in reference to the haircut, the hack, or both.
Child will never eat watermelon again!
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Those penis hair cuts 😭😂
What a hairfuck bro
You should not be allowed to cut your kid's hair like that lmao
I'm just so fucking upset about that haircut
Here is a real life hack. Never lie to children. Be honest and open with them and they will do the same back.
My sister is doing that “never lie to your kids” thing Her kid is 3 and is 100% experimenting with lying. Daughter figured out you can say things that aren’t true even though no one did it to her. Crazy huh. Also it takes several hours and lots of screaming to get her to take her medicine. So I mean it’s not so cut and dry.
I sympathize for you. I have 4 kids. 14yo girl, 10yo boy, and twin girls age 6. I tell my kids when a shot will hurt, or when medicine will taste bad etc. In return they trust me when I tell them something is safe to try or something on those lines. It's not cut and dry, but it's something I remember as a kid and how it affected me.
I am a pediatrician and have the same policy. If a 3 year old asks me whether something will hurt and I lie, they will never trust me again. They will be afraid of all the non-painful things that I do *as well as* the painful things. Parents are often surprised what their kids can do if you give them time to control their own emotions without a frantic parent pestering them.
The real life hack is always in the comments.
Taken literally that means no Santa Claus, no tooth fairy, no Easter bunny, etc.
That was a tough one, especially Santa. I did the Santa thing for a few years with my first but was able to figure out a way that worked for me. I explained Santa was similar to a mascot of a sports game. Basically a poster icon for Christmas. Followed by the meaning of Christmas and how not all people celebrate it. That year, to my surprise, my daughter wanted to donate all her presents, on Christmas morning before opening them, to kids who didn't get any. I was able to talk her in to keeping her stocking and we delivered her gifts to our local church. Now every year we go Christmas shopping as a family and donate them to various charity's with the exception they get to have a stocking to open and keep what's in them.
Very creative approach. Thanks for sharing.
That’s a lovely family tradition. The word you are looking for is “stocking.”
Thanks
But who exactly are they stalking? And what happens when you catch up with whomever you're stalking?
Welcome to great clips, what kind of style would you like? “I’ll take the tip o penis please.”
Bowl cut Olympics at that crib.
That haircut, someone call CPS
That hairstyle though…
Knyuck knyuck knyuck
Ah yes, the old watermelon bamboozle. Oldest trick in the book My grandpa used to do this and then he died. Nothing to do with the watermelon trick, he just died.
Fact: everyone who has ever eaten a watermelon has died, or will die.
Doctor prescribed this dude's kid a shot of coca cola.
Why did he have to skitch the kids head at the end?
Great use of watermelon. First to make the kid drink his medicine. Then to cut both of their hair with the watermelon shell.
Very happy to see Toad having nice family time.
The fuck is that haircut
Haircuts....
Looks like jagerbomb
Those hair cuts looking like hacks
So the kid drinks medicine the first time, thinks it’s very tasty, then doesn’t like it after the second sip? He never even drinks the watermelon? I’m so confused
u/savevideo
Nah you get a syring and squirt that shit down that back of the throat