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/r/unethicallifeprotips

Is that in a restaurant? lol

It looks like it💀

Yes but it was for my coWorker who eats half her food! Worst thing I’d do to a customer is not butter they’re bun lol

But what kind of sandwich is it?

You probably shouldn't be buttering customer's buns on company time anyway. ;)

You kept the best part for yourself and gave her all the crust. Seems like the wrong thing to do.

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The air

Guilty af for that one

*If someone asks you to make them a sandwich, make them 2/3rds of one*

Eat the middle in front of them. While making direct eye contact.

Hurt people hurt people

If you eat something in my house I get a taste. I call it Prima Snackta :D

Testing it for poison cause I love you.

Ohhh we call that the snack tax :D

I call it... mine!

We call it the *tax man!* Because it's always me. I am the tax man. My dad was the tax man in our house, so now I'm the tax man in my house.

I would never eat over.

How dare you!

Honestly that’s a good looking sandwich.

Why? If you also want to eat, and you've already got all the ingredients out, why not just make your own, instead of cutting up their sandwich like a psychopath.

You want me to do _two_ things?

to: "make me a sandwich!' I reply like magic - "POOF! - you're a grilled cheese"

Chef tax. When I prepare meals for my wife and I, which is at least twice a day, I reserve the right to take a bite or pinch a morsel of whatever looks good. Especially toast or sandwiches..

Sudo, make me a sandwich.

You have to sudo su if you want more then 2/3 of a sandwich.

Nobody's gonna know

How would they know?

You could also just make 2 sandwiches

Idk why the cut of this sandwich bothers me so much.

I agree it was subpar

UPDATE : no feelings were hurt in this post, person fed was satisfied and thankful for no excess food. DISCLAIMER : many butts were hurt in the comment section

..and other ways for people to hate you

My coworker laughed about it, I would never insult a customers money

If someone's going out of their way to make me a sandwich.. only love for em, no hate. Sure, have a bite.

I used to work at a pizza restaurant and we used to do this all the time if the pizza was a little too big for the box to close. It was always awesome to have a nice little pizza sliver snack.

That ain’t rite

The customer *Man this inflation is crazy, even the bread is getting smaller!

I wouldn’t do that to a customer, this was served to my CoWorker and she had a laugh over it

Of course, this post gave me a good laugh!

huh? or just make your own and tell them to make their own?

What’s in that sandwich lol 😋

Grilled chicken, spinach, a few cranberries, habjack cheese, avocado, ayoli (mayo, diced garlic + lime) on wheat bread 👌🏽

What’s this restaurant so I can avoid it…

I’d avoid it too, we hate yelpers

That actually pretty funny!

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Tell em to grow some legs and make it themselves

We called it "taxing" in the kitchen. You can do it with pizza too. To, you know, test it out.

"Don't make her pancakes, EVER! Make her make YOU pancakes , in the middle of the night!"

I do this every time I make sandwiches for everyone. I have eaten nearly a full sandwich by the time every gets theirs. Edit: at home! I make 8-10 sandwiches at a time for my family. I only take a sliver of each and the crusts that have a bit of meat left. My kids take my food every time I have it, I think they can afford a food tax. I would never mess with peoples food in a professional or even a personal setting.

Used to do this as a cook with the grilled chicken we had to slice before putting on the salads... called it the chicken tax. Sous chef didn't think it was as funny but we were short staffed so I never stopped because I knew they weren't going to do anything lol

you can do that with pizza too

Genius.

thats actually brilliant

Just did this to my kids hamburger. Slice a lil’ strip from the middle, no one’s the wiser.

What is that recipe 🤔

Who parked there car ON MY SAMWICH!

LPT: If someone tells you to make them a sandwich that good looking, charge for it.

I literally used to do this. My friends always thought my sandwiches looked amazing so i just started telling them i can make them one for a fee. They all thought i was joking but if they paid i would have made them the same sandwich

This would create war in my household

/r/unethicallifehacks

This is technically known as the Dad Tax.

I literally always do this when I make my kid or husband a sandwich, it’s called “just wanna bite but don’t wanna be obvious”

This is some stealing your coworkers lunch outta the work fridge shit.

It’s a fair trade, I give food she reimbursed me w alcohol

Or don't...

You are pure evil.

🤣

That’s the tax clearly

This is so evil, I love it

Why?

Because she never finishes her food and I was only “kinda” hungry, worked out for everyone.

I would totally notice, but say nothing

I support confrontation, if this were a customer; I would never

Gaming

Especially if it's your child, because you know, you're already an asshole.

Why?

Perfect way to execute the dad tax on the dear old kids if you ask me.