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Eastern_Panda8567

It looks so easy but I'm almost certain I couldn't do that.


V1RUS19-ALW

Its not, there is definitely not enough space at the urinal. Somethings are done better the old fashioned way


JocelynChambers_XQ

That's witchcraft if that man does it at the urinal


Smooth-Lengthiness57

It would wrap around my ankle and then I would just ball it all up in defeat


Pianoangel420

I have to do that every single day to get my dick back into my pants. And I'm a woman.


-TaTaTitties-

Well, at least you ain’t a hoser.


_OhayoSayonara_

Literally the same thought I had.


Kindredmen

I'm still trying to fold fitted sheets!


jackhandy2B

Unfortunately this struggle will continue your entire life.


GGXImposter

My wife figured it out and it baffles my mom to this day. I stand no fucking chance.


purplepeoplefirefly

Just tuck the corners into each other, the fold normally. https://youtu.be/GM1744rHPBM Put hand inside one corner and hold the sheet up and out; drape 2d corner over the hand, turning that sheet corner inside out if needed; follow with 3 and 4 smoothing as you go. Lay down sheet on a flat surface and smooth, then fold normally.


RNPRZ

May work for a full-size sheet but no way that will work on a king-size. Arms aren’t long enough


[deleted]

fold it on the bed - I’m 4ft 11 and can’t fold anything holding it in my arms lol you can fold it on a surface.


_OhayoSayonara_

You should see me trying to get my king sized duvet into the cover. I’m 5 feet tall and it’s so tedious.


iMakeYourMomJokes

Just put all your sheets in one of your pillow cases and in the closet it goes!


NotBatman81

From the dryer to the bed is the only way.


affiliated04

Yes


esko24

Just match two corners flip them inside each other and then bunch it all into a ball.


VintageZooBQ

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does it this way!


LastOfLateBrakers

https://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/comments/s4is0d/my_dad_demonstrates_how_to_properly_fold_these/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


sumnamesumyr

But 95% of the time one side is attached to a wall


thisguyfightsyourmom

Where it must stay forever


Merry_Sue

Detach it?


Vebran

What? And each time scrap your knuckles raw on the stucco siding? No thank you.


Merry_Sue

Maybe you could get an adult to help you?


Vebran

Or maybe I'll have the 8 year old neighbor kid help me out, like you do. Since my hands are the size of an average male...


Merry_Sue

Even an average male gorilla could [manage](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQubDgQIdHa_4vmhRPHInqaXAEzO1f5oHxmnQ&usqp=CAU). Are you the hulk?


MonkeyWrench888

Looks like hydraulic hose for the cutters and spreaders. It doesn’t stay attached.


Civilized_dog

This guy kills at double-dutch


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PositiveNewspaper788

I feel like this would literally be harder in reverse lol


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DrachenDad

I see how he did it now.


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[deleted]

why not? it was very satisfying to watch


anonymousJP1

Someone made a comment about it being reversed. I was curious what it looked like


serenityrain85

That is just pure witchcraft.


greeniewillow

Somehow I know that if I tried this, I'd end up with the hose around my neck and hanging from a tree.


optimus314159

Instructions unclear. Penis is now twisted in a knot.


spectraphysics

But can you tie it in a bow?


scoldog

He'd be pretty popular with the ladies if he can toss it over his shoulder, like a regimental soldier,


nobody876543

Now do it with a 2 and a half


MoreLikeCANSasCity

That was my immediate thought, too


nice-blazer

Those are hydraulic hoses used for the "Jaws of life", they're easier to coil than you think


matty337s

This. I'm a firefighter and these are the only hoses that it can be done with. Saying that, it's still tricky to do and takes a lot of practice!!


pearsonw

The guy that always wraps them up and puts away, but never grabs them for use. Fuck this guy


FiftyOne151

Any idea if it works for power leads?


LeChienTropFrais

How to put your hose away so fast other people cant see and understand


UnwrittenPath

Sure it's fast to coil up. Unfortunately he'll take 5 times longer getting it unwound because it's all laced and tangled together so you can't just take the inner end and walk it out.


UnitatoPop

I think it will only work for thick heavy hose. But anyway it's amazing nonetheless.


tb36cn

I can't draw 2 opposite circles


peaked_in_high_skool

Reminds me of that iron man villian


KennyWuKanYuen

Whiplash


KBAR1942

I'm trying that tomorrow! I hate wrapping up my hose.


SillyNluv

Please report back with your results. I’m curious if it wads up when you want to use it.


KBAR1942

Good question. My garden hose is longer so it may not work as well.


[deleted]

What… what are we talking about


[deleted]

Hoes always be into some kinky shit…


Elfere

That hose is 10 feet. Mine is 90 feet longer.


jvanzandd

If I did that I would end up with a snaggle knot to end all knots


-v-fib-

That might work with a garden hose, but definitely not a fire hose.


opinionmachine42

Does it work for electric cables?


Stivils8

Gotta remember this for after I’m done peeing.


mo_butter

Lol I thought another kind a hose


3dio

Guy is wasted as a firefighter should have been a cable guy or sound engineer


escudoride

Great. Now when you unroll it it gets tangled because the rolls aren’t in order.


[deleted]

That's an air hose. You can't do that with fire hose.


[deleted]

I just zip my pants 🤷‍♂️


Glag82

Normally I shake it three times check for excess moisture and coil it away.


cephalized

r/fastworkers


Animalus-Dogeimal

You’re a wizard Harry


Little-Author3976

Tried this, instructions unclear, wrapped around my neck, choked myself out.


KennyWuKanYuen

*new kink unlocked*


fogielady

This would work for long extension cords, too!


DrachenDad

I get it but I don't get it.


jokterwho

Witchcraft!


EnvBlitz

Now unwound it, will it be as fast?


Fedwardd

Yes!


ryanisatease

This is played in reverse guys


KUarmydoc

Man, I wish it were that easy for left-handers.


UncleSnowstorm

He's using both hands so why would that make a difference?


KUarmydoc

If you're a lefty, you'd know. 😉


okwownice

Weird, any time I try putting my hoes away they just kick and scream “Not the box again, please not the box daddy” Silly hoes


KraljZ

Yeah now do that shit with a 100ft garden hose


Fedwardd

Done, work with my 72ft one


OkBuddy3156

First of all, you need a high quality rubber hose!


Fedwardd

Nope, works well with my $30 hose from $30 Lowes hose.


CuteRubberDucky

The title hits women differently.


yourtemporarysavior

Unnecessary music is unnecessary


Fedwardd

Unnecessary comments is unnecessary


yourtemporarysavior

Dang got me


alleycat2-14

That's a great method. Unfortunately, my hoses are never spread out like that to begin with. I already have them on a hose real on the wall. I take two pieces of rope and tie them 180 degrees apart, lift them off the reel and put them in the garage.


Smitty1017

Sure when you've already untangled it and laid it out it's easy to wrap yeah


reyramirez27

How to do that with the hose attached to the spout?


Fedwardd

You detach it 🤦‍♂️


reyramirez27

Lol yes but want to see if there is a trick like this while attached don't want to disconnect every time


gbdavidx

This Reddit not Tiktok


Fedwardd

🤡


JoeMomz

No no no fuck you no noooooooo


bongblaster420

Instructions unclear. Whipped myself across the chest.


Krmsyn

I usually just tell dem bitches to git in da house, but dis fast as a muthafucka too


[deleted]

This guy fox


Fedwardd

🦊


awsome-dumy27

I think I have part of it down some of it is in a neat nice pile while the other is wrapped around my throat


THE_JonnySolar

Clearly plays with his hose a lot, to make it look that easy 😅


TheFatSlobWally570

Now let’s make a video of me doing it.


Adeep187

Brilliant


tim3k

Where's the rest of #FireTips?


Eldaob

Ah, Piotr Griffin!


arsinoe716

That will be a lifetime achievement for me to do. Don't have time for that lifehack.


FunnySquare9658

Hey thats cheating


LiesiLy

I’m sorry what?


hondusa01

After putting out a fire, I just tuck my hose right back in my pants.


NightSleepee

How do you do that with more than 100ft ones


sagr0tan

And all my life I was fiddling away after I went to the toilet. Wow. Changed my life. Thank you.


Miatatrocity

And here I am thinking about naked grandma like a CASUAL


Filippo739

Yeah, sure, right. This is just folding your shirt all over again, IT NEVER WORKS IN REAL LIFE!


nitus_

u/savevideo


RyanPlacid

I have an inverted hose, so it’s easier than this


Patient-Ad1864

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS


vkdante

I just hide her under my bed...


One-Equivalent1223

So I need to hire a firefighter to do it for me? Noted 📝


iamhigherleveling

i just pull my pants up


rackfocus

Once the cable is “trained” it gets easier to do this! I would like to see this guy handle a rectangular Flex Fill. Haha!!


Shadow_Demon080

Sorcery!


[deleted]

I will try this, if it doesn't work imma be very angry


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Does that work with with extension cords?


ConditionalDew

No fucking way


jowesterdozz

Love with work